Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 433 Where is the girl?What about my big girl? 【Subscribe】

"Play well and don't say bad things everywhere, you know? Otherwise, you don't even have eyebrows."

Amidst the lively laughter, Qi Yuncheng intentionally left the stage after saying this sentence, it was enough for Xiaomeng's special show to show up to the lively scene.

Staying too long will steal the show.

So he turned and left.

But at this moment, Meng Hetang stood on the stage as if possessed, and touched his eyebrows desperately, "Wait a minute? What's going on? Brother said I have no eyebrows? Do I have no eyebrows? Isn't it true? ?"

There is no stalk of his eyebrows yet, but he couldn't help but hooked up with a sentence.

As soon as they hooked up, even the audience sitting below began to pay attention, and then they all laughed, because under the illumination of the stage lights, it looked too eyebrowless.

Who is really shallow, it's hard to see.

I didn't pay attention at first, so I didn't pay attention, but now it's different.

The same is true for Zhou Jiuliang. After turning his head to look at it, he couldn't help but chuckle, "Don't touch it again, your eyebrows will really be rubbed off if you touch it again."

Meng Hetang had no choice but to put down his hands, "Senior brother teases me as soon as he comes up! Senior brother Deyun never bullies junior brother, I have witnessed this with my own eyes.

But now let's give you a good show. "

"Wait a minute!" Zhou Jiuliang suddenly changed from a lazy look to a bloody state behind the table, and then looked down, "The audience seemed to ask Mr. Meng when your eyebrows started to be bald like this , do you want to answer?"

Hahahaha!

Amid the laughter, Meng Hetang put his hands on his hips, "Let's talk about cross talk, do you know in less than 10 minutes?"

"How about you explain it? Otherwise it will be difficult."

"How do you know about this? Besides, I'm not bald, I have high browbones, and there is a slight visual difference when I look at it under the light. If the key senior brother doesn't say this, who would know?"

Zhou Jiuliang: "The audience member said that his son has no eyebrows!"

"No! I noticed you!" Meng Hetang was really taken aback by this comeback, pointing at Zhou Jiuliang, "You weren't like this just now, why are you so excited now? same as people."

"Isn't this something interesting?"

"Let's talk about cross talk, this is a cross talk theater."

"Is there anything the audience wants to ask? Speak up, and I'll ask Mr. Meng for you."

"Shut up, Zhou Jiu."

……

On the stage, Meng Hetang has nothing to do with Zhou Jiuliang in different modes. He is in this state. If he wants to be quiet, he can be so quiet that he doesn't praise you, and if he wants to be crazy, he can't be like a human being.

I have known and been familiar with it for so many years, but sometimes I am still speechless.

However, it is enough for the audience to be happy, and the special performance in the small theater is all about laughter.

Fortunately, the return is also fast.

After ten minutes to deal with it, Meng Hetang came down to drink water and saw senior brother Qi Yuncheng drinking tea and chatting with brother Luan, and immediately trotted over and said, "Senior brother, why are you here when you have time? You scared me."

"I'm fine today. I happened to come over to see what the small theater special looks like now. I found it very lively."

"It's not because you're here that it's lively, so what are you guys talking about?"

"It's nothing, maybe I will participate in a variety show in the future, you are busy with your work."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping continued to discuss. The master said that the end of May will be a happy comedian, so in reality, it will be soon, so they have to choose a good work as the starting lineup.

It is estimated that not only the two of them think so, but also the rest of the actors, so even the first issue is not an easy competition.

And Meng Hetang had no choice but to not bother, rested for a while and prepared to play again, how could he not perform much in today's special session.

a while.

The host announced the curtain, and the two went up again.

"Thank you for your applause. I actually have to introduce myself when I come to the stage, because the special session is a time for everyone to get acquainted with us.

Inevitably you are visiting us with your friends for the first time.

My name is Meng Hetang!The teacher next to me is my partner..."

Zhou Jiuliang: "My name is Youmei."

Hahahahahaha!

The two or 300 people in the small theater broke their defenses and burst into laughter. It was obvious that what happened just now could not be passed.

Meng Hetang looked at Zhou Jiuliang with his hands behind his back, "Why did you really open the business model today?"

Zhou Jiuliang lowered his head and supported the table, "I just think it's fun."

"It's fun to play with my eyebrows? There are not many of them."

