Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 434 Don't be a beast! 【Subscribe】

Time passed by every second.

In the special car of the program group, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping chatted and arrived at the recording location in the DX area.

The moment you get off the bus.

When the two of them checked it out, they found that the preparations outside the hall on the first floor of the program group studio were complete, including cameras and large standing signs of their actors.

That is to say, when they saw the standing sign, the eyes of both of them were attracted.

Shengteng, Jia Ling, Song Xiaobao, Qi Yuncheng and even their old acquaintance Li Jing were there.

So I was very emotional when I saw it.

"Please, please, please."

At the prompt of the staff, the two had to divert their attention and enter the hall.

Entering the hall, you can still see the appearance of their five actors.

"Excuse me, have all these actors come?" Qi Yuncheng was a little puzzled, after all, after coming in, he found it a bit deserted.

"There are two pairs of people here! They are all in the waiting room now, please rest, and the show will be rehearsed soon."

"it is good."

Under the leadership of several people, the two went into their own special place to rest, and were told that there was a mysterious guest besides the five of them.

For Qi Yun's achievements, it reflects the benefits of being a human being in two lifetimes, because he knows that he is a mime actor.

But not too familiar with it.

At least they haven't met face to face.

And after a short break, the program staff came in again to tell them that all the actors had arrived, and at the same time, the two of them were the first to attend the rehearsal.

This rehearsal is not one piece, it is nothing more than the actor's personal.

But when I went out of the waiting room and came to the waiting room where I was going to be on stage.

A man in a suit and leather shoes surrounded by a group of people completely broke Qi Yuncheng's defenses.

Because it is none other than my master Guo Degang.

Master's figure can be recognized even when turned into ashes.

Perhaps because he noticed his apprentice's gaze, Guo Degang turned around and said with a smile, "What's the matter? Don't you know me? How long has it been?"

"No! Why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here? There is no sign at the door saying that Guo Degang is not allowed to enter."

Even Luan Yunping was curious about this, she stood by and wondered, "Master, aren't you still at home?"

"Yeah! You were still at home one second, but you won't allow me to come over the next second?"

No answer.

The master is still teasing the apprentice, but Qi Yuncheng must be able to understand something if he is not stupid. I am afraid that the host of the first season this time is none other than the master.

But it was clearly agreed before, and he said immediately, "Didn't you say you don't have time? You still have to record the movie "Swordsman."

"That's right. The show is at the end of the year, and it's only May now, so there's no conflict."

"..."

Impressed!Qi Yuncheng has really convinced Master, no wonder Jiang is still old and spicy, he never thought that he would really come, so he just came for a season.

Guo Degang must also have to comfort his disciples, indeed, he seldom participates in this kind of program and competes with so many people.

So while passing by, he reached out and gently straightened the wrinkles of the child's clothes.

"Master, what are you doing here? That's what I'm here for? Haven't you participated in the Spring Festival Gala? That's much bigger than this stage."

Qi Yuncheng smiled wryly, "Didn't you give me a surprise? You clearly said it wouldn't happen."

"It's okay, act well, let's go to the rehearsal."

Listening to Master's words, the two of them passed the stage of the program group.

When he was talking, Qi Yuncheng realized that the power of the two of them performing was indeed too weak, because they were a team when they came.

But there is no way, whoever tells them to perform is cross talk, there can't be too many people.

After the rehearsal, two people accepted an interview. After the interview, the rest of the rehearsal was finished, and the recording of the happy comedian began.

The moment it starts.

The audience invited by the studio gave a strong applause under the director's command. At the same time, Guo Degang walked onto the circular stage in a neat suit.

"Everyone in the audience, good evening."

"it is good!!!"

quack quack quack quack.

After the applause fell, Guo Degang smiled while holding the card in his hand, "Welcome everyone to watch Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian". I am the host Guo Degang.

Today is about to usher in an unprecedented event in the comedy world.

