Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

The announcement sounded.

The theater with hundreds of people was very lively.

A senior brother, a general captain, and a young squad leader.

Among the disciples, there is no one with a higher gold content than this, especially seeing Guo Qiling, the audience is very excited, seeing him for the first time in the Douxiao Club, it is relatively new.

So the girls below shouted one by one.

The sound was loud and noisy.

And listen to this sound and come to this stage.

Guo Qiling was very emotional. It has been a long time. I haven't stood on the stage a few times since I opened the box this year. Now that I come here once, I feel very familiar and at ease.

But at the very beginning, only Qi Yuncheng and Guo Qiling played.

"Thank you everyone, thank you for your applause, today is too lively."

"Brother, brother, what's going on?"

As soon as Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, Guo Qiling patted his brother behind him, as if trying to grab a seat.

"what happened?"

"You blocked my performance."

"Really? Then I'll be lower."

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng squatted down directly, and Guo Qiling was speechless this time, "I'm not that short, you know? Our family has very good genes, and they are all 1.8 meters tall."

"Woo~~"

Hahahaha.

At the very beginning, the audience used their height to smash it, and the excited audience laughed loudly.

Guo Qiling spoke again and asked his brother, "What are you doing here?"

"Talk about cross talk."

"Speaking of cross talk, why did we come up so funny?"

Qi Yuncheng said: "Then I should be funny."

"Why are you making fun of me? It's hard for me to talk about a cross talk. Go outside and make fun of me." Guo Qiling pointed to the inside of the table and signaled him to go in.

But how could Qi Yuncheng be willing behind the microphone, "I haven't learned to flatter since I started learning cross talk."

"Why don't you learn to laugh?"

"Your father won't teach me, he won't."

Once again, the laughter was amused by Qi Yuncheng's honesty, and Guo Qiling stood beside him and couldn't help but say, "It's enough to say that I don't teach you, why say I can't.

You have to offend and die.

yes!My master Yu Qian is a flatterer, he taught me how to do it, but I can't do it. "

"Why can't I hold it?"

As soon as he took a step, Guo Qiling walked into the table, held the microphone in his hands, and said with a hint of provocation, "Come on, do you dare to say my father? Tell me one and let me see."

It was precisely this sentence that made Qi Yuncheng have a big smile on his face. This smile seemed so bad to the audience, and it lasted for a second or two before he spoke.

"Da Lin, are you stupid for filming? You don't know why I'm so popular, do you? Swear at Guo Degang who is so popular, have you forgotten the word Gangzi?"

Hahahahaha!
Laughter came out in an endless stream, and everyone was awakened immediately and remembered Qi Yuncheng who loved and hated Master back then, but he has become more serious in recent years.

To take apprentices, and to play drums and so on.

It is this scene.

Yu Qian in the lounge nodded, "The relationship between these two is fun."

Guo Degang couldn't help but agree, the two of them are like brothers, so it's not fun.

"Let's talk about it." Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin, "If I flatter you and you say my father, do you know my father?"

"That's right, then our show can't go on."

The two were immediately in a dilemma, but within a short while, Guo Qiling who was standing behind the table seemed to see something, "Wait for a while, what is that person here for?"

immediate.

Luan Yunping trotted all the way to the middle of the two people. As soon as he came, Guo Qiling had to take the microphone on the table to the third microphone position, and then press it by himself.

In a hurry, sometimes you need to do it yourself.

But for a while, he still couldn't press it in. He tried his best to press it in. It was like getting an electric shock, and his hands trembled while holding the microphone.

Impossible not to pay attention now.

Luan Yunping turned her head and looked over, "No, did you get an electric shock? You kept shaking."

"I can't buckle it, I analyze it is broken." Unexpected situation, Guo Qiling couldn't help laughing on the stage.

No way, Luan Yunping stood on Guo Qiling's microphone stand and pressed the microphone. When he pressed it, even his hands and body began to shake with it. The audience couldn't help laughing. , With this buckle, his hands shook hard, and they also trembled.

The laughter grew even louder.

But it's not that Luan Yunping and Qi Yuncheng can't stand it, it's just to make a burden, stage experience is here.

An accident can be handled well.

Wait until it's finally done.

Qi Yuncheng walked back to his microphone and said, "Da Lin, isn't this man here? Let's call him his father."

"Huh?" Luan Yunping, who just came up, was blindfolded while holding the cross talk table, not knowing why she mentioned her father.

