Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"You're so rude that you even let your own son out."

"Online name! My online name is Luan Yunping and his own father. The old man likes to call me that when he likes to chat with me online."

There was really nothing to say, Luan Yunping felt a little sick to Mo Yang's stomach, "The old man doesn't care what he thinks."

"Of course the old man is very magnanimous! I raised my glass and leaned over to talk: Oh, it might be Luan Yunping's second biological father, but I haven't seen you for a long time."

"You stopped me!"

At this moment, the audience's laughter had already overflowed, and it was really unbearable to be amused.

Not to mention them, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are the same.

Then, almost at the same level, Luan Yunping gritted her teeth and wondered, "Why is my father still called maybe Luan Yunping's second biological father? Is he so unconfident?"

"There is also a reason."

"what reason?"

"Renamed!"

"Okay!!"

"Originally, the old man wanted me to be Luan Yunping's biological father, so that people on the Internet would know that I was Luan Yunping's biological father.

Be nice to me.

But when I got it, I found out that the name was duplicated. What's going on?Luan Yunping has a biological father?Then what am I?So he took one who might be Luan Yunping's second biological father. "

"The explanation is really logical."

"That is! There is no loophole!"

A small burden, Qi Yuncheng said happily, and then re-entered the topic, asking while drinking, "Tell me, young master, what do you think.

I said, old man, you can give me an idea, you have seen a lot, and now the road in front of me is very bumpy, tell me what I should do. "

Only at this time did Luan Yunping earnestly applaud, "Let me make the case."

"How can I be famous? The old man listened to the music, don't worry, young master, what about me? In the literary and art circles, there are people who are famous in any industry.

It depends on your choice, I have nothing to do these days, I will follow you, and I will give you advice. "

After saying this, Qi Yuncheng was elated, stretched out a thumb to look at his partner, and then looked at the audience below, "Did you see it? Brothers in battle, father and son in battle, the old man loves others so much.

I said that there are just two tickets for the elegant music in the concert hall in the evening, you can take a look with me and give me an idea. "

"Wow!" Luan Yunping responded.

"We went to the evening performance and entered the concert hall. There was a violin playing on the stage, and there was no sound below. The old man was sitting here."

Qi Yuncheng straightened his body, gave a serious look, and then waved his hands, "The old man didn't say a word during the listening process, he is very expert."

"That's what I heard."

"Oh! After more than an hour, the old man finally stood up and pointed at playing the violin."

"how?"

"This grandson hasn't sawed it yet?"

Hahahahaha!
During the recording, the audience burst into laughter, and Luan Yunping sighed, "How about being a carpenter?"

"Come out come out!!"

"Let's go quickly."

"You can't take this idea." Qi Yuncheng held his forehead, feeling very uncomfortable, "You don't always understand this."

"Change it."

"I said that I still like film and television. I like that a little bit more, acting in TV dramas and movies. But this thing requires popularity, and I don't know the director.

The old man is happy, let me introduce to you, I was the one who introduced Luan Yunping when she made the tertiary film. "

An incredible message came out, and everyone in the audience cheered up. Luan Yunping stopped in a hurry, and immediately clarified to herself, "I haven't filmed it before."

"Why haven't I filmed it before? I've seen it." Qi Yuncheng was very sure.

"Have I ever made a third-grade film?"

"It was played on TV."

"Is this still broadcast on TV?"

"Small productions are three episodes, one, two, three, three episodes."

"That's a tertiary movie?"

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng understood something, looked at his partner and questioned, "What do you think? What do you think? You deserve it too. Last time I went to the master's interview, I passed it in the last round.

Do you still want to go?Dream it! "

Mentioning familiar people again, the audience was overjoyed, Luan Yunping was also snickering as she leaned on the table, and asked again, "How did Master get there?"

"The uncle introduced it."

"That's because the uncle has a lot of connections."

"That's not!"

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng continued angrily, "Master didn't even pass the interview, you are the naked substitute of male No. [-]!"

"It doesn't matter whether you take it off or not."

"You don't deserve this. The old man introduced me to a great director, and we will meet tomorrow. I said great, let's treat the director to dinner.

