Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 428 Yu Qian: Ouch, what the hell! 【Subscribe】

Thinking of a solution, Yu Qian was no longer obsessed with it.

It couldn't be easier for him to choose animals to send out. That's what he does. He still doesn't know which animals are good?
It's a good idea to grow up with that little girl in the future.

So without further ado, I went to the place to smoke again.

Decades of smoking addiction is definitely not small.

Otherwise, people who smoke, drink, and perm their heads wouldn't be so realistic. The perm is because the hair is thinner, and it will be thicker when permed.

Smoking and drinking is true love.

Seeing her godfather going to work again, Meng Hetang went to the side screen to watch her brother's performance.

Today's performance at the Beijing Exhibition has much more time than the grand stage, and it does not necessarily have to end at a fixed point, so the preparation time for the curtain call is longer than before.

Wait for "Learning Radio" to finish.

Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang performed a section of "Great Xiangmian", and then Qi Yuncheng followed the two of them, and at the end it was the man in black Kong Yunlong who took the lead.

When he picked it up.

Yu Qian began to wear a coat over his own coat and trousers. As summer was approaching, it would be hot if he wore too much.

At the same time, it's been a long time since I told my men that I don't know how many monsters he made on the stage together when I was holding the child.

Caught off guard, sometimes it can scare you, but it is really fun.

So I thought about coming here once today. He can be said to be the person with the deepest research in Deyun when it comes to playing.

And everyone is envious.

……

"The dung beetles must be alive, and they must be airlifted. After packing them in a small box, I will return to your home and let the old Chinese doctor see them. The old Chinese doctor will take a look at the male and the female."

"A pair?"

"Let your mother lie on the bed and not move, and this dung beetle can't take water. If you take water, you can break half of your leg and hurt half of your claw. It's a waste of money."

"What should I do?"

"It's really hard for your mother. Two dung beetles crawled inside. It took less than an hour to climb in, and you were born safely."

"This medicine is really effective."

"There is nothing wrong with it. After the dung beetle went in, it pushed you out."

"I'm a shit, me."

……

On the stage, after Kong Yunlong and his current partner Li Yunjie finished a section of "Iron Armor and Gold", they walked off the stage amidst bursts of applause.

At the same time, the host came up to the center of the stage to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Eating Theory"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian!"

quack quack quack quack.

"Uncle Yu, I love you."

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you too."

……

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the uncontrollable audience below shouted wildly amidst the applause, and the audience had fun as soon as they shouted.

After arriving at the location, Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone and shook his head, "It seems that there are many people who love us."

"Yes." Yu Qian replied with a smile.

"Let's have a good time as a family of three, and strive to give birth to a fat boy to that audience in the coming year."

"What a mess, my man and woman."

Hahahahaha!
There was a lot of laughter, and actors could only make such jokes on stage, it was impossible off stage.

"The actors who performed just now may be familiar to everyone, Kong Yunlong and his partner Li Yunjie. It was a man in black who didn't show his face in the last trending search last year.

We call him Third Brother, a very good actor with very good physical fitness. "

"That's it." Yu Qian said with certainty, as for the story inside, anyone who knows De Yun can actually know it, and has said it many times.

"Actually, I haven't performed much recently. I've been filming a scene. It's rare for Beijing Exhibition to arrange such a show, and it's still with my uncle.

Do you know Uncle Yu's three hobbies? "

Audience: "I know."

"Come on, review it again."

"Still reviewing?" Yu Qian was a little dazed.

"Get ready, smoke..."

Audience: "Smoking, drinking, burning your head~~"

More than 2000 people in the North Exhibition shouted out in unison, with a huge momentum, obviously no one forgot.At the moment after shouting, Qi Yunxiang didn't know what medicine he had taken wrongly, and started to bow for no reason, and then walked to the next door.

This walk surprised Yu Qian, and at the same time made the audience laugh, as if he came up here just to review this, and the task was completed after the review.

After leaving the table and dragging the person back, Yu Qian was still confused. After all, this man is the best.

I can play with you everywhere.

And he also likes to play, so he complained on the spot, "Men, the last session of today's special is to review the three major hobbies?"

Qi Yuncheng had an indifferent attitude, "My cross talk show is over."

"Well, smoking, drinking, and burning your head is a crosstalk, so you are a good enough defrauder."

