Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 368 Husband, I want to have an in-depth exchange with you! 【Subscribe】

"Stop washing red!"

"Legend of the White Snake!"

"Call Xiaofan!"

"True truth!"

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When Qi Yuncheng asked on the stage, the audience shouted one after another from below.

There are all kinds of songs.

When a word is clearly heard.

Qi Yuncheng held onto the microphone in a dilemma, "There will be a rap "Big Truth" below, it was sung by my master, I really can't come. Because I got the certificate today, I have to ask them for a red envelope.

If you sing now, it will be a bit embarrassing, you know? "

Hearing the word embarrassment, the audience smiled, and the old couple didn't say anything.

But suddenly someone didn't know what to think of, and shouted from below, "Do you want to put energy on Xiao Yueyue's face?"

"What, measure Xiaoyue's face?? What do you think, are you not curious? You can be curious about my master's height.

I can really see it in the account book.

He is absolutely paddled today, you know. "

Guo Degang: "Shut up, you!!!"

Hahahaha!

As soon as Qi Yuncheng broke the news, everyone on and off the stage was laughing, but since Yue Yunpeng's face was mentioned, it must come.

Shaobing and Xiaosi came first, and they dragged Yue Yunpeng here. Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng who came up and waved his hands, "We don't know how big his face is, anyway, the waist of his trousers is two feet five."

"Do you have to measure it?" Xiaoyue, who was put on the shelf, was aggrieved.

"Guys, we really haven't measured it. We don't have a suitable ruler to measure it now." Qi Yuncheng was happy and asked downwards, "Who has a ruler at the scene? Is Xiaoyue's dream true? Huo oh, there is indeed one, you guys Come in to listen to cross talk and bring this? What are you doing!
Only you bring it alone? "

"Yes!" A chubby elder brother hurried over with something.

"Then it seems that the other 2000 people are all shameless (foot) people!"

A homophonic stalk, Qi Yuncheng handed the ruler to the master amidst some laughter, but this ruler is not a hard ruler, it is really the kind of rope for measuring the waist of a trouser, seeing the master coming, Yue Yunpeng wanted to cry, and burst out a sentence.

"There's no such thing as cross talk, my God, how can I perform next time."

"If you measure one, there is so much nonsense." Guo Degang who got the ruler was also curious, and put it on Yue Yunpeng's head without saying a word, but was immediately corrected by Qi Yuncheng.

"Master, you are the circumference, the circumference divided by π is the diameter."

"Really? After all, you have graduated from elementary school, so come on."

Taking back the ruler again, Qi Yuncheng walked up to Yue Yunpeng's big face, gestured from left to right and handed it to the master. Guo Degang frowned and said, "Yo, 16 meters thick?"

Yu Qian: "Huo, what happened to the city wall?"

"Okay, this can be regarded as solving the case. It has been hidden from us for many years. But let us leave this ruler as a souvenir, because Yue Yunpeng is dirty after using it, so I am really embarrassed to return it to you."

A series of fiddling is over.

Yue Yunpeng retreated, and Qi Yuncheng finally started to do his own thing, "It's up to me when Xiaoyue finishes measuring. I'll give you a "Big Truth" depending on the atmosphere!"

This time Guo Degang didn't say a word, he kicked past, the audience couldn't bear it, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to dodge and then slowly came back.

"This is all just a joke, Master, the main thing is that I want you to come with one."

"You still think about me, what are you singing?" Guo Degang listened to the child seriously with a folding fan beside him.

"Sing a five-dragon holding sage, you come first."

"Okay! Wait for me!! Why do you need to light the lamp if you don't know!!!!!!!"

With a high-pitched voice, Qi Yuncheng stood between the old couple and was numb while supporting the table, "I don't want to torture people like this."

"Come here!" Guo Degang teased his apprentice.

"Do you really think I can't sing well? Anyone who can't sing well is an eggplant!! What kind of scriptures are you reading if you are not filial to your parents!!!!"