Happy comedians have invited six groups of top comedians to participate in the competition, and 500 audience members will vote for your favorite show.

Your vote will determine their fate.The comedian with the lowest votes for two consecutive weeks will be eliminated, which is cruel.

Then it's getting late, let's invite the first pair of contestants.Speaking of which, this first couple has something to do with me, they all talked about cross talk.

It is said that cross talk is thankless on this stage and does not occupy the advantage of numbers.

Who is it?Let's give Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping a round of applause! ! "

Hearing the name, the audience became excited one by one, applauding continuously.

Not only them, the participating actor Sheng Teng also got a little excited when he heard the name.

Because of knowing.

They even participated in the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala together.

So he kept nodding in the lounge, "As soon as Mr. Guo said it was related to him, I knew it was these two, why did you invite them here?

Doesn't this beauty soon overtake me? "

The others in the lounge were too embarrassed to interrupt him, what else could they say about this narcissism, just watch.

At the same time, you have to look at the first pair of actors, because this is a head start for all of them.

After all, I don't know the stage.

"Thank you, everyone. My name is Qi Yuncheng! The person next to me is my partner Luan Yunping."

After taking the stage, Qi Yuncheng introduced first as usual.

"it's me."

"I was very excited to come to this stage for the first time, because I invited a lot of top actors. And seeing them today, I suddenly felt that cross talk might not be so suitable for me."

"Huh?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.

"He tied me down, I should change to a new industry."

"You want to change career?"

"You don't even know what I was doing before learning cross talk."

"What?"

"I'm Qi Yuncheng!" Qi Yuncheng gestured to himself, and said proudly: "I'm a music student, and I've even studied abroad. I've even been to big performances abroad.

There's a Victoria's Secret. "

"Oh." Luan Yunping supported the table, then pointed to the side of the stage, "The one our master Tmall watched in the study?"

Hurry up, Qi Yuncheng glanced in the direction of the master and then went to cover his partner's mouth, for fear of being heard, but no matter whether he covered it or not, the audience in the audience were already enjoying themselves.

"They not only have catwalk models, but also resident singers! Taylor Swift, Justin Biber!"

"It's just nonsense, I saw it, and you are not there."

"Please, I didn't go."

"Are you even pushing this?" Luan Yunping had an incredulous expression.

"I will hold a concert myself."

"How?"

"I have to choose a specific address, and I have to choose a title. Generally speaking, these big singer concerts have titles! Jay Chou "The Strongest Surface", Chen Yixun "Another Life", Zhang Xueyou "Student Classic"!"

"What's your name!"

"Beasts are worse!!"

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and asked, "How is it? Is this good?"

Luan Yunping tilted her head and replied, "Does this sound good? What do you mean is inferior to a beast?"

"You don't know what kind of sound is the best? The most amazing? It must be the sound of nature."

"It is."

"Flowers, birds, fish, insects, birds and beasts all have their voices, so just the music of these beasts..." After speaking, Qi Yuncheng patted his chest and said proudly, "All of them are inferior to me!! So I...be inferior to animals! "

"I think so."

"The title has also been selected, and the location has also been selected. I plan to choose the National Center for the Performing Arts to hold a show!"

"Small."

"That's right, you think it's small too." Qi Yuncheng was happy.

"Of course." Luan Yunping nodded repeatedly, and then said, "At your level, you have to take Metro Line [-] no matter what."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "What do you call it?"

"Can you go to the National Theater?"

"The National Center for the Performing Arts can only seat more than 2000 people, which is not enough for me. My fans all come from Lunqu, New York, and Afghanistan."

"That's from fleeing famine." Luan Yunping applauded.

"It's all to watch me, so I think the venue is too small, let's change it to Yanjing Workers Stadium."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping was surprised, and raised her hand to give a number, "The Workers' Stadium is full of [-] spectators."

"It doesn't matter, it's the same. The ticket was sold out in 59 seconds after it was issued."

"Less than a minute?"

