Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 363 You will pay for the hot money next year! 【Subscribe】

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stepped down, and Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian, who passed by, started to take the stage.

Applause, gifts, and flowers are all indispensable at the moment of taking the stage.

What Yue Yunpeng said was mainly to be busy receiving gifts. The master and uncle had more, and he had too, but it was somewhat less.

But when receiving presents, it is impossible for the old couple to keep the theater quiet.

Looking at the lively scene, Guo Degang said: "There are so many things, why don't we call a moving car, just now in the background I saw that there are more gifts than Yun Cheng had when he moved."

Yu Qian nodded: "Everyone is too enthusiastic."

"I really can't take it anymore. There are too many things in the backstage. Just now, Shaobing in the backstage took his own small bag of presents and passed by Qi Yuncheng's pile of things that looked like mountains!!!"

Hahaha!
The audience imagined the scene, and they were immediately happy.

But Guo Degang didn't finish his words, "Just now in the side screen we advised Yue Yunpeng not to be nervous, Yue Yunpeng said that it was unlucky to pick up the mandarin coat and take over Qi Yuncheng's place.

In fact, both of us were quite nervous. "

"Yes."

"My hands are cold. How can I get a present without a gift at such an advanced age? I just told Lord Hou that if it doesn't work, you can ask a few people to go down and pretend to be an audience, and bring up all the boxed lunches from the backstage. of."

While Yue Yunpeng was picking up things, the audience listened to the old couple talking, wondering how interesting it was.

Anyway, the stage cannot be left idle.

After a while, after receiving the gifts, Yue Yunpeng turned back to the microphone.

"My God, there are so many presents today, more than what I receive in a year. Just now, a girl said to give me a gift."

Hearing the tone, Guo Degang pointed, "You bastard, the leaves cross the river by a wave."

Yue Yunpeng's expression was a bit dull, and then he smiled, "Haha! This is a proverb, have you seen it? It's all about the waves. Master, am I the leaf?"

"You are that wave!!"

"Then who is that leaf?"

Yu Qian said suddenly, "Your master is!"

Guo Degang: "I'll fuck you!"

Hahahahaha!
The three people on the stage were very happy, and Qi Yuncheng, who was watching from the side screen at this time, did find that Xiaoyue's state was the same as he said. He might feel nervous when he was off the stage, but he was a different person when he went up. .

That kind of cheap style comes at your fingertips.

As for stripping the mandarin jacket, there must be no problem, and besides, there are old couples supporting them.

However, he didn't go down either, and stayed in the side screen with Luan Yunping and a few brothers.

At this time, Dalin quietly came up and brought two glasses of water, "Brother, Brother Luan!"

After receiving the water, both of them drank a little, and then watched the performance of the three while laughing.

But when they perform.

Song Yi, who was sitting in the front row, was restless, feeling like standing up from time to time, and kept looking towards the side curtain.

"What are you doing? There are needles under your butt, so you can't sit still."

Song's mother immediately gave her house to her daughter.

Song Yi felt aggrieved immediately, "No, I just want to see if Yun Cheng is in the side screen."

"Sit down and think about it for a while?"

"No, I'm just curious."

"Sit down, keep your back straight, you're all about to get married, if you're still like this, sit down."

"Oh!"

Song Yi nodded in her seat and agreed. She didn't dare to resist her mother's words at all, and then silently watched Teacher Guo and their cross talk.

There were burdens and jokes, and there was applause from the audience after Yue Yunpeng managed to make things right.

The purpose of stripping the mandarin jacket is to highlight the armor, otherwise he would not use the mandarin jacket to praise people. For the last bottom, the uncle also used a cricket.

Although the structure is the same, the actors who have burdens have added their own.

So after more than 40 minutes, the audience watched with great enthusiasm. After all, Uncle Yu can finally say that he is not the same as when Qi Yuncheng took off his jacket.

The audience still remembers that scene.

When the applause ended, many people were muttering.

"It's an easy one for the old man. The old man who stripped the mandarin jacket almost died on this stage last time."

"Hahaha! As soon as I mentioned this, I couldn't help laughing. It's okay to dig out all the work."

