Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage
Chapter 422 Seeing mom kissing dad, the little girl quit? 【Subscribe】
Chapter 422 Seeing mom kissing dad, the little girl quit? 【Subscribe】
"It is indeed more convenient. Teacher Wang kept talking about this when playing the video before."
When his wife said it, Song's father had to nod. After all, Xixi couldn't be with them all the time, and had to be taken over there.
In this way, Xixi is just like their parents, flying around.
Been through a lot at a young age.
"Okay, it's late enough! Go to bed quickly, the most important thing is to rest well, I finally came back from vacation."
Song's mother didn't want to talk too much at night, and urged the two children to pack up and go to bed, and at the same time took the children to their room.
Washed for about ten minutes.
Song Yi returned to the room and kept playing with her daughter. After waking up, it seemed that she didn't want to sleep anymore.
But Qi Yuncheng sat by the bed and looked at Xixi and sighed.
"what happened?"
Song Yi didn't understand her husband's state, shouldn't she be happy when she came back?Long time no see.
"It's nothing, I just feel that having a baby is like playing, and I didn't do my parent's responsibility at all. When I first left, I didn't know what it was like to cry. If I leave again..."
Teasing the little girl, Song Yi also felt uncomfortable. The two of them did not take good care of the child, but now they have nothing to do.
Working here, no matter who takes care of them, it is impossible to see each other often.
And in a blink of an eye, it has been four months since Xi Xili was born, and their own memories of these four months are all vague, especially when they were filming, they just watched their children after filming every day.
Through bouts of worry.
However, as a wife, Song Yi couldn't keep her husband depressed forever, so she changed the subject, "You will go to the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow? After the Spring Festival Gala, there will be three festivals and two lives for Master and Mistress, should I follow?"
"No need, don't you miss the child? You can stay with the child during the rest of the few days. I'll go alone. I'll come back after the holidays to take a look at my daughter, and then we'll go to the set together again.
For the teacher's wife, she will last her life, let's find a chance to come back and take it there, I can only trouble the teacher's wife, this little girl blames me for not having time to take it. "
Qi Yuncheng told the future plan, and at the same time fell into deep self-blame, wondering whether it was a brain fever to go to filming.
But then again, since the daughter-in-law was filming there, and he was also invited, it was impossible not to come.
Both sides are distressed.
For a moment, Qi Yuncheng really showed the helplessness of being a father and husband, or maybe it was late at night, and subconsciously began to think too much.
However, at this time Song Yi slowly walked from Xixi to her husband with a sweet smile, and then grabbed him and kissed him.
After feeling a warm and soft touch, the two separated.
Song Yi looked a little smug, "How is it? Do you have the feeling when you were in love? Oh, don't think too much about it. Although it will take a while to shoot, we will be able to be with our daughter when the shoot is over. Take it with you.
Buy her a lot of nice clothes to wear. "
"Okay! According to the progress, it will take more than two months to shoot, the time is really not short."
As soon as the words came to this point, the girl in the crib suddenly became fussy, crying.
Hearing this, Song Yi hurriedly smiled and continued to coax, "Oh, what's the matter? Seeing your mother kiss your father and quit? All right, all right, you come and kiss, and let your father hold you."
The mother hugged her lightly in her arms, handed the child to her husband without saying a word, as for whether the child was jealous, they didn't know, they were just coaxing like this.
But when the child comes over, don't say it's really quiet.
Song Yi was so angry that he put his hips on the side, "Good guy, you've learned a lot since you were only four months old, and you'll be able to do it when you grow up? Why don't you share it with me?"
"Aren't you jealous with Lanlan before?"
"That's all in the past, but don't say I really doubt that our Xixi is a genius. Other babies take several months to recognize people or become conscious. Our baby can sometimes show this state, and it is really possible in the future. is a genius.
Don't you also know a lot?Maybe it's inherited from you. "
"Where are there so many geniuses, they all need to learn the day after tomorrow."