"It was too fast, it was sold out in no time. I was happy when it was sold out. I rested in my lounge. Big stars like me are all in the VIP lounge, and I am the only one.

I was resting when I heard someone knock on the door, my master came. "

"Why is he here?"

"My master's face was as sinking as water when he came in, and he pondered for 10 minutes, hey..." Qi Yuncheng sighed from behind the microphone, "Apprentice, I heard that you are going to hold a concert at Gongti on the same day, master There is also a cross talk show in Yanjing, I am afraid that when you hold a concert, they will all go to see you, and no one will see me."

"Good guy, even my master can't beat you?" Luan Yunping had to say.

Qi Yuncheng continued in a deliberative tone, "Do you think you can miss two days? You...you don't let the beasts go first, let the master do the beasts for two days."

Hahahahaha!
call~~

There was a lot of laughter and booing in the studio at the moment.

Even the lounge is about the same.

Even Jia Ling nodded in his seat, "The apprentice said in front of the master, it's so fun to see Teacher Guo's expression."

Sheng Teng: "The performance is really good. Although there are only two people, Mr. Guo sitting next to him is also indirectly a team."

Li Jing: "Yun Cheng has become more and more powerful over the years."

Watching the cross talk actor's performance, as actors who are also going to participate in the performance, several people are watching seriously.

Although most of them have to play sketches, Qi Yuncheng also knows that he is not a small role. You must know how popular he is in Deyun.

We all know about venues with tens of thousands of people and overseas performances.

And it's still so young, so everyone hasn't taken it lightly.

"What should I do?" Qi Yuncheng thought with his hands on his hips, and looked more quietly at the master at the side of the stage, "This is my own master, can I let others go? This time I let it go and postpone it for a month."

"What trouble do you see? What should I do if I sell the tickets of [-] viewers? Refund?"

When the ticket refund was mentioned, Qi Yuncheng suddenly got excited and looked at Luan Yunping angrily, "Who told you? Who said the ticket refund?"

"If you don't act anymore, you must be dismissed."

"We never refund tickets."

"Then you are really inferior to animals."

"On the day of the performance, the audience started to enter the venue at [-] o'clock in the morning."

"Why are you here so early?"

"There is no distinction between the front and back rows!" Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth, and then pointed to the distance, "Are you willing to spend 2 yuan to sit in the last row?"

"That's a disadvantage."

"Why would I know? They woke me up as soon as they entered at eight o'clock."

"Wait a minute, I have a small problem." Luan Yunping suddenly stopped her partner, "The audience woke you up at eight o'clock, where did you sleep with?"

"Ticketing."

"So big names are still at the ticket office, are you really afraid that people will refund your tickets? You have to live in a villa!"

"You don't understand, the ticket office is air-conditioned."

"You can't afford to install an air conditioner, and you still sell tickets for [-]?"

Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "I am low-carbon and environmentally friendly, saving energy and reducing emissions."

"Oh, feelings are still a green beast?"

"I'm at the ticket office. Once 6 people come and then 10 people come, they all have to look at me.

Let's come up with an idea and start selling standing tickets. "

"What is a standing ticket?"

"It's sold out to 10 people. I won't set up a seat in the middle, let them all stand inside."

"How much does it cost?" Luan Yunping asked.

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his index finger and middle finger, "There are still 10 people, regardless of the front and back rows, and [-] people stand inside, and the aerial photography above looks like terracotta warriors.

But just after one stop, another 5 people came. "

"There is no land."

"We have a solution, sell squatting tickets."

"What is squatting?"

"Standing tickets, let's go to this station." Qi Yuncheng straightened his body to describe, and then pointed to his lower body, "Shoulders are wide and legs are thin, and there is one between the two of you. This is [-] tickets."

"There is no distinction between the front and the back?"

"There is no distinction between front and rear rows. Just as these 5 people squatted down, more than [-] people came."

"This is really no land." Luan Yunping kept repeating in her mouth, and she really couldn't think of how else to sit.

Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly, "Yeah, we sell party tickets."

"What kind of lying down?"

"Check to see if the seats are empty, crawl forward from the last row, and get under the seats."

"How much is it?" Luan Yunping asked again.

Qi Yuncheng: "Twenty thousand tickets, no refund or exchange. My god, once these 10 people come in, another 1 will come."

Luan Yunping: "What should I do?"

Qi Yuncheng: "You have to watch it. This makes the person in charge very anxious. If you can't watch it, you will commit suicide. Let me give you an idea and sell tickets."

Luan Yunping: "What is a ticket?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hang these 1 people above the Workers' Stadium."

Luan Yunping: "How much does it cost?"

Qi Yuncheng: "[-] cards, and [-] Wia coins."

Luan Yunping: "Wia is also dark enough."

At this point in the performance of the show, the familiar audience below all know what jokes were used to change it, that is, to sell tickets and then make some cuts according to this stage.

There are even a lot of deletions.

Because this traditional joke has to go to half an hour, but the performance time on this stage is only ten minutes, so from the beginning of the stage, the performance of the two people has not slowed down at all.

"Come on, I'll sing the first song for a whole spring." Qi Yuncheng looked at the smiling faces of the audience and continued.

"That's high enough."

"But I'm preparing for this, and a person comes in as soon as the backstage door is opened."

"Who?"

"He's tall and wears a pair of glasses. It's quite polite to come in. Hey, hello, my name is Wang Feng!"

"he came?"

"Why are you here?"

Qi Yuncheng began to talk about the characters, and was extremely polite, "I also heard from a friend that you wanted to sing a spring, but after all, I sang fire for it. I am afraid that the audience will finish listening to the song you sang today , if you listen to me again, it won’t be called a joke.”

Dare to say a word, Luan Yunping stood by, didn't speak, only gave expressions to match the performance.

"See if it's okay, let me start for you."

"Is this okay?"

"Then what should we do?" Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to wave his hand angrily, "Let's let it go, Wang Feng is waiting, as soon as the show starts at 07:30, we will start singing.

I still remember the spring many years ago~~
I haven't cut my hair yet...
No credit card and no her~~”

"What a good song." Luan Yunping praised.

"Okay?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly became angry, and his voice amplified a lot, "I was standing in the background and saw the one he sang on TV, and I hated it.

What they sing is different from mine. "

"Nonsense, just like you, Wang Feng doesn't have an air conditioner."

After ordering the table, Qi Yuncheng said, "I've finished his show after a while, and finally it's my turn to play! I have to sing "About Winter"!"

Luan Yunping stretched out her thumb, "This song is great."

"I'm ready, and I stand on the lifting platform, and the lifting platform is together. I stood in front of the audience, and the cheers of the audience made the whole venue boil.

The audience shouted: Beast! !Beast! !

I asked them to be quiet, and I sang as soon as I opened my mouth. "

"bring it on."

Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and prepared, "Gently~~I will leave you~~Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes~~"

Hahahahaha!
Throw out a different flavor.

At this moment, Guo Degang was delighted to hear it, obviously he had learned the essence.

"Just sing this one to complete the audience, wow~~"

"This is good?"

"Let's go!"

"Then why don't you go?"

"It's because they don't understand music, not to mention that there are still more than 1 people who didn't leave."

"Love to listen!!"

Qi Yuncheng raised his head, "The hanging can't come down."

"I'll go to you!"

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After the cross talk, the [-] audience members and the actors' lounge gave warm applause.

The first performance of the happy comedian, obviously everyone likes it.

But when the red curtain fell, when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went to the side curtain, they both had some thoughts in their hearts.

That is, the first performance was really hard to do, the mood of the audience and what kind of stage it was.

It's entirely up to them to test the waters first.

If the results of the first period are not good, they may have to leave after the second period.

But if that's the case, Qi Yuncheng has to use means. After all, he doesn't want to be at the bottom, it's a human thing.

(End of this chapter)