The director said, to keep it simple, I want to eat Lanzhou cuisine. "

"Lanzhou cuisine?"

"If you want a wide strip, you need to add meat."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and gestured for a bowl, "What else is there to do with a bowl of ramen."

"The last time we met, I found that things couldn't be done."

"how?"

"That's the director of the tertiary film."

"Okay! It seems that Uncle Yu's contacts were introduced by my father."

"Your father used to be the number one male!"

"No! He hasn't acted before!"

Luan Yunping spoke eagerly, for fear of misunderstanding, but Qi Yuncheng ignored what his partner said, and sighed helplessly.

"When I got home, I burst into tears. Life is so unreasonable. Why can people like them be so popular, why can't I?

How can I get ahead?How about I change my name. "

"Rename?" Luan Yunping wondered.

"It might be better if I change my name."

"what is it call?"

"A lot of big stars became popular after changing their names. I said I am a star from Bangziguo. My name is Park Renyong!! How about it?"

Hahahaha!

Laughter was flooding again, and Luan Yunping looked at her partner's eyes, and immediately complained, "Today's cross talk can't be compared to third-grade movies, right? Your name is too revealing."

Unable to listen to his partner's words, Qi Yuncheng replied angrily, "You are very annoying, how do you look like the name of Bangziguo?"

"What's the use of it, are you a native of Bangzi?"

"Ouch~~"

Immediately Qi Yuncheng felt that it was the same, he had sealed off this famous road, "Then I can only find a way to hype it up."

"How to hype?"

"I expose celebrities!"

"Exposing a celebrity?"

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands excitedly, "Although this method is dirty, it works."

Luan Yunping couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth when she heard this, "You also know how to be promiscuous."

"I'd better find someone I know. If someone is famous, I scold him. I say he's so bad. I remember I had a classmate in elementary school..."

Qi Yuncheng raised his head slightly and began to recall, "This elementary school classmate is a murderer, and he will be shot next month. I said this kid, spitting everywhere, what do you think?"

When she wanted to speak, Luan Yunping choked on the operation, "It's not good! It's all shot and it's no use talking about people spitting."

Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and pointed, "Shoot one more shot!"

"That's not okay, he's dead anyway."

After hesitating for a while, Qi Yuncheng still didn't let go of the matter, "Spit him all over after the beating?"

"It's better to just spit."

Seeing that this is not going to work, Qi Yun on the stage let out a long sigh of relief, "Why don't I scold the ancients?"

"How to scold?"

"Now when you scold the ancients, I say Confucius is illiterate, I say Zhuge Liang is a great dancer, and I say Li Bai and Li Qingzhao are gay!"

Luan Yunping became so anxious that her voice became louder, "Li Bai and Li Qingzhao, a man and a woman, are they gay?"

"They're all surnamed Li!"

"What a mess!!"

"Since this doesn't work, I'll ask a few great writers to scold him for plagiarism! Plagiarize my work!"

"Oh? You still have works?" Luan Yunping was a little curious.

"These people copied too fast."

"Yes!"

"Before I figured it out, they copied it."

"Ah? That's why you copied others."

"That doesn't work either?"

"No."

"What should I do?" After pondering for a while, Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, but suddenly his eyes lit up, "Why don't I expose my privacy? I have been married to my wife for so many years, and those tabloid reporters are looking for privacy. They asked me to blow it out myself."

"Really? What privacy do you have?"

"I said Luan Yunping is my illegitimate daughter! My third child!"

"never heard of that!"

With a bang, laughter came out.

This one is even better than the previous one, because it fits the reality, especially when he thinks of his screen name, I am Luan Yunping's biological father, and now I can explain everything.

Needless to say, the actors in this place, the audience will also understand, so sometimes the burden of cross talk is needless to say, it is more fun to click on it, and the audience understands the jokes in it.

So the two continued to perform like this, but the performance belonged to the performance, and many things were deleted from it.

There are no hair washing rooms or raising foreign stars.

The recording of variety shows is not in a small theater, so it may not be broadcasted.

The censorship of today's era is much stricter than in the past.

After a few more minutes, this cross talk came to an end, and there was a lot of applause from the audience.

