Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 663 Fake polite master! 【Subscribe】

Standing outside the cage, Qi Yuncheng was called out by his master, but he still did not give up on his words, no matter who told him to stay inside, he could not come out.

But this time, he looked at the uncle and spoke.

"Look, sir, the master said that I am studious!"

Yu Qian hadn't recovered from his smile, "You are studious, your master will explain it here."

"Okay, I can only go back and watch the video again and again to learn, and by the way, watch the lantern riddles of Shaobing!!"

"oops!!"

Suddenly, Shaobing seemed to return to the scene, squatting on the ground uncomfortable, and began to feel wronged, "Since that night, I have nightmares every day, it's too scary!

Nine and ten minutes, do you know how we got here in nine and ten minutes? "

"Oh, sorry for my little cake."

Guo Degang fanned the fan very happily, but he still felt sorry for the biscuits, because he made the child choked up, and he was still relatively fat at that time.

Sweat flowed.

However, Qi Yuncheng was not so provocative, and he said a few words to cast a shadow on them.

Sure enough, this kid Yuncheng is still the same as before, whether on or off the stage, you can't figure out his aura.

Always something fun for you.

"Okay." Guo Degang waved his hand, looked at the sign Yun Cheng was wearing, "What did you write?"

"Pull out the yin people." Qi Yuncheng stopped joking and answered seriously.

"What do you mean by throwing a living ghost?"

"Some burdens must be laid out layer by layer, and shaken out at the right time to be effective. Planing is to deliberately play tricks, leaking the bottom in advance, destroying the rhythm, and keeping the burden silent. Yinren is literally good. Understood, it’s just stumbling each other on stage.”

After the child explained it, Guo Degang nodded his head in satisfaction, "This is very important, if it fails, it will be an accident of the whole performance.

I encountered this kind of thing when I went to the theater to perform in the early years. The two actors traveled together. "

"Who is it?" Qi Yuncheng asked pretending to be curious, and when he asked Guo Degang, he pointed to him, "Did you see that, your senior brother is a shady person now, remember it."

"remember."

Have fun talking.

The apprentices understood that if you really want to say your name, is that okay?

Guo Degang spoke again and began to use this matter as an example.

"The two of you are teaming up, and we're talking about boasting in the second show. The audience is quite full, and the effect is not bad. If you're funny on stage, you're going to make a big deal of it. Usually, it's a big business, a big business, and a rich family. This talker Talk about cross talk at night and pick up bottles during the day.

A kind reminder from the fans, can we talk about being next to each other?

The funny guy probably didn't understand, so he continued to smash, and the burden also rang.When it comes to the topic, the baggage that comes with the joke is not so good.

I can't hold myself a little bit.

The fancier kindly urged him to act, don't let yourself be overwhelmed.

This guy is very energetic, the more you urge me, the less anxious I am, he is not worried about the backstage, there is still a performance to come, and he keeps yelling, but he just ignores it.Afterwards, the naughty ones urged him seven or eight times and stopped urging him, and played with him.

In the end, I'm about to enter Guankou. Let me talk about your big house, and I'm so excited.

Wait a minute, we have no room at home.

Impossible, your family has a house, think about it.

Don't even think about it, if you have a house, you won't be able to pick up the bottle! ! "

"Okay! This one remembered everything." Speaking of this, Yu Qian subconsciously praised.

Guo Degang continued to restore the tone of the cross talk at that time, and then imitated the two people and said, "Then where do you live?

We live in trees!

Take a stick and poke it down for you.

There is no room to live in the ground.

Why don't you fall to your death?
Well then, don't brag about the house, you brag about our private house!
In the end, no matter how you say it, the ones who are flattering just don't pick up. It's quite like your uncle is in a drunk state, and he can't live or die. "

"It's waiting for me." Yu Qian laughed.

"Anyway, there is such a state, it's really annoying, and they are slandering each other, so this is absolutely not allowed. As for whether they went down to fight or not, I don't know."

Guo Degang mentioned this matter mainly to tell the children the truth.

Qi Yuncheng and the others nodded. At that time, there were a lot of things like acting, especially the actors who ran around.

It's normal not to know each other well.

After finishing talking, Guo Degang raised his hand to pick up the time block, "In this case, the 7 minutes will be rewarded to the two of you, and how to use it is up to the two of you!"

The master handed the things out, Meng He Tang learned to be smart, and he would have backlash when he used it himself, so he glanced at the elder brother and nodded, and then expressed his thoughts.

"We decided to give the time block to the two of you."