A high octave Qi Yuncheng burst out, and immediately there was a round of applause from below.

After the applause, Qi Yuncheng quickly patted the uncle, "Master, it's your turn."

"(Broken sound) beat the monk and cursed..." Yu Qian, who was singing, suddenly reacted and snapped, "It's my job!!"

Hahahahaha!
The burden produced by the cooperation of the three people, laughter followed after another, and the performance was performed out of the box. The picture is happy and lively, and it is their pride that they can hear the audience's music.

Especially when Qi Yuncheng's eyes fell on a girl in the front row who couldn't help but smile, his eyes softened a lot, and then he stopped making trouble, and had a serious conversation with Master.

After coming.

Guo Degang called the other children up to chat and perform something.

Still the same sentence, we have to give other actors room to show

When the time came to the end, the unpacking of the Beizhan Theater was over, and the audience began to leave slowly.

But the actors can't leave yet, because the mistress has already prepared a dinner at Guojiacai, and this time Song Yi and her parents have gone.

I'm leaving tomorrow, so I'm definitely reluctant to part with my daughter, but what I'm more concerned about is the couple's wedding. The certificates are all obtained, and the wedding is coming soon.

When it comes to this, Wang Hui also reassures them that she will take care of the whole process. After all, she is a teacher who does not know how many weddings for children. .

In this way, Guo's cuisine was lively throughout the night.

However, Qi Yuncheng still didn't drink, he had to drive back at night, and the moment he got home, it was already late enough, after twelve o'clock.

The plane is tomorrow morning.

So after coming back to wash up, I basically have to go to bed quickly. Although I am not in a hurry, it is around eight or nine in the morning, but it is still quite early.

And when Song Yi returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, he looked at Qi Yuncheng but didn't know what emotion to show.

Because the marriage seems to end in a trance, and there is no sense of reality at all.

The key is not much changed from before.

"Now that we're both married, we can justifiably sleep together in front of my parents."

"Of course." Qi Yuncheng answered while sitting on the edge of the bed while looking at his phone.

"What are you looking at?"

"What else can I watch? How those paparazzi took pictures when they were looking through the certificates, no wonder the audience will know. Go to collect the certificates in the morning, and in the evening it will be in the top ten on the meager topic list."

"Is the heat good for your performance?" Song Yi approached and asked with concern.

"We really rely on a little popularity to talk about cross talk. After all, it is the information age. Otherwise, we would not need to praise it." Qi Yuncheng was telling the truth. Red to such an extent.

It can only be said that it was created by an era.

"Let me tell you, the burden that the uncle said today almost killed me laughing."

"That's right." Qi Yuncheng was also happy when he recalled that time, "My uncle has made complaints about it once or twice. He can show his invincibility since he was drunk in Fenhewan."

"Hmm! Listening to cross talk is really fun, but I have a problem now."

"What? Why do I feel like getting married doesn't change anything. "

"What else can I change? I'm not going to live anyway, and besides, I'm just getting a certificate, and the wedding is coming later."

"It's different." Song Yi suddenly smiled, grabbed the edge of the bed and slowly leaned forward, when he was about to get close to Qi Yuncheng's face, he kissed him without saying a word, and the two separated after a few seconds.

"That's what makes it special. One is stamped on the marriage certificate, and I'll stamp one for you too. But husband, I want to have a more in-depth exchange with you."

The sudden change of address made Qi Yuncheng, who wanted to continue looking at his phone, feel numb. He looked at his wife, "Aren't you going to get up tomorrow? I don't want to call you for a long time again."

"I don't care, I don't care, turn off the lights."

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It was past seven in the morning the next day.

When Qi Yuncheng got up, he took up the idea of ​​last night, but he really didn't want to get up. He had already called out three or four times, but there was no response at all, and he turned his back when he called out.

"Get up quickly, and help your parents pack up after breakfast."

