Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 65 Cashew Chicken! 【New book asks for everything】

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng continued to perform.

"Master Hou is a good man, but he also went to the hospital a few days ago."

Hou Zhen was their uncle, and it was impossible for Luan Yunping not to care, so she gave a anxious mood by her side, "What's going on?"

Without answering this, Qi Yuncheng first explained one thing, "Let's first say that this person is a good person, he does not fight for fame, does not take profit, is not greedy for money, and is not lustful!

Just a little bad! "

"What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng intentionally imitated Lord Hou's usual habit of holding hands, then exaggerated his facial expression and said: "It's so lazy!!!"

"Just a little lazy?"

"One day there will be only one person left in the Deyun Club, and it must be him!"

"Why is that?"

Qi Yuncheng sighed and gave an indifferent look, "Too lazy to rebel!!"

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

There is not much burden here, just to show a character of Lord Hou.

But with so many viewers each having their own thoughts, and the fact that De Yun had an accident some time ago, I naturally felt that Qi Yuncheng was expressing something.

So it is impossible for them not to respond to this.

When Luan Yunping saw this movement, she knew it well, and at the same time smiled wryly, "You're too lazy to rebel?"

"Oh, just two hobbies."

"Which two hobbies?"

"The first is to like to eat."

Taking his right hand out of the coat sleeve, Qi Yuncheng pointed to himself, the table, and the microphone in front of his partner, and then pointed to the empty space.

Then speak.

"There were originally four microphones today."

"Oh!" Luan Yunping agreed, and followed the count a little unresponsively. When she counted to the fourth count, she instantly understood, raised her head and shouted, "Did you eat one with him?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed to the back, "You're sitting in the backstage cursing!"

"What are you scolding?"

"Yanjing's sugar cane is really fucking hard!!!"

Hahahaha!

The burden fell out with a shake, and the laughter of the audience filled the air instantly.

This is what the actors are most proud of. At the same time, they all have the image of Hou Zhen sitting in the background and chewing on the microphone in their minds.

This is absurd, who has nothing to chew on the microphone to play.

But Lord Hou's interesting character really convinced them.

As for the group of people watching from the side screen, let alone having fun with the audience, including Hou Zhen himself.

But at this moment, Luan Yunping, acting as a flatterer, made a gesture at the crucial point and waved her hands at the same time, "Master Hou's eyes are not very good."

"There is nothing to eat!"

"Eat all?"

"Hey! And his second hobby, talking!"

"Like to talk?"

When it came to the most memorable part, although it was a joke, Qi Yuncheng became emotional when he thought of the words he had chatted with him for two hours before the performance.

Twist his expression.

"You don't have to talk to him.

It's not like we chatted one sentence after another, he doesn't need it, don't pay attention to him at all.

Talk to that chatterer, my good fellow, it makes your brains boil. "

Luan Yunping herself felt the same way, but not as strongly as her partner, so let me add a little bit.

"Just say it yourself."

"A few days ago, I was really annoyed. I bought a plane ticket and sent him to Hainan. When I came back, my teeth were black."

"What's the matter?"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his hands and raised his head, "He is facing the sun, wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah ￥#￥%&..."

"Oh!" Luan Yunping really couldn't stand it any longer, and began to grieve, "Can you still talk to the sun?"

"Honey, the tonsils are black."

"This mouth is too big, it was exposed to the sun."

After his partner finished speaking, Qi Yuncheng paused for a while, because this was an introduction to Lord Hou's personality.

Then look at the audience and start the real story of Lord Hou.

"Good man, but as I said just now, he also went to the hospital a few days ago."

"Why?"

"Hi!" Qi Yuncheng began to put his hands up again, "He went out to eat with someone, and ordered a dish called Cashew Chicken!!"

The four words cashew nut chicken were pronounced in a straight-forward manner, but no one could guess what happened next.

Luan Yunping naturally expressed the same, "This is a very common dish."

"As soon as this dish is served, Lord Hou will start."

"say what?"

"That's good!"

Looking down, Qi Yuncheng's voice flattened slightly, and he began to imitate Lord Hou's voice.

"This dish is called chicken with cashew nuts. I like chicken with cashew nuts the most, because it has cashew nuts and chicken, so it is called chicken with cashew nuts."

"Isn't this nonsense?"

"The cashew nuts are crunchy and crunchy when chewed in the mouth. The diced chicken is more delicious when the oil is crunchy in the mouth after chewing."

"Could this be a smell?"

"The cashew nuts and diced chicken are crunchy and delicious after being oiled. But there is something wrong with today's dish. There are two pieces of meat that don't look like diced chicken, but diced meat.

Of course, diced cashew nuts are not unpalatable.Because you think about it, the cashew nut oil is more delicious when you chew it in your mouth.

After the diced meat is oiled, it crunches in the mouth and is delicious.

But why don't you order cashew nut meat when you order cashew chicken?Because I think chicken with cashew nuts is better than meat with cashew nuts.

It's okay if it's all diced meat, it's outrageous to have diced chicken and diced meat in it.

And cashew nuts are fine too, there are a few peanuts in it.

Of course, the peanuts are crunchy and fragrant after being oiled, and I recognize that they are all peanuts. Why are there pine nuts in it? ? ? "

"Good guy!!!"

After listening to Qi Yuncheng's words recently, Luan Yunping was the first one who couldn't stand it, even if she had spoken beforehand.

So he frowned and let out a sigh.

After all, he was able to make two sentences at the beginning, but he couldn't get in half a word from the back, and he couldn't find a suitable point.

Too much nonsense.

As for the entire audience, everyone was amused and excited, but this boiling was brain boiling.

Sigh out.

Qi Yuncheng returned to his own tone, "After talking for four or ten minutes, everyone, the world froze. The restaurant watches stopped, the back kitchen stopped working, and there were no pedestrians at the door.

It's hard for people in this house to breathe! "

Just as he was speaking, Qi Yuncheng took the closed fan on the table in his hand by feeling, and began to tremble.

"The person sitting next to him ordered a plate of cowboy ribs, and he wanted to cut beef with this knife, but he didn't go down for four or 10 minutes."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner's fan and complained, "I can hear Parkinson's."

"There's no way out, take this knife and run towards Lord Hou's ass!" Qi Yuncheng stared in one direction, and suddenly stabbed down with his fan, "Shut up!!"

"Well, here's another eye!!"

(End of this chapter)