Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 390 Draw a Guo Degang Do you love it or not? 【Subscribe】

Looking at the actors leaving at the end of the stage, Song Yi had a really weird expression, as if she was disturbing them to watch the teacher apprenticeship ceremony.

"So is it my fault? I don't want to disturb people's fun."

"Okay, take a good look." Qi Yuncheng turned around and found a chair nearby for his daughter-in-law to sit down, saying that there was no seat, how could it be possible for her to stand all the time.

After sitting down, Song Yi looked up at her husband, "What about you?"

"Why am I in a hurry, there will be a performance later on."

"Oh!"

Nodding in agreement, the husband and wife turned their gazes back to the stage.

At the same time, Guo Degang began to briefly introduce the apprenticeship amidst the applause, "Thank you, I have caused you trouble. There is a noun for cross talk apprenticeship called baizhi. It originally means to set up a banquet for everyone to eat. After eating, you know there is That's all.

But you also know that I am popular. If you invite many colleagues to dinner, they will only come to scold me.

So just keep it simple.

In addition, Yinbao replaces the three teachers..."

Guo Degang turned his head to explain the identities of the three people sitting next to him, "Introducing a teacher means introducing a student to the master. In the past, the guarantor was called a biological uncle. What does that mean? He has to be a guarantor at both ends. , but also to ensure the apprentice.

The acting teacher needs to explain, you may have seen a lot of apprenticeship ceremonies saying that the acting teacher is taught by this teacher when the master can't teach, this is wrong, the acting teacher is actually a ghostwriter, in the past..."

The explanations one by one, in fact, need not be too clear, mainly because the news media is recording them below, so I will briefly explain them.

After speaking, the whole apprenticeship process begins.

Bowing to the teacher to give gifts, and teachers giving gifts to children are basic rituals. Afterwards, several teachers came to explain some words.

There is almost nothing to watch, just a lively and fresh picture.

After Qian Qian and Gao Feng finished speaking respectively, Hou Zhen finally stepped forward proudly.

"Let me make a summary. First of all, congratulations to Mr. Guo and his apprentices. Today is a good day. Thank you for coming to witness. They have finished what they have to say.

I can only say something or nothing.

Leaving aside the things that the apprentices gave to our teachers, I don’t know where they bought them, and whether they got a discount or not.

We understand that the gifts given by the few of us are not easy.There are jade, fan and Xingmu.I don’t know if I have discovered it. Our Xingmu is very special, it is unique to the Deyun Club. It has the name of the Deyun Club and the names of the disciples, and it also writes the nine-character disciples.

We also spent a lot of time making it, what kind of work is it, we went to someone to order it that day..."

After taking the microphone, Hou Zhen started his own speech. After talking for a long time, it had almost nothing to do with accepting apprentices. It was all about the gifts.

A group of people kept waiting, constantly anxious.

But the audience was very happy to see them.

Finally, Guo Degang stepped forward and asked, "Master Hou, are you finished?"

"It's over, it's over!"

"Okay, thank you to the three Yinbao acting teachers for their speeches. Although I didn't understand any of them, I support them. In addition, I have a few words to tell the children.

Because from today onwards, you are no longer laymen, you are talking about cross talk seriously, and you have a family.It is inevitable that someone will ask you when you go to the rivers and lakes, so you must remember this sentence. "

Guo Degang looked at the children on the stage and stretched out four fingers, "When you ask, you only need to ask the four generations, for example, who is the master who talks about cross talk.

Tell people my master Guo Degang, the master is Mr. Hou Yaowen, and the master is Mr. Zhao Peiru.When it comes to these generations, if someone still asks, remember, our industry rule is to ask him again! ! "

Hahahaha!

Laughter flooded the theater, and Song Yi couldn't help laughing at the next door, and immediately turned to look at her husband, "Is this true?"

Qi Yuncheng smiled, "Well! This is the rule! Only ask these generations."

"Oh."

As soon as Song Yi agreed, the apprenticeship ceremony was actually almost over.

Zheng Xiding, as the host, immediately greeted, "Okay, then let's make a deep bow to all the audience who came today, thank you.

At the same time, our program has officially started, so we have delayed everyone. "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Amidst the warm applause, a group of people on the stage began to leave, and Zheng Xiding began to report the first program at the same time.

Today's Gangsi Festival, the program is naturally indispensable.

