Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 429 What a real mother!As a pet, do you want a snake? 【Subscribe】

"Ouch, shit!!!!"

On the stage of the Beizhan Theater, after Yu Qian uttered a foul language out of nowhere.

The more than 2000 people in the audience were completely laughing, and the voices came rolling in.

Obviously the uncle was really frightened, otherwise he wouldn't have made such a sentence.

Luan Yunping, Kong Yunlong, Meng Hetang, and Guo Qiling on the side screen couldn't even straighten their backs from laughing. They couldn't imagine what happened, anyway, laughing together was enough.

After laughing for a while, Yu Qian looked at Qi Yuncheng in a daze behind the table, "What's the situation?"

Looking at the uncle, Qi Yuncheng also smiled happily, and bit back, "You scared me."

"Who scares who?"

"You'd better follow the words."

"Hey, this stuff has to have words." Yu Qian casually chatted, but at the same time he didn't realize what happened to the man, how crazy he was.

I know he likes to play, but I didn't expect to play to this extent. Just now the sudden step off stage was enough, this scare almost killed him.

Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Because I have no words, I thought you had words. How can you be worthy of the ticket price? What if someone calls for a refund? Are we still alive?"

Audience: "Refund!!"

"Refund!!"

"Look!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand to the very cooperative crowd below, "Thank you, thank you!"

"Thank you for what? Who praised you for this."

"No refund is our service tenet."

"This is the purpose of the service? You just eat it and it's over."

"Actually, when it comes to eating, you can't eat sushi all the time." Hurry up, Qi Yuncheng turned the topic back, otherwise it would be enough to talk about it all night.

"It's impossible to eat all the time." Yu Qian continued to add a word. As for what happened to him just now, he still didn't realize it. He couldn't allow him to think too much for a while.

But when the rhythm of the performance slowed down, I put my hands on the table and thought about it, and my expression was a little speechless to myself.

It doesn't seem like the man suddenly went crazy, good guy, I almost went to work, I really didn't pay attention, the words got there, so I subconsciously said it.

But this is all the more appreciated by the child. It is amazing to have such a reaction in such a short period of time, although it scares me a lot.

And just like that, the cross talk between the two continued.

The time for talking is not short, it is all about eating, and then throwing away some burdens.

At about 10:30, the two of them finished their eating and encore, and then let all the actors who participated in today's performances appear on stage.

The moment of appearance.

Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle of the stage and looked at the uncle, "You're drinking again today."

"where!"

"Uncle looks good today, otherwise he wouldn't be swearing."

"That was scary."

After saying this, the audience below laughed. The scene at that time was more fun than the burden.

"I've always thought talking about cross talk is talking about learning to sing. I didn't expect that the uncle has the understanding of those four words. We will learn from you."

"Then there's nothing good to learn." Yu Qian waved his hand.

"At the end, let's let Teacher Yu sing something?"

"Oh!!! Come get one!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Together, the audience was looking forward to Lulu's things, and Yu Qian also knew that he couldn't get rid of it, so he took the microphone and prepared to sing a rock song.

He is more familiar with this, and the others can't come.

After singing, the stage was full of excitement.Qi Yuncheng even asked the other brothers to perform more, the first is to show their faces more, and the second is to take a little rest.

The last show was saved and the encore was added, so it lasted more than 40 minutes.

He talked a lot in jokes, so even if he was a young man, it was inevitable that his mouth would be dry, and he would go to talk after they were all quarreled.

"Unknowingly time has passed again, it is very late now, but compared to other venues, today is considered to be more time. I have finished singing, and I will sing one briefly.

Come to the theme song of Journey to the West. "

"Come on." Yu Qian praised him again, and at the same time, both the actor and the audience looked at him. Now he can be said to be a role to some extent.

A performance brings a group of actors to dinner, and relying on his fame can sell tickets very well.

"Deng thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump ~~"

"Can you sing through the door?"

"You hold the burden~~"

"Tsk!" Yu Qian frowned with a pinch of tooth decay, "This hurts so much."

Hahahahaha!
Imagining the scene, the audience laughed one after another, Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed, "I haven't heard it for a long time, is it wrong?"

