Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"That's right, it depends on who is better! Now you are broadcasting, you can't talk casually. Let's start, listen to their station first!"

On the stage, Sun Yue turned around and patted Qi Yuncheng on the shoulder.

Immediately the radio sounded.

"Hello, friends, Cangsong Cuibai Radio Station is broadcasting for you, FM 73.84 MHz. Now it is broadcasting "Weather Forecast" specially for this station by Yanjing Professional Meteorological Observatory!"

"Oh, first the weather forecast!"

"Yesterday! Sunny!"

"Yesterday?" Sun Yue froze.

"The probability of precipitation is zero percent, the highest temperature is five degrees, and the lowest temperature is minus two degrees."

"Hey, no!" Sun Yue wanted to stop her, and her voice amplified, "You play tomorrow's."

Qi Yuncheng was serious, with a smile on his face, looked at the audience and said to himself, "The day before yesterday was cloudy, the highest temperature was three degrees, and the lowest atmosphere was minus one degree!"

"tomorrow!!"

"Last Thursday!"

"Explain tomorrow!" Sun Yue finally couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily.

"Tomorrow's weather conditions, we will broadcast it for you on the [-]th of next month!"

"Then why do I ask you!"

"Welcome to listen to..."

"Closed off."

Learn from the classic weather jokes on the radio station. When the audience below watched this episode, they couldn't help but smile.

But Sun Yue felt helpless, turned around to look at Yue Yunpeng and patted on the shoulder, "Let me listen to this side, come on!"

"Yue Yunpeng radio station is broadcasting for you, FM 84.73 MHz!"

"You two must die first." Sun Yue replied.

Yue Yunpeng said: "Next is the fancy "Weather Forecast"!"

"What is a fancy "Weather Forecast"!"

"That is, if you call to ask about the weather, I will sing you about the weather."

"This is fresh, let me try it. Sunny day!"

"Blue sky~~"

When he asked and sang, Yue Yunpeng used his cheap style to the extreme, especially the expression when he sang. Although Qi Yuncheng didn't move his eyes, he could still feel his progress on this stage from the corner of his eye.

But Sun Yue couldn't stop listening, and asked Qi Yuncheng to start again, "Listen to this side!"

Qi Yuncheng continued: "Hi friends, it's the show time of "Quyi Grand View Garden" now."

"Quyi class! This is fine!"

"Quyi art is a wonderful flower in our Huaxia Art Garden, and the genre I will introduce to you today is Xihe Dagu.

The little snail climbs up step by step with a heavy shell on its back~

There are two orioles falling on the tree Wow, what are you doing up here if the grapes are not yet ripe~
The little snail said that when I climb up, it will mature~~"

"oops!"

Both Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue seemed to have eaten something dirty, their expressions twisted together, and they subconsciously complained.

"It's so ugly!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Thanks to this little-known old artist, next we invite another artist surnamed Guo who does not want to be named, and we are going to sing a Xihe Drum version of "Forgetful Water"!
I used to love chasing dreams when I was young~~”

"Quickly shut it down, this Guo guy is no joke!"

Hahahahaha!
Sun Yueyi said that the actors and audience in the waiting room were all happy, and the camera also showed Guo Degang. As long as Qi Yuncheng was there, the master would never run away.

And Guo Degang shook his head countless times on the edge of the stage.

You must know that Yuncheng designed it.

Some time ago he was so popular and was named and praised. This is the actor who was praised.

Amidst the laughter, the radio station switched to Yue Yunpeng again.

"Traffic information! Oh my god~ the second ring! Okay, let's go straight to the third ring. Wow~ It's amazing! Let's go to the fourth ring, oops, let's see the fifth ring.

I drive the car on the Fifth Ring Road, I don't care about anything, I just want to go on the Fifth Ring Road. "

"Closed it! It's time to rap if I don't sing this time. I'll listen to this side." Sun Yue pointed at Yue Yunpeng, then looked back at Qi Yuncheng, hoping that his side would be better.

Qi Yuncheng: "Ah~~Fifth Ring, you have more than Sihuan~~"

"Shut it off for me!!"