But when he thought of Brother Luan being a joker, Guo Qiling didn't care. He looked at his brother and said, "It's like this now, because Brother Luan is a joker and I'm a joker, so today it's just the two of us performing, let's go."

"Why?" Qi Yuncheng was very displeased, and looked at Team Luan, "We have such a good relationship in Tuan Zong!"

"It's useless, the main reason is that I've taken a liking to his background." Luan Yunping suddenly responded calmly to her partner.
"I told Brother Luan the key point." Guo Qiling added.

Luan Yunping stood in the middle and followed him all the time, "Yes, Guo Qiling told me, although it was almost half a year ago. But then again, I can't stop following him as soon as you come."

Guo Qiling didn't understand anymore, and looked back and forth between the two of them, "What's the point of being loyal? They're not next to each other."

"You just came to this group. We had a good relationship before. I don't want to offend him because of you. He's so weird, and he doesn't spare anyone."

"No, Guo Qiling, do you know Team Luan? If you really don't have a partner with this instigator, bring Widow Yan here." Qi Yuncheng finally spoke.

Once you open your mouth, you can't hold back.

Guo Qiling couldn't help it, there was no such word at all.

"Brother Luan, can I still not understand?"

"Do you know you better than I know him?"

Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and spoke quite confidently. The two of them have been working together for many years, almost ten years soon, and they spoke directly.

"Guo Qiling, I just asked you about Luan Yunping not washing her feet when she sleeps, do you know?"

Luan Yunping put her hands behind her back, and immediately looked at Dalin, "This is my characteristic."

"You still admit it? He's talking about your shortcomings, why don't you mention your advantages?"

"Let's say we understand."

.

Guo Qiling nodded, "Okay, I can see the strengths in my Brother Luan."

"What advantage?"

"There are too many advantages, and the simplest one is that the mouth is not the heart."

Looking at what Dalin said, Luan Yunping was expressionless, not knowing what advantage this was, but Guo Qiling kept explaining.

"It means that the bottom of my heart is kind, but sometimes I speak a little harshly, and my mouth smells bad!"

"Then do you have foot odor?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at Luan Yunping's feet beside him, "As soon as Dui Luan took off his shoes, Master's old rhinitis for many years will be healed."

"My boy, this is so delicious."

Guo Qiling laughed, and at the same time quickly answered, "Anyway, his mouth stinks."

"Luan Yunping's feet stink!"

"Luan Yunping's mouth stinks!"

"Luan Yunping's feet stink!"

"Luan Yunping's mouth stinks!"

Looking at Qi Yuncheng on the left and Guo Qiling on the right, the two of them had a good time cursing, Luan Yunping was caught in the middle at a loss, and suddenly stopped each of them with one hand, "I'm a little upset, just say it once. "

There was a pause.

Qi Yuncheng patted his partner on the chest, "Don't talk about him, I know his family well, so let me ask you Guo Qiling, do you know what his father liked to do before?"

"What do you like to do?"

"Play!"

"Just to play?"

"Correct."

Qi Yuncheng affirmed, and his voice amplified a lot, "The old man is too good at living, listening to the radio every day to pass the time! Hey, is it me? My old Yanjing, my son is Luan Yunping who talks about cross talk, and the passion always starts in the middle of the night ?"

Hahahahaha!
This burden was tried and tested repeatedly, but Luan Yunping raised her hand and patted her shoulder.

"You say that's Mr. Yu's father, but that's not my father. Are you saying that every father does this?"

"Is your father comparable to Teacher Yu's father? What does your father play?" Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping and said, "Your father likes to play with rocks."

"Playing with rocks?"

Luan Yunping couldn't figure it out, so she asked, "Take it as a bullet? Make a bow and stretch someone's glass?"

"Did I say stretched glass? Do you understand gambling with stones?" Qi Yuncheng pointed to his partner, then looked at Guo Qiling, "Did you see the stone on his father's body?"

Guo Qiling nodded, "I can see it with my own eyes, his father's green stone is too green."

Qi Yuncheng: "How green is it?"

Guo Qiling: "Greener than his grandmother!"

"What?" Qi Yuncheng corrected, "Grandmother than his green grandmother."

"No, it's more ancestral than Green Mother Wow."

"No, greener than his grandmother, greener...grandmother, his grandmother is very green, very green."

The two people entangled in various words.

