Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 362 If I Were a Cowherd, I Would Even Want the Queen Mother! 【Subscribe】

Meng Hetang, Zhang Yunlei, Zhang Helun, and Yan Hexiang talked about the opening group cross talk on the stage of the North Exhibition. They are often together and have long been used to performing together.

After all, the first few have the title of the four sons of Deyun.

After the performance, Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong from Jiuzike performed "Sifang Poetry"

Shaobing, Cao Heyang's "Writing Pairs"!
Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie's "Bell Spectrum"!
One program after another goes down.

Because it's box sealing, today's time is the most, with a full four hours of performance time, so the program has already been planned to nine.

Among these nine, almost many familiar actors have performed, but what the audience is most looking forward to is naturally a slightly later show.

For Qi Yuncheng, Xiaoyue, and Mr. Guo, Gao Feng's words are still second to none.

And when the show came to the penultimate fourth, the audience of more than 2000 people had already entered the most excited state.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

"Oh!!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!"

"Luan Ran Ran!!!"

……

The hostess announced the curtain, and then went down after the report, and the voices of the actors were already in high spirits.

And when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came up together with their coats on, the scene was even more lively. I don't know how many gift givers came, big and small.

Wave after wave, even Song Yi was surprised when he saw it, because there were many girls standing in front of him.

No wonder my boyfriend has a room full of those things.

When I cleaned up that day, I was quite exhausted.

It was hard to get all the presents up, but there were too many and blocked them, so the side screen called a few more people to help bring them down, and it took several waves to finish.

"Thank you everyone! Seeing so many beautiful and exquisite gifts, I must be happy as an actor, but it's too expensive."

"Yes."

"As for being pretty, the hostesses were pretty pretty just now, and I think they can catch your attention, to be honest." Qi Yuncheng pointed in the direction of the backstage a little bit, "Other units have more wolves but less flesh, and our Deyun Society is wolves and meaty."

"What about the host." Luan Yunping retorted.

"The host was rented by us. My master said that whoever said a word to the host would be fired. I didn't understand until later."

"Understand what."

"These four are my teachers' wives!!"

"It's Chinese New Year, don't spread rumors, say something good."

Qi Yuncheng thought for a while, "Say something good? Then let me talk about my master."

"this is okay."

"My master recently had a problem... passed away!!"

"Don't worry, give me ten seconds." Luan Yunping seemed to have some idea, she stopped on the spot, and at the same time hurriedly talked to the audience below.

"Do you have a mobile phone, please take it out and take a picture. We have to record this, because the next program will have my master, so I can tell him the old man."

After saying a few words, Luan Yunping turned to look at her partner and asked, trying to get something out of her mouth, "What's wrong, Master?"

"The body is great!!!"

Qi Yuncheng quickly extended a thumbs up to praise, and the audience held up their mobile phones and were happy to hear it. They could see his desire to survive, but Luan Yunping waved his hands a little bit unwillingly.

"No, that's not what you said just now, you said that my master passed away!!!"

"That's what you said!!!" Suddenly Qi Yunxiang was startled, pointing to the audience's mobile phones, "The following is all recorded, you can't run away, De Yun's lover has betrayed you.

New Year's Eve, what do you think? "

"No! It's not what I said, you said."

"It's all recorded."

Luan Yunping had no other choice, she supported the table with both hands and had no choice but to change her words, "Can I re-record the one where Uncle Yu passed away?"

"Then you are really Master's beloved disciple!"

Hahahahaha!
At this moment, the audience was completely amused by the other side of Team Luan.

"Sure enough, he is a lover, no wonder Mr. Guo loves him so much."

"After two years of cooperation, Team Luan has been completely assimilated by Qi Yuncheng. This couple is so fun."

"What's wrong is Luan Dangdang, even Uncle Yu wouldn't care."

"When it comes to routines, it has to be Qi Yuncheng, and Dui Luan is jumping into the pit by himself."

……

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping was helpless, "Shall we talk about cross talk?"

"Tell me! Can't you talk more about the New Year's Eve? Tell me about you."

"I have nothing to say."

"People are very kind, especially when they grow up together. You have to think about whether it's appropriate to play with others. Luan Yunping is different. We are more brothers."

Luan Yunping nodded affirmatively, "We have friendship."

"In the backstage, sometimes there is a performance in Deyun's small theater. He and the backstage are hungry, and what can they eat in the backstage? The small restaurant next to it is called a bowl of beef noodles."

"I love this."

"It's steaming hot, and the beef noodles are here." Qi Yuncheng turned and gestured to the table, "He picked up his chopsticks and hasn't eaten yet. When he sees me coming in, he must put down his chopsticks. Come, eat some."

"Yes, take a bite first." Luan Yunping added generously.