The voice fell.

The enthusiasm of the audience has risen, and it is rare to hear Qi Yuncheng sing this.

It can be seen that he really came to play with Xiaoyue, and he is in a very good mood.

"It's your turn to sing when he doesn't sing, right? I'd better turn back and listen to him."

Yue Yunpeng: "Dear listeners, if you say that you have fine hair on your face, a fat figure, well-developed limbs, and sufficient sleep, then say..."

While listening, Sun Yue looked at her body and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"You are very healthy."

"Oh, the health care column."

"Thank you for listening to today's "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture"!"

Hahahaha!

Hey~~

Restless laughter came out, Sun Yue gritted her teeth and patted Yue Yunpeng, but also comforted herself, "It's one word short, it's okay! I'll turn back. Listen and see if there is anything else interesting."

Qi Yuncheng was slapped and immediately spoke.

"We are now broadcasting live for you, a football friendly match! The two sides of the match are the Deyun Club football team and the Happy Twist football team!"

Speaking of Happy Twist, Allen in the lounge suddenly became happy, and looked at the others, "Happy Twist? Did you mention us?"

"Now the score on the court is 73 to 84!"

"Is your station sponsoring it?"

"The Twist team is leading, and now the goalkeeper Guo Degang of the Deyun Club is serving the goal kick!"

"Guo Degang?" Hearing the familiar name, Sun Yue's eyes lit up, and it wasn't just him, the audience also found it interesting instantly.

"Putting this football on the penalty area line, Guo Degang took eight steps backwards! Duang, hit the goal frame!"

"Hey! The door frame is short enough."

"The team doctor immediately ran in and gave him an infusion."

"On-site infusion?"

Qi Yun's idiom spoke faster and faster, "After healed, he moved his big foot forward and drove the ball to the midfield. The midfielder Yu Qian took the ball. After taking the ball, he was very calm and passed the ball to the left midfielder Guo Qiling."

"Guo Qiling?"

"Guo Qiling took the ball with a big foot, chua! Wear it for forward Gao Feng!"

"Forward Gao Feng took the ball past the defender and faced the empty goal!!!"

Sun Yue became excited at this moment, and quickly added, "Shoot!!"

Qi Yuncheng looked forward and shook his head immediately, "Gao Feng thinks this opportunity is not good, pass the ball back to his teammate!"

"This opportunity is not good!"

Hahahahaha!
In this game, the audience couldn't stop laughing, and there was still a performance for Qi Yuncheng's rhythm.

Those actors in the waiting room are feeling good.

"You really deserve to be the champion of the first season!"

"Everything that comes to him sounds very comfortable, and the rhythm is very stable."

"Xiaoyue is also quite fun, but compared with his senior brother, his style is completely different."

The actors watched the live broadcast on TV one by one, and they began to feel a little nervous. They wanted to compete and rank, let alone enter the finals tonight.

So if others say it is good, they will definitely be worried. Even if they themselves invite foreign aid, there is still a certain degree of difference.

After all, from Qi Yuncheng's appearance, the moment the audience's atmosphere climaxed, it could be seen how much the audience liked him, and this would definitely affect some points.

And perform to the end.

Qi Yuncheng posted a board and asked Yue Yunpeng to sing one. Before Yue Yunpeng joined the drum music club, his senior brother had to help him sing it again.

Sing to the end, the classic drop-down segment.

"Little sister gave me Lang~
Sent to the north of the gate~
As soon as I looked up, I saw it~
Wang Batuo stele~

If you ask what crime this bastard has committed~~
Just because he said that the cross talk table blocked the legs~~"

"Stop singing about you!"

Sun Yue sang with both hands while slapping the board, and the whole cross talk ended.

At this moment, the applause and shouts of the audience broke out one after another.

It can be said that no sketch actor has ever done it before.

Seeing this scene, Guo Degang felt that Xiaoyue was right to invite his senior brother, and someone would give more points because of Qi Yuncheng.

So he stood up and prepared to meet the three of them on the ring stage outside.

