Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 308 Gently～I will leave you～Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes～ 【Subscribe】

Say good bet.

The old couple sat on the side curtain contentedly and enjoyed the children's performance.

It is impossible for Dalin and Yan Hexiang next to him not to hear.

They went down to take a sip of water and then came up. They happened to know this, but they were quite interested.

As for who he wants to win, Dalin definitely wants his father to win, it's not a matter of his own birth or not.

The main reason is that the master drank too much alcohol. When I went to his house many times, I saw him drunk.

So it's okay to drink less.

As for whether my brother will hurt my master or not, it is really unknown, so I can only wait slowly.

But at this moment on the stage, how could Qi Yuncheng guess that someone would bet against him.

So after hurting the master once, I started my own burden jokes amidst a lot of laughter.

"I know a lot, especially fortune-telling, which is different from those under the flyover. They are all scams, and I can do it right."

"True spirit?"

"Of course, let's do this." Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping, "I'll do the math for you, and I'll give you Sangua for free."

Luan Yunping turned sideways and was startled suddenly, "Free means..."

"for free."

"Then let you do the math."

"Do you believe me or not?"

"What does it matter?"

Qi Yuncheng turned his gaze to all the audience at Xiangbei Zhan, "Everyone, remember, if you believe in this thing, there is it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it."

"I heard the word "you" sound like a fraud."

"Then it seems that you don't believe me. How about this? If you say that I am accurate in your calculations and say it out loud, Qi Yuncheng, you are accurate in your calculations. If you are not accurate in your calculations, you can beat my master."

"How dare I, me!!!"

As soon as the actor said it, the audience began to imagine the scene where Luan Yunping beat Guo Degang, and couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Okay, okay! If the calculation doesn't work, I'll give you 100 yuan." Qi Yuncheng said, took out his right hand from his trouser pocket, and slapped it on the cross talk table.

"But if it's the spirit, you have to give me a hundred, how about it?"

Luan Yunping scratched her head, "Aren't you free?"

"It's not a bet."

"Another way, if it doesn't work, you give me a hundred, if it works, I'll publicize it everywhere for you, and make you famous."

Qi Yuncheng pondered with his hands behind his back, "It's fine, now you listen to the first hexagram..."

Luan Yunping: "It doesn't work!!! Give me money!!!"

Hahaha!
After a burst of laughter, Qi Yuncheng's expression was dumbfounded, and he pulled his partner's hand that came over to take the money, "Is it because Deyun can't pay her wages, so she came here to make money?"

"Yes, give it quickly." Luan Yunping looked impatient.

Qi Yuncheng: "This is also agreed?"

Luan Yunping: "Nonsense, give me the money."

Qi Yuncheng: "I haven't counted me yet."

Luan Yunping: "If you calculate it, it won't work in the end."

Qi Yuncheng: "Then wait until I finish.""

"It doesn't work even after I've finished speaking. It's strange that I can work because my mouth is on my body." Luan Yunping was holding back her mentality of making money at the moment.

It gives the audience the feeling that as long as the partner speaks again, he will definitely veto it.

Qi Yuncheng didn't care about his state, and spoke slowly, "From childhood to adulthood... your family..."

"what happened?"

"Just one father!"

"It doesn't work!!"

Hahahaha!

The bald mouth came out, and the more than 2000 people below were about to burst into laughter. When Luan Yunping reacted and wanted to stop her, she found that Qi Yuncheng had already started to take money out of his pocket.

"Okay, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. It should be one hundred or one hundred."

"Wait a minute, Ling, this is too clever!!"

"It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Don't praise me just because we are partners. You are willing to bet and admit defeat."

"It's so smart, it's so smart!!"

"I don't care about money."

"I care!! For 100 yuan, I have an extra dad, right?" Luan Yunping kept her mouth shut the whole time.

Qi Yuncheng shrugged his shoulders, "Help me promote it later!!"

"I'll post it in a while, post it, and bloggers will write it for you."

"Okay, let's listen to the second hexagram."

"The second hexagram should not work."

Qi Yuncheng said again, "Your father...and your mother..."

"How about it?"

"Not born of the same mother."

"No... Ling, it's too good!! You are a little fairy!"

This time Luan Yunping learned to be smart, she quickly stopped her words and continued to praise, there is no way not to boast

But here Qi Yuncheng frowned, and continued to take money out of his pocket, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, just tell me."

"Don't, don't, if you pay, my parents will become close relatives."

"Okay, let's listen to the third hexagram."

"The third hexagram is absolutely useless, parents have finished talking." Luan Yunping muttered while supporting the table.

And Qi Yuncheng immediately sped up his speech, "A brother in your family either has a sister, or a younger brother, or a younger sister, or is an older brother."

"..."

Luan Yunping was silent, and spoke after a few seconds, "Is yours stronger than bulletproof glass?"