In a word, Meng Hetang went down the donkey along the slope, otherwise he didn't know how to develop it because of an eyebrow. After staring at his partner, he regained his mentality and started to talk about cross talk.

But from the beginning to the beginning, he also admired his senior brother very much, so he came to say a word, today's Meng He candy session will soon become an eyebrow session.

I don't know how to do this, it seems that the next performance should be more conspicuous.

After all, the image is also something an actor needs to pay attention to.

And when he was re-enacting, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were actually thinking about the jokes in the background at the moment. Whether it was traditional or novel, they all needed to think about whether they could adapt to the stage or not, and what kind of cross talk should they say in what occasions. This is what Master has always warned them about.

Therefore, a lot of time is wasted in a discussion, and one or two hours is completely the same as not having money.

But when it was past ten o'clock in the evening, Qi Yuncheng, who was sitting, seemed to feel something instinctively, his movements and expressions subconsciously panicked, and he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

Because the daughter-in-law doesn't know if she's back yet, how can she not worry about it at night, and the daughter-in-law didn't pick it up.

The point is that I almost forgot.

After the call, I felt a little relieved, and I was already dealing with the dog at home.

It's not a problem for the daughter to be placed with the master or wife, just pick it up later.

Letting out a breath, Qi Yuncheng felt all right, and turned to look at the actors who were preparing for the curtain call. It seemed that tonight passed quickly.

When he came, he had only reached the second show, and it was almost over in a blink of an eye.

"How about it? Do you want to show up again? Anyway, you came here to play." Luan Yunping asked.

"I just went up to say a few words, after all, I'm here now."

Qi Yuncheng took a break and drank a sip of water, then prepared to follow a group of people up.

as soon as he goes up to show his face
There was still an endless stream of shouts at the scene.

"Qi Yuncheng! I like you to death."

"I love you!"

……

When he came to the stage, Qi Yuncheng was still very relieved to hear these movements, but he had his own mission, so he came to the microphone in the middle and spoke.

"There are still a lot of women who like me.

But what I want to talk about here is today's session.

Today is Xiaomeng, also known as Meng Hetang's special session.My junior brother of Crane Characters came very early.At first, I was the lobby manager of my uncle, and then I learned cross talk with my master.

The reason why it is called Meng He Tang is that it is named after a lobby manager.

A very good actor, who can do everything, and has a strong ability to imitate, but he may have less eyebrows. "

"Brother, can you stop talking about eyebrows?"

Standing by the side, Meng Hetang was almost speechless, why did he still have to mention it at the end.

"Okay, don't mention it. Are you not live in the show? Show me one."

"It was originally there, but it was all brought down by the eyebrows. Wait for me a little while and I'll go get a guitar."

How could it be possible that Meng Hetang was unprepared for a special session after so much difficulty, and he did know a lot, so he opened his mouth as soon as the guitar was brought.

"At the end of the curtain call, I will sing "Tick Tock" for everyone!"

"it is good!!"

quack quack quack quack.

After the applause, the theater fell into silence.

There are only pleasant strings and his singing voice.

"Tick tock tick tock tick tock ~~

The hour hand keeps turning~~
tick tock tick tock tick tock
Light rain, it slaps the water~~
tick tock tick tock tick tock
Do you still care about him~~"

……

In the lyrics, Qi Yuncheng backed away little by little with a smile on his face and gave them the stage completely, until the last person turned around and left quietly.

The moment she left, Luan Yunping wondered from the side screen, "Is this gone? I thought you would sing one too."

"The child is still with the master, I have to pick it up in a hurry. Let's go first, let's talk about the joke, let's talk about it later."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng made himself more serious again, then went out to the theater to pick up his daughter from the master and went home.

On the other side, since Song Yi came back at night, he has been playing with the little border collie, holding its paws for a while, covering its mouth for a while, just to prevent it from biting properly, but to buy a molar stick.

For a while, I didn't know who was the dog.

Finally, when I was hungry, I got up and went to the kitchen to cook some noodles for myself, but while eating, I wondered why my husband came back so late today. Isn’t today just going to play?

When the last bowl of noodles was about to be finished, she finally heard the sound of her husband coming home, and walked outside without saying a word, but was blindfolded the moment she walked.

Because the husband is empty-handed.

"Where's the girl? What about a girl my age? Didn't you pick her up?"

Qi Yuncheng was helpless as he entered the room, "I went to pick up my daughter at night, but when I went there, I found out that she would never come back. Master and wife are so precious.