The three came out of the big stage, and the audience was even more happy below, because they could see clearly, and even got up to shake hands with Qi Yuncheng, but because they were too excited, one of the girls almost fell to the ground.

This frightened the actor. Fortunately, he was fine, but his feet didn't stand firmly in high heels.

Wait and watch the child come to you.

Guo Degang took the card in his hand and said helplessly, "As soon as Qi Yuncheng came over, he saw how excited this group of women was, and wished they could be stripped alive. It's also a good thing to get married early, otherwise you would have to act in a zombie movie when you walk on the street.

Come on, introduce, you guys know him, right? "

The audience shouted in unison: "Know!"

"Look at how happy you are! Yuncheng hasn't participated in many things recently, even if he was on the hot search before. The only variety show he came to recently was Happy Comedian. What are you up to?"

"It's about music and art!"

Qi Yuncheng said, "Especially for drum music, I invited a lot of old gentlemen! But when I went to the drum music club recently, I found that some elderly gentlemen still have enthusiasm.

But my physical strength really can't keep up, and I feel like I can't do what I want.

Especially when the audience wanted the old man to come back and do another one, they were already out of breath.

But I still insist, so I feel very touched and learn from them! "

Guo Degang also knew this, and added, "These people invited are all gentlemen who have retired from their original units. They should have lived a comfortable old age with their children at home, but we still agreed when we invited them.

It was very tiring to come here, gentlemen are our role models, it is not easy.

Work hard, son, and live up to the respect of the gentlemen.Next, let's ask Yue Yunpeng. During this period of time, Xiaoyue has also grown a lot. "

Although I wanted to talk more about the drum music, Guo Degang knew that the show belonged to someone else, so it was enough to talk about it, so I got back to the topic later and started to report on the next show.

There are not many shows after that, only one left.

After the performance, all the actors rested and waited for the audience to vote.

The results of the vote are announced.

Everything was expected, Yue Yunpeng was not eliminated, and directly entered the finals, and his ranking was not low.

Among several people won No.2.

This is not easy.

Cross talk is just a table, a coat, and a few people!

A sketch is a large group of people plus a perfect scene, which has an advantage.

But since the voting was over, Qi Yuncheng glanced at the time and was about to leave. It was early ten o'clock, so he had to go back quickly to bring his daughter home.

When I came, I gave it to my wife.

If I go back late, I'm afraid Xixi will be unhappy, and it has become her habit to play with noodles for a while before going to bed every day.

And if Noodles wants to get rid of her, he can only wait for her to go to kindergarten.

Just drive past Master's house.

There is nothing to be unhappy about.

Xixi had a lot of fun playing at home, because Song Yi also brought the noodles over after get off work.

Fenyang and Xixi had a great time playing with the fluffy noodles there.

"Finished recording?" Seeing her husband, Song Yi asked softly.

"Well! I just finished recording, how about it? Now tell the teacher to take the girl back?"

"No, I can't take my daughter back today."

"Why can't it work?"

Song Yi stood in the living room with his hands on his hips, looking like he was trying to find a way, "Anyway, I can't do it, I want to put Xixi and the noodles here with my wife today."

"Why, I came back so soon just to pick up my daughter."

"Oh, I'll tell you later."

Too lazy to explain, Song Yi came to the teacher's wife and briefly explained the matter. The teacher must agree, and it is not a day or two to take care of the child.

Then the only thing to do next is to get my daughter to agree. It was nothing when I was young, but she is not very willing to spend the night at someone else's house when she grows up.

But this time she couldn't be allowed to come back.

So she squatted in front of her daughter and tried to persuade her, "Xixi! How about staying at grandma's house today? I'll let Noodles come over to accompany you, and we'll pick you up early tomorrow morning."

"I don't!" Xixi pouted and let out a cry.

This disagreement was expected by Song Yi, "I'll buy you something delicious tomorrow! Xiaolongbao? Chicken legs?"

"I do not!"

"That's not enough? Then what do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you now!"

The little hand that had been patting the noodle dog's head stopped, and Xixi looked at her mother, "Bread! Xixi eats bread!"