Yu Qian in the lounge laughed abruptly, looking at the two people's condition constantly optimistic.

"Good baggage."

"It's a kiln-like nature." Guo Degang said.

Yu Qian: "Yes!"

At this time, Luan Yunping stood in the middle and couldn't listen anymore, so she stopped her, "You two, the scene is a bit over the top, is an emerald worth it? It's greener than an emerald."

"Yes, that's what it means."

Qi Yuncheng was happy, and glanced at the audience, "You have never seen his father buy that stone, a duck egg stone, do you know the rough jadeite?"

"This thing is precious." Luan Yunping said.

"Even if you have good eyesight, this thing is risky. You have to cut it open to find out what's inside. You can cut it when you get home. It costs 3 yuan.

Open it, good guy, this green. "

Luan Yunping was happy, "Big Jade??"

"Kiwi."

"Let me go to yours, why don't you take a kiwi and cut it?" Luan Yunping was speechless.

He was speechless, and Guo Qiling found a way to speak, "He just made it up, what he saw was all fake, your father eats fruit at home, what kind of gambling is it.

But I did see him open the stone that time. "

"Oh, is that so?" Luan Yunping turned to one side, looking at Dalin.

"The stone isn't very big once it's opened, it's the size of a duck's egg, and it goes down with a single click..."

"Full green?" Luan Yunping answered impatiently.

Guo Qiling: "It's full of black!!"

Luan Yunping: "Black?"

Guo Qiling: "Black is black, the water head is so good."

Luan Yunping: "Obsidian?"

Guo Qiling: "Preserved eggs!"

The two were unreliable, Luan Yunping stood in the middle and frowned, "This kiwi, this preserved egg, what are you two doing? Is this gambling stone?"

"There are gambling stones, but the old man found nothing." Qi Yuncheng said.

"Hey, don't talk about failure cases." Guo Qiling began to explain, pointing in one direction, "The treasure of Panjiayuan Township, there is such a big stone as tall as a person. His father bought two courtyard houses at home for this stone. They're all sold."

"Both courtyard houses are sold?" Luan Yunping was surprised.

"That's right, I borrowed another 200 million yuan, totaling 210 million yuan, and took down the stone."

Luan Yunping suddenly came to her senses, "The courtyard house in our house only sells for 10 yuan?"

This is a small burden, but it is not bad. Guo Degang and Yu Qian like it very much in the lounge.

"It's not in a hurry to ask for money."

"That's too urgent."

"Bought the stone, his father is happy, so let's open it."

Qi Yuncheng immediately interjected, "I saw it too. The big stone was put on the Panjiayuan Square that day. When people heard that the good guy opened the stone, a sea of ​​people surrounded it."

"I want to see it all."

"Immediately invite four young men to take a big saw and saw it for more than four hours. After sawing, it clicked open."

"How is it this time?" Luan Yunping was extremely excited here.

"I said yes."

"How is it?"

"Nothing at all."

"Why is there nothing?"

Qi Yuncheng wiped his tears and mourned, "Your father was sad at that time. The house was gone, the stone was gone, and he kept crying. We cried for three days and three nights, seeing that the old man's body was enough.

If there is no one, the family will really be ruined. "

"No."

"But it's okay to be stunned in the end, it's not sad."

"how?"

"I'll get him a radio."

"How did the radio get better?"

"Call the radio station."

"What are you calling for?"

"Hello? Is that me? I'm Old Yanjing, and my son is Luan Yunping who talks about cross talk. Doesn't the passion always start in the middle of the night?"

"You mean this is my father?"

"I'm talking about Yu Qian's father."

"I'll go to you!"

Going around and returning to the original point, the audience below laughed and applauded.

The three bowed and stepped down.

Today's work is obviously a bit unreliable, but the original work in such a short period of time is already very good.

Audiences love it too.

And saw the backs of the three of them leaving.

Guo Degang couldn't help sighing, "It's a lot of fun."

"It can already be seen that the three of them are very mature on stage, no matter what they say, they are in place and effective."

This comment was given by Yu Qian, who is good at looking after children.

But they boasted that Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and Guo Qiling came to the side screen and it was quite embarrassing.

Too anxious to come up.

I changed a small base on the spot, otherwise I wouldn’t say that this passion always happens in the second half of the night, it’s purely a laziness.

It's not called being lazy, it's enough to make changes in a hurry, and the effect is good.