Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 367 Daughter is also the first time to kill, and she left some evidence! 【Subscribe】

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng worked desperately, Luan Yunping stood beside her and could only hold back her laughter, but she could only settle for a partner, or he would get married today.

But after a while, back to the topic, "There is no gangster who likes to play tricks like you."

"If you have something to do, you can't guarantee to ask me."

"What can I ask for?"

"You don't ask for anything? Your family is fine? Let me give you an example."

"You said."

"Hey!" Sighing, Qi Yuncheng kept thinking behind the microphone, "Nothing happened to your family recently, so let's just say your daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law is not feeling well."

"Why are you uncomfortable?"

"The prostate has committed a crime."

"Wait a minute!!!"

"Same as Uncle Wang next door."

"How can there be an uncle Wang!!"

After stopping twice, Luan Yunping suddenly pawed hard, "No, women don't have this disease."

Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed, "That leg is broken. Ask the doctor to pick it up for your wife, but it was reversed, and the two knocked their knees and rushed backwards."

"Okay, I'll marry a dog."

"Medical malpractice."

"What's the accident? It's because my daughter-in-law ran off to the hospital, and the doctor couldn't tell me to send me a dog."

Hahaha!
Different from the burden of the original joke, once the two of them talked, the audience below were all laughing.

Qi Yuncheng said again: "Anyway, I'll let you go."

"How come?"

"I asked the doctor to change the glass in his house every day."

Luan Yunping frowned, "Are you going to smash someone's glass?"

"Throwing dung is also fine, but my master said that it will only cost extra money."

"Why?"

"Think about it, scratching your head is different from scratching dung."

"Oh, your underworld is really dirty."

"If you have something to say, I have someone, and I will arrest someone and send it to you."

"You have brothers?"

"There is a child who is fourteen and doesn't go to school anymore. He hangs around with me." After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng immediately looked to the side and waved, "Good boy, you have development and ambition. People go to low places, and water flows to low places." .”

"Is it all down?"

"This is my younger brother. There is also a laid-off worker on crutches. He said that I will hang out with you too. Okay, hang out with me and be my bodyguard."

"Disability?"

"There is also a buddy who suffers from polio and follows me in a wheelchair."

After saying a series of words, Luan Yunping reacted for a while and then complained, "This is a gangster, an orphanage!"

After being harassed by the words, Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping displeased, and said clearly: "Go to Qinghe Shahe Changping County, Nankou Qinglong Bridge Kangzhuangzi, Huailai Shacheng Security and Huayuan Xinzhuangzi!"

"You're not finished, are you!!"

Hahahahaha!
I don't know what the burden is, but Qi Yuncheng said it again, and the audience below laughed as if they were trampled to death, laughing uncontrollably.

Even Luan Yunping was the same. After all, they were not arranged well, but generally speaking, they were all in very good condition.

"Be careful, I'll kill you."

"It can be seen that the gangsters are all graduated from Da Deyun..."

"I took my brothers and ran away. I am so happy. I have a good time eating and drinking. Our organization is considered to be established. Have a half bottle of beer, and a few people will get drunk."

"Too little alcohol."

"It's good to have one or two for one person, drink, eat! You'll be full! But the inside of your stomach is like Madian at 05:30 in the afternoon."

"It's all blocked up?"

"Happy when you're full, let's go, huh?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly became puzzled, and searched for his things all over his body, even lifted up his coat and looked in his trouser pockets.

"What's wrong?" Luan Yunping asked.

"Where did my phone go? Huh? I'm already in the underworld and someone stole my phone?"

"What kind of underworld."

"Excuse me, lend me your mobile phone to make a call, hey, it's still connected." Qi Yuncheng pretended to hold the mobile phone in his hand and couldn't believe it. "

"Yes."

"Hey, where is my phone with you?

Um!Here I am.

Heh, you still dare to talk to me like that?Where are you?
Four 10 minutes, you come to Qinghe to find me. "

Hearing this, Luan Yunping nodded abruptly, "Yeah! Go ahead, you're familiar with this place, you've read it twice."

