Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 391 If the song of the five rings can become popular, I am the eggplant! 【Subscribe】

"Ah! Fifth Ring, you have one more ring than Fourth Ring.

The fifth ring, you have one ring less than the sixth ring.

......"

"What do you mean?"

Song Yi looked at the text message sent over and couldn't understand it, and studied it carefully for a while, but he just felt inexplicable.

How did she know that this is the lyrics, and it's just that the lyrics don't have the tune of the song of peony, so she naturally doesn't understand.

"If you don't understand, then don't understand. It's like a code word."

After muttering, Song Yi turned off the phone screen and continued to watch her husband's cross talk.

The cross talk is not too long, and there are many more programs than usual after a Gangsi Festival, so I only talked about some fragmentary jokes during the official performance today.

But after finishing speaking, the host asked them to return.

Apparently there are some who are about to act soon, if they all pile up with Mr. Gao Feng, I don't know how long he will act.

The two came back and forth again, and the audience continued to applaud.

"Thank you everyone! The friends who came here today, I can actually find that most of them are in groups, such as the steel wire nest, the old and troops, and the Guo Degang group! But I am a little unhappy."

"Why aren't you happy?"

"Not a single one about my troops and organization."

"If you have it, you can really rebel."

As soon as Luan Yunping joined, the audience laughed, and Qi Yuncheng looked at her partner for a long time, "How can you say that, I love my master very much."

"can not tell."

Audience: "There are groups!!!"

"Yes! There is also a post bar!"

Just as he was talking, a few girls suddenly joined in the conversation, which made Qi Yuncheng quickly look over, "Is there really one? What's it called!"

"Qi Yuncheng's harem group! All of them are girls!!"

"Huo!! You are going crazy! My daughter-in-law is here today!"

Hahahaha!

Laughter came out piece by piece, but the audience didn't stop their voices.

"There are still many groups, Qi Yuncheng will accompany the fan group all his life!!"

"Qi Yuncheng Legal Support Club!"

"Qi Yuncheng as far as the eye can see!"

……

The girls shouted one by one, as if they wanted to tell all the names of the group. Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and looked at these people. I have to say that he was quite moved, and at the same time opened up a new worldview.

Unexpectedly there is.

But when he heard something, something was wrong with him, "Wait a minute, what's up with the legal support club?"

"The group leader is a young lady who studies law. She can help you with anything in the future."

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood, and immediately said again, "You guys are familiar with me. When I get back, I'll ask about my master's inheritance rights and see if it's Dalin! After all, I'm also in the master's household registration, and I'm also his son. I'm so confused about this!"

"Okay, you're still shameless." Luan Yunping hurriedly grabbed her partner, but the people below laughed happily. As for these groups, I can understand.

After all, button groups are very popular in this era.

Qi Yuncheng returned to the state, "It's all gossip, and only a small theater can have such a lively chat. And everyone knows that I like all kinds of folk art, not only cross talk, but also storytelling from time to time, and I have also performed a little bit of opera, and so is Dagu. , learned from my teacher’s wife, but it’s all in the process of learning.”

"It's quite complicated."

"Yes, anyway, I can barely get it on the stage. Especially storytelling, Mr. Jin Wensheng and my master have taught me a lot. So I have a deep feeling for storytelling, because it is difficult, and I don't know too much until now." Qi Yuncheng at this moment It's a bit different from the state of talking about cross talk, just chatting on the stage.

"The whole story, from the court to the field, heroes, heroes and traitors. Hey, hey, it's all done by one person."

"Correct."

"I have to memorize it too, including Zan'er. What the mountains say, what the water says, what the heroes say, and what the villains say."

"Then give me an example." It wasn't in the dialogue at all, but Luan Yunping consciously flattered her.

"Golden helmet, golden armor, light yellow robe, five-strand armor sash, heart mirror, radiant hero, lion belt, tied firmly, fish couch tail, guard mouth, battle skirt with knee-knee cover, bright red Cranes are embroidered in the middle clothes, and colorful boots are covered under the feet. Sitting down is sloppy like a leopard, walking on the mountain beams like a calligraphy, walking five hundred times a day, like a cloud and a dragon entering the sky.

Yellow face, beautiful appearance, wide sky, full earth, nose with high cheekbones, majestic sword eyebrows and tiger eyes, two ears with wheels like ingots, and three black beards floating on the chest.The golden mace is waved in the hand, and the mace is ingenious when going into battle. Shake it three times, shake it three times, the soldiers will be sad when they see it, and the general will run away, and the five tiger generals will die.With a bow and arrows on his back, he is a hero, majestic and majestic.Ask about the public's name and surname, the surname is Qin, the name is Qiong, and the word is Shubao.The names of heroes and heroes are all over the world. "

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Qi Yuncheng was not complacent when he heard the news, and said calmly, "You can't speculate at all if you are in elementary school."

