Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 66 If you have eyes, just sew them on! 【New book asks for everything】

"This opened another eye!"

Seeing her partner making such a tie, Luan Yunping stood beside her and instinctively said this.

This sentence was not in the original words, but when it was said, many people chuckled.

And Qi Yuncheng was naturally speechless about the matter of Lord Hou, "This person is also confused, why shut up and stick his ass?"

"Yes, how good it is to prick your mouth."

"But at this time, Lord Hou turned around."

"What's the matter?"

Qi Yuncheng compared the fan horizontally behind the knife to the knife, and imitated Hou Ye's feeling of looking at the person next to him on one side of his body, and opened his mouth extremely innocently.

"Are you blaming me for this? I ordered chicken with cashew nuts! I love chicken with cashew nuts!"

Feeling something, Luan Yunping propped her hands on the table, her dantian gas was exhausted, and she shouted, "Say it again!!! Don't you feel pain??"

The audience was infected by such an emotion, because I was really afraid to say it again, Master Hou is too nonsense.

Qi Yuncheng slowly put the fan back on the table, "Here we go again, and everyone in the restaurant jumped up.

They all pressed him to the ground and gagged him.

The knife was pulled out and carried to the hospital. "

"Go quickly."

"Look at this doctor, good guy, there is such a big eye on his butt." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, circled his index finger and thumb, and gestured to outline the size of the wound.

"How to do this?"

"Sewing it, the pants were off, the doctor wiped him with alcohol cotton for 15 minutes."

Luan Yunping frowned, "Why did you rub for so long?"

Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes, and while making a wiping motion with his right hand, he pretended to be a character and said, "Mr. Hou, everyone said that you love to talk, and you will be able to talk in the future."

"how?"

"Take a shower."

"Eh?" Luan Yunping finally understood, and she turned her head speechlessly, "Where is this rubbing mud?"

"This big black butt, forced the doctor to wipe out a small white circle. In order to wipe this small white circle, he used eight and a half catties of cotton."

"Huo!" Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise.

"I even removed the mattress, so it was painted for Lord Hou. Lord Hou said it at this time."

"what?"

Putting his hands into his sleeves, Qi Yuncheng was in the state of Lord Hou again, "You think I'm willing to come? There's a reason."

"what reason?"

"I went to eat today, guess what I ordered? I ordered a chicken with cashew nuts!"

After giving such a sentence, Qi Yuncheng showed Hou Ye's playfulness on his face.

Luan Yunping and the audience below saw it with a lot of helplessness, and the former immediately said, "This is the beginning."

"Then Hou Ye said what I said just now again! Even the doctor is sweating and can't get in."

"That's right."

"It's over, doctor, can I sew this well?
The doctor said that if you didn't speak, the stitches would have been sewn up long ago. "

"Yes, I will listen to you."

"The doctor was sweating, and the glasses fell to the ground, and they broke with a snap. The doctor's glasses, [-] degrees, were changed with a microscope."

"Oh, what a look."

"Without these glasses, it's like not having eyes, but even though you can't see it, the operation must be done."

"Can't do it wow."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "Do it by feeling!"

I don't understand here, Luan Yunping asked, "Can this stitch be sewed by feeling?"

"This doctor is dedicated, anyway, if there is a hole in the buttocks, just sew it up!"

"never heard of that!!!"

A tease a handful.

The thousands of spectators watching them below caught some laughter, and had a premonition of what was going to happen without specifics.

After all, Lord Hou now has two eyes.

It must be stitched wrong.

But this couldn't stop Qi Yuncheng, he pulled the sleeves of his coat with his left and right hands, and he was about to start.

Then stretch out your hands and touch everywhere.

When he touched something, Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly, "Huo, it's not small."

"Hey, stop talking."

"oops!"

With a sigh, Qi Yuncheng closed his eyes and began to make needlework movements.

After sewing for a few seconds, there was a little movement in the mouth.

"Little sister gave me my man~~"

"Stop singing." Luan Yunping looked anxiously at the side, so she hurriedly said.

But Qi Yuncheng didn't care about this, he changed to humming if he didn't sing, and the humming was almost the same, and the operation was almost done.

The hands begin to concentrate on one point and tie the knot.

The knot was naturally made of thread, and there were no scissors around, so Qi Yuncheng bent down to bite without saying a word.

Seeing Luan Yunping next to her, she trembled in fright, and at the same time couldn't help laughing, "Good guy, bite it with your mouth, that's an ass!!!"

Hahahahaha!
The actors on the stage moved and laughed, and bursts of laughter immediately rang out from the audience.

"I really don't dislike being dirty at all! You really deserve to be a cross talk actor!"

"Cow batch!"

"Qi Yunguo is really not slipping away, how dare you!"

"A true warrior!"

……

The happier the audience is, the more it shows that the burden is well studied.

So at this moment, even Shi Fukuan, who was on the side screen, was happy seeing this, and couldn't even look directly at the children on the stage.

Very visual.

But one thing to say is that it is not easy to make the old man laugh like this, not to say that the old man has a high point of laughter.

But I have seen too many baggage and baggage skills.

Many even lived in the first half of his life, and he didn't know how many times he used it.

If you use it a lot, even the funny things will lose the state they brought for the first time because of what they might say after knowing it.

Of course, everything still depends on the performance. If the performance is good, it will still be interesting after hearing it many times.

But Shi Fukuan was really amused by this kid, he really couldn't do anything about these things.

I know the skills, but I can't guess what specific burden he will give later.

So I really like this state.

Not only he likes it, but everyone around him does too.

It also includes Hou Zhen.

With both hands in his hands, he smiled and began to mutter: "Is it plausible? How do you think about it? This is, if you say me like this, the audience's impression of me will be completely ruined.

Am I talkative?
Don't you just talk a little more?

Dalin, do you think I talk too much? "

After asking this question, Dalin stood beside his grandfather, turned his face and was about to answer.

Hou Zhen suddenly gave an answer first, "I don't think so, I just like to chat, but today's commercial performance is still very good.

I like it too.

But I also like to take a bath, so I don't need to apply so much cotton.

What a waste. "

"Hey!"

Dalin, who couldn't get in the words, was really helpless, so he didn't ask too much?

They all doubted my brother's paragraph, and they all restrained a part.

In the end, Shi Fukuan felt a little annoyed when he heard it, and waved his hand at his apprentice, "Okay, stop nagging.

But what about the other assistants?

I remember that Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were also written on the program list!
I didn't see it in the background just now.

What about people? "

(End of this chapter)