Qi Yuncheng was a little speechless, and continued to yell at the person on the phone, "Okay, I'm afraid of you? I'm a person with a team, come, roll the car over. The one is on crutches, and you support me on your bicycle.

Go to Qinghe for peace. "

The audience was amused by the miserable appearance, and Luan Yunping even sighed, "Oh, this organization is amazing."

"The child supported me, and I was behind me with my waist bent, followed by a man on crutches and a man in a wheelchair."

"The underworld is too miserable, you know?"

"I'm exhausted at Qinghe." Qi Yuncheng panted while holding his phone on the table, "Where are you? We've arrived at Qinghe.

Why did you come here?See you at Gulou in an hour and a half. "

"Huh? How did it change to that?" Luan Yunping wondered.

"I'll kill you and me."

Qi Yuncheng was so angry that he continued to imitate the actions of several people, "Riding on a bicycle, leaning on crutches, and rocking a wheelchair. Halfway through the rocking, the wheelchair said: Can I quit? My hands are broken, so I won't go." .”

Don't go now?Are you plausible?Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose..."

"You're trying to support him to death." Luan Yunping stopped her while complaining, "Don't say any more."

"Call to the Drum Tower, where are you? We're here.

How did you get here?See you at the door in five 10 minutes.

Walk, walk, pedal quickly. "

"To the front door?"

"At this time, the man on crutches ran away secretly, taking the spark along the way."

"That is."

"It's just the two of us kicking like crazy. Go to the front door and make a phone call, where are you?

Why didn't you arrive just now, see you at Naihuying in 10 minutes. "

Luan Yunping pointed with her hand, "Is it a vegetable business again?"

"Come down, this child, you can ride on your own, I really can't stand it."

"The car is all for you."

"When you get to Caihuying, I said turn around and kill you. If you strangle you to death, you will die from exhaustion. How dare you steal my phone?"

"Yes, one dish name and one geographic map."

"I was looking at a bus coming, and when the door opened, the driver got down and said: next time you take the bus, be sober, you left your phone on the bus."

"Heh, it's too wrong for the three to withdraw."

The last burden was unearthed, Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone feeling uncomfortable, and then said to himself, "I didn't realize until he left, I followed 819 for a run."

"You understand this line."

"Then I thought about it, why I was so useless, mainly because I didn't have tattoos."

"Just rely on this?"

Qi Yuncheng patted both of his arms, "He has a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, but will it hurt if it's tied up?"

Luan Yunping responded, "Of course it hurts."

Qi Yuncheng: "I won't be that stupid, I'll post that with a child."

Luan Yunping: "Sticker?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I'll get a big one! It's covered all over the body, the front and the back are covered, the big red dragon looks good, and I'll wear a small gown when it's stained, but there's one problem."

Luan Yunping: "What's the problem?"

Qi Yuncheng: "People in Yanjing are not easy to deceive. I'll go to the station. There are many people from other places at the station. I will scare the outsiders. Once I untie it, the fellow villagers waiting for the train will be terrified."

Luan Yunping: "Are you really scared?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hmph, I'm from the underworld!! It's raining just now.

This group of people all backed away, retreated to the eaves to hide from the rain, I want to go there, please excuse me from the rain, this has no status. "

Luan Yunping: "What do you want?"

"I stood in the rain, and the rain stopped for more than 40 minutes. It stopped, but I spent all of it." Qi Yuncheng suddenly lowered his head and lost his momentum, looked ahead and picked up his fan tremblingly: "Quick, put the Take out all the money, I am collecting protection fees."

"Do you still want money?"

"Look at me, folks, you're bleeding, let's go.

I am from the underworld, and I still have it on my back. Look at the back. "

Qi Yuncheng turned his body sideways and pointed at his back, but after a while he played the role of a fellow villager and complained: "Which gangster have you ever seen with a tattoo of Crayon Shin-chan?"

"Hey, what's wrong with posting it?"

"I'm embarrassed, but I'm not afraid, I can sing by myself."

"Sing what?"