"I really have to carry it."

"When a storyteller enters the stage, he has to suppress the stage. His hands, eyes, body and steps, his lips, teeth, tongue and teeth, can't have any faults. If there are faults, you can't do this."

"is it?"

"If you have a problem with your legs, you can still sit and talk, but if you have a problem with your hands, you can't do this."

"What do you do with your hands when you talk with your mouth?"

Qi Yuncheng lifted his sleeves, his right hand shrank near his shoulder, "Like dragging a child!"

"Draco? Are your hands always like this?"

"We're not laughing at people, we're talking about phenomena. People are suffering like this, but they can also be self-reliant. I admire them very much, but storytellers can't come."

"Try it once."

"Okay, let's try again."

As soon as he spoke, Qi Yuncheng shrank his right hand and turned around to walk towards the side curtain. After walking a few steps and standing still, he came back again, feeling like he had just entered the stage.

After playing the field, he bowed without saying a word, but it was difficult to turn his head to get Xingmu, because his hands were on his shoulders and he couldn't stretch them out. After touching Xingmu, he straightened up, but when he wanted to shoot, he smashed himself on the table with a plop, and at the same time Xingmu's movement sounded again.

In this scene, the audience laughed up and down.

And Luan Yunping was very speechless, "Do I have to use this hand?"

"Handedness!!" Qi Yuncheng calmed down, and at the same time, his right hand nestled on his shoulder kept gesticulating, "Talking, singing and acting to persuade people, the three roads follow the middle, good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right way in the world..."

"How about it?"

Qi Yuncheng then threw his body on the table to get Xingmu, "It's vicissitudes!!"

"Good guy, I'm tired enough."

"As mentioned in the document above, the great hero was sitting in the room, when he suddenly heard the sound of swishing arrows, and hurriedly lifted his robe."

At this point in the performance, Qi Yuncheng panted pretending to be very tired. After panting, he suddenly made a big bow so that his right hand could lift up the front scarf of his coat and pull it back to his shoulders.

"Is this the coat scarf you found with your head?" Luan Yunping complained when she saw it.

"When I came to the courtyard, I saw a black shadow. I thought there was a thief, so I hurriedly pressed the swallow's wings to unwind the spring! Cang Langlang's treasured sword was unsheathed, and used a night fighting eight-fang Tibetan sword style."

The more Qi Yuncheng talked, the more excited he picked up the fan with his left hand, and then handed it to his right hand. With a wave of his right hand, he gave himself a self-kiss and half-kneeled on the stage.

After Luan Yunping knelt and helped her up, the encore ended amidst laughter and applause.

After it was over, Qi Yuncheng got off the stage to talk to his partner, then turned to the exit door to look for his wife, and her phone was still there.

And just a few seconds after he left, Yue Yunpeng finally rushed over.

He did see a lot of people when he came. After all, today he was apprenticed to the teacher, and the master and uncle were sitting in the background talking to Jiuzike.

Without disturbing them, Yue Yunpeng hurriedly looked for Meng Hetang who was staying next to him, "Xiao Meng, where is Senior Brother Yuncheng? Is the performance over?"

"It's just finished."

"Then why didn't I see anyone?" Yue Yunpeng looked around with his head full.

"Going to the next door."

"okay!"

After knowing the location, Yue Yunpeng rushed over, not in a hurry, but very happy, because it was just a boring lyrics, but I liked it very much, so I wanted to share it.

After all, it was the first sentence my senior gave.

After passing by, as expected, I saw my senior brother and my sister-in-law.

After talking and chatting, Yue Yunpeng was happy, and was going to sing at the curtain call today, hoping to see the audience's reaction.

And Song Yi clapped his hands together, suddenly realized, "He sent you the lyrics just now? I wonder why, it's inexplicable."

"Don't worry about it so much, the performance is over, let's go to the banquet and have dinner together later."

"Okay, what's there to eat then? Guo's food?"

"Ok!"

Qi Yuncheng looked at his daughter-in-law with an inquisitive look in his eyes, "It's a good thing you don't get fat, that's how fat people like De Yun are raised. After lunch and evening performances, they just eat, even in the backstage. .

After you and me, you have almost fallen into this rhythm of life. "

Squeezing his own face, Song Yi puffed up his cheeks again, "If one day I really gain weight, would you want me?"

"Don't say anything stupid, I wish I could make you fatter, every time I hold you, it's too light."