As soon as the program was announced, a pair of relatively unfamiliar actors performed the opening performance.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang still had performances today, so the latter hurriedly changed their clothes as soon as they left. Their show was the second one.

It's quite a hurry, and they haven't done the right thing to prepare for the apprenticeship.

And Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping are also there today, but they are the last three, so there is still a lot of time to watch the show, and it happens that he also spends this time spending more time with his wife.

It was indeed a long time since he came to the small theater with her, and after the Gangsi Festival was over, he had to be busy again, and he felt more or less guilty towards his wife in his heart.

Been busy for almost a year.

You know they just got married.

"young married woman?"

"What's wrong?" Song Yi asked curiously while sitting on the chair, his eyes were full of doubts.

"I'll stay with you for a while after this year's work is over."

"Know it."

Having been together for so long, how could a wife not understand her husband's career, "Anyway, it's almost here. Didn't Mr. Guo say that we can spare time at the end of the year? Then December is our time, right?"

Fortunately, there was Lanlan in the middle for me to play, so it wasn't too boring. "

"You really treat her like a toy?"

"Isn't the child just for fun? By the way, you said that you are going to have a child at the end of the year!" Suddenly Song Yi's expression became weird, and his voice was very soft, for fear that someone would hear it.

After all, this is a whisper between their husband and wife, it would be embarrassing for others to hear it.

Qi Yuncheng nodded happily, "Are you so excited?"

"The main reason is that Lanlan gives me a good feeling, and I can't bear to look forward to my child."

"Reality and imagination are sometimes opposite. It's like getting married. You think the wedding is so romantic, but you don't feel as tired as a dog when you come back that day?"

"I don't care, I just want my own child, and you are not allowed to go anywhere at the end of the year."

Song Yi looked clamorous at the exit door, while Qi Yuncheng was beside him very speechless, after a while of silence, he continued to look up to watch today's program.

But time passed quickly, after five or six shows, it was his turn to go and meet Luan Yunping, how could they not perform at the Gangsi Festival, especially today the audience was very lively.

The only thing is that the stage is too small, and the festival could have been held in the North Exhibition, but the apprenticeship ceremony can be much happier here, and its own place is also cordial.

It's a pity that Xiaoyue couldn't come today, he was filming, and he couldn't catch up even if he wanted to.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Painting a Fan"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

"Oh!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"Qi Yuncheng!!"

"Team Luan!!"

……

Seeing the actors, the audience was hilarious and noisy as always.

Qi Yuncheng felt the same excitement in the atmosphere. After receiving the gift, he hurried back and said, "It's the annual Gangsi Festival, and today is also the apprenticeship ceremony of the Jiuzi Division. I'm more happy than happy."

Luan Yunping nodded, "In the future, we will take care of you more as senior brothers."

"Actually, it's okay to be a senior brother, mainly the elders. Only with them can we learn and progress as disciples."

"The old gentlemen are very learned."

"That's right, and this person is actually educated and uneducated. I don't know if you have noticed that a truly educated person will not boast of his virtue. There is such a saying that a real person does not show his appearance, and he is not a real person if he shows his appearance." ?”

"Correct."

"It's the same no matter what. For example, this is a certain artist. This artist has to be recognized by others. If you admit it yourself, it will not be very good."

Luan Yunping immediately followed up, "Yes, no bragging."

"Luan Yunping's father is like this. I admire him from the bottom of my heart. You must know that the old man is a educated person, and he is proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. In this respect, he is simply amazing."

"is it?"

"I'm fine and I like to chat with his father." Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner, and did not show any real gestures. "I love to write and draw. Let alone the old man, everyone in the family draws."

"Both like to draw two strokes." Luan Yunping affirmed.

"The old man is good at painting, especially good at drawing fans. You don't need to ask for it, I will paint. It is said that when I was 50 or [-] years old, I painted a lot, and I couldn't paint when my legs and feet were bad."

The two were not touching at all, and Luan Yunping couldn't help but wonder, "My father draws with his legs, right?"

"No." Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "If he wanted to paint, most people would run away. He was able to catch up when he was young. If he caught up, he would grab the fan and go home to paint for you."

"Isn't this a cheap bone?"

"Later, when I got older, my legs became weaker, so there were fewer works."

Luan Yunping was speechless, "Then don't paint."