"No, how can you use it for us? We can stay in it comfortably, and there is such a large activity area." Guo Degang was very considerate of the child, but suddenly shouted, "Help~~"

Qi Yuncheng and Meng Hetang smiled wryly. The master is too arrogant. Doesn't it make it obvious that you want them to use it for you?
Immediately the former spoke.

"Don't read Shanyin, Master, I have a headache!!"

"Okay, Wukong, next time I won't chant the magic spell."

He just loves to play, and the master kept saying a word, and then Qi Yuncheng took the time block from Meng Hetang's hand and handed it over.

"You are still young, we are not important!"

"Don't be polite, we're leaving."

"Hey, this is what I earned from accepting apprentices, it's for our own good."

A group of people gave a block of time and turned to other places to complete the task.

Not only did they complete the task, Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun, Qin Xiaoxian, Yang Jiulang, Xiao Si and others were all doing it.

Among them, Luan Yunping was very smart. She didn't know whether the time would be adjusted after she gave it to the master, so she tried it out first, and once she tried it, she almost knew the rules.

On the other side, Dalin is also trying to get a time block.

After completing a game.

Finally got something.

He hurried back to the cage and said, "Dad!"

"Hey."

"I'll use it for you." Dalin reached out and handed it in.

But Guo Degang didn't have any desire to pick it up, "Don't worry about your son, don't worry!"

"Don't, why don't you worry, this time block is worth being a python!"

"That's right." Guo Degang admitted, but being reminded by this, he immediately turned to look at his son and asked, "When will you buy me a python?"

"Then don't mention it."

Afraid of asking this question, Dalin hurriedly avoided it. It was impossible for him to buy a python for his father, because there were a lot of worldly wisdom in it.

So I gave a time block, turned around and joined the game immediately.

Today is not easy, not only to save the master and uncle, but also to fight for a piece of time for their own time. For this reason, everyone played the game set by the program group.

After playing around for a while, the others were fine. When Xiao Si and Zhou Jiu measured it, there was a lot of flour in their heads. I don't know what happened.

"In this way, now that we have a piece in our hands, we should first think about how to present it, and see who's time is right before sending it back to others."

Xiao Si sat on the steps in front of the old house, patting the flour on his body while talking.

The rest of the brothers also sat beside him.

"Then take out all the time blocks."

"Okay, let's put it here."

There is a winner and a loser in the game, but in order to keep the show going, the brothers and sisters are now united as one, and no one keeps it private.

Once put out, there are quite a few time blocks, close to twenty.

And Luan Yunping squatted on the ground and began to sort out the order, and looked back at everyone after they were sorted.

"Which one of you will start?"

"Let me start!" Shaobing volunteered.

Luan Yunping looked at him and asked again, "Then who are you looking for?"

At this time, the partner can be chosen at will. After looking at the biscuits, it is really difficult to choose. In fact, anyone can be chosen.

Finally, I chose Zhou Jiuquan.

"Let me tell Jiuquan."

"Okay! Check the time, the show starts at five o'clock, you have to go back at least 10:[-], and leave [-] minutes to change your coats."

After arranging a suitable time block, Shaobing and Zhou Jiuliang went into the cage brought by Master and Uncle.

A slight jump means time travel, and a special effect of [-] cents will be added when it is played.

Coming out of the cage at the same time, the two rushed to the theater where they were about to perform.

Once they left, the rest of the people and time slots were all arranged by Luan Yunping.

A group of Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, and Xiaosi.

Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian are in a group.

The group mouth of Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and Dalin.

However, no matter how well organized, there are deficiencies.

Not enough blocks of time.

As a result, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin were able to pass at 06:30, while Luan Yunping did not arrive until 10:[-].

Even if Qi Yuncheng and others can't make it in time, the pair of actors in front will have to wait for time to make their comeback.

For a performance to be completed well, the actors need to cooperate with each other.

So a few people went to the cage to cooperate, and then went to the theater one after another.

……

Push the door.

First of all, Shaobing and Zhou Jiuliang, who were going to start the show, came to the theater.

At the moment when they arrived, the master and uncle in coats sat on the chairs safely and looked at them.

"Did it fall into the granary?" Guo Degang asked Zhou Jiuliang, looking at his whole body.

Zhou Jiuliang was helpless, "I'm fine, there will be worse things to come."

"Hurry up and get ready to go. It's 10:[-], and the audience is already here. There are only [-] minutes left."

"okay."

After a promise, the two hurried to the dressing room to find the direction to put on makeup. After putting on a coat, they hurriedly buttoned it up.

