Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Sitting idle next to the two senior brothers, Qin Xiao could see with the naked eye that he wanted to go to the master's house again, because after eating today, he found that he was not so nervous getting along with the master and the uncle.

On the premise of not being nervous, I naturally want to get in touch more, and then ask what I want to know.

So really looking forward to going again.

Seeing him like this, Qi Yuncheng didn't delay, and took out his mobile phone, "Do you have our number?"

"Only Brother Luan's!"

"Okay, remember mine, I have two phone numbers, you can contact me if you have anything!"

"Okay, brother!"

In a hurry, Qin Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and recorded the number of the elder brother. Indeed, if he didn't contact him usually, he didn't have these contact methods.

At most, their brothers and sisters have a big group with each other, but in the big group, they basically haven't talked much.

After remembering, a few people will chat a few more words.

Qin Xiaoxian was about to leave, he knew that he couldn't disturb him for too long, they must be matching words when they were together, because his business was interrupted and delayed.

As soon as he left.

Luan Yunping took a sip of tea and laughed amusedly, "Qin Xiaoxian seems to be a little self-motivated, otherwise he wouldn't come here, and he knows better that you, a big brother, know a lot.

All kinds of folk art can come, the moment you enter the door, he is right at you. "

"I also know a few folk arts! Hey, by the way, there is a group of senior gentlemen in Yanjing who will come to Yanjing to hold a special performance. Are you going?

Or Suzhou Pingtan, which is really rare. "

When mentioning quyi, Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought of this episode.

Ever since Quyi became a trend, it has even been promoted in various ways, not to mention all over the country, at least some departments and interested people are organizing these performances, because there is a little trend and more people pay attention, then there must be a chance to perform.

For this reason, not to mention the Suzhou Pingtan, some venues have also started to put on some drum music performances.

There are Henan pendants, iron drums, and single strings.

Even Laoshe Teahouse and Tianjin Celebrity Teahouse arranged more and more performances of drum music.

This is a very gratifying thing. If there are audiences, there must be actors.

This is even more so for the Guqu Club, and soon there will be a special show for old gentlemen, and even old gentlemen from other distant cities will be invited.

Feeling like I'm about to get high.

I just don't know how long the momentary heat can last.

After hearing this, Luan Yunping didn't have time to go, he still had to manage the small theater, so he could only shake his head, "There are so many venues, I can't go anywhere, let's make works first.

Go again when you have time.

The theme of this issue is fame, and I can sense that other people are expressing their desire to be famous, or talking about actors and stars.

But if we have to say this, it is a bit heavy. "

"That's right! It's not easy to have one theme. It would be much easier if everyone had one theme." Qi Yuncheng nodded. The front of the Douxiao Club is for fun, and the back is for down-to-earth performances.

But after pondering for a while, he smiled.

Luan Yunping smiled when she saw the smile, and asked curiously, "Why did you come up with the idea?"

"If you have any ideas, just grab them now, and listen to a few burdens first."

"Okay, you say."

At seven or eight o'clock, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping began to work on the work wholeheartedly, not only them, but all the brothers and sisters started working in pairs.

We all strive to do a good show tomorrow, and if the eliminated episode is not good, the next episode will be gone.

Such a fun variety show, no one wants to go on.

So the night in Tianjin passed like this. Even because of the work, Qi Yuncheng didn't have much time to chat with his wife and children today, so he played a video for a while after playing in the afternoon.

In the evening, Xixi is very well-behaved today, she went to bed after nine o'clock, I don't know where she got tired from playing.

Seeing that her sister was asleep, Jing Jing also ran to her bed to sleep.

There is something to learn.

And wait until the next day.

The second episode of Deyun Douxiaoshe continued to record.

A group of brothers began to transfer from the hotel to the venue arranged by the program group to prepare for the performance.

This venue is in the HX District of Tianjin, and its name is the Cadres Club.

A place with a complete range of business projects, including restaurants, tea rooms, swimming pools, and large ballrooms, plus a large theater that can accommodate more than a thousand people.

But this time, Deyun didn't have to rent such a big venue, he just rented a small venue inside, with two or three hundred audience seats.

After all, it is recording a variety show, not a real commercial show.