"That's impossible. My physique is like this, and I can't absorb it well."

One sentence seemed to wake Qi Yuncheng a little bit, and he immediately revealed an extremely concerned tone, "Your physique is not good, and you will have to suffer when you give birth to a child. Are you still willing to have it?"

Song Yi suddenly couldn't help laughing, and felt that her husband was anxious for the first time, "What does it matter, I haven't reached the point of being physically weak, why can't I? And the baby born will not necessarily have poor physique.

I am not a sick child now. "

Concerned about it, Qi Yuncheng didn't know that there was a huge difference between the two, but he still breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat next to him, but when he stretched out his hand and just touched it, Song Yi turned around and grabbed it tightly. , and then happily watched the subsequent performance.

There will be two more programs after that, Mr. Gao and Master and Uncle!

The audience was very excited when they performed.

However, Yue Yunpeng went back to the backstage and then came to the upper gate, and took a look at the direction of the lower gate. After all, he didn't want to disturb, the rest of the brothers followed suit, and immediately asked.

"Brother Yue, how old is your daughter?"

"Two years old! Born in 11 years, why are you asking this?"

Meng Hetang muttered beside him, "Look, you are giving birth to a daughter. Brother Luan will also be giving birth to a daughter. If Senior Brother Yun Cheng will give birth to a daughter at that time. You said that every door will be a girl, and that scene..."

"It's useless not to be poor." Luan Yunping saw that she had to say, "When Yuncheng's child is full moon, you uncles should prepare red envelopes. If you have two children, prepare double."

"Double copies are actually good. If you have a boy, you can worship Brother Luan as your teacher."

"We'll talk about it when the time comes. Anyway, when we give birth to a boy, we will take each other as an apprentice."

As partners, the two of them may not be long-term, but the relationship between the brothers and sisters has always been good, and some juniors will basically be so sure.

It's almost like exchanging hostages with the uncle and the master.

It's quite happy to just chat with a few people like this, after all, many of them are fathers, and one may be added after a while.

While chatting and chatting, it was time to end, and all the actors began to take the stage to call the curtain.

Not to mention just acting, as long as almost all the actors present are on stage, including Yue Yunpeng, who is also praised this year.

After the people stood up, Guo Degang looked at all the audience below and said, "Today is the first day of the Gangsi Festival, and the apprenticeship ceremony is quite lively. It stands to reason that Xiaoyue also has a performance today, but he is busy because he is filming outside, but he is coming back now Alright, let's talk about a new show for everyone.

Listen to what you like.

Xiaoyue come up. "

Come here a few steps.

Yue Yunpeng came between the old two with a big face happily, "Actually, it's nothing, just a fool."

"Then do you still sing or not?"

"Sing!! Is there music?" Yue Yunpeng asked.

"No! What kind of music do you want?"

"Then I'll sing." Yue Yunpeng cleared his throat. After clearing, he was unfamiliar to others, but for the first time, a song that was very familiar to Qi Yuncheng appeared.

"Ah~~Fifth Ring, you have one more ring than Fourth Ring~~

The fifth ring, you have one ring less than the sixth ring~~

Finally one day, you will cultivate to the seventh ring~~
What should I do if I reach the seventh ring~~

You have two more rings than the fifth ring~~

......"

After listening to a few words, the audience below was completely agitated.

"Did I hear that tune there? The Peony Song?"

"Yes, it's the Song of Peony, good guy, this can still be changed!"

"Xiaoyue's voice is quite interesting, it sounds really good."

……

It's impossible for the audience not to hear it, and when Yue Yunpeng finished singing, Yu Qian was standing next to him with his hands behind his back, wondering, "Isn't this all nonsense?"

"Yes!" Yue Yunpeng admitted shamelessly.

"Be careful, people will sue you! What's the name of this song?" Guo Degang asked.

"Song of the Five Rings."

Guo Degang: "Oh, about the Olympics."

Yu Qian: "Now I am taller in an instant."

Guo Degang: "That's not right!! Do you like it?"

"I like it!!" It is impossible for Yue Yunpeng to be unpopular now, and some immediately followed suit.

"Oh, I can't save you at all. You also like this broken word."

After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng in the crowd couldn't help it. There was some movement behind him. When the master saw it, he turned his head and shouted, "Yuncheng, do you have anything to say? Express your feelings?"

Qi Yuncheng came up and borrowed the microphone that Xiaoyue sang just now, "I think this song will be popular!!"

Guo Degang frowned, wondering why Yun Cheng still praised this, and said directly, "If this broken song can become popular, I am the eggplant!"

(End of this chapter)