"Elephant~~Elephant~~Why is your nose so long?"

"I got you."

Hahahaha!

The jokes kept going on amidst the laughter, even though they already knew what the burden was, the acting styles and lines of the actors couldn't be the same.

"Going to nightclubs, you can make money even if you go there for the ladies. I like that place very much, a fashionable place. Although I have never spent money, I have always been eager to work in that place."

"Yes, you have no money to spend."

"Who said that? Haven't I received protection fees?"

"Have you collected it?"

"There is a family at the door, I went there at night, and when I entered the door, the two young ladies and that were crying.

I said it's okay, tell me something, don't cry, you have a long life? "

"Huh?" Luan Yunping had a surprised expression on her face, "Old lady?"

"Look at the age is not young, thirty.

I stepped forward and asked, what's wrong?crying like this? "

After Qi Yuncheng finished asking, he changed his role and rubbed his eyes, weeping, "The guests who came here today didn't pay and bullied people.

This is outrageous, where is it?I'll make a breakthrough for you.

One finger, thump, thump, and I'll go to that room, I said it's you?Going out to spend and still not giving money?What is this place?This is a place for jokes, can you come out without money?You are very serious, so you gave me the money. "

"How did he say."

"No!! What can you do to me?"

"What a shame."

"Heh, let me tell you, I am from the underworld, do you really not give it?

I really don't give it.

Well, if you don't give it, you won't give it. It's good for us to make friends. "

"Have you made friends?"

"In the future, you can mention me if you have anything to do!

The man was happy, ah, this is still like a human saying.

What's your name?

My name is Luan Yunping!They all call me Luan Dangdang! "

"I'll fuck you!!"

……

In the end, it was still a push, and the two bowed and took three steps back on the stage to get off the stage. At the same time, the applause from the Beizhan Theater continued.

However, the two did not return.

The big scene of opening the box is mainly when the master and the others return to the scene, and then ask the apprentices to show up when they return.

We waited until the final curtain call before coming up to chat together.

As for the subsequent performances, the veteran Deyun and Teacher Gao Feng will perform, and after the performance, it will be the master and uncle's savings.

But when Qi Yuncheng went down, he was preparing things with his seniors. After all, the audience usually gave a lot of gifts, so it was normal for them to prepare some.

Not to mention that it was the day when he and Song Yi received their certificates, so he was in a state of excitement, and in this state he could do everything neatly.

Even Luan Yunping felt that her partner seemed to be a different person, because he usually played around with Xiaoyue and the others.

"How much have you prepared?"

"Anyway, I bought it for a lot of people, so I just throw it away after the curtain call?"

"Throw it away, it will scare everyone anyway."

"it is good!"

After discussing a few words, a lot of things were piled up on the table in the backstage, and then everyone began to wait slowly for the later time, and of course some people did not rule out stealing food.

In this way, time passed by every minute and every second.

When it came time for the master to come on stage to say jokes, a group of brothers went up to wait for the time in the side screen, when the dolls were tied and the jokes for the comeback were all finished.

Guo Degang also couldn't wait to speak on the stage, "I'm stunned by the children on the side screen, let them come out first."

The words were like a force loosening the taut string, and the people on the side screen were arrows, and in an instant hundreds of people rushed directly from the side screen.

The moment I rushed out, there were footsteps and figures running around everywhere, and it was no longer the usual curtain call.

Because of this, the audience below was instantly ignited.

Because the audience could clearly see that they were holding large bags of sugar in their hands. After placing them on the table, many actors ran to the front of the stage to sprinkle and throw them desperately.

Xiaoyue, Kong Yunlong, Dalin, Zhang Helun, Meng Hetang, these people are all front-line personnel, and even Luan Yunping is happy to help together, and Yuncheng is happy to get married and get a certificate.

Brother for many years.

Not to mention Qi Yuncheng, who was also standing at the front of the stage, but he was indeed too flustered, and there might be a lot of sugar leaked on the stage between the brothers.