"Of course a bowl of noodles is worthless, because of this kind of heart. He used to smoke and drink, young man, seeing the uncle like this, he followed suit: Come on, smoke one.

I hurriedly said, what am I going to take, and I don’t know how to smoke.

But he still lets in every time. "

"Yes!"

"Drink beer in summer to cool off the heat. I just opened it." Qi Yuncheng made a movement of picking up the bottle with both hands, and reached out when he got up late, "Come on, drink first."

"When it's hot, you have to take a bite." Luan Yunping kept clapping.

"No need, I don't like drinking, anyway, Luan Yunping doesn't like it, I remember when I entered the theater and opened the door in those years, he and his girlfriend were eating.

see me.

Have a bite. "

"Just take a sip of anything, is this a matter of letting go?" Luan Yunping widened her eyes and gasped.

Qi Yuncheng spread his hands with a helpless look on his face, "I hadn't been in a relationship at that time, and I blushed from talking about it. There's nothing I can do, just take a sip."

"I'll go to you."

Hahahahaha!
More than 2000 people were laughing, and when Qi Yuncheng looked at the front row, he found that his girlfriend was the same, because of cross talk and reality, she could still separate.

He spoke again after a while.

"At that time, he was young, who was not seventeen and who was not eighteen, but later I told him not to be like this, don't make out with this one, so many people are watching.

After talking about it a few times, it was changed. "

Qi Yuncheng said while looking at both sides of the stage, "The upper door and the lower door, the side curtain, that is, the cloth, wrapped in it with his girlfriend and eating.

But folks, you think we will finally have a show. "

"Correct."

"Luan Yunping came at three o'clock in the afternoon, and we have to start the show at 07:30 in the evening. No matter what, we have to tear this cloth."

"Huo, how long have I been? Are you not hypoxic?" Luan Yunping complained in shock.

Qi Yuncheng ignored his words, looked at the audience and continued, "Our host ripped the cloth apart with a bang, and two people were exposed. He was also ashamed, it wasn't me, I was Qi Yuncheng!"

"What a mess! You're just thinking about it, right?"

"Speaking of this, it turned out to be very good. The two got married. I hope that all lovers in the world will get married in the end. It's a pre-determined event so don't miss the marriage."

"Thank you."

"I have a characteristic of this person. I am happy when someone is married or something. For example, if someone is married and invites me to make my heart happy, it doesn't matter how busy I am."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to Luan Yunping, "When he got married, I happened to be outside, but that's okay, I took the car overnight."

"Yo, too much running around."

"Just to attend your wedding, write an inscription first when you enter the door."

"Still writing?"

"You got married and brought a lot of literati, so I have to write too."

"Write what?"

Qi Yuncheng took out his fan and shook it a few times, "I wish Comrade Luan Yunping's wedding better and better."

"How many times do I plan to do it? It will be better and better."

After talking in a flattering manner, pieces of laughter wafted out from below.

The audience had a good time.

There are also many actors on the side screen, especially Yue Yunpeng, who will take off his mandarin jacket next, and come here to watch the performance of the senior brother in his mandarin jacket, which can be regarded as easing his nervousness.

After all, the master wants to praise himself, so he has to agree.

But Guo Degang also came to visit from time to time, not to see Qi Yuncheng, don't worry about his cross talk, mainly to see his daughter and in-laws.

Yue Yunpeng also noticed it at this time, and asked in a low voice, "Master, sister-in-law and the others are here too?"

"Of course, engaged."

"Really? Then the suits made in Deyun Huafu are useful again. I, Shaobing, Luan Yunping, Xiao Zhui'er, Cao Heyang, Yan He and others have made twenty or thirty pieces together."

Yue Yunpeng must be happy, but Guo Degang knocked him on the head, "Think about your own performance first, Yuncheng's wedding is still early."

"Ah."

Scratching his head, Yue Yunpeng continued to watch his brother's performance, and at the same time reckoned that he would have to spread the news later.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng continued to perform on the stage.

"I've only been in three or four."

Luan Yunping: "Yes, I will become more and more experienced later on."

"That's what I mean. I'm very willing to go when he asks me for the wedding. I don't want to go to the funeral. I'm conflicted in my heart when I say who's gone and who's going to go to the funeral.

But if it's Master's funeral, I still have to go. "

"how?"

"I'll have to see if it's true."

"Okay! I hate it like crazy."

"What does it mean to be crazy about hatred? My master is a chicken thief. He is in good health, so he uses this method to provoke some rebellious actors. In short, I am very willing to touch these happy things during the Chinese New Year."

"Yes, you are happy."

"Especially why do the audiences of TV dramas in our country hope that there will be a happy reunion at the end?"

"It's what people want."

