Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 325 It's so vulgar, I have to report De Yun myself tomorrow! 【Subscribe】

The 6000-seat stadium exploded piece by piece.

Qi Yuncheng wanted to laugh even when he was standing on the stage. This is the true nature of human nature, so he had no choice but to speak again.

"Please be quiet, everyone, there are only ten minutes left, try to save time."

The voice fell.

The audience cooperated unbelievably, and they almost fell silent in three or four seconds. Of course, there was still some restlessness. There was no way there were too many people, but it was not bad.

It can be seen that everyone wants to hear it very much, no matter if it is from old men or young girls and big daughter-in-laws.

But still a rant.

"I'm also crazy. I'm singing this to you, but speaking of it, I learned it from my master when I was eleven or twelve years old."

"Huo!" Luan Yunping suddenly shouted in surprise, "Then you have enlightened early enough."

"But it can't be called Shibamo, that's too vulgar, so change the name to "Warm Hands" and dedicate it to everyone. Come on, don't delay!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Amidst the applause, after Qi Yuncheng brewed his feelings, he directly threw out a high-pitched singing voice through the microphone.

"Midnight~~Third night~~"

Hahahaha!

When the first sentence came out, the audience laughed in their seats, but they didn't expect it to be true.

And hearing the laughter, Luan Yunping also happily said beside her, "This is what you all want to come, and you might be blocked after tonight."

Qi Yuncheng continued to sing: "Sleep, why can't I sleep~~ Touch your head and feet to relieve your heart~~ Chiba, Longdong, choking, choking~~"

"Hey, stretch out your hand and touch it, right next to my sister's hair~~ My sister's hair is fresh with sweet-scented osmanthus, scold me, boom, choke, choke~~"

"Second, stretch out your hand and touch it, it's on top of my sister's eyebrows~~ My sister's eyebrows are like willow leaves, scold me, boom, choke, choke, choke~~"

"Three, stretch out your hand and touch it, touch it, above my sister's eyes~~ My sister's glances are pitiful, please scold me~~"

"Si, stretch out your hand and touch it, it's right next to my sister's nose~~ My sister's nose is like a small golden mountain, scold me, boom, choke, choke, choke~~"

"Fifth, stretch out your hand and touch it, touch it, next to my sister's lips~~ my sister's red lips are a little bit, scold me, boom, boom, boom~~"

"Liu, stretch out your hand and touch it, touch it, next to my sister's little face~~ It seems that the apple is coming to autumn, so let's scold it~~"

"Qi, stretch out your hand and touch it, it's right next to my sister's shoulder~~ My sister's shoulder is fragrant again and again, please scold me~~"

"Eight, stretch out your hand and touch it, it's right next to my sister's arm~~ My sister's arm is round and round, scold it long, thump, choke, choke~~

"Jiu, stretch out your hand and touch it, touch it, on top of my sister's hand, my sister's jade fingers are slender, scold me, boom, boom~~"

"Ten, stretch out your hand and touch until you are..."

Suddenly singing to the tenth touch, Qi Yuncheng stopped abruptly behind the microphone, and couldn't help complaining, "Oh, I really can't sing anymore, I have to report Deyun and the three vulgars tomorrow!!"

Hahahaha!

"it is good!!!"

"Keep singing!!!"

"Keep singing!!!"

"This is the ninth touch, where's the bottom one!!"

……

When the audience heard that they were happy, they suddenly stopped, and continued to shout desperately below.

But Qi Yuncheng was helpless, if he sang it later, he had to be blocked, because after ten touches, the color would be heavier, so it was not easy for him to sing up to this point, so he prevaricated.

"If you really watch the excitement, you don't think it's a big deal. If you go any further, something will happen, and eighteen touches are not included in your ticket price."

"Add money!!!"

"Add as much money as you want!!"

"Add money!!"

"Sing eight hundred!!"

Before the actor could speak for half a second, there was a response from below, both men and women, but girls accounted for the majority.