"But doesn't learning the day after tomorrow depend on understanding? Those elders have always said that you are very talented. I think that's right. Tsinghua University and Peking University are promising!"
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, too lazy to argue with his wife, his progress actually relied a lot on the system.
The current system hardly appears, so we have to wait until Lanlan is accepted.
But speaking of talent and savvy, the experience given by the system is just experience, if you don't understand or can't understand, even if you give it, it's useless.
Maybe Xixi really inherited it?After all, every time I gain experience to comprehend by myself, I feel that my spirit has improved to a certain extent.
As for the exclusion system, when Grandpa Zhang was still there, he also said that he was talented.
"..."
Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng quickly shook his head. The good guy was almost fooled by his wife for the first time. How can this thing be worth it?
Looking down at the girl, the father hugged her for a while.
Then around two o'clock, the family of three was ready to go to bed.
This time Xixi was very obedient and didn't wake up in the middle of the night, or maybe it wasn't because she was obedient, she just woke up once and slept soundly because she was tired from playing with her mother?
Qi Yuncheng couldn't figure it out, anyway, after getting up at dawn the next day, the whole family started to circle around such a little girl again.
After waiting for a whole morning, he started to take a plane from Wuhan to Yanjing to participate in the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala this time.
Once you get back, you can hardly rest.
Hurry up to see the master and wife, and after the meeting, I have to go to the seedling platform with my partner to prepare.
Although there are still a few hours to start, these actors must go early, and at the same time, the TV program is constantly warming up for the Spring Festival Gala, broadcasting the preparations of some actors.
It was also on the air, so I saw Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, and even interviewed them.
In this interview, Song Yi was watching TV in Wuhan and brought his daughter to keep saying that his father was going to be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and he couldn't be more happy.
After all, the Yangtai Spring Festival Gala is completely different from the local Spring Festival Gala.
is national.
On the other hand, Guo Degang and his family are equally lively, and they don't have to wait to see the child's first Spring Festival Gala. The key point is that recently, they also realized that the child is busy, and the daughter can't see a few faces.
And Wang Hui is really close to having a baby.
It was already seven or eight months when the young couple left, and now it has been more than a month, and it has been nine to ten months, and it is estimated that they will give birth in half a month.
Then they can pick up their granddaughter together.
So now there are three happy things for them, the first is that their children will attend the Spring Festival Gala, the second is that their children are about to be born, and the third is Xixi.
Xixi looks good, and there is nothing she doesn't like when she sees her, so it's impossible not to miss her, wishing she could take over and raise her sooner.
So even if they didn't see Yun Cheng and Song Yi this year, they still felt warm in their hearts, after all, they still gave birth to one who could play with them.
In this way, the time passed by every minute and every second, and the reunion dinner was being prepared everywhere in the domestic family, and actors like Yangtai were also preparing to give the most exciting show on this biggest stage.
This year's Spring Festival Gala also has a lot to watch.
As for the highlights, apart from a few songs, the focus is still on language programs.
Leaving Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping aside, they are newcomers.
Pieces by Shengteng, Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, Jia Ling, and Grandma Cai Min are almost all permanent in recent years.
Even this year's Spring Festival Gala, Mr. Yu Quezhi will be on stage again.
So during the rehearsal this time, they had a rare meeting again.
However, instead of singing Peking Opera, he sang a popular song in the style of Peking Opera, which is considered a novelty.
As for calling Grandma Cai Ming during the rehearsal, as a junior, he also followed the rules. Who told Cai Min to call him Master Hou the third brother, and Guo Degang naturally had to call her aunt, so Qi Yuncheng naturally had another grandma.
Anyway, his seniority has never been very old, but he is much better than Liu Xiaoding and the others. Now they are still training in the theater, and it is estimated that Yue Yunpeng will soon accept them as apprentices.
Wait for the moment when the Spring Festival Gala starts.
People all over the country and overseas compatriots are paying attention.
But seriously, although the singing and dancing performances are lively, they are far from being amused by language.
So even if Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping appeared on the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, they attracted much attention.