"Wrong song." Luan Yunping couldn't help but tell her partner.

"Then do it again! thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, I'm holding you~~"

"Good guy, man, you'd better hold the burden, that's normal."

When you throw out a sentence or two of baggage, the Beizhan Theater is about to die of laughter. Although these things have never been correct before, they say that cross talkers are very familiar with baggage, and they understand what you are talking about as soon as they open their mouths. That's fine.

Especially the uncle's heavy work, otherwise he could be the queen of cross talk.

Amidst the laughter, Yu Qian spoke again, "Be serious."

"Okay, let's sing a good song."

Qi Yuncheng chose a piece of Taiping lyrics "Single Swordsmanship"!This is the basic skill, everyone should know it, but he really hasn't sung it for a long time.

After all, I was busy filming before, and this is my first scene back.

When I sing, I still like the state of performance, because that's what he does, and filming is indeed an amateur, because he doesn't know much about some things in it.

Even his wife knows better than him.

Interlacing is like a mountain, filming has its own way of filming, and there is also a way of learning cross talk when learning cross talk.

But a little later, when the theater came to an end, everyone bowed to thank the audience, and then bid farewell to the venue.

But as always, many active audiences flocked to the side of the stage to ask for autographs or interact with the actors.

There are many on the uncle's side, and the same is true on Qi Yuncheng's side.

Luan Yunping, Guo Qiling, and Meng Hetang followed the staff on the stage to maintain order. A female audience member ran onto the stage before.

If I come up here to kiss my senior brother, will my sister-in-law still be able to do it?
So this time, watch carefully.

"Qi Yuncheng, can you bring Xixi over to have a look next time?"

There were many people around the stage where Qi Yuncheng was standing, and immediately a young girl spoke with anticipation.

"It's still too young, find a chance, and bring it here for you to see when you grow up."

"Is it easy to bring children? This is for children."

"It's not easy to take it with you, thank you."

"Xixi is one year old? She looks so cute."

"It's still a few months away."

When they came here, they were all asking about their children. Qi Yuncheng felt that since having a daughter, all the female viewers have started to be mothers.

I'm afraid this is the so-called motherhood, and I prefer cute children.

After staying with the audience for a while, all the actors had to start to step down, ending today's performance.

Once they put down their presents at the backstage, all the actors today became agitated.

It was difficult for them to ask questions on the stage just now.

It's different now.

"Senior brother? What's the matter? I don't think you will use this to throw your burden for no reason."

"Yeah, brother, I was almost taken aback."

"What's going on?."

They were far apart, so it was difficult to reflect on what was going on, and all their attention was on the uncle's ouch.

Regarding this point, Yu Qian, who had just sat down, didn't need someone to say it, he explained it by himself, and it was over when he explained it, and the brothers who surrounded him suddenly realized it.

So that was the case, otherwise they really thought that Qi Yuncheng had been possessed by something, so they called out inexplicably.

Even Luan Yunping, who was her partner, didn't understand her behavior at that time. Now that the truth is revealed, and everyone admires them, this on-the-spot reaction is indeed jaw-dropping.

And Qi Yuncheng said helplessly while taking off his coat in the background, "I can't help it, otherwise how else would I pick it up, I didn't expect to really scare the old man. I'm sorry, old man."

"There's nothing I'm sorry about." How could Yu Qian take it to heart, although he is almost 50 years old, and it's really hard to be scared once, but the man is right to do so.

If it were him, he couldn't think of any good way.

However, he changed his words happily and said, "Yun Cheng has something to tell you. Go to my pet paradise tomorrow."

"Admiring the animals you bought?"

"It is true that I bought a new batch, but it is mainly a gift for the little girl and you. It is also good to have a pet to play with and have a companion.

Let me tell you, although animals are not as intelligent as humans, they also have auras, and sometimes they are even smarter than we think.And also know who treats it well, just my horse.

You have all seen that every time I go back, I know that I am here, waiting for me there.And the pony, which is very suitable as a pet and not too big.

When Xixi is one or two years old, she can play with it. "

Speaking of pet Yuqian, the chatterbox is open, he likes this, and he will know more than others.

But Qi Yuncheng never thought about raising a pony. If he wants to raise him, his family must have a grassland. How can ordinary people afford this.