Sure enough, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping met expectations no matter where they acted, they were very funny and fun.

At the same time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian's board on the other side, even if they said they should be stricter with them, try to criticize them as much as possible.

But the master didn't find a chance to draw a slash, and Yu Qian wanted to restrain himself, so he didn't draw a slash either.

Not increasing or decreasing is the best situation, otherwise the score will be stretched a lot.

And Yu Qian had to explain to the camera, "It's not that this pair didn't draw a good line. It's not that they don't comment. The main thing is that there is nothing wrong with it after it comes up."

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "They both know how to talk about cross talk."

The voices of the old couple fell.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to their room and chose a place to sit down.

After sitting down, I raised my eyes and watched the performance of the next brothers and sisters together with the master and uncle.

The next performances are Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong!

Meng He candy, biscuits, Zhang Helun!

But when it was Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong's turn to play, the two of them looked bad in the corridor outside.

There was a problem yesterday, and the work was not done well. Now it is definitely too late to play.

Hurrying to play, their performance error rate is extremely high, the score is always the last one, if they can't do it, they will be eliminated.

And when they had a situation, Yue Yunpeng must have cared and taken care of them. After asking about the matter, he kept guarding until Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's performance ended.

When it was over, he hurried up to take the stage slowly, after all, it was very difficult for them to take the stage of Big Brother and Brother Luan.

So it's best for him to pick it up.

So when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stepped down from the stage, Yue Yunpeng entered the arena through the opened door.

As soon as he entered the arena, the audience welcomed him very well. Now he has already transformed from the apprentice who couldn't learn anything back then.

"Thank you everyone! Everyone has worked hard! Are you tired? I came all the way here. Thank you very much for coming."

Yue Yunpeng walked to the stage and spoke, took off the microphone on the stand, and chatted with the audience in Tianjin near the auditorium.

"Brother, how old are you? Are you so happy?"

The audience sitting in the first row stretched out a hand, "I'm five years old!"

Yue Yunpeng listened to this answer for a long time, "Brother, you are five years old, what about your mother? Did no one bring you here today? How come you have no hair when you are five years old?"

Hahahaha!

The laughter came out, and Yue Yunpeng stepped aside and said, "It's really interesting and deceiving, how old are you!"

The microphone was passed to an aunt.

"Four and a half years old!"

"Four and a half years old? Oh, I just realized that this is a kindergarten? Don't leave for a while, and give each person a small red flower. You are so dedicated."

Every word and sentence revealed Yue Yunpeng's ability to control the hot scene. This is all stage experience, which is not bad to the naked eye.

"Look everyone, here in Tianjin, every audience is an actor, they all talk about cross talk, we often chat backstage.

Performing in Tianjin, good guy, you have to work hard, if you don't work hard, the audience will surpass you.

Every audience is like talking about cross talk, with special humor, isn't it the hometown of Quyi?Even if everyone likes to listen to it, can I sing a few lines for you if you want to hear it? "

"Okay! Let's play a song of five rings!"

Hearing someone yell, Yue Yunpeng frowned, "I heard someone rapping about Five Rings on the stage before, and I really wanted to vomit because I sang too much.

But it's not impossible to sing Wuhuan again today, I haven't sung for a long time, I just participated in variety shows.

Can we sing together? "

"it is good!"

"Ah~~Fifth Ring~~You have one more ring than Fourth Ring~~"

……

Here comes such a thing again!

In the second scene, Qi Yuncheng looked at this scene and smiled. After so many years, everyone has their own.

Even after singing the five rings, he sang a love man, and the atmosphere of a love man was even higher.

Had a great time.

For this reason, Yu Qiandu couldn't help boasting, "He can play!"

"How many years has it been? Xiaoyue has arrived now in a flash."

Guo Degang sighed with emotion, and at the same time glanced at Qi Yuncheng who was also looking at the screen beside him, thinking that he was the one who brought him back then.

It's all good now.

So I looked back again, and after listening to Yue Yunpeng's singing, I reported the scene of a pair of actors.

"It's almost done, let's stop singing, the director and actors are waiting.

Next, please enjoy the cross talk, performers Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong! "