"It's almost time for the children's show, let's all watch it." Wang Hui shouted nervously at home.
Guo Degang is busy in the kitchen at the moment. After all, his wife has a big belly, which is inconvenient, so he is here to help stir-fry the rare table dishes, "So fast?"
"You didn't read the program list, it's on the fifth, it's quite early. Maybe you can come back for a New Year's Eve dinner after the performance, so make more dumplings for preparation."
"I know. This kid Yun Cheng has to have a good meal today. He's been very busy lately."
Guo Degang was not the only one busy at home, like Guo Qiling and several other senior brothers were there to help. While they were busy, the show finally arrived, and they couldn't stop when it arrived. They could only cook while listening to the sound.
……
"Dear friends wish you New Year's greetings!"
After the announcement, Qi Yuncheng's voice appeared in all the homes watching the Spring Festival Gala.
"I'm Qi Yuncheng, a cross talk actor. Happy New Year to you!"
Luan Yunping stood beside her, wearing a festive and beautiful gown like her partner, and said with a smile, "Happy New Year to you."
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
In Yangtai No. [-] studio, the audience applauded collectively, and there were many famous actors and singers sitting below.
But when an actor is on the stage, he must immediately enter the performance state. Someone remembers the time, and at the same time he also understands that Master's first Spring Festival Gala is coming soon.
Good guy, the time is really strict, and I dare not exceed half a minute.
So he immediately turned to his partner and spoke.
"I have to introduce this person solemnly. Her name is Luan Yunping."
"it's me."
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb to praise, "I said cross talk wronged you, are you different from me?"
"how?"
"I learned it by mistake. I didn't want to learn cross talk when I was young. I really want to be a singer."
Luan Yunping stood behind the table and looked sideways at her partner the whole time, "Do you play vocal music?"
"I like this one the most! Wearing a big white coat, a tuxedo with slits in the back, and singing along with a big handkerchief, how handsome it is."
"Is that good?"
Qi Yuncheng was dying of love, and kept nodding, "I just like this, and I'm still practicing with my family, Mimimi~~
Later, the Conservatory of Music recruited students, and there were too many people in the queue.What to do, just wait. "
"Ah."
Looking at the appearance of the team in front of him, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pointed out, "Coincidentally, someone came from the next room
Hey, you can line up here too. "
"Two doors?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
"As soon as I went there, I found that there were only three people. I was the first to go in. The professor was sitting next to him, with a big bald head and wearing a Chinese-style gown. Come, practice speaking.
I copied their musical instruments, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Allegro?"
"The professor said open his mouth.
Mimi Mimi~~
Well, I want you. "
"What's needed? Is it on time?" Luan Yunping turned over in surprise, and the audience in the studio laughed out loud.
"Come out and see the enrollment of the Quyi Troupe."
"Okay! We went in like this."
Qi Yuncheng was particularly aggrieved, "I said I don't want to learn this stuff, and no one has learned this stuff. The head of the team said that there is no door, even if you come, you can't go down, and you have to go to pay for the loss."
"What loss?"
"Otherwise, I will break the glass for you when I go to your house tomorrow. You don't know that we are good at folk art and cross talk, so you can stay here."
"Just do this?"
"Actually, I'm not suitable for this job. I couldn't open my mouth at the beginning, and I was stage fright. After thinking about it, I went to the film and television industry to develop."
"Oh." Luan Yunping applauded enthusiastically, "Have you entered the film and television industry?"
"I make TV dramas, and you have seen a lot of people who talk about cross talk. Why can't I do it? In any line of work, I eat to support my family. I went there the first day, and people asked me.
Come over here, you new here?
For my newcomer, my name is Qi Yuncheng.
Oh, I'm the assistant director, let me ask you, would you like to act in the kissing scene? "
The voice fell.
Qi Yuncheng's appearance on the stage gave a big smile, his eyebrows were beaming, he was overjoyed, and he was indescribably excited and happy.
And seeing the audience bursting into laughter, Luan Yunping pointed at her partner and complained in a business-like manner, "What does this look like?"