"It's not bad today, Xiaoyue's cheap look is also quite fun."

……

Amid the applause, Yue Yunpeng finally got off the stage with a sigh of relief, and was surrounded by a group of people when he got off.

Knowing who the master is going to praise, I am happy for Xiao Yueyue, after all, it is not the previous Deyun, if those who did not leave before are still in Deyun.

With those few personalities that no one is used to, it is estimated that the backstage will not be as harmonious as this.

It was indeed too crazy, and everyone scolded them when they saw it.

When they got backstage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were immediately telling Xiaoyue about the performance just now. This kind of immediate reminder can make the child grow up. Tell me what is bad and what is good, and you will be able to improve next time.

The rest of the words are almost far away.

This can be regarded as a rule of being a master's apprentice. If you tell others, they won't listen a little, because everyone is different.

When speaking, Yue Yunpeng kept nodding in the large backstage of Beijing Exhibition, trying to understand every word and sentence, and quickly asked if he didn't understand.

Now he is aware of the pressure on his body. If he really doesn't understand and holds back, it will only get worse and worse.

After talking for about half an hour, Gao Feng was about to come down, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian reluctantly interrupted what they were saying to Xiaoyue, and then went on stage.

The moment you take the stage.

The brothers and sisters immediately rushed over again, everyone is happy today, everyone is very interested.

But Yue Yunpeng was different. When he thought of something, he found a few people and quickly said something.

"Senior Brother Yuncheng is getting engaged, do you know that?"

"Huo, it's true."

"You all don't know?"

"If you know I'm an eggplant, how long will it be?"

"I don't know either, Master told me just now."

"Fuck, then I have to ask, hurry up."

……

A group of people's words fell.

Shaobing, Xiaosi, Xiaoyue, Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, Xiaozhuan, Yan Hexiang, Dalin and others all moved towards Qi Yuncheng who was talking to Luan Yunping on the other side.

Looking at the large group of people, Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "What do you want to do, fight in groups, don't you?"

Shaobing was the fattest, grabbed Qi Yuncheng, and then began to ask things with his broken voice, anyway, he had to ask if it was true, after all, Xiaoyue was just talking about it.

After the question was confirmed to be true, a group of people in the background were excited.

Of course, it's not that Qi Yuncheng didn't tell them, it was only confirmed yesterday, there was no time to say more, so don't you know now?

After knowing it, there is no time to stop during the backstage period.

It was the master and the uncle who performed for a long time before they went up to watch.

At the end of the performance, the old couple made another big encore. After the encore, they shouted loudly, and the actors in the side scenes poured out again like a rising tide.

Guo Degang is really happy to see a large number of people, which change every year.

"This is the end of today's official program. The following is our last link. If you like anyone, you can call out. There are so many actors for you to order."

The voice comes out.

Crash.

The theater also began to boil.

And the words Qi Yuncheng are almost inseparable from those who shout.

Seeing this scene, Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other and smiled wryly. It seems that there are quite a few people who like him.

But they also knew that half of the people wanted to call out Yun Cheng and hurt him in front of them. They liked it so much.

I don't know what to think.

After the noisy shouting, Guo Degang picked up his fan to suppress his voice slightly, "Then what can we do, the sign has turned to Qi Yuncheng, let him come out first.

Come. ”

With a single word, Qi Yuncheng was pushed up by a group of people behind, and then stood between the two elders without saying a word.

"What's wrong? Are you talking?" Guo Degang asked.

"I have nothing to say." Qi Yuncheng looked aggrieved, "The audience just called me out to embarrass myself."

"Ouch!" Guo Degang said happily, "It's been a long time in recent years, and I know it's embarrassing. Now that the audience calls you, you just come one, don't waste time."

"Okay! Let me perform a head-touching kill!!"

"What the hell is this?"

"Look!!"

Picking up the fan on the table, Qi Yuncheng faced the old man's side, stretched out one hand to touch the old man's flower roll, and stabbed the old man's stomach with the other hand holding the fan. After stabbing, Qi Yuncheng hurried to the back.