"Well~~I know." Song Yi turned his back on the bed and made a voice, "It's still early, it's only seven o'clock, and I need to sleep for another 5 minutes."

"I don't care about you, let's make breakfast first."

Opening the bedroom door, Qi Yuncheng walked out, while Song Yi continued to fall asleep. After sleeping for about 10 minutes, she dazedly sat up from the bed, and her hair was already messed up.

Putting on his clothes, he slowly crawled to the bed, combed his hair briefly, and finally pushed open the door.

As soon as she went out for breakfast, she was just ready, but when she was about to get near the table, she was immediately stopped by the mother.

"Look at how messy your hair is. Go wash up and sleep late every day. After we go back, no one cares about you, Yun Cheng, don't be polite to her, or she won't be able to change it."

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng agreed with a smile.

Seeing her husband's promise, Song Yi was full of displeasure, why did he stand on the side of his parents, obviously on his side.

But in order to be able to eat as soon as possible, I still took a few minutes.

After dinner, it was almost eight o'clock.

The young couple bought a lot of things for their parents to take away, and then prepared to send them to the airport together.

It’s impossible not to go back soon. Many places have already started to work during the Lantern Festival, and they are the same, so obtaining the certificate yesterday and adding today is completely a leave of absence.

It's time for departure.

Qi Yuncheng drove all the way to the airport, but Song's father and Song's mother dismissed Song Yi as soon as they arrived.

"Yi Yi is usually a bit lazy, and I think it will be worse after you have you, so you should take care of her in the future, don't pamper her.

In addition, you are the "son" of Mr. Guo, we know you are good, everything is at ease, you can contact us for anything about the wedding. "

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng nodded immediately.

At this time, Song's father stood by and looked at the child without saying anything, he just explained a few words, "Anyway, the times are different now, and I can come whenever I have time."

"Ok!"

About one or two minutes later, Song Yi came back from shopping, looked at her, and there were more than two people who were just giving instructions, and after the instructions, they went through the formalities together and entered the waiting hall to wait.

When they went in, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi could only stop, but they didn't leave. They didn't leave until their parents got on the plane completely.

In the car going back.

Song Yi sat in the co-pilot full of suspicion, "Did my parents say something bad about me when I left just now? Can you call me away?"

"You still know that they sent you away?"

"Of course, I'm not stupid."

"Don't worry, I didn't say anything bad about you, at most I told you to eat less."

"That can't be done." Song Yi answered decisively, as if it could kill her, and Qi Yuncheng was also talking nonsense, it is a blessing to be able to eat, eat as much as she can.

But this year has been busy enough.

I also learned about Master's plan at the dinner yesterday, which is to set up branch offices in several cities. At that time, Master will go to see the listing and opening.

It's okay to say domestically, but it's more troublesome abroad.

As for the place, they went to Melbourne and wanted to establish a branch there. This is also the first overseas branch established by a domestic cross talk society.

Whether it is good or bad is not up to De Yun herself.

But it is not easy to say that cross talk can be said abroad. Master Hou Baolin also went to perform abroad at the beginning, and he went to condolences to the soldiers, which is of great significance.

Deyun herself certainly dare not say what is the significance of opening a branch, but cross talk spreads abroad, and it is more or less doing something.

No matter how much those people in later generations scold De Yun, talk about fan circles, and play traffic, at least De Yun Society has not harmed anyone, and has done things, and has given some of their own efforts.

After all, open a branch abroad and still want to make money?It's hard to make money even if you want to.

Besides, the branch may not have earned as much as the old couple coming to a big game for several months.

"Husband, husband, I almost forgot."

Just as he was thinking, Qi Yuncheng grasped the steering wheel, "It's Yueyue, I know, I will go there when the time comes, and I also told Team Luan that I will arrange it when the time comes, so I can give back to my old fans."

"No! That little girl, Zhou Gulan! It's 2013 this year, so you're going to take her in next summer?"