"I do!
The assistant director said, think again.
Nothing to think about, I would.
All right, bring that dog here. "
"what?"
Hahahaha!
There were bursts of laughter in the studio, and it was even more fun when imagining kissing a dog.
Luan Yunping was surprised amidst laughter: "Kissing a dog?"
Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth behind the microphone, "I'm so angry, isn't this bullying? Let me do something else!"
"You have to do something else."
"advertise!"
"That's fine too."
"I thought it was a job. It's quick to shoot commercials. It takes several months for a TV series, and it only takes three or two days."
"Yes."
"Okay, I'll go! Let me ask where it is." Qi Yuncheng pointed and said, "Northeast! There is an advertisement in Changchun, your number one male, give you a train ticket and give you an address."
"Not bad."
"Make up first, get dressed with Yanjing before going to shoot, save time. Find a makeup artist, once I say I want to be white, a white person will look good. No..."
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng acted as a make-up artist and said, "You are still white, don't worry about it, I will do it! After the black is done, it looks like a coal ball, wearing a black hat, a black cotton jacket, black pants and black gloves. Big black shoes, those who knew I was going to shoot an advertisement, those who didn’t know thought I was going to steal the cassock.”
"Okay, black bear spirit from Journey to the West."
……
The two came on stage one sentence at a time. At this moment, Guo Degang, who kept Xiaomeng and Dalin serving dishes at home, was overjoyed when he heard it.
It's not because of the burden music, but because the two people feel completely different on the stage, which is comparable to what they had at that time.
Anyway, it is according to the TV cross talk.
All are open for business.
But the audience can't care about these, throwing burdens from time to time makes them happy.
"Get on the train with the train ticket and head all the way to the northeast. It's not a good journey!"
"how?"
"I have an uncle who runs a zoo. He cares about me. He sent me a video on the way. When he saw me chasing the train all night, he thought it was me who stole the orangutans from his zoo.
He didn't know that I was his relative until I showed my ID card.As a result, the uncle left after cursing at the street, and the grandson joked with me before April Fool's Day. "
"I'm so angry."
"Get off the train and find someone, tell the director that I'm coming!" Qi Yuncheng nodded to himself, and said politely, "You can use me!
Ah!We'll be waiting for you, your number one male.
I say this has no emotional drama. "
"what are you thinking?"
"Don't worry! You're the number one male, I'll wait for you soon. Where's the number one female? It's in the cage over there."
"In a cage?" Luan Yunping was startled.
Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side, "I saw it, there is an orangutan!"
"Gorilla?"
"I said bite or not bite?
Received by the circus, understand human nature!
what ad?
Eight-treasure porridge.You put your arms around the orangutan, open a can and pour it down, pointing at the camera and that's it. "Qi Yuncheng showed a thumbs up.
Luan Yunping nodded, "It's pretty simple."
Qi Yuncheng turned his head and asked, "Give me 5000 yuan, what can I do?"
"Of course."
"When I opened the cage door, the orangutan came out and I hugged it. As soon as I opened the eight-treasure porridge, it grabbed it and choked my neck and poured it down."
"Huh? Did it feed you?"
"Thumbs up to the camera when you're done."
Luan Yunping listened happily, "It really understands human nature."
"Cough, cough, cough!" Qi Yuncheng patted his chest, looking like he was choking, "I said the director should make another one, this one is ruined."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "No, no, no! Very good, you can feed whoever you want."
Luan Yunping: "I told you to wear a black cotton jacket and black cotton trousers. I'm afraid the orangutans won't like it?"
Qi Yuncheng: "After the advertisement was broadcast, enthusiastic viewers called."
Luan Yunping: "Say what?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Can I buy a male orangutan and put it in my zoo? The coat color is so bright!"
Luan Yunping: "Okay, the man who runs the zoo insisted on taking a fancy to you."
Hahahaha!
A bunch of teasing.
There were bursts of laughter in the studio. At the same time, the two of them must have changed the joke a little bit, but the cross talk at the moment proved that the changes were also good.