"Sometimes you say I'll draw for you, and the person who comes here just knelt down, oops, please don't draw, I have old and young and some young."

"As for the fact that my father is a judge? Just take a pen and die?"

Talking and having fun, both of them are in a very relaxed state of performance at the moment, and the jokes they are talking about are all old jokes, but Liang Zi is the same with different burdens, and the times are different, so a little change is needed.

Qi Yuncheng said again, "I was fooled once! My daughter-in-law gave me a fan and passed by your house, and the old man saw it.

Come on, show me quickly, you bought a fan, right?Let me draw a fan for you. "

"Is this going to be painted?"

"Are you ashamed to say no to the old man's words? Let me ask the old man what would you draw?" Qi Yuncheng seemed to be thinking about it, and after thinking about it, he suddenly responded, "Do you like to draw a beauty?"

"That's awesome."

"I said you painted ancient ones?

No need, I will draw you a big movie star. "

"Modern?" Immediately, Luan Yunping and the audience below became curious. They had heard the old man talk about painting fans, but this time the actor changed the burden.

"Draw a big movie star for you, do you love it?"

"Who is it?"

"Is Zhang Ziyi okay?"

"Look, my dad still has this ability!"

"How long can I say? Ten days."

"Not long."

"Okay, I'll be there in ten days." Qi Yuncheng turned his side, respectfully as if talking to someone, "Old man, where's my fan?"

"Zhang Ziyi agreed." Luan Yunping said.

Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed a few more times, slowly picked up the fan on the table, opened it and looked at the fan, but when he looked at his expression, there was something wrong, it was hard to tell.

"This... Do you love this Guo Degang?"

Hahahahaha!
"Good guy, why did you jump to Mr. Guo?"

"I knew I couldn't run away."

"The big actress was changed to Guo Degang? How did you draw this?"

……

The first little burden came out and Song Yi was having fun with the audience at the end gate.

Luan Yunping must have been very puzzled, "Why did you change Guo Degang?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shook his head, "It's a little darker, shorter, and fatter."

"Huo, where did all this painting go?"

"The old man said I'll draw you a picture of Guo Degang, who is also a big star, and you can still confess your master by then."

"Is this okay?" Luan Yunping was a little worried.

"It's easy! Just add a few strokes."

"Well, it was drawn like that from the beginning."

"I said how long it took. Five days! After five days, I went again. How is my fan?"

"How was the drawing this time?"

Qi Yuncheng sighed and continued to look at the fan, "Do you like landscape paintings?"

"Good guy, Master is gone?"

Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping's unearthed baggage caused laughter again, and at the same time continued to complain, "Master and landscape paintings are not next to each other."

"It's a little outrageous, but it can be made into a landscape, and I will draw you a forced demolition."

"Anyone draw this?"

"Extremely fast, in three days. I will go again in three days. What happened to my forced demolition? Wait a minute." Qi Yuncheng opened the fan again and looked, "Do you love abstract paintings?"

"Changed to abstract painting?"

"I'll draw an abstract painting for you and give you a name."

"Call?"

"The end of 2012."

"Hey, the end of the world is over."

"Draw it, I'll be there the next day. Where's my fan, old man?"

"How about it?"

"Do you love the black fan? If you love it, find someone to write it in gold."

"never heard of that."

After finishing this short paragraph, Qi Yuncheng put away his fan, "This is what his father did, but to be honest, don't look at the old man like this, but I respect it."

"Did not see it."

"It's normal to have hands that are old and trembling. It's like this when old people are old. These days I still go home to see his father..."

……

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping briefly said the beginning of a joke, and there was still a long time later, but they talked about other jokes, which were almost not touching the fan, so they skipped over.

Sometimes performances are just like this, and they don't necessarily give complete sets of big jobs.

There's a lot of little jokes coming together, and that's how they are at the moment.

After all, performing in a small theater means saying what you say.

While they were talking, Song Yi, who was watching attentively, suddenly felt a shock, and quickly took out his phone, thinking it was Yueyue or Lanlan.

But when he saw that there was no news on his mobile phone, he quickly took out his husband's mobile phone from the same pocket.

When it was time to go on stage, Qi Yuncheng put his mobile phone with her, and now he took it out for a look, and found that it was a note called Xiaoyue, "Brother, I made all the songs, and now I am rushing to play after filming." Come back, I'll send you the lyrics."

(End of this chapter)