Then there was a bewildered uncle and the audience laughing wildly in front of him.

Emotional touching and killing is really a touching and killing.

When Guo Degang saw this, he was overjoyed, "This is pretty nice, how does your uncle's head feel?"

"what!"

After Yu Qian flinched, he ran back in a hurry, begging for nothing to drag Qi Yuncheng out, of course he didn't actually touch the uncle's hair.

But the uncle didn't let it go, he dragged Qi Yuncheng and said, "That's not okay, just touch me for a while, hit me for a while, my hair is messed up.

Next year, you will pay for the hot money. "

Hahahaha!

"Niuuuuuuuuu! The uncle is really your uncle, so it's false."

"Uncle is so fun, no wonder the cross talk queen."

"Anyway, smoking, drinking, and getting your head permed, it doesn't matter how you do it."

……

"Oh, it's alright." Guo Degang protected his child from the side of the table, "The boss is not young, and he still talks about children."

Yu Qian: "No, he touched my hair, do you know that I have a lot of money permed?"

"That's enough, I'll give you the money I burned my head."

"Is your head hot?"

The old couple talked and had fun, not only the audience was happy, but the actors on the stage were also like this. After sealing the box, they had to have fun no matter what.

But Qi Yuncheng didn't want to come any more, he still wanted his senior brother to show his face, so he decided to go down again, but the master glanced away, even if it was just a look, he knew he didn't want him to go down.

Come as many as you can, and the audience also likes to watch him when he is happy to seal the box, so it doesn't matter at all to praise Xiaoyue today, because there are times when he shows his face.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to leave, and the master just passed the words, "You want to pay your uncle money?"

"No, I have no money, and I won't give it if I die."

"Look at how our kids are doing it."

"Don't talk about me, let me talk about you two."

For a moment, Guo Degang and Yu Qian's eyes were on the child, "What are you talking about?"

At this time, Qi Yuncheng thought of something, "You two perform very well, everyone should be able to see it, but there is a small detail that may not be noticed."

"What details?" Yu Qian asked with his hands behind his back.

Qi Yuncheng pointed at the table in the middle of the table, "Just put a small note on it."

"Hey, I let you tell me all my business secrets." Guo Degang subconsciously applauded, but he didn't know what the child was going to do, so he just kept talking.

Qi Yuncheng spoke again: "He may not be able to remember many programs, and it may have something to do with his age."

Guo Degang waved his hand, "I was like that when I was 12 years old."

"But Teacher Yu is very smart and tacit, so Teacher Yu secretly covered him with a handkerchief." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and picked up the white handkerchief and put it on another white handkerchief.

Guo Degang opened it immediately when he heard this, "Shall I cover it with him?"

Yu Qian also laughed, "Is this called tacit understanding?"

"I'm afraid that the audience will see it, saying that there are two big hooligans...uh... the big actor can't recite the words when he talks about cross talk."

"Wait for me, what's the big deal, grandson, speak your mind."

Hahahaha!

The audience liked to hear this, and Qi Yuncheng did what they wished, he gave a bald mouth, and then he was dragged by two people as if he had to be quartered.

"Master, do you know if you are a junior!" Qi Yuncheng said.

"Nonsense, I care about you."

"Let's just say you two have a tacit understanding."

Guo Degang let go of his hand, "If you do it like this, I won't be able to see it either."

"But if you have an idea, just pretend to wipe your sweat. Everyone, go back and look up old videos. My master often wipes his sweat because of this. Watch it when you wipe it and remember it.

At first I saw it this way, but later I got older and couldn't see clearly, so I picked up a handkerchief. "

Qi Yuncheng picked up a white handkerchief to wipe his sweat at first, lowered his gaze slightly, and pretended to be similar, but the next second his eyes seemed to be on the table.

The old couple knew what burden it was, and shook their heads one after another.

Guo Degang complained, "I thought there was a mirror on it."

"But one time during a performance, I really sweated, and I wiped it off after picking it up."

The white handkerchief was in his hand again, and Qi Yuncheng kept wiping his forehead and the back of his head, but when he reached the back of his head, he immediately said something.