(End of this chapter)
"It is indeed more convenient. Teacher Wang kept talking about this when playing the video before."
When his wife said it, Song's father had to nod. After all, Xixi couldn't be with them all the time, and had to be taken over there.
In this way, Xixi is just like their parents, flying around.
Been through a lot at a young age.
"Okay, it's late enough! Go to bed quickly, the most important thing is to rest well, I finally came back from vacation."
Song's mother didn't want to talk too much at night, and urged the two children to pack up and go to bed, and at the same time took the children to their room.
Washed for about ten minutes.
Song Yi returned to the room and kept playing with her daughter. After waking up, it seemed that she didn't want to sleep anymore.
But Qi Yuncheng sat by the bed and looked at Xixi and sighed.
"what happened?"
Song Yi didn't understand her husband's state, shouldn't she be happy when she came back?Long time no see.
"It's nothing, I just feel that having a baby is like playing, and I didn't do my parent's responsibility at all. When I first left, I didn't know what it was like to cry. If I leave again..."
Teasing the little girl, Song Yi also felt uncomfortable. The two of them did not take good care of the child, but now they have nothing to do.
Working here, no matter who takes care of them, it is impossible to see each other often.
And in a blink of an eye, it has been four months since Xi Xili was born, and their own memories of these four months are all vague, especially when they were filming, they just watched their children after filming every day.
Through bouts of worry.
However, as a wife, Song Yi couldn't keep her husband depressed forever, so she changed the subject, "You will go to the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow? After the Spring Festival Gala, there will be three festivals and two lives for Master and Mistress, should I follow?"
"No need, don't you miss the child? You can stay with the child during the rest of the few days. I'll go alone. I'll come back after the holidays to take a look at my daughter, and then we'll go to the set together again.
For the teacher's wife, she will last her life, let's find a chance to come back and take it there, I can only trouble the teacher's wife, this little girl blames me for not having time to take it. "
Qi Yuncheng told the future plan, and at the same time fell into deep self-blame, wondering whether it was a brain fever to go to filming.
But then again, since the daughter-in-law was filming there, and he was also invited, it was impossible not to come.
Both sides are distressed.
For a moment, Qi Yuncheng really showed the helplessness of being a father and husband, or maybe it was late at night, and subconsciously began to think too much.
However, at this time Song Yi slowly walked from Xixi to her husband with a sweet smile, and then grabbed him and kissed him.
After feeling a warm and soft touch, the two separated.
Song Yi looked a little smug, "How is it? Do you have the feeling when you were in love? Oh, don't think too much about it. Although it will take a while to shoot, we will be able to be with our daughter when the shoot is over. Take it with you.
Buy her a lot of nice clothes to wear. "
"Okay! According to the progress, it will take more than two months to shoot, the time is really not short."
As soon as the words came to this point, the girl in the crib suddenly became fussy, crying.
Hearing this, Song Yi hurriedly smiled and continued to coax, "Oh, what's the matter? Seeing your mother kiss your father and quit? All right, all right, you come and kiss, and let your father hold you."
The mother hugged her lightly in her arms, handed the child to her husband without saying a word, as for whether the child was jealous, they didn't know, they were just coaxing like this.
But when the child comes over, don't say it's really quiet.
Song Yi was so angry that he put his hips on the side, "Good guy, you've learned a lot since you were only four months old, and you'll be able to do it when you grow up? Why don't you share it with me?"
"Aren't you jealous with Lanlan before?"
"That's all in the past, but don't say I really doubt that our Xixi is a genius. Other babies take several months to recognize people or become conscious. Our baby can sometimes show this state, and it is really possible in the future. is a genius.
Don't you also know a lot?Maybe it's inherited from you. "
"Where are there so many geniuses, they all need to learn the day after tomorrow."
"But doesn't learning the day after tomorrow depend on understanding? Those elders have always said that you are very talented. I think that's right. Tsinghua University and Peking University are promising!"
