Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 423 I knew he was so hot, I have to give him a knock! 【Subscribe】

"Xixi, seeing that your father is at the Spring Festival Gala, maybe it's a blessing from your birth, are you happy?"

After Qi Yuncheng lost a burden on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala and welcomed the laughter.

At home in Wuhan, Song Yi looked at his daughter in the stroller next to him while eating, and kept chanting.

After repeating this, Song's father and Song's mother watched TV helplessly, always feeling that the sense of sight was so serious.

At the beginning, the daughter was also watching his boyfriend on TV, but now she is taking her daughter to watch over his husband. It's a pity that the Spring Festival is so busy, even if the son-in-law comes back, he won't be able to stay for long.

"Is Yuncheng still here?"

"Yeah!" Song Yi nodded while holding his rice bowl, his eyes never left the girl for a moment, but the girl's eyes didn't know where to look, she seemed to be looking around.

"Come here and stay longer?"

"It's really not too long. After celebrating the Spring Festival tomorrow for Master and Mistress, he will fly over in the evening, and the next day after he comes here is the evening air ticket."

"It's busy, and the air tickets cost a lot." Father Song muttered.

"It's filming! That's it, the cost of air tickets is nothing to mention."

"Exactly!" Mother Song rolled her eyes at her husband, "Now the young couple earn much more money than we do, especially Yun Cheng, let's not talk about filming.

Once the Spring Festival Gala is held, can't you make more money in the future?Still thinking the way you think? "

"The main reason is that I am tired enough. There are still two months to go."

"almost."

"What about two months later? What arrangement?"

Facing his father's constant questioning, Song Yi also knew that it was his worry, so he spoke out in detail.

Fortunately, after filming the TV series, they don't have much to worry about. At most, her husband will start the scene from time to time, and she will continue to work at People's Arts. No matter how busy they are, they will be able to spare time to take care of their daughter.

It's not like we can't see each other for such a long time.

After saying this, Song Yi looked at the TV again with a smile on her face, and the little girl imitated her gaze. When she saw her father on the TV, she was a little puzzled by her big, round eyes. Seems to be curious about how Dad was locked in there.

Even though it's only been more than four months, but now I can express my emotions, I know how to laugh when teasing her, or I will try my best to push away when I see something that makes me unhappy.

However, he is still unaware of his own behavior and purpose, and only has the ability to control or imitate some simple actions.

……

"Keep an eye on it! Something happened at the rehearsal that day." Qi Yuncheng continued on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"What is it?"

"There were more than 4000 people rehearsing, and an older sister gave birth to a baby."

Luan Yunping cooperated and gave a state of expression, "Having a baby on the spot?"

"Are you mad at me? You are resting at home in a mess. What are you doing here? I called a car, took her to the car and sent her to the hospital to give birth."

"It's all your job."

"This time, the opportunity has come."

"what chance?"

"There are so many people in the rehearsal, you can't guarantee that there is something wrong at home."

"what's up?"

"It seems that I went to a restaurant to eat, and the person went to the hospital."

"Is this still going to the hospital?"

"Of course." Qi Yuncheng nodded, and his words were a little more serious, "The waste oil that was found after inspection was directly seized by the relevant departments."

"It has to be sealed."

"Finally, the opportunity came. I'm looking for the director, hurry up, I've waited, I'll do the job. The director said you were late, and the one who had dinner with him replaced you."

"Replaced? Is he okay?"

"People use waste oil for snacks, and the body has developed resistance, and it is invulnerable to all poisons. So in order not to cause accidents, we decided to use him."

"Okay! I've practiced it for a while."

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng wanted to die, and made a look of suffering, "How long will it take me to get through, I'm so anxious that I can't help it. I can't practice this, people have sealed it. I I went to my friend and refunded the money!"

"Quit."

"I've been working all day and all night, so I'm not an actor. I wiped the floor, cleared the table, and brought a pregnant woman.

He is happy, you are heartless, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala? "

"Of course?" Luan Yunping looked at her partner and answered instead.

"Do you want to be famous? Then you must first learn to have a thick skin. You have to be shameless."

"is it?"

Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed immediately, "I'm just thin-skinned and can't pull it off, what should I do?
Go to a teacher, find someone to teach you. "

"Who is it?"