"Yo, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it."

In an instant, the daughter-in-law brought up two reminders. The first was that little girl Zhou Gulan, who really agreed to accept her in three years, and the second was that the system still had a task of recruiting apprentices.

Good guy, the system's presence is too low, and I haven't remembered it recently.

However, it is reasonable that this kind of experience system does not appear for a long time. If you want to keep giving it, it is estimated that his head will explode.

After all, when I received opera and storytelling last time, I really felt tired.

If you give more suddenly, you will only pile up and dare not claim it, but you have to be sure that after absorbing experience, you are indeed getting more and more solid, and it should not be a problem to get more rewards later.

"It's almost two years now, have you contacted that little girl? She doesn't know about our marriage yet, right?"

"Are you showing off your feelings?"

"Have you been in touch yet? Tell me!" Song Yi seemed to have remembered the appearance of that little girl back then. She was around 13 years old, with a playful temper, and she also liked her husband very much.

I don't know what she looks like now that she is almost 15 years old. Although two years is not a long time, this age is the time when the little girl has changed the most.

Qi Yuncheng sighed, and told the truth, "There is no connection at all, otherwise I would forget about it. It's not easy to disturb others. I guess that little girl knows what she needs after a year or two.

It's not like they pestered me to be my student or something. "

"It's true. Fifteen is more mature than thirteen. But I really want to see what she looks like. She's a pretty little girl with an interesting name."

"Come on, let her go to a university quietly. If you interrupt, I'm afraid it will come again. After all, there is still a lack of adult decision-making."

"Ah."

Song Yi nodded in the car to end this topic. In fact, it is quite nice to talk about it, because when two people get married, her motherhood will become stronger, which is an inherent emotion of girls.

But is that girl really a junior or a child?

Thinking about it, Song Yi suddenly frowned, and subconsciously muttered in his heart, good guy, that girl will be fifteen this year, and she will be eighteen in three years.

Fortunately, I acted quickly, otherwise I would pester my husband so hard...

Boys are generally hard to resist.

Why are there rivals everywhere?

His expression is getting more and more ugly, and there is really a dangerous feeling.

"Husband, so when are we going to have a baby?"

While driving the car, Qi Yuncheng was suddenly speechless, his eyes rounded slightly, "How did you jump from Zhou Gulan to having a baby? What were you thinking just now?"

"Just ask, it's nothing."

"Then you can't hold the wedding? Besides, you have to plan the expected date of delivery, don't you Renyi care?"

"No, just ask for leave at that time. Anyway, I am also a small supporting role. Let's skip a few topics, and let's talk about when you will go to the small theater."

"Look at the moon and moon. The Luan team also specially recruited some of my regular fans who were rare back then on the Internet. It's rare. How many years have passed."

……

Driving along the way, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yileng chatted from the airport to home, the former didn't know where she was talking so much.

It is estimated that after my parents left, I felt a little bit lost in my heart, and then I used words to fill it up. After all, I grew up with my parents since I was a child, and then I changed my home.

There are still some mood changes more or less, even if it is someone I like very much.

"husband!"

"?"

When he got home and opened the car door, Song Yi suddenly stood by the closed car door on the other side and was stunned. Qi Yuncheng just came out with a puzzled expression on his face, "What's the matter? What food do I want to buy for you? Tell me earlier!"

"Hey, it's nothing, I just love you so much."

"???"

After speaking, Song Yi entered the room. Qi Yuncheng stood by the car and kept thinking about what was wrong with her. It was a bit abnormal, so happy, didn't she have dinner yet?
But seeing her happy look, he must also be pleased.

Starting a family and starting a business was never even considered two or three years ago.

"Honey, come and take a look at the gift you got back from the theater yesterday, it drowned out the big white bear you gave me earlier."

"Who told you to let it go." Qi Yuncheng replied loudly outside.

"It's okay to put it on the bed last night, help me pull it out."

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