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, too lazy to argue with his wife, his progress actually relied a lot on the system.
The current system hardly appears, so we have to wait until Lanlan is accepted.
But speaking of talent and savvy, the experience given by the system is just experience, if you don't understand or can't understand, even if you give it, it's useless.
Maybe Xixi really inherited it?After all, every time I gain experience to comprehend by myself, I feel that my spirit has improved to a certain extent.
As for the exclusion system, when Grandpa Zhang was still there, he also said that he was talented.
"..."
Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng quickly shook his head. The good guy was almost fooled by his wife for the first time. How can this thing be worth it?
Looking down at the girl, the father hugged her for a while.
Then around two o'clock, the family of three was ready to go to bed.
This time Xixi was very obedient and didn't wake up in the middle of the night, or maybe it wasn't because she was obedient, she just woke up once and slept soundly because she was tired from playing with her mother?
Qi Yuncheng couldn't figure it out, anyway, after getting up at dawn the next day, the whole family started to circle around such a little girl again.
After waiting for a whole morning, he started to take a plane from Wuhan to Yanjing to participate in the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala this time.
Once you get back, you can hardly rest.
Hurry up to see the master and wife, and after the meeting, I have to go to the seedling platform with my partner to prepare.
Although there are still a few hours to start, these actors must go early, and at the same time, the TV program is constantly warming up for the Spring Festival Gala, broadcasting the preparations of some actors.
It was also on the air, so I saw Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, and even interviewed them.
In this interview, Song Yi was watching TV in Wuhan and brought his daughter to keep saying that his father was going to be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and he couldn't be more happy.
After all, the Yangtai Spring Festival Gala is completely different from the local Spring Festival Gala.
is national.
On the other hand, Guo Degang and his family are equally lively, and they don't have to wait to see the child's first Spring Festival Gala. The key point is that recently, they also realized that the child is busy, and the daughter can't see a few faces.
And Wang Hui is really close to having a baby.
It was already seven or eight months when the young couple left, and now it has been more than a month, and it has been nine to ten months, and it is estimated that they will give birth in half a month.
Then they can pick up their granddaughter together.
So now there are three happy things for them, the first is that their children will attend the Spring Festival Gala, the second is that their children are about to be born, and the third is Xixi.
Xixi looks good, and there is nothing she doesn't like when she sees her, so it's impossible not to miss her, wishing she could take over and raise her sooner.
So even if they didn't see Yun Cheng and Song Yi this year, they still felt warm in their hearts, after all, they still gave birth to one who could play with them.
In this way, the time passed by every minute and every second, and the reunion dinner was being prepared everywhere in the domestic family, and actors like Yangtai were also preparing to give the most exciting show on this biggest stage.
This year's Spring Festival Gala also has a lot to watch.
As for the highlights, apart from a few songs, the focus is still on language programs.
Leaving Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping aside, they are newcomers.
Pieces by Shengteng, Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, Jia Ling, and Grandma Cai Min are almost all permanent in recent years.
Even this year's Spring Festival Gala, Mr. Yu Quezhi will be on stage again.
So during the rehearsal this time, they had a rare meeting again.
However, instead of singing Peking Opera, he sang a popular song in the style of Peking Opera, which is considered a novelty.
As for calling Grandma Cai Ming during the rehearsal, as a junior, he also followed the rules. Who told Cai Min to call him Master Hou the third brother, and Guo Degang naturally had to call her aunt, so Qi Yuncheng naturally had another grandma.
Anyway, his seniority has never been very old, but he is much better than Liu Xiaoding and the others. Now they are still training in the theater, and it is estimated that Yue Yunpeng will soon accept them as apprentices.
Wait for the moment when the Spring Festival Gala starts.
People all over the country and overseas compatriots are paying attention.
But seriously, although the singing and dancing performances are lively, they are far from being amused by language.
So even if Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping appeared on the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, they attracted much attention.
"It's almost time for the children's show, let's all watch it." Wang Hui shouted nervously at home.