"Is there?"

"Yes, I have an older brother."

"Okay, I have a big brother, let me figure it out." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand, rolled his eyes and pinched his knuckles, "Yes..."

"what?"

"Your brother is older than you! Isn't it!!"

"Nonsense!! Younger than me, that's my brother."

"No matter how old he is..."

"How about it?"

"It's not as big as your father."

"Just play."

Really unable to listen to it, Luan Yunping was suddenly pushed aside by Qi Yuncheng.

"Are you a spirit? This is the truth."

"Hey, speaking of the truth, there is a..."

Feeling something, Luan Yunping was pushed away by her partner again, and seeing this again, the people below couldn't tell how happy they were.

Emotional Qi Yuncheng was thinking about this, and really kept holding back.

But everything is nothing more than an actor's style, and the audience still dare not do this, just like this, the two of them performed the second-to-second scene while throwing their burdens.

Three 10 minutes.

no more, no less.

When the time came, they left the stage, and the master and uncle came on stage instead.

The last job to save money.

Two people came to a "Priority of the Three Kingdoms".

After talking for half an hour, he returned to the scene for a short paragraph.

At the beginning of their encore segment, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping rested and packed some things, and returned to the side screen to wait.

Today's performance, the backstage is not lively.

Except for some staff members, there are only seven of them, so except for Hou Zhen, they don't want to stay alone with the big backstage, let alone the cross talk between Master and the uncle, they are watching from the side screen, which is definitely better than the audience's perspective.

But looking at it, Dalin suddenly said, "Brother, what do you think of my performance today?"

"Master didn't talk to you?"

Dalin shook his head, "I didn't say a word, both Master and my father."

"That's okay, there's nothing worth mentioning, but Master should be satisfied."

Qi Yuncheng didn't want to say anything more, but after Dalin heard it, he was still very happy and confirmed his guess.

Don't look at it just like this, but he is already very powerful, and it is a kind of affirmation.

Luan Yunping stood beside her with a smile on her lips. Dalin is only fifteen or sixteen now, and he will have plenty of time to study in the future.

Not to mention that it's amazing to be able to reach this level at this age.

When they came here, they were a little older than Dalin, but they had only just started to learn or took the stage for the first time, so they were completely incomparable.

Not to mention Xiaoyue, when he first came, he could hardly get close to cross talk, he just kept cleaning and moving tables.

Others come on stage in a month or a week, and he has delayed for a long time before he dares to come on stage, and he can go on stage.

But it's still good now,

So in the future of Dalin, there will be a large scene.

As for the development in other fields, it depends on him. After all, from the moment he learned cross talk, he also knew that it was impossible to surpass his father.

Not to mention that his master is Yu Qian, and his way is definitely not cross talk.

But at this time, Dalin still cared about the bet between Master and Dad, so he asked curiously, "Brother, at the curtain call, are you going to sing? Or do you do other things?"

"Not necessarily, it depends on the mood, there is nothing wrong with this thing."

"All right!"

After Dalin agreed, he felt that it was not easy to ask, so he calmed down and watched the old two's performance together.

Not short.

Half an hour plus half an hour of encores is one hour.

Performing and standing for an hour, not to mention them, young people will feel tired.

So he estimated the time and asked all the people on the side screen to come up, and at the same time, Dalin hurried to the backstage to call Hou Ye.

After Hou Zhen heard the news, he put down his phone and followed without saying a word.

It's just that after getting on the stage, I was a little out of breath, after all, I ran up the whole process quickly.

Seeing this, Guo Degang knew what happened.

Look at the audience and speak.

"That's all the actors today, not many, but they are all very good children.

Finally, what do you want to hear. "

"Sing a fake monk!"

"Uncle Yu sing one!"

"Sing a rock, Mr. Yu, a piece of red cloth!!"

……

As soon as the audience shouted, those standing on the stage could understand that they were old audiences, otherwise they wouldn't talk about Yu Qian's favorite rock and roll.

Guo Degang nodded and looked at his senior brother, "Then why don't you come here?"

At this juncture, I am quite tired.

Yu Qian also knew the status of his partner, so he had no choice but to agree, "Then just sing a song, and there is a piece of red cloth underneath, right?
The reminder song, come here. "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause broke out.

Yu Qian grabbed the microphone and started brewing, when a rough voice suddenly appeared.

"That day you used a piece of red cloth~~ to cover your eyes and the sky~~
You asked me what I saw~~I said I saw happiness~~

This feeling really makes me comfortable~~You make me forget that I have no place to live~~

You asked me where I was going~~I said I would go your way~~

That's all for now. "

"it is good!!"

"Oh!!"

As soon as Yu Qian raised his voice, the audience below applauded continuously.

But they all like Grandpa Yuqianyu, so how could he let him go, so many grandpas simply called for one.