"Hey, when I was wiping, I accidentally brought the note up and rubbed it on the back of my head. My master doesn't know, but Teacher Yu can see it as a fan."

Seeing himself mentioned, Yu Qian looked at the child and hurriedly said, "We have a tacit understanding."

"Yes, the two of them have a tacit understanding. Teacher Yu is talking about cross talk."

As soon as the words fell, Qi Yuncheng, who played Uncle Yu's Fan, stretched out his hand slowly to the back of the master's head, patted it lightly, and muttered: "It's so hard!!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Qi Yuncheng yelled, and also slapped his hands, big or small.

The audience and a group of actors behind the stage were completely blown away, and bursts of laughter sounded like mountains and seas.

Nothing else, just as brave as the sky.

Guo Degang felt a light pat from the child, and touched the back of his head with his right hand. After the touch, he directly stretched out this hand to hit the person.

But Qi Yuncheng had already run away with a smile, and quickly took a few steps to the side.

Yu Qian's words were even more joyful, and he said with a smile: "I even wonder if Yun Cheng came with a mission to seal the box today, and made a bet with someone, right? Touching the heads of the two of us will give you [-]?"

"No, it's only eight yuan." Qi Yuncheng responded, and at the same time continued, "It's the tacit understanding between you two."

"You need to say it!!" Guo Degang deliberately shouted at the apprentice who dared not approach.

Yu Qian: "This is your apprentice."

Guo Degang: "No one has touched my head when I grow up so big, only my master has touched my head."

Yu Qian: "Me neither."

"Oh! The more you think about it, the more angry you get!" Guo Degang sighed, and immediately picked up his fan and walked towards Qi Yuncheng, "Come on, come here for me, let's have a good chat."

"Oh!!!"

"Hahahaha!"

It's impossible to be angry, just like a fan, the greater the reaction of the fan, the better the effect. Now Guo Degang is doing this role, so there are a lot of laughter.

And the audience saw that Qi Yuncheng was able to quarrel with Master like this, besides being happy, there was more of a kind of warmth, how could it be so good?
After a while, when Guo Degang was sent back by several apprentices, he said again, "I've been wary of him every year when I seal the box, but I'm not wary anymore. I have to give all the eight yuan to me later."

Yu Qian: "Hey! I'm still thinking about this, but I still have to take four dollars."

"I understand the roots of children, we are both shameless."

"I'm better than you."

"Your words are shameless enough."

The old couple hated each other, I don't know why they were so happy when they sealed the box today, and then quickly recruited Xiaoyue to chat.

"This kid is called Yue Yunpeng, and he's much better than his senior brother. Except for his style being a bit cheaper and his ability to do nothing, everything else is fine. Let's see what you're here for."

"I don't know anything, so why don't you come, let me have a bamboo board book."

"this is okay."

"When I first practiced bamboo board calligraphy, my master said it was useless, and I couldn't use it on stage. Once I went to my master's house and found that he was practicing at home. I vaguely felt that this thing was still useful.

Because my master knows it all, it's a chicken thief. "

"Yeah!" Yu Qian nodded calmly, and added, "It's a chicken thief, I understand."

Guo Degang yelled: "You are all going crazy, why am I sealing the box today?"

Yue Yunpeng had a big smile on his face, and he was ready to sing with a few boards in his hand.

"It's called Shuiman Jinshan Temple, listen to it everyone.

The beautiful scenery of West Lake is very impressive~~

The clear and beautiful water lining the mountains~~
Golden thread willows are planted on the shadowy shore of this lake~~
Jinshan stands for thousands of years~~

Poetic and picturesque, this person is intoxicated~~

The tourists are so happy and happy to linger~~

Xu Hanwen went to West Lake to visit the beautiful scenery~~

I met the two great immortals, the two snakes in green and white~~

The white lady saw that Xu Xian had feelings~~
Borrowing an umbrella on a boat is matched with marriage~~

On this day, husband and wife sit together and drink fine wine~~
The white lady didn't know that the realgar was in it~~
Accidentally drank this realgar wine~~
The original shape is a big plate~~
......"

(End of this chapter)