Guo Degang is busy in the kitchen at the moment. After all, his wife has a big belly, which is inconvenient, so he is here to help stir-fry the rare table dishes, "So fast?"
"You didn't read the program list, it's on the fifth, it's quite early. Maybe you can come back for a New Year's Eve dinner after the performance, so make more dumplings for preparation."
"I know. This kid Yun Cheng has to have a good meal today. He's been very busy lately."
Guo Degang was not the only one busy at home, like Guo Qiling and several other senior brothers were there to help. While they were busy, the show finally arrived, and they couldn't stop when it arrived. They could only cook while listening to the sound.
……
"Dear friends wish you New Year's greetings!"
After the announcement, Qi Yuncheng's voice appeared in all the homes watching the Spring Festival Gala.
"I'm Qi Yuncheng, a cross talk actor. Happy New Year to you!"
Luan Yunping stood beside her, wearing a festive and beautiful gown like her partner, and said with a smile, "Happy New Year to you."
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
In Yangtai No. [-] studio, the audience applauded collectively, and there were many famous actors and singers sitting below.
But when an actor is on the stage, he must immediately enter the performance state. Someone remembers the time, and at the same time he also understands that Master's first Spring Festival Gala is coming soon.
Good guy, the time is really strict, and I dare not exceed half a minute.
So he immediately turned to his partner and spoke.
"I have to introduce this person solemnly. Her name is Luan Yunping."
"it's me."
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb to praise, "I said cross talk wronged you, are you different from me?"
"how?"
"I learned it by mistake. I didn't want to learn cross talk when I was young. I really want to be a singer."
Luan Yunping stood behind the table and looked sideways at her partner the whole time, "Do you play vocal music?"
"I like this one the most! Wearing a big white coat, a tuxedo with slits in the back, and singing along with a big handkerchief, how handsome it is."
"Is that good?"
Qi Yuncheng was dying of love, and kept nodding, "I just like this, and I'm still practicing with my family, Mimimi~~
Later, the Conservatory of Music recruited students, and there were too many people in the queue.What to do, just wait. "
"Ah."
Looking at the appearance of the team in front of him, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pointed out, "Coincidentally, someone came from the next room
Hey, you can line up here too. "
"Two doors?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
"As soon as I went there, I found that there were only three people. I was the first to go in. The professor was sitting next to him, with a big bald head and wearing a Chinese-style gown. Come, practice speaking.
I copied their musical instruments, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Allegro?"
"The professor said open his mouth.
Mimi Mimi~~
Well, I want you. "
"What's needed? Is it on time?" Luan Yunping turned over in surprise, and the audience in the studio laughed out loud.
"Come out and see the enrollment of the Quyi Troupe."
"Okay! We went in like this."
Qi Yuncheng was particularly aggrieved, "I said I don't want to learn this stuff, and no one has learned this stuff. The head of the team said that there is no door, even if you come, you can't go down, and you have to go to pay for the loss."
"What loss?"
"Otherwise, I will break the glass for you when I go to your house tomorrow. You don't know that we are good at folk art and cross talk, so you can stay here."
"Just do this?"
"Actually, I'm not suitable for this job. I couldn't open my mouth at the beginning, and I was stage fright. After thinking about it, I went to the film and television industry to develop."
"Oh." Luan Yunping applauded enthusiastically, "Have you entered the film and television industry?"
"I make TV dramas, and you have seen a lot of people who talk about cross talk. Why can't I do it? In any line of work, I eat to support my family. I went there the first day, and people asked me.
Come over here, you new here?
For my newcomer, my name is Qi Yuncheng.
Oh, I'm the assistant director, let me ask you, would you like to act in the kissing scene? "
The voice fell.
Qi Yuncheng's appearance on the stage gave a big smile, his eyebrows were beaming, he was overjoyed, and he was indescribably excited and happy.
And seeing the audience bursting into laughter, Luan Yunping pointed at her partner and complained in a business-like manner, "What does this look like?"
"I do!
The assistant director said, think again.