When the actors entered the arena one by one carrying their coats and suitcases, the audience also went upstairs and entered the aisle to sit down in the auditorium.

In less than a while.

Every seat is full of people.

As for the stage, the stage has already been set up, and the advertisements that should be played have declined.

Then Liu Xiaoding came to the stage to announce the curtain from the side of the stage.

"Welcome everyone to come here to enjoy the crosstalk conference of Deyun Society. Next, please enjoy the crosstalk performances by Qin Xiaoxian and Zhou Jiuliang!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After the applause sounded.

Two people come on stage.

The stage is not big, just a small table, without side curtains, but it is just right for such a performance, and the eyes can still be concentrated.

After bowing.

Qin Xiao looked at the audience and said, "Thank you everyone, I am very excited to be honest, because everyone knows that our Deyun club is getting more and more popular now."

"Everyone understands." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"Many people on the Internet say that our master has the ability to turn a stone into gold. The golden finger can point anyone to fire."

"Have this ability?"

"I have this ability." Qin Xiao glanced at his partner and replied, and then looked over slowly, "I've been very lucky these two days, I was ordered by my master."

"is it?"

"I'm very excited. I always thought whoever is more capable."

"Yes."

"A problem was discovered later,"

"what is the problem?"

"Tap me just because I'm out of my mind."

"Yeah, so the master didn't light the fire somewhere, but he didn't know where to light it."

The voice fell.

There was some laughter when the burden rang, and at the same time Qin Xiaoxian spoke again.

"I have tried every means to get rid of the fire, and people have also said that if I want to get angry now, there are other ways."

"What way?" Zhou Jiuliang was curious.

"A group!"

"A group?"

"That's right. A group will definitely be popular, have you heard of it? A SHE that is very popular right now!"

"It's already disbanded."

"I also thought of one for myself, one that fits my identity."

"Call?"

"SHA!"

"Hanyu Pinyin!"

"Silly!"

"You can do it!"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed Qin Xiaoxian, and when Qin Xiaoxian staggered out, there were some smiles on the faces of the audience, because stupidity is indeed his characteristic.

But at this moment in the lounge of the second scene.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were watching, and the two signs behind them were all scored, just like the first issue.

Suddenly Yu Qian looked at the screen and said, "The rhythm is a bit slow."

"It's just the size!" Guo Degang nodded, turned to look at Liu Xiao next to him and stopped, "Draw one for Qin Xiaoxian at my side!"

"It's obvious that the two of them don't match up, and their eyes don't meet."

"Yes! It is estimated that there is little cooperation."

The children's problems, as the elders can tell at a glance, they are indeed very immature, and they are all young children.

But after the show is over, it's still pretty good, after all, it's more embarrassing to have a cross talk in such a short time.

Then Liu Xiaoting hurriedly came to the stage to make an announcement.

"Then please enjoy the cross talk next! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"

Once again applause rang out, and once again a pair of actors came on stage, and even the applause continued. The popularity and liking of the two are very good, whether they are among young people or among the elderly.

But as soon as they came up, the master over there made a movement, and immediately looked at his senior brother, "This is a pair of close partners, and the audience likes it.

But if you let them get points, there is no need to compare, so please suppress and criticize as much as possible. "

Hearing this, Yu Qian laughed. He really liked Yun Cheng's cross talk in the last episode and gave him a lot of points. Now we have to be careful in the knockout round, otherwise the gap will widen.

They are even stricter than other students. Whoever tells them they can speak cross talk, which is much better than other apprentices.

But just after hearing these words, Qin Xiaoxian and Zhou Jiuliang, who just got off the stage and sat down near the master and uncle's room, looked at each other, and it turned out that the performance was very strict.

And Qin Xiaoxian took another look at Master's sign and found that he had a bar, but he didn't feel distressed or anything.

I even feel that I deserve it, after all, I didn't say it well.

But just thinking about it, when the show started, everyone's eyes immediately turned to the two actors on the stage.

Just standing there, they are about to win, they like it to a certain extent, they like everything they do.

"Thank you for your warm applause." Qi Yuncheng said with a smile on his face, "This is the second round of the Douxiao Club competition. Everyone welcomes us very much. But I know that the welcome has nothing to do with me. The main thing is to welcome my partner Luan Yunping!"