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "Where are there so many female hooligans today?"

Audience: "I'll touch you!!!"

"Why are you joining in the fun, man!!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at one and said angrily.

Hahahahaha!
Immediately, both the actors and the audience laughed together.

When Luan Yunping, who was next to this scene, saw it, she really felt amazing, because the entire stadium was full of loud voices.

Booming, booming, as lively as it needs to be, especially when Shibamo finished singing just now, the sounds and movements were like an avalanche.

It's not an exaggeration, you have to know that there are more than 6000 people, and if they really want to make a group riot, it must be very scary.

But Qi Yuncheng himself has been paying attention to the time, "I won't continue singing, and I can't sing the whole song on stage.

As for the fact that some viewers may have come late, they didn’t hear what I said before 07:30.

You can search for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's naked butts on the Internet after the theater is over. You don't need to type too much, just these few words are enough. According to my understanding of those media news, you can find them.

Then take a look. "

Hahahaha!

Another burst of laughter came.

With the last few minutes of the stage left, Qi Yuncheng said happily: "Sing a picture of a hundred forbearance at the end, and we must be fair and exhort good people!
When we're done singing we have to call it a day. "

……

"Chaos, the beginning, the division is really hard to know~~

Who knows how thick the earth is and how high the sky is~~
The shuttle of the sun and the moon makes people grow old~~

You have life, work hard~~

Inevitably a road of death and life~~

Eight characters make a life and it should be~~"

Gao Feng, Xing Wenzhao, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Kong Yunlong, Xiao Si and Su: "Eight words make a life and it should be worth it~~"

"The deep roots of a tree must be firmly planted~~
People who accept this dogma have high martial arts~~"

……

……

Word by word.

After the actors on the stage sang together for 3 minutes, everyone began to bow and prepare to step off the stage, while the audience burst into applause.

The applause was not over yet, the host watched the time come to 59:[-], his expression froze, and he trotted onto the stage immediately, "Thank you for coming tonight, today's performance ends here!"

As soon as the conclusion is over.

The actors waited for a while for the applause before officially leaving the stage. At the same time, the security personnel began to work. It was impossible for more than 6000 people to leave without assistance.

But when the actors walked backstage, no one was not relieved.

For two and a half hours, they were thinking about the time and were very tired, so after the end, the big stone in everyone's heart was put down.

Qi Yuncheng drank several sips of water and talked so much, how could he not be thirsty.

Fortunately, the performance went well, otherwise I would tell you halfway through that it can only be performed until ten o'clock, and everyone would be devastated.

Rest for about a minute or two.

The background gradually became active, and they began to chat and laugh.

As the oldest actor, Xing Wenzhao felt gratified looking at these children, especially Qi Yuncheng, who was in Chuanxishe before and now has 6000 people in commercial performances.

All abilities can be seen well.

This is a good thing, but after a while, the figure of Shaobing caught his attention, "Mr. Xing, you can go with us after a while, and go to eat."

Xing Wenzhao waved his hand, "I won't go, I can't drink with you guys."

Gao Feng heard it from the side, and hurriedly said, "I don't want to go either!"

"Don't mind! I won't give you alcohol, it's just for dinner. Besides, at Brother Cheng's place today, he has to drink no matter what. Let's have a lively time together."

Shaobing likes to do this kind of work the most, although the two of them are not used to participating in this kind of dinner, but they are really moved by talking about it.

And at 10:[-], the organizer called and everything was arranged, and then a group of them packed their coats and started to leave.

This time the dinner was different.

A commercial performance for 6000 people.

Who would be happy to put it on?
In addition, Qi Yuncheng's appearance fee this time is also the highest, so he has to drink some wine for the sake of worldly manners.

As for those dishes, anyway, there are too many of them to drink and finish.

that's it.

In the box of the hotel, a group of actors and the organizer ate for about two hours before it ended.

In fact, it's not just for social entertainment or worldly ways, Qi Yuncheng himself is also happy, and the two generations have completed a commercial performance for 6000 people.