"Bread? Is it delicious with chicken legs?"

Song Yi bit her lip and wondered, did she feel that the girl was a little ignorant?

Wang Hui heard the reason and added, "Hamburger! Tonight, she saw the picture."

"Okay, we'll buy it for you! After buying it, live at grandma's house? Mom and Dad are going somewhere else today!"

"Ok!"

With a little head, Song Yi knew that the matter was in order, and then pushed her husband out with both hands without saying a word and bought it for him.

"No, what's the matter with you today?" Qi Yuncheng just arrived, and went back to the car in less than a minute. The key point was that he felt that his wife was a little strange today.

And Song Yi was sitting in the co-pilot, looking straight at her husband, "I want a second child!"

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng understood instantly, and started to start the car, "No wonder you want to get rid of everything."

"I can't help it. It's so inconvenient to have Xixi here, and she likes to be with you. Hurry up and buy it for her. After buying it, go home. It's getting late."

"It is necessary to be in such a hurry."

"Why not, it's January now, if it's later, you'll be busy again after unpacking. So you have to listen to me for everything tonight."

"..."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't say a word, it was because he wanted to have another child too much, but it was normal, after all, he had agreed to have a second child very early on.

It's just that he was busy and had no time, so he had to rush in the end.

back and forth.

I bought a lot of things for my daughter, and when it was almost eleven o'clock, the two of them finally arrived at their home.

When I got home, it was very clean.

Song Yi was still a little unaccustomed to having no daughter and no noodles. Normally, Xixi would have to throw the toys all over the floor, and then play with them a little.

It's not a big deal, the biggest movement is always her chasing noodles there.

"It feels so different without that little troublemaker."

After Song Yi put down the things he bought, he looked around the huge home.

"It's not that you want to put your daughter with the teacher's wife."

"I can't help it. I want to have a baby. But before that, let me eat something. I'm hungry, otherwise I'm afraid I won't have the energy for a while."

"You are talking about tigers and wolfs."

Qi Yuncheng said something casually, and was about to take a bath. Anyway, she had to eat for a while, so she stopped and had to ask.

"I know you want a second child, and you are also anxious, but why do I feel that you are a little different today? You are in a hurry!"

Song Yi ate the cake and asked listlessly, "How old are you?"

"27."

"Then I'm not the same! I called my parents today and suddenly realized that I'm almost [-]. Do you know that I'm almost [-]? It's almost [-]!"

Immediately, Song Yi stopped eating, covered his face and began to feel pain, "I didn't expect it to pass so quickly, and I will be a woman who is going to be thirty soon.

I always thought I was still in my early twenties, how could this be. "

Qi Yuncheng was actually disappointed with the number thirty, because he felt that after thirty, it seemed really big, and he felt this way, let alone his wife.

"Okay! Don't feel bad!"

"I don't, I feel bad, leave me alone!" Song Yi didn't want to listen to her husband at all.

And with Song Yi for so long, Qi Yuncheng still doesn't know her character?Like a girl, she is childish, if you force her to come, she refuses to do it, but just coax her.

"I beg you not to cry, okay?"

"Okay, all right!"

Suddenly raised his head, Song Yi looked okay, and continued to eat his own food, turning his face faster than flipping through a book, "Husband, what kind of kindergarten do you think we will send Xixi to? I think many of them will be sent to the best, I think No need."

"It's still early, I think I'll let her go when she's three years old."

"I'm afraid that Xixi will cry when the time comes. When I cry, my heart aches. A child can really show that kind of heart-piercing feeling. I can't even think about it..."

"Then did you cry when you were in kindergarten?"

"I'm crying, I don't want to go to bed."

"Then how did you get on?"

"My mother bought me food."

"That's it. How far do you think the difference between you mother and daughter can go?"

While eating with her cheeks puffed out, Song Yi turned her head and looked at her husband expressionlessly, "Are you treating our mother and daughter like nothing?"

"No!" Qi Yuncheng was suddenly happy, and was about to find out his clothes to take a bath, "I love you all before it's too late."

"That's about the same! I love you too, but you'd better hurry up, it's getting late."