He picked it up next to him, but it would be somewhat inappropriate to pick it up and give it directly to the audience, so Qi Yuncheng first stood aside and ate one, and then quickly handed it to the audience who rushed over to the stage.

For a while, the Beizhan Theater could be said to be completely crazy.

As for the moment the old couple came out from the children, they all hid aside like a mouse seeing a cat. They were so crazy and ran around, how could they participate in it.

However, the old couple looked at each other, but they were both happy. Unpacking the box and getting Yuncheng's certificate, it was too lively to be considered lively.

And when everyone was bustling and restless, Song Yi who was in the front row wanted to stand up and pass.

But she was stopped by her parents in an instant. There were so many people, she was afraid that she would be squeezed, "What are you going to do? You are also grabbing your own wedding candy?"

"I want to eat."

"Don't you have it?"

"I'm done eating."

Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly came down from the stage. The moment he came down was actually nothing, because all his brothers and sisters came to the stage, and he was just one of them.

After coming down, he handed it to Song Yi and his parents, and told his wife, "Eat less! If you eat too much, your toothache will hurt."

"Oh." Song Yi couldn't help laughing when he picked up his things, but even if the audience saw it, it didn't matter, because they thought it was a random gift from the actor.

Where can I think that the real master of marriage is below.

When the last big bag was finished, Guo De had to go back to the microphone just now, "Okay! Be careful, don't be caught by the audience, these women below are very crazy."

The lively and crazy atmosphere gradually subsided, and a group of people obediently returned behind Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

"Thank you for coming today, everyone. As for why the children were making trouble just now, I also said that Yuncheng received the certificate today. I don't know why I am so happy to get the certificate."

Yu Qian added with a smile, "The child is still young, so he doesn't know that hard times are yet to come."

"That's right! I have to go through it, but I'm also very emotional." Guo Degang made gestures, "Yun Cheng was a kid when he came here, and now he's married in a blink of an eye.

It's not easy, after more than [-] years, it can be regarded as an adult and established a career.

Backstage just now I remember who ate the happiest candy.

Xiaoyue! ! "

After being asked for his name, Yue Yunpeng walked up while eating, but he didn't have time to speak when he walked up to the microphone, because he kept chewing. Seeing him like that, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and the audience below couldn't help laughing.

Finally swallowed it with great difficulty, Yue Yunpeng said happily: "Senior brother is so hot, the candy I bought is better than the one I bought when I got married, but it's a bit uncomfortable. Just now, I almost got tired of eating ten in one bite."

"Oh, you bastard! I haven't seen anything good." Guo Degang waved Yue Yunpeng to go down, and then asked the Lord to come between the two of them.

"Let's talk about it, how do you feel, what do you plan to do in the future?"

Qi Yuncheng couldn't say anything for a while, "What else can I do, live a good life."

"On your day, it was difficult."

Suddenly Guo Degang remembered something, and immediately began to complain to the audience: "You may not know that Yun Cheng's daughter-in-law used to cook at our house.

It's also his wife who likes it and said to make one. What else can I think, try the girl's craftsmanship, and come from Hubei.

In the end, my daughter brought out the dishes, and I was so salty. Then I went back to the kitchen and saw that more than half of the salt I just bought was empty, and the key point was that she fried a dish. "

Yu Qian could understand this feeling, and then said uncomfortablely, "It's also the first time that my daughter killed someone, and she left some evidence."

Hahahaha!

With one sentence, the whole theater burst out laughing inexplicably.

The uncle really deserved to be the uncle, everyone was so happy with what he said, and even several senior brothers next to him couldn't breathe from laughing, and their smiles were not less than a millimeter.

And after the old couple teased their daughter, they were really not outsiders.

Amidst the laughter, Guo De just let out a breath and was happy for the child, "You should have a good life anyway, in the future, whenever you have a child, you must choose a sweet name, otherwise it will be enough for you alone.

Forget it, come on, let's see if you want to sing more today. "

Qi Yuncheng stood between the master and the uncle. He didn't know what to sing, so he was happy and could only ask the audience, "What do you want to hear?"

(End of this chapter)