"Who can I ask to teach me? Who has a thick skin?" Qi Yuncheng began to ponder behind the microphone, "I thought about it, hey? Yes, the eldest sister can give birth on the spot."

When Luan Yunping heard this, she also understood and nodded, "Yes!"

"More than 4000 people have children, how capable is this? I will buy something to watch her go. When I get home, I see that she is sitting on the kang and crying.

Oops, embarrassingly dismissed. "

"Also ashamed."

"I said big sister, don't take it to heart, what is this?

You don't have a back pain when you stand and talk, and more than 4000 people watched me give birth, which is too shameful.

I said it was nothing. That year the Olympic bid was successful, and one person gave birth to a child with 2 people. "

"Yes!"

"oops!"

"Why are you still crying?"

"That person is also me."

"It's all her!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After the cross talk, laughter and applause came from the studio, and everyone seemed to be very happy to hear it.

But after they came down, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping felt that the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala was too simple to do, and it can be seen from the joke just said that it has changed a lot.

It is also necessary to satirize the gutter oil incident in recent years. Sarcasm is indeed a very common method in cross talk, and the same is true of Master's Prodigal Son in 2013, talking about extravagance and waste.

But whether it is an apprentice or a master, once on the stage of this Spring Festival Gala, the state of performance is exactly the same.

Fortunately, no matter what, it is over.

The two stepped off the stage and hurriedly prepared to take a break through the dedicated channel. In order to catch up with the performance, they never relaxed their spirits.

There was even a little sweat on both of them.

After all, it is the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, so it can't be so easy.

And when they left, reporters and media immediately came to interview them about their mood before going to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

This is a very common thing, two people walk and say some polite words with a smile.

I am very nervous and live up to expectations to complete the performance. I hope the audience likes this work and so on.

After speaking, I went to the lounge to greet some familiar actors and elders. After the chat, the two of them were completely out of mind, and hurried out of the building to prepare for Master's home.

The time is fine now, so I should be able to go back early and join in the fun.

But in the car going back, the two of them couldn't speak because they were not as cool as the small theater, and they had changed too much according to the requirements.

But it's normal, if it was said according to the original joke, it would be impossible to put it.

Even if it can be put up, those peers will not be flooded.

The irony of this joke is that of cross talk.

"The task for the Spring Festival Gala is over, do you have to go filming again tomorrow night?" Luan Yunping asked in the car. As a partner, it was impossible for him not to ask, because it meant that he would not have many performances then.

Another period of widowhood.

"I'm quite anxious. It will be finished in two months."

"Okay! It will be more than April in two months. Let's arrange a special performance at that time! Our venue can be lined up at the back. There will be dozens of commercial performances this year. It is estimated."

"There are so many." Qi Yuncheng smiled wryly. These still had to be performed, because they hadn't performed for a long time.

"Speaking of which, how are your children? You're the only one who came back? Recently, master and wife have been talking about it."

"Put it on the side of the father-in-law and mother-in-law. No one will take care of it now. It will be brought back after a while. We didn't take care of this child at all. I'm sorry for her."

Now Qi Yuncheng almost keeps his mouth shut as a child. After all, his own daughter is always on his mind and lips.

And after saying these few words, both of them leaned on the car going back in silence, there was something to talk about, but they really didn't want to talk anymore, this Spring Festival Gala, I don't know how confused they are.

On such a big stage, it disappeared in ten minutes, and it felt like not being there.

No wonder Master and Uncle didn't go to the Spring Festival Gala again. They must have been invited again, but they didn't accept it. It seems that only Xiaoyue's performance style can enjoy themselves.

His style is not to eat inside, it will be more provocative to passers-by, because a cheap look is a joke.

……

The rose garden on the other side.

Guo Degang and the others also knew that the child would come back in the car immediately after the cross talk, but their New Year's Eve dinner was not over, on the contrary, it had just started, and the preparation time was too long, and it felt like waiting for them.

So when they heard the movement of the car outside, everyone became agitated as if beaten with chicken blood.

Guo Qiling, Meng Hetang, Zhang Yunlei and some other seniors who came to Yanjing for the reunion dinner began to say hello and leave the table without saying a word, and went to greet people.

"Yun Cheng, Brother Luan! I hope you will come back."

"How is it? Let's interview the feeling of being on the Spring Festival Gala."