Nothing to think about, I would.
All right, bring that dog here. "
"what?"
Hahahaha!
There were bursts of laughter in the studio, and it was even more fun when imagining kissing a dog.
Luan Yunping was surprised amidst laughter: "Kissing a dog?"
Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth behind the microphone, "I'm so angry, isn't this bullying? Let me do something else!"
"You have to do something else."
"advertise!"
"That's fine too."
"I thought it was a job. It's quick to shoot commercials. It takes several months for a TV series, and it only takes three or two days."
"Yes."
"Okay, I'll go! Let me ask where it is." Qi Yuncheng pointed and said, "Northeast! There is an advertisement in Changchun, your number one male, give you a train ticket and give you an address."
"Not bad."
"Make up first, get dressed with Yanjing before going to shoot, save time. Find a makeup artist, once I say I want to be white, a white person will look good. No..."
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng acted as a make-up artist and said, "You are still white, don't worry about it, I will do it! After the black is done, it looks like a coal ball, wearing a black hat, a black cotton jacket, black pants and black gloves. Big black shoes, those who knew I was going to shoot an advertisement, those who didn’t know thought I was going to steal the cassock.”
"Okay, black bear spirit from Journey to the West."
……
The two came on stage one sentence at a time. At this moment, Guo Degang, who kept Xiaomeng and Dalin serving dishes at home, was overjoyed when he heard it.
It's not because of the burden music, but because the two people feel completely different on the stage, which is comparable to what they had at that time.
Anyway, it is according to the TV cross talk.
All are open for business.
But the audience can't care about these, throwing burdens from time to time makes them happy.
"Get on the train with the train ticket and head all the way to the northeast. It's not a good journey!"
"how?"
"I have an uncle who runs a zoo. He cares about me. He sent me a video on the way. When he saw me chasing the train all night, he thought it was me who stole the orangutans from his zoo.
He didn't know that I was his relative until I showed my ID card.As a result, the uncle left after cursing at the street, and the grandson joked with me before April Fool's Day. "
"I'm so angry."
"Get off the train and find someone, tell the director that I'm coming!" Qi Yuncheng nodded to himself, and said politely, "You can use me!
Ah!We'll be waiting for you, your number one male.
I say this has no emotional drama. "
"what are you thinking?"
"Don't worry! You're the number one male, I'll wait for you soon. Where's the number one female? It's in the cage over there."
"In a cage?" Luan Yunping was startled.
Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side, "I saw it, there is an orangutan!"
"Gorilla?"
"I said bite or not bite?
Received by the circus, understand human nature!
what ad?
Eight-treasure porridge.You put your arms around the orangutan, open a can and pour it down, pointing at the camera and that's it. "Qi Yuncheng showed a thumbs up.
Luan Yunping nodded, "It's pretty simple."
Qi Yuncheng turned his head and asked, "Give me 5000 yuan, what can I do?"
"Of course."
"When I opened the cage door, the orangutan came out and I hugged it. As soon as I opened the eight-treasure porridge, it grabbed it and choked my neck and poured it down."
"Huh? Did it feed you?"
"Thumbs up to the camera when you're done."
Luan Yunping listened happily, "It really understands human nature."
"Cough, cough, cough!" Qi Yuncheng patted his chest, looking like he was choking, "I said the director should make another one, this one is ruined."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "No, no, no! Very good, you can feed whoever you want."
Luan Yunping: "I told you to wear a black cotton jacket and black cotton trousers. I'm afraid the orangutans won't like it?"
Qi Yuncheng: "After the advertisement was broadcast, enthusiastic viewers called."
Luan Yunping: "Say what?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Can I buy a male orangutan and put it in my zoo? The coat color is so bright!"
Luan Yunping: "Okay, the man who runs the zoo insisted on taking a fancy to you."
Hahahaha!
A bunch of teasing.
There were bursts of laughter in the studio. At the same time, the two of them must have changed the joke a little bit, but the cross talk at the moment proved that the changes were also good.
(End of this chapter)
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