"All these folk legends and traditional stories in our country actually end with a happy reunion, and they are all based on the psychology of the common people."

"Correct."

"I also like to study this. There are four folk legends, do you know all of them?"

"I don't know."

"Look!" Qi Yuncheng counted with his fingers behind the microphone, "Meng Jiangnu, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Legend of the White Snake, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, you all know that."

"That's true."

"Meng Jiangnu, folklore, Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall! The Legend of the White Snake is more familiar to everyone, so I won't go into details. The white snake accidentally reappeared in its original form. Xu Xian was frightened to death when he saw it, and then the white snake stole the celestial grass to save his life." , but there is still a estrangement in the married life.

Later, the White Snake made a buckle with Xiaoqing. One day after eating, Xiaoqing went to the kitchen to fill up soup, and shouted: "This is amazing!" ! "

"what happened?"

"I saw a big worm! Xu Xian saw it again and ran to the kitchen with the white snake. The white snake pointed at it with a sword. The snake dropped a white handkerchief, just to clear up the suspicion."

"Correct."

"Lang Jun!" Qi Yuncheng handed over the handkerchief with both hands, "Now you will believe that I am not a big bug.

Oh, Xu Xian is very emotional, lady, I know you are not a goblin, you are a tm juggler! ! "

Hahahahaha!
After swearing, Luan Yunping and the audience laughed.

"What a mess this is."

"Folklore."

"Tales also tell of tricks and bad language."

"And Cowherd and Weaver Girl know, right?"

"This is familiar."

"The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are also idle and have seven daughters."

"Just give birth to children in your spare time?"

"The gods have the fun of gods, and then the seven girls went to take a bath. While they were soaking, a cowherd came. What does the cowherd do? It's the one standing at the door of the nightclub sometimes at night."

"Stop talking about you." Luan Yunping waved her hand.

"Clean and tidy, and then pick up..."

"Not that cowboy."

"No? I look good with a permed head and a cigarette. No wonder the uncle can make a fortune and open a racecourse. I think I have found my roots."

Finish talking.

The audience below booed.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping couldn't help laughing at each other, especially the audience, because they knew who they were talking about.

"You better know the word?"

Luan Yunping: "Who said this? Besides, I have nothing to say."

Qi Yuncheng: "Then I don't have any, don't make trouble, they have spent money."

Luan Yunping: "Who is arguing with whom?"

After teasing and holding the two people talking happily behind the microphone, they are also really happy. They have entered a good place in today's box-sealing atmosphere, otherwise these gossips would not have appeared.

"Look, it's all because of you. I forgot everything I said, so let's start over. The four hostesses just now are all my mistresses."

"Where did you come from? It's too far around." Luan Yunping pawed, and there was another burst of laughter from below.

"It doesn't matter where you come from, try to say more, and don't let my master and uncle play, then I will be successful in sealing the box today."

"Yes." Luan Yunping smiled and nodded, "Then you really sealed the box."

"In the end, the Cowherd got rid of the seven Weaver Girls."

"Wait a minute, not seven, the seventh."

Qi Yuncheng frowned, and put his hands in his hands, wondering, "Is that so? I thought the Queen Mother was angry and took away all seven of them."

"Dude, that's what you thought."

"That's what she thinks of me."

"What about you?"

"I even want the Queen Mother."

"Huo oh!!!" Luan Yunping used her voice to dig out the burden, in order to give an emotion, so that the audience could feel it.

After turning it out, there were indeed a lot of laughter.

Qi Yuncheng continued: "In the end, the couple will meet each other on July [-]th every year, and there is the last fourth story, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.

This is a story from the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Zhu Yingtai is a girl and Liang Shanbo is a young man. They met when they went to school together.But Zhu Yingtai behaved like a kid, when I asked what your name was, they told me, my name is Liang Shanbo, you go to our place, we have [-] heroes, and the elder brother is called Song Jiang. "

"I've never heard of it. Why do you keep talking nonsense? It's called Liang Shanbo."

"The two of you are pretty good anyway. Later, Zhu Yingtai used various metaphors to say that the two of us became a couple, but she appeared in the form of a man. Liang Shanbo didn't agree. When she found out about the news, she went to her family to propose marriage. It was too late to find out."

"how?"

"Because she had been betrothed to the son of the local prefect, Liang Shanbo fell ill when he knew he was going back, Zhu Yingtai wrote him a letter and sent it back, but he still died later.

On the day of my wedding, I had to ask the sedan chair to pass in front of Liang Shanbo's grave, just to have a look.

After that, the grave was opened, and sparks shot out from inside. "

Luan Yunping: "Huh?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Zhu Yingtai is wondering, is there oil in it?"