These actions are all for fun, and only if you can do this with the uncle, Qi Yuncheng continued, "It can be seen that the hobbies of the uncle are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. But only us familiar actors know that his hobbies are more than this .”

"That's true."

"For example, food is what the people depend on. The uncle is very good at eating."

"It's not great, everyone likes to eat."

"Especially when it comes to festivals, the three major festivals! May Festival, August Festival, and Spring Festival! You must eat rice dumplings until May Festival."

"I have to eat."

"There are mooncakes for the August Festival, not to mention the Spring Festival, there are everything to eat." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to look at the uncle and asked, "Do you make your own rice dumplings?"

Yu Qian nodded, "Yes."

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and gestured, "Northern people use dates and bean paste to make zongzi! Southerners eat salty, pork, pork ribs, and duck egg yolk. I used to make dumplings at home during festivals. My wife is a foodie. Pack more.

But also worry me to death. "

"how?"

"What stuffing stuffing? I can't think of what to eat. It happened that Uncle Yu used his prestige to video with me. Watching him made me happy. Okay, daughter-in-law, let's have something stuffed with pork head and meat."

"never heard of that."

A small burden, after Yu Qian stopped it with a wave of his hand, the audience sitting below laughed.

"Why do you think I think of a pig's head?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed respectfully, "This is a serious food expert, old Yanjing, do you like to drink bean juice?"

"Drink!" Yu Qian said proudly, and ordered some tables, otherwise he could be called Old Yanjing. "

"Do you drink soybean juice?"

"Drink."

"Okay, count yourself as ruthless."

"Drinking soybean juice is hard?" Yu Qian wondered.

"I've asked a lot of people, most people in Yanjing don't drink this, the sour one is a bit smelly, but some people like to drink it."

"Addiction."

"Do you like to drink? Is the taste okay?"

"Okay."

"It happens that there are several kinds of swill in our house, you can solve it together."

"No!" Yu Qian quickly waved his hand and refused, "Swill and bean juice are two different things, do you really treat me like a pig?"

Qi Yuncheng continued: "I don't like this, but my uncle likes to drink like that. Good guy, it doesn't hurt to shoot his father over there."

"No, it's because you don't feel bad."

"This is bean juice, from Yanjing. My master is from Tianjing, and we apprentices understand it more or less. Tianjing's pancakes are delicious. Mung bean noodles, soybean noodles, and white rice noodles. The noodles are according to When the ratio is done, we have to use the soup that has boiled the bones of the sheep to work."

"Painful."

"There are raw onions and cooked onions. Cooked onions are beaten and sprinkled on the eggs, and those that eat raw onions are sprinkled on top after they are cooked. As for the pancakes here, there must be a fried dough stick stand next to them."

Qi Yuncheng gesticulated with his hands, "Tianjing Youtiao is so big, one foot, and maroon color. This is not enough for you, and the fried dough stick next to you will have to pinch a section to make up for you."

"That's the rule."

Sentence by sentence, Yu Qian was very pleased to see Qi Yuncheng's performance on the stage, as expected, he was able to do it from a young age.

No matter from childhood to now, there is an aura.

So I really hope that he can take in an apprentice in a few years, and I want to see what kind of children who have been praised so much can teach them.

After all, the child he has taken in now is hard to talk about cross talk.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't know what kind of eyes and thoughts he was, he was only trying to talk about this show.

"Actually, we have also studied cross talk. They go everywhere and go all over the world. Snacks and gadgets from all over the place. Some go to a temple fair, and you can even meet small games related to eating."

Yu Qian stopped thinking and really leaned on the table and said, "What game is related to eating?"

"Do you remember that sugar painting?"

"know."

"Grease some oil on the temple fair stalls, dip a spoon in sugar and paint on it. This is a technique. Generally speaking, there is a small thing next to you that pays for it. The pattern is different where it stops. You may be lucky. Just more."

"Yes!"

"In the past, the master and uncle often took our apprentices to perform. We met at a temple fair just in time. I was very impressed at that time."

"En." Yu Qian nodded as if something happened.

"Let's go there and make a bet to see who makes more money today."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand as if to give money and then turned something, "Fiddle with it, beep, beep, and stop for a while."

"what?"

"Phoenix."

"Ouch." Yu Qian said in surprise, "This is really big."

"Phoenix rides a bicycle to play eighteen weapons."