"Brother, is it easy to talk about cross talk on TV? Is it different from theater?"

"When the master was listening, I don't know how many times I laughed, and kept saying that it tasted like a TV cross talk."

Talking all over the place.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were annoyed by them as soon as they got out of the car. It was even more annoying than the Yangtai interview. They have to respect you in the interview. The brothers they are too familiar with can't be respected or disrespected.

All kinds of impolite questions.

But the actual mood is not annoying, it is nothing more than another kind of happiness.

At home, Guo Degang was grinning from ear to ear. He hurriedly urged the children to sit down and eat again, and asked, "It's the first time I went to the Spring Festival Gala. Tell me how you feel. It's fun."

Just sitting down, Qi Yuncheng was speechless for a while, and the master liked to say this kind of irony every time, "What's the fun, it's too hard to say. It's good if the burden is thrown, otherwise it will be burnt."

"How is Xixi doing there? How long will it take for me to bring it here?" Wang Hui immediately asked her most concerned question from the side.

"You should pay more attention to rest, it's still early to bring it over."

"Bring it here later, I really think about it, especially that cute face, I can't even think about it for a day without looking at it."

As soon as the mistress said, Qi Yuncheng was happy when he recalled his daughter's appearance, but it's a pity that he still has to work for a while.

But let's not talk about these.

Both of them came back from the Spring Festival Gala, and the task now is to have a good meal, a table of meals is enough for a group of their apprentices.

Just like this, the family had a lively reunion dinner together, chatting about everything, and the most talked about was their children's plans and arrangements for the coming year.

Recently, Xiao Zhui'er and Guo Qiling have done well in small theaters, and they have their own special performances, and the latter has even opened large ones.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang are not so popular, but the small ones have been launched once or twice.

How could these two have existed in the past, so they can be regarded as getting better and better.

Chatting and chatting, more than a dozen dishes on the dinner table were gradually finished.

After eating, Guo Qiling, Meng Hetang, Xiao Zhui'er and others cleaned up the table and washed the dishes.

Guo Degang, Wang Hui, Qi Yuncheng, and Luan Yunping just sat and rested, and they couldn't rush to do these tasks, and two or three of them could have done it quickly.

"It's different every year. You even went to film a TV series, and even went to the Spring Festival Gala. The changes are quite big!"

Knowing that Master was talking about himself, Qi Yuncheng came to sit with him on the sofa, "People have to change, right, but when it comes to TV dramas, it's because of my wife that I went to participate.

After giving birth, she managed to have such a resource, maybe she can get better with this TV series. "

"Hey! If my daughter really wants to take pictures, tell me. I'll find a way to find them. There are people who can contact you."

"Don't bother you, she can take it step by step by herself. If you ask someone to arrange it again, the mother and daughter will not see each other every day."

Knowing the future development, Qi Yuncheng naturally wanted to reject it, and let everything take its course.

But when they were talking, Luan Yunping also mentioned some things about the staff of the small theater to her partner. After all, he seldom went there, and if he went less often, he would not know the situation of the actors at Chuanxi Club.

So speak slowly.

"Yuncheng, this year's February [-]th is also going to be an apprenticeship. At the same time, there are also good students in the Xiaozi science student class who will officially go to the youth team to perform and give calligraphy."

"Really? So fast? It feels like the last time I saw Tou Jiu apprenticeship was some time ago."

Being mentioned in this way, Qi Yuncheng was a little dazed, something he didn't expect.

But think about it, when I saw the teacher, the daughter-in-law was not pregnant yet, and it took 15 years to give birth in the blink of an eye.In this one-year span, there must be many future brothers and sisters.

The words of Erjiu are too familiar, Shang Jiuxi, He Jiuhua and others.

As for Xiaozike, Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue, he really waited for the rich second generation!It was none other than Qin Xiaoxian.

Interview with the one who said that 16 can't do anything.

Gotta find time to check it out.

This one is amazing, and somehow became a big hit.At least he, Qi Yuncheng, gained a little popularity when Deyun was in trouble, and then the master praised him, and the master even asked the organizer to take care of him.

Qin Xiaoxian is different, because the flow of the times has surged, and the master doesn't appreciate it at all.

Borrow a sentence from the later generations of Uncle Yu.

If I had known that he was so popular, I would have given him one.

(End of this chapter)