Luan Yunping: "What a mess, is Zhu Yingtai a well digger?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Seeing that Zhu Yingtai was very urgent, she jumped in with a plop."

Luan Yunping: "That's still oil."

Qi Yuncheng: "The tomb will be closed, and then two moths will come out when it is opened."

Luan Yunping: "How disgusting, that's called a butterfly."

Qi Yuncheng: "Talking about the two butterflies, they still have leopard print."

Luan Yunping stretched out two fingers speechlessly, "What's the matter with the two pants coming out? Did you take them off inside?"

"Happy ending, I lived a happy and happy life inside."

"What's all this?"

"In short, we don't live as a couple, but we die as a couple, singing and dancing in the sky, but we don't want to be lively, we have to sing, and use various forms of singing and folk art to perform the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."

"Then you come."

……

……

Going on and on, Qi Yuncheng sang Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai in various styles and folk arts. After singing for a while, when it was time to comment on the opera, the two began to divide their roles.

"Cooperate, I will play this Zhu Yingtai, and you will play Liang Shanbo."

"can."

"At this moment, you are already lying on the hospital bed to die, but if you die, there is no such thing as you, and you have to wear a cloth."

While speaking, Qi Yuncheng picked up the big white handkerchief on the table, "I'll cover it for you, you don't need to do it, what a status you are."

"What kind of identity is this?"

"After you cover it, you have to cry when I sing."

"I can't cry, I can't cry about anything."

"Come on, try."

Covered with a white handkerchief in her hand, Luan Yunping's head is the same as the wedding red hijab, but it's white, so the audience can't tell how "festive" it is when they see this.

After it's done.

Qi Yuncheng turned to look at the audience, "Let me introduce this story first. These are the four major folk legends, and the first one is called Meng Jiangnu."

"Are you talking about it? I'm about to suffocate." Luan Yunping took off her white hijab and complained.

"It's easy to recover after death."

"I haven't heard of it, you have to sing."

"Re-cover. I'm first a tone, and then a dark board."

Once again staring at his partner's white hijab, Qi Yuncheng looked at it with a smile, "Be careful, don't let supernatural phenomena appear on the stage, forget it, let's sing first, the first one is the tune of Pingju.

It can be said that it is Brother Shanbo~~Little sister, I have hurt you~~"

After singing about two lines, suddenly the audience below became more and more happy. Qi Yuncheng didn't know what was wrong, but when he looked back, he found that Luan Yunping had been blowing air when her head was covered, so the white hijab floated up from time to time.

Apart from anything else, Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan and beat it.

Luan Yunping quickly pulled off the white hijab, "What's wrong with you, why did you hit me?"

"Where's you liar?"

"I told you I was choked up."

"You're breathing well, who can stand this one, it's late at night, good guy, the dead body was boiled in the pot just now, you know?"

"Hurry up and sing."

"You must cry!"

"impossible."

"Zhu Yingtai's cheeks were filled with tears ~ I shed a little bit of tears~~I think I studied in Hangzhou for three years~~You are kind and I love our childhood sweetheart~~I heard that Brother Shanbo was seriously ill~~
……

......"

Sing down sentence by sentence.

This time, Luan Yunping, who was covered, stopped blowing her hijab, but from time to time she raised her head and peeked at Qi Yuncheng. Qi Yuncheng hurriedly beat him down while singing. After a while it started blowing again.

Because she sang for too long and couldn't hold back, Qi Yuncheng stomped her feet in the end, and Luan Yunping was suddenly startled, which made the audience laugh even more.

When the audience laughed, Luan Yunping took off her white hijab and cried while propping herself on the table.

"Oh My God!!"

"Why are you crying?" Qi Yuncheng stopped singing and asked.

"You stomped on my foot!!"

……

The chatter fell.

After the two performed, they bowed and stepped off the stage with smiles on their faces.

And the audience below burst into loud noises, nothing else, whether it was the beginning or when Luan Yunping covered her white hijab, they couldn't help laughing.

So when it was over, I shouted out my excitement.

"Hahaha! This kick is really a good partner."

"it is good!!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping love you so much!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Amidst the restlessness of the audience, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Yue Yunpeng were already waiting on the side screen.

After seeing their performance, Yu Qiandu sighed: "The two of them are getting more and more solid. It seems that it is right to participate in less things. The control of the venue and the performance of the show are very good."

Guo Degang also had to admit that this is really a year-by-year improvement, both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have improved a lot.

What Yue Yunpeng said, he stood by and didn't say anything. It was really difficult for him to go through the atmosphere below, but fortunately, it was a cross talk between three people, supported by the master and uncle.

After tidying up the nice black mandarin jacket a few times.

The host went out to report.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Jacket"! Performers Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, Yu Qian!!"

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(End of this chapter)