The moment I entered the door, I saw them let the daughter draw lots, and I didn't know how happy they were. "

"Then you didn't want to come back?"

"How is it possible to come back?"

"How long will it take to pick it up?"

"Let's go and have a look tomorrow, otherwise, what else can I do? I didn't expect to let them look at the child, so I put the child in directly."

"I'm such a big girl."

Seeing that there was no child to accompany her tonight, Song Yi immediately felt a little uncomfortable, and she was used to sleeping with her daughter by her bedside at night.

Now that the child is no longer sleeping here, the heart of a mother will definitely be empty.

Seeing his daughter-in-law like this, Qi Yuncheng vaguely blamed himself, rolled his eyes and saw that she was eating noodles, "Are you hungry? There are still chicken wings in the refrigerator, I'll go get them for you."

"Okay! Finally do it quickly."

"Didn't you eat half a bowl of noodles? Still hungry?"

"I like to eat!"

A second ago, she was not feeling well, but as soon as the chicken wings came out, Song Yi happily followed her husband into the kitchen, as if she had begun to forget about her daughter.

"Speaking of which, you go to play today, have a good time?"

"It's okay." Song Yi was expressionless at first, but when he thought about the money spent, he immediately complained, "I didn't expect that the things used for noodles are really not cheap, dog food, teething sticks, ropes and other messes cost me a lot of money." .”

"Noodles?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't understand this title.

"Yeah! The name I gave the dog, it sounds nice."

"The whole family can't live without it. My daughter's name is Bai Tang, and my dog's name is Noodles. What's your name? Baozi?"

"You are Baozi."

Song Yi couldn't help but retort, "Don't you find it interesting that the puppy's name is Noodles? It also agreed."

"It promises something."

The young couple bickered in the kitchen, subconsciously quiet for a few seconds, and when the chicken wings were ready to be eaten with boiled noodles, Song Yi started chattering again.

"The child is not here tonight, so I feel so clean."

"Yeah, crying is a must at ordinary times." Qi Yuncheng carefully felt the quiet atmosphere, and also felt that the family was really different without the child.

"So let's have a second child!"

The daughter-in-law said something abruptly.

Qi Yuncheng didn't show any expression, because as expected, he didn't know what his wife was like?But what should be said has to be said, "You really want to come out."

"What's the matter? Didn't I say before that I wanted to have another child? Isn't this a good opportunity?"

"Then you also have to look at how old your daughter is now, at least when Xixi can walk and talk, maybe you can take care of her?"

"That's right, I'm just thinking about having a second child, and I'll talk about it when Xixi is two years old." Song Yi had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​having a baby tonight, but he didn't give up the idea of ​​her husband. The rare two-person world .

So after eating and taking a shower, I dragged my husband to bed without saying a word.

It is indeed a rare opportunity, so all preparations are sufficient.

After all, you can't get pregnant anymore.

Wait until the next day.

The young couple began to go to ask for a child together, and two people had to ask for it, otherwise they really wouldn't give it.

They don't care about the apprentice's face, but Song Yi's master and mistress also care about Song Yi's face.

But they asked for it in the past, and they only asked for it back at night.

And after coming back, life will be simple.

Taking care of the children, plus the variety show that Qi Yuncheng is going to participate in at that time, one month's time, it can be said quickly.

The day came in the blink of an eye.

Even when he was about to participate in the recording, Guo Degang was still saying something to his children at home, which was not too important.

It's nothing more than acting well, and don't take it to heart when you meet seniors participating in competitions, just try to talk about your cross talk well.

It can be regarded as a reassurance for his apprentice, otherwise he, as a master, has nothing else to do.

"Okay, let's go, it's enough to make trouble if you stay with me all the time."

"Then master, let's go, and strive to get a good result in the first round."

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping didn't say much, they nodded and left Master's house, and then went to the program group of Dragon TV.

It is said to be another TV station, but the recording location is still in the Yanjing DX area, so there is no time wasted on the road.

It was nothing more than bad luck, and encountered a few red lights.

"Speaking of which, do you know who actually participated?"

On the way to the car, Luan Yunping was still very concerned about the actors, and didn't know who the program crew could invite.

Although Qi Yuncheng knew, he still had to pretend not to know, "It seems that the program crew kept it a secret, let alone the actors, and even the host was not announced."

(End of this chapter)