10 minutes isn't much time, especially when they still have something to work on.

At 58:[-], the two people came to the side curtain to wait, but they hadn't put on the gown of Shaobing, and they kept busy.

"Welcome to the performance site of Deyun Douxiao Club, I am today's host Shang Xiaoju.

Thank you to every audience who came to the scene, then please enjoy the cross talk next!Performer Shaobing, Zhou Jiuquan! "

When the program was announced, there was a round of applause from below.

Naihe Shaobing is still trimming her luggage at the moment, and she is about to cry while trimming, "How do I feel that I have found the state of playing lantern riddles back then? I'm so panicked."

"Brother Cake, are you done? I'll help you."

"No, it's almost there, let's go, hurry up."

At the critical moment, two people stepped onto the stage, and they stepped onto the stage.

Watching the broadcast, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were relieved, no matter what, it was a program.

If the people behind didn't come, then Shaobing would continue to delay.

It should be his nightmare, and he can't escape no matter what.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, and Xiao Si arrived and started preparing for makeup.

Their time should be given a lot without too much rush.

But after finishing their conversation, when it was Zhang Helun and Qin Xiao's turn to be free, the time was completely different.

Even they know a lot to say.

However, after another round, they couldn't go anywhere. After the two of them finished speaking, they bowed, and the audience applauded, ready to return to the side screen.

Just as they were about to go back, Shang Xiaoju came out.

"There's not enough time now, and they haven't come back."

"You haven't come back yet?" Zhang Helun was startled.

"Come back and say one more."

"Ok."

Amidst the warm applause, Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian returned to their seats and bowed.

The audience below was very happy and liked it very much.

"Are we going to have a special show today? We even brought back one, so what are you talking about?"

Qin Xiao was too busy, he hesitated for a second or two, "Let's sing a song."

"Let's talk about my age, I just like some traditional things." Zhang Helun pointed at Qin Xiaoxian, "He likes some young and fashionable things.

Lao Qin rapped about something. "

"Sing "Mo"!"

"Okay, let's get started."

The two returned temporarily, and could only delay time with songs.

Then sing one by one.

They were singing, when the door was pushed suddenly, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin arrived at the scene, but they were the only ones who arrived, Luan Yunping was still 10 minutes away.

Yu Qian looked at them and urged, "Hurry up, it's already returning."

"Yeah, your uncles are about to go to bed." Guo Degang joked.

"go quickly."

"Ah."

Nodding, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin also put on make-up and gowns, but Guo Degang was amused watching the broadcast screen, because it is only necessary to return to the scene according to this rhythm.

"thank you all!!"

After singing the song, Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian bowed and prepared to go back, but before they could take a step, Shang Xiaoju came out again and stopped them.

"One more?"

"One more and there will be no more, the last one."

Zhang Helun couldn't laugh or cry, and brought back Qin Xiaoxian who was about to leave, "Old Qin, I have to say one more thing, this time you are making fun of me."

"Okay, okay."

There is really nothing, and the two have no choice but to switch.

Qin Xiao went to the funny microphone and said, "You all saw it just now, because the actors in the next scene were not present, we may chat with you here for a while. But I'm not ready, let's sing another song."

"it is good!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The audience didn't think there was anything wrong with it. After all, Qin Xiaoxian was very popular, and they were happy to see him, but Zhang Helun secretly laughed behind the table. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with him, he could only sing.

But one thing to add.

"Yes, the audience also loves to hear you sing."

"Sing a song that everyone is familiar with, and the voice is slow, okay?"

"bring it on."

"Blue brick with tile paint~

White horse treads new mud~
Mountain flowers and banana leaves dyed red scarf at dusk~~
......"

Qin Xiaoxian is very good at low-pitched songs, and the girls also love to listen to them, clapping the time while listening.

Beat the beat and sing.

Another encore ends.

But just as they were about to leave, Shang Xiaoju stopped them again, and the two of them were on the verge of death.

But there was no way, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin had put on their gowns now, but Luan Yunping didn't come back, so they had to return one.

This time only Zhang Helun can come back. He has many talents and changed Tang poems to the tune of kissing goodbye.

After singing, he bowed again, and when he bowed, Shang Xiaoju appeared again.

Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian were so frightened that they quickly ran backstage.

It made the scene laugh one after another.

"It's okay, let's go, let's go! The actors are in place!!" Looking at the two of them, Shang Xiaoju suppressed a smile and spoke on the stage, and at the same time hurriedly announced the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy group cross talk, Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Guo Qiling!"

(End of this chapter)