Yu Qian had to be embarrassed, "Singing once is enough, let the children come more."

How could Guo Degang do it, he simply shouted, "Come on, Yun Cheng, come over and beg your uncle to sing a song."

Without further ado, Qi Yuncheng came to the third microphone, and Yu Qian was constantly singing when he saw it, begging to sing if he had never seen it before.

"Master, please sing a song."

"Kneel and beg!" Suddenly the audience shouted.

Qi Yuncheng was unambiguous, "Kneeling and begging? I can do it all the time, but we still have to be so cheeky when we talk about cross talk?"

"It's all about the quality that colleagues want." Guo Degang answered with a smile on his face, "Oh, Mr. Yu, you just have another one."

"Okay, let's sing one more."

Helpless, Yu Qian grabbed the microphone and sang the rock song again.

"Oh!!"

"it is good!!!"

Hearing the familiar smell, the audience at the Beizhan Theater were delighted.

, and Guo Degang immediately answered, "Hey, Mr. Yu sang these songs, but I remembered that I also have some popular songs for a while."

"Then you have one."

The old couple looked a little excited on the stage.

"I'll try!"

Guo Degang held a fan and said to the microphone, "Gently~I will leave you~Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes~~"

Hahahaha!

The people in the audience burst into joy.

"Okay, you've changed to Errenzhuan"

"Oh, I used to have a good relationship with Qi Qing, but after singing this, we don't have much contact with each other."

"People are about to block you."

"I still have that." Guo Degang spoke again.

"what?"

"Evening wind blows Penghu Bay~~
White waves chasing the beach~~

(Erren Zanwei) There is no coconut grove drunk in the setting sun~~
It’s just a sea of ​​blue~~”

After the singing fell, the audience was rattling again, and the two songs were played out of his mouth, so that they couldn't remember the original tune.

Really powerful.

"Okay, it smells like this again." Yu Qian said again.

"Anyway, I haven't offended people all these years."

"You just need to sing less."

"Then Qi Yuncheng, do you have anything else to come?"

If it were normal, it would be a casual question from the master to the apprentice, but at the moment Guo Degang spoke only for that bet.

After all, you have to win.

But things backfired Qi Yuncheng shook his head, there was nothing to come, and today's time was not allowed, so he waved his hands and simply stayed behind and did not move.

Seeing the child Guo Degang helpless, but Yu Qian is very happy to be beside him. After all these years, he still doesn't know what his partner thinks.

I want to hook the child and say, this is bad enough.

"Hey!"

Guo Degang let out a sigh, and had no choice but to look at today's audience, "How about this, I will lead this group of actors to sing "The Great Western Chamber"!
The Great Western Chamber is a little song sung by the Deyun community. Let’s sing the last Yunsu tune. If you know Su, let’s go together. "

"Yes!!" Yu Qian agreed on behalf of the audience.

"The next morning, I bid farewell to my old order~~"

Everyone and Su: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~~"

"All the monks from Pujiu Temple are here to see you off~"

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~~"

"Turn the saddle and admit that I am on the white dragon horse~

A group of people rushing to take the exam is enough to go to the east~~
I walked past Sanli Peach Blossom Shop~

Across the Wuli Xinghua Camp~

Peach Blossom Shop sells fine wine~
Xinghuaer Poqian female Huarong ah ~
I can't keep the beautiful wine and pictures~

Cui Yingying is seated at Shili Pavilion~

It's so difficult to sing, it's called The West Chamber~

May all of you and your family be happy, happy and healthy~"

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"

Everyone and Su once again for the last time.

All the actors on the stage began to bow, and the audience burst into the loudest applause at the end of the show.

But there is no going on immediately.

If they wanted to leave, they had to wait for the applause to subside completely before leaving, so although the group of them stopped talking, they were still clapping their hands and thanking each other on the stage.

Occasionally there are some gift givers, and their actors are considered to be the last wave.

It's almost done.

Only then did I have the idea of ​​going down.

Going to go down, Guo Degang was a little bit emotional, because this kid ruined himself for a day, why didn't he say a word about his uncle, now it's all over.

There is really no chance.

But at this moment, a few people who came to hand things over to the stage suddenly ran towards Yu Qian. When Yu Qian saw it, he hurriedly asked the child who was close to him to pick it up, "Yun Cheng, help me get it."

"okay."

With quick legs and feet, Qi Yuncheng went over to receive a gift from a man.

Everything is there, gift bags, dolls, electrical appliances, but the last girl actually handed over an inflatable meteor hammer.

Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng was delighted, "Oh, how do you know that the uncle likes this, but this is a bit too big for him to fit in.

Next time it will be better to use durian, that one is better, even if it can’t be stuffed, it can still be eaten. "

"Huo, if this is really stuffed, can I still eat it!!"

Hahahaha!