You can directly plan into your own milestones.

Not to mention that the next ten-thousand-person commercial performance is coming soon, which is what he hopes most, so it is completely normal to drink a little more than before.

Who doesn't have a happy thing in a lifetime.

So I was completely drunk tonight, and was barely sent home at 12:30 midnight.

The moment I sent it home, it was already dead, and it was right next to the pillow.

But when he fell asleep, there were still people thinking about him in other places. First of all, the master and his wife were of course very busy.

I went to Nanjin to have a look before, because it was the Deyun branch, but after looking at it, I found that it was a bit immature.

Networking, actors, and other things need to be fully resolved.

That's why they came back because they were busy with these things.

As soon as I came back, I was naturally worried about my child's commercial performance.

"How long has it been now? Yuncheng's scene has already ended."

"It's already midnight. It should be over long ago. It's not our small theater. There are many rules in the big theater."

"Then don't worry about it."

"What are you worried about? The children just sent a text message and said, and they also called."

"Different!"

As a woman, Wang Hui must have different feelings. She is not only worried about the success of the children's performance, but also whether they have other difficulties during the performance.

After all, there must be troubles in the first big game.

It is indeed to deal with her thoughts, there must be difficulties, otherwise they would not be tense all the way.

But when the call was made, it was unexpectedly discovered that Yun Cheng hadn't answered it. Even though it was indeed getting late, they were all night owls.

She must understand, but she didn't expect it today. Could it be that she really fell asleep?
So he called Luan Yunping, and the call got through quickly.

"Hey, Xiao Luan, how's it going? Tonight's performance."

"Very good! But Mistress, have you and Master arrived home?"

"Well! How is Yuncheng? Why doesn't he answer the phone?"

Luan Yunping smacked her mouth on the phone and laughed amusedly, "Maybe he was happy today, so he drank a little more, so he fell asleep as soon as he got back."

"No wonder."

"But Master, he drank enough today, and in the end we sent it back, who told us to make trouble and drink together.

But Shaobing was so drunk that he couldn't move his heart. "

"Huh? How much did Yuncheng drink?"

"I don't know, we didn't count."

Wang Hui, the teacher's wife, became worried in an instant, because he was different from Shaobing. Shaobing, a Northeasterner, often hangs out with drinks, and it is common for him to get very drunk.

This was the first time Yun Cheng was drunk like this, so she cared more about him than sesame seed cakes.

On the other side at this time, Song Yi, who had loosened his hair, was sitting on the bed, pulling the sheet while calling his boyfriend with his mobile phone.

But I didn't pick up the call, especially when I made the second call. I don't know what happened.

Could it be that he fell asleep?

Thinking that they would usually eat or drink after they finish speaking, maybe this is the case, so they gave up and planned to sleep and wait until tomorrow to talk.

But sitting by the bed, she kept staring at the phone without moving, and a lot of pimples appeared in her heart.

Today's boyfriend's commercial performance, I don't know anything about it, and I didn't send a text message. It's really uncomfortable, and I can't sleep.

Everyone would send her a text message during normal performances, but unexpectedly she didn't send it today, otherwise she wouldn't have called to inquire.

And this point was indeed forgotten by Qi Yuncheng. He was too nervous during the performance, and went to drink again after resting. When drinking, he only remembered to report to the master and wife.

So my girlfriend really forgot.

Don't blame him, people's brains are really not enough sometimes.

"Hu~~"

Song Yi let out a breath, bowed his head and found out the teacher's wife's phone number from the address book, and when he found it, he was very hesitant to call.

After hesitating for nearly a minute, she still couldn't help clicking, but the moment she clicked, her heart kept beating wildly in her chest.

It's so late, if my wife is already asleep, I've made a big mistake, but I'm really curious about Qi Yuncheng's performance.

In a few seconds, the call went through.