Luan Yunping was a little shy at the moment, she waved her hand, "No, we two are welcome."

Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner, but his tone became more and more depressed, as if mourning, "Luan Yunping is an actor worthy of our welcome. He is a pure person, a real person, and a complete person."

"Okay!" Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, "Here are three comments after my death."

"A great person, you are the best among the young people in the cross talk circle in China."

"Too much."

"To tell you the truth, I have traveled all over the country to inquire about Luan Yunping, and there is nothing I don't agree with, and I also earn a lot of money."

"Don't talk about money."

"What do rich people drink, the first-class eight-treasure tea when they get up in the morning."

Qi Yuncheng gestured for a cup in his hand, poured it into his mouth, and after pouring it, his appearance became shabby, "Where are the others? It's just Gao Sui!"

"Mozi?"

"One dollar, one ton!!"

"Huo, let's have a three-point drink first."

"Drink eight-treasure tea, eat eight-treasure porridge, eat eight-treasure rice, and lie down on the eight-treasure mountain after eating."

"Okay! What happens if someone poisons you?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner, "You will have a day sooner or later."

Luan Yunping waved her hands behind the table, "Don't be too late, master and uncle are sooner or later than us!"

Hahahahaha!
Once partnered with Qi Yuncheng, the things that Aitu said will come.

The audience couldn't help laughing, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the second scene were also laughing.

But this time, he didn't draw a line against Luan Yunping, let alone his lover.

But seeing the audience laughing, Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "Don't laugh, do you admit it?"

"Everyone has such a day!"

"But you contributed a lot while you were alive."

"Of course." Luan Yunping was not modest at all, "Without me, you guys wouldn't be able to get paid."

"And everyone thinks well, look at those of us in the show business circle, those international stars, come out..." Qi Yuncheng held the steering wheel, "We all drive Mercedes-Benz and BMW, and we young actors can only drive one car." Charlie's in the compartment."

"Xiali on the other side?" Luan Yunping was surprised, "Who rides in a car or a person? How about buying a bicycle?"

"It counts as a car."

"That's true!"

"Besides, big-name celebrities go out to play, and they ask for boat tickets."

"what?"

"Is there a Titanic?"

"Huh, this one is dead."

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng felt a little uncomfortable, and put his hands into the sleeves of his coat, "He is rich and a big star, and he can play to death. What can I do? I also want to be okay."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner and nodded, "You work hard."

"I'm in a hurry." Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked in one direction, "I saw your father on the main road."

"My dad?"

"Oh, the old man is full of energy. I hurried up to say hello: old man, did you go for a walk here?
I didn't slip, I didn't slip, I didn't slip! "

After shouting three times in a row, Luan Yunping suddenly understood, stopped, and yelled, "Your father didn't slip away, you can't do it by cursing people."

"Didn't you go for a walk!" Qi Yuncheng explained, and then acted like the old man and asked, "Son, what's wrong with you? You look so bad?
I feel sad, they are all big international stars, when will I survive?

Don't worry, kid, just work hard. "

"Good words."

"There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, it is useless to have a road."

"Hey!" Luan Yunping was speechless at the side, "Then don't leave."

"Come on, young master, let's have a good chat!"

"say something."

Qi Yuncheng pointed, "There is a bar next to it. The waiter is here. What do you two want? A bottle of [-] UFO."

"You two will go to heaven after drinking it."

After flipping through things, the audience cheered.

"What's that called?" Qi Yuncheng turned his head and hurriedly asked his partner.

"xo!"

"Have a bottle of xo, another plate of edamame, and two roasted kidneys."

"Is this all a set?"

"It will be served in a while."

"Really."

"Your father brought foreign wine, tons and tons~" Qi Yuncheng kept pouring the wine glass with his left hand. After pouring, he picked up something with his right hand and knocked it on the table, and then said, "Pick up a whole egg, click! Pour the wine into !"

"It's still native method."

"Come on, Yun Cheng, brother, Luan Yunping's own father, let's have a drink."

"Just wait for a while!"

Hahahaha!

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping grabbed her partner's arm like crazy, "What's the matter?"

"Your father is so polite!"

"He was so rude that he even let his own son out." (End of this chapter)