As soon as the uncle spoke up next to him, the audience burst into laughter.

As for where it is, anyone can imagine.

Standing on the stage, Guo Degang is really beautiful at the moment, "That thing hurts so much."

"Who says no." Yu Qian continued to follow the conversation and went to pick up the child's things.

And Qi Yuncheng smiled, "What are you thinking, I mean, the meteor hammer is too big, you can't fit it into the backstage locker, and the durians can't fit in, so we can still eat it separately, right?

What do you think? "

Yu Qian was embarrassed while receiving the gift, "Hey, I thought it was stuffed in the backpack."

"Then why did the master say it hurts so much?"

"Go to your master, he said, it seems that your master's quality needs to be improved."

Hahahaha!

My father and I made a commotion when receiving gifts on the stage.

There were audience members who were going to leave below, but they all got up, but they still stood there listening and laughing for a while.

But after the gifts were received, the applause fell.

The actors officially left the stage.

Backstage.

When the juniors began to take off the coats for the master and the uncle, and then tidied them aside, trying not to make any wrinkles, but when tidying up, Guo Degang had a very rich expression.

"Brother, this is my victory."

"???"

Yu Qian was dumbfounded, and quickly asked, "Is this the last one?"

"Why not? The kid didn't mention you?"

"Hey, I shouldn't have called him, but you can still give me a while in the end." Yu Qian was extremely regretful, and smiled bitterly in his heart, who is wrong to call him, why should he call this person a fine man.

"Okay, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. It just so happens that there is still time. I can call to push back the day after tomorrow's drinking game. By the way, I will take Yuncheng and my daughter to the racecourse with that time.

They rarely pass by. "

"Alright, I guess my daughter has never been to your place."

Guo Degang nodded. In fact, he didn't stop his senior brother from drinking, it was his hobby, and it was impossible to ask him not to drink.

But sometimes he really drank too much.

After all, at this age, the body still matters, and now that he has diabetes, he is more aware of this matter.

So I hope that my brother will be less involved.

Alcohol is just right in moderation, too much will definitely cause harm but no benefit.

And after talking about this matter.

The few of them almost felt like leaving. It was a big night and there were not many people in the backstage. They would definitely have to leave after the performance.

However, Qi Yuncheng was called over, mainly because of the old man's affairs.

"As far as the time is concerned, it will be tomorrow afternoon. You can go there by yourself. Your teacher's wife will probably accompany you, because she was also arranged for a performance there.

It's time to go and have a look together.

Celebrity teahouse. "

"okay, I get it."

Qi Yuncheng nodded. Although he has always been in Yanjing, he only goes to other cities for occasional performances, but he is also very familiar with Tianjing.

Not to mention celebrity teahouses.

Let alone what they do, even many passers-by know that place.

As for meeting some old gentlemen at that time, some special attention is needed, but Guo Degang didn't say much, the child has already reassured him.

There is no such thing as gossiping.

It's not when I was a teenager, I had to talk to them every day about how to be polite, how to behave, and then business and so on.

"Okay, that's it. You can play when you want. I, your uncle and Lord Hou, can just go home, and I can't follow you.

And tomorrow, I will follow to the Chuanxi Club of Yidao Academy.

There are many things. "

"Okay! Go slowly, everyone!"

Simply put.

Several elders left first.

Once they left, it was like there were no adults in the family. As children, they didn't have to shy away from where they wanted to go.

So the four brothers Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang went to find a nearby restaurant to eat something casually.

Originally, just eat whatever you want.

But in a prosperous place like Yanjing, it is impossible to be too casual.

I also know that Dalin likes to eat hot pot.

When I walked to the door of Yichao, I said a few words and pushed a few steps to enter.

Once inside, Dalin felt as if he had found his own home.

Although he is only fifteen or sixteen years old, he has almost eaten hot pot from all over the world, and he is very familiar with it.

After all, the family needs to run around frequently, and sometimes they will take him with them, not to mention that he used to like to fool around with sesame seed cakes, and with the doting of the teacher's wife, the family often boils mutton and so on.

Shengsheng became two big fat men, Deyun and Deyun.

Let's not talk about Sun Yue first, there is nothing he can do about it, first there was a problem when he was a child, and it ended up like that in the end.

But these two are really raised by themselves.

So when ordering hot pot, Qi Yuncheng considered his figure and his subsequent gout, and said slowly, "You can order vegetarian today!
Don't take seafood and meat. "

"Brother, what did I do wrong?"

Da Lin was stunned, thinking that he could have a good meal tonight, but he didn't expect to hear this sentence.You must know that some time ago, he was scolded by his father for not eating anything delicious.

Now that it is finally liberated, how can it not be delicious.

"If you continue to eat like this, you will definitely have gout." Qi Yuncheng warned Dalin across the table.

"It doesn't exist. How old do you get gout?"

(End of this chapter)