Song Yi was frightened, this was the first time he took the initiative to contact his wife through a mobile phone, and Qi Yuncheng took her to her house before, and the feeling was still different, so he immediately said: "Mr. Wang, I didn't bother you to rest."

"No!" Wang Hui was worried about Yun Cheng at first, and her expression was not good-looking. She was afraid that she would throw up when she went back, but when she saw her daughter's phone call, she smiled.

"Mr. Wang, I just called to make sure that Yun Cheng's performance was going well. He didn't message me after the performance. I won't be able to sleep tonight without asking."

"Don't worry, daughter! They did a great job in today's performance. There are no media on the Internet saying that."

"That's right! Why did I forget!" Song Yi suddenly smiled wryly, almost forgot about this, but he didn't think too much about it because he was concerned.

So I wanted to hang up, but before the words to hang up came out, Wang Hui sighed.

"The performance is over, but Yun Cheng drank a lot of alcohol today, the situation is very serious!!"

"what?"

Song Yi was taken aback, and said anxiously, "He usually doesn't drink like this."

The corner of Wang Hui's mouth twitched, and she deliberately said seriously, "The business performance is sophisticated, so it's impossible for you not to drink at the dinner table, so you can't get drunk.

In the end, it was carried back by several people, and it was completely useless. "

At this point, Guo Degang was sitting on the sofa next to him in a daze. It was a good idea to ask someone to send it back, but wasn’t that the sesame seed cake that was brought back?
Shaobing was much more drunk than Yuncheng, but after understanding what his wife meant, he smiled helplessly, then shook his head and ignored it.

"Then what happened?"

"We just came back, so I don't know the details, but it should be fine when we get home, but I have to say that we drank a lot." Wang Hui added.

And this completely made Song Yi no longer want to sleep, all he pretended in his heart was Qi Yuncheng, because it was indeed a rare thing.

Immediately got up from the bed, "Then...this...me, can I go and have a look?"

"No, I'll just go and have a look. You should be busy tomorrow."

"It's okay, I don't have a show tomorrow, rest! I used to be fine."

Wang Hui was satisfied when he finally got the call, "Then you can go over there instead of me to have a look, I won't go over there, call me when the time comes."

"it is good!!"

Song Yi nodded in agreement, and at the same time began to tidy up himself, but asked another question, "Master, can I ask something? Where does Yuncheng live?"

"Ah? You don't know? This kid is really!!"

Wang Hui was holding the phone at home with a look of hatred for iron and steel. In fact, the relationship is not short, and the relationship has never let the girl come?
What is it called.

Song Yi could hear the meaning, and hurriedly protected her boyfriend, "No! No! He is worried about me, so he usually comes to my place, and he doesn't let me run around by myself."

"That's it! I'll tell you the address. If you have the key, there is a spare key, and it's hidden in a nearby place."

"Okay, I'll go out right away, that's all, thank you!"

The phone hangs up.

Song Yi started to go out.

Wang Hui was all smiles.

This made Guo Degang not know what expression to show in response, and said slowly: "What do you want to do? Is it fun to lie to your daughter? Let her worry for nothing."

"What do you mean by worrying about nothing? Originally, Yun Chengcheng was drunk, so he wasn't lying. Besides, it's not bad at all to make the two of you better. Otherwise, it will take a year or two before the diamond ring I gave her will come in handy?"

"You're just thinking too much."

Guo Degang said so, but the smile on his face never stopped. He just made a trip to embarrass his daughter, but the next second he found that Wang Hui also wanted to go out.

"Where are you going?"

"Where else can I go? In the past, I put the spare key there. Where is Yun Cheng's spare key hidden outside the door? Could it be possible that my daughter called out to Yun Cheng?

I guess I can't scream, and I just happened to secretly look at my daughter, but I won't meet. "

"You are also looking for work for yourself." Guo Degang was really speechless at the moment, why did he arrange such a job for himself, so he went there specially.

Fortunately, Yun Cheng didn't live far away, otherwise there would be no way for them to run around at night.