"..."

Yu Qian just wanted to raise his hand to hold it again, but when he heard this, there was only a smile in the audience, and he couldn't speak, so he put down his hand for a while and said, "Oh, are you related? This painting of?"

"The painter is crying, so he pulls the sugar bucket and gives it to you."

"Don't draw it either, drink it yourself."

"I said don't don't don't, you'd better draw it, it's only one yuan, but it's so big." Qi Yuncheng stretched his arms to describe the size of Phoenix riding a bicycle and playing with eighteen weapons.

"I held it up like a peacock spreading its tail. Uncle Yu saw the joy, so I'll have one too. Pay one yuan, but the sugar painter immediately refused, and you get one hundred."

Yu Qian: "Why?"

Qi Yuncheng: "He took them all away."

Yu Qian: "Okay, can I make up the money?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Uncle, I saw that there is also a show of prosperity by the dragon and the phoenix. The show of the dragon and the phoenix will bring four hundred audiences listening to the cross talk."

Yu Qian: "Oh! The audience came here on bicycles, right?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Some even drive cars."

Seeing more than phoenixes, Yu Qian said happily, "This is great."

Qi Yuncheng: "Give me 100 yuan to turn around! Stop after a while."

Yu Qian: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Period."

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Yu Qian was speechless. He turned his head to the other side and looked back to complain, "I just make a sugar cake, or is it hollow?"

"This is a domestic snack. Let's talk about foreign ones. Many people also like to eat it. Do you like pizza?"

"I love to eat." Yu Qian nodded repeatedly.

"Children like to eat pizza, put some stuffing on a pie, and put some ham sausage. There is also sushi, which I also like."

"That's from the island nation."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and began to explain, "I have to tell you this, sushi is not from the island country, it was invented by the Chinese."

In the blind spot of knowledge, the audience was puzzled, and so was Yu Qian, so he repeated, "Sushi was invented by the Chinese?"

"It seems that everyone has eaten it, but you may not know it. During the Eastern Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period, the world was in chaos, and people had no time to cook in order to escape, so they invented such a thing and took it to eat at any time.

Including hand rolls, which were invented by gamblers, in order to play cards while eating. "

"Hey, you know a lot."

"Some time ago, Uncle Yu went to the island country to perform and wanted to try the sushi there. He was so happy when he went there. Many actresses from the show business circle came to see him. I didn't know any of them. He could be called by his name. "

Speaking of Yu Qianle, he turned to Mr. Guan embarrassedly, "We see each other often."

"Across the screen?"

"who said it."

"Especially when I got off the airport, there were a bunch of men holding banners to welcome me."

"Written what?"

"Welcome Teacher Yu!"

Hahahahahaha!

call~~

The audience laughed again. As for the picture, they didn't dare to think about it at all. Whoever thinks will break the defense.

But Yu Qian had an indifferent expression, "The times are different, men and women are the same."

"Anyway, after coming back from the island country, Mr. Yu looked quite tired, and we don't know why."

"A performance!" Yu Qian hurriedly made up his mouth, so as not to let the audience think too much.

"Look, I forgot to say something about the uncle."

The baggage was added at will, Qi Yuncheng said, "Let's repeat it, and strive to give birth to a big fat boy to that audience next year, Mr. Yu."

"Where do you say it?" Yu Qian hurriedly poked at the side.

"It's the same no matter what you say." Qi Yuncheng began to recall what he just said, "Did you say soy milk?"

"said."

"I also said about the sushi rolls, what else did I say?"

"Pizza, it's almost time to bake..."

When the word fell on a roasted character, Qi Yuncheng's spirits tensed up instantly, because the uncle must say that the roasted word is short of a roasted duck.

Isn't this planing ahead of time?If he said it would be short of a roast duck?Then Qi Yuncheng went on to talk about roast duck, which was a bit awkward.

But in the time of one or two words, how can I think of a solution.

So Qi Yuncheng simply smashed the jar and yelled at the uncle decisively.

"what!!!!!"

Yu Qian was less than half a meter away from his side, but he couldn't realize that he had to work hard, because he was always stream-of-consciousness in his flattery, and he didn't agree with each sentence, so he watched the men talking the whole time.

He was concentrating on answering a roast duck, but when the man blew his hair, he really shivered in fright.

"Ouch, shit!!!!"

(End of this chapter)