After Yu Qian came out, he changed his mind, "It's okay to raise other things, as long as you can name it, I have raised almost all of them."

"Okay, then tomorrow I'll take my daughter-in-law and the others to see it, and let Xixi see the world. It's a pity that she is afraid of strangers. I don't know if she will be afraid when she sees her."

It's not that Yu Qian doesn't know Qi Yuncheng's daughter well, but he's afraid that even his Grandpa Guo doesn't want to see her.

Fortunately, I have become familiar with it recently.

"It's a good thing for children to have contact with animals. Even if they are still young, they can be raised first. It's a deal. Come over at noon tomorrow.

Just came over for dinner.

The meals from the wood-burning stove are delicious. "

"Okay, we must go."

Uncle has spent his whole life eating, drinking and having fun. He is a master at playing, even eating.

As long as you touch these things, you have your own ideas.

This is also the reason why their juniors don't have any sense of distance when they get along with him, even when they are on stage.

"Yun Cheng, are you going to have dinner tonight?" Yu Qian suddenly asked, mainly knowing that his wife and children were there.

"Go." Qi Yuncheng nodded, "But don't ask me for a drink, Team Luan drinks too much, you can ask him."

"Okay, then I'll have a drink with you." Seeing that she was mentioned, Luan Yunping could only agree, despite his more traditional and gentle appearance on stage, he has not been bad at drinking lately.

After saying that.

The audience leaves, and it's time for the actors to start their own nightlife.

No one is hungry after a busy night at this point, especially Qi Yuncheng's special session today, where he talked the most about cross talk.

But even for dinner, he didn't delay for too long, he just went to accompany them, and naturally he should go home when he was done with them.

Going back this time is another stage over, plus earning an extra appearance fee.

Now he is not low, but far from the highest.

It is estimated that when "The Pretender" is broadcast, the wife will become popular, and he will become more popular, and the price will be higher.

The circle is like this, the era of traffic supremacy.

A game may be earned by many people for many years.

And when he bought a midnight snack for his daughter-in-law and took it home, Qi Yuncheng saw Song Yi put his daughter in the stroller and put on a displeased expression just after entering the door.

"What's wrong? So unhappy? Didn't I bring you something to eat?"

"You are the foodie!!"

"What?" Qi Yuncheng didn't understand what his daughter-in-law said, but when he put down the bag, he understood instantly.

Is it so fast for the audience to pass on the cross talk?When talking about eating theory today, I did casually say that a daughter-in-law is a foodie.

"Okay, you're not a foodie! Then I ate these things?"

"There are no doors, give it to me quickly, hurry up."

Sitting on the sofa, Song Yi kept stretching out his hands, as if he didn't even want to get up, he didn't know how lazy he was.

It seems that it is necessary to go to the uncle's racecourse together tomorrow, at least to exercise the body.

I saw her wearing equestrian clothes once before, and the clothes that outline her figure are really good.

It's all there now.

But when I sit down and watch my daughter play with toys in the stroller, it's time to get back to business.

"Tomorrow, I remember that you don't go to work, so I promised the uncle to go to the racecourse together. The uncle also said that we can choose any animal as a pet. He has everything there, let us choose whatever we want."

"Really? Pick whatever you want?" Song Yi, who was eating, suddenly wiped his mouth with a piece of paper and became interested. .

Qi Yuncheng didn't understand, "What? You already have plans for something?"

"Not really, but I think it's time for a pet. Are there dogs?"

"Yes, it's the first time you go, aren't you still afraid?"

"I don't want to raise that kind of big dog at first, or a cat is fine. Snake, by the way, is there a snake? That's my zodiac."

"You are really a real mother! The uncle asked to find a pet to grow up with the girl, and to cultivate the child's abilities when she is one or two years old. If you raise snakes, the girl can really say that she was scared."

Song Yi held something in both hands and smiled, "Why don't you just say it casually! How can you raise snakes? I'm also afraid of those things. I'm just wondering if you have any."

After thinking about it for a while, Qi Yuncheng recalled with a condensed expression, and nodded immediately when he recalled something, "Don't say that the uncle really has snakes, you can go and see tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)