But I couldn't stop it, who called Wang Hui really worried about the child, so I saw her go out again as soon as she came back.

At the same time, Song Yi was indeed rushing this way. After arriving at the location Wang Hui said, he quickly bent over and searched around the door.

I searched and turned around, but I didn't find any place to hide things. The only thing was the shoe mat at the door. I squatted down and lifted my right hand lightly. Sure enough, there was a key lying there.

After taking it out, he muttered.

"I didn't expect Yun Cheng to hide the key here. It would be unsafe if someone finds out."

But she didn't know that it was put by Wang Hui's forefoot. When she saw her go in in the corridor, she felt relieved to go back.

Inserting the key, turning the side of the wall, and with a click, Song Yi opened the apartment that her boyfriend is renting now.

Quite curious, I never knew what his house looked like, but when I went in and fumbled for the lights, my expression changed.

Because it's too messy.

Totally indescribable.

It's not that garbage is thrown everywhere, but books are everywhere, and it's the first time I saw it with such books.

It was on the table, on the chair, on the sofa, and even on the bucket above the water dispenser, so how could she not be surprised.

I don't know what my boyfriend is doing all day, but I didn't help clean up first, took a paper cup to drink some water to quench my thirst, and started looking for Qi Yuncheng without saying a word.

The house was indeed much bigger than hers, with two bedrooms and one living room. After all, the rental price in Sihuan was definitely much cheaper than hers, even if she had acquaintances to help, it was still very expensive.

When turning a corner and gently opening the door of a room, Song Yi's heart beat fast. After all, he didn't say hello to him, and when he entered the living room, he felt like a thief.

But after seeing Qi Yuncheng who was sleeping soundly on the bed through the crack of the opened door, the expression on his face immediately became very happy.

Nothing else, seeing him is very happy, not to mention unlocking another state of the boyfriend.

With a slight force, the door was opened a little more, and Song Yimai took a further step to look around. There was no special smell, and there was no special furniture either.

It's just that there are a lot of books, and there are bookshelves next to it, it seems that the ones inside are much more valuable.

Not to mention she remembered that although the books outside were in a mess, almost none of them had curled pages, and they were well preserved.

But when he looked at the bedside table, the corners of Song Yi's mouth slowly rose, because there was the brown bamboo fan she gave him at that time.

She thought he didn't use it very much, but she didn't expect it to be kept here all the time, and she probably could look at it every day when she came back.

Thinking of this, my chest suddenly itch, very happy.

"But how do I do it? I've never taken care of drunk people, so I just came here."

Song Yi muttered, and at the same time walked towards Qi Yuncheng who was sleeping on his side. When he walked to the bedside on the left, a smell of alcohol came over him.

It's not too strong, but it's not too small, and it can be seen that it has been drunk a lot.

But as soon as he stood firmly, Qi Yuncheng made a slight movement, Song Yi was startled, his eyes froze, and he quickly stepped back and stood at the base of the wall.

Qi Yuncheng was also in a daze and didn't notice her at all. He went down from the right side of the bed and went to the water dispenser outside to drink water.

Seeing him go out, Song Yi, who was standing by the side, smiled wryly, "Did you really not notice me? How ignorant am I?"

It's not Qi Yuncheng's fault either, he is so sleepy now, his eyes are almost narrowed, he doesn't care about so much, he only has one thought in his mind.

That is to drink water.

Even if the light in the living room was turned on, I didn't think it was strange, I just thought I forgot to turn it off when I came back.

In addition, only the light in the living room was turned on, not in the bedroom, so if Song Yi really didn't move, it's normal for a drunk person not to notice.

Not to mention, when the light in the living room was turned off when he came back, the bedroom was completely plunged into darkness, further hiding Song Yi.

When Qi Yuncheng came back, he fell and continued to lie down.

After lying down for less than half a minute, I fell asleep again.

Seeing him falling asleep again, Song Yi hid aside, looking down slightly at her boyfriend, "Why do I feel like I was cheated by my wife?"

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