Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 307 Dalin: When the wind blows, then Deyun Society will go bankrupt! 【Subscribe】

Arrive at 07:30.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finally stopped drinking tea and started walking towards the side curtain.

Behind Hou Ye's announcement.

Dalin and Yan Hexiang started today's first cross talk.

Today's venue is quite special, master and apprentice father and son.

Each pair of actors will perform two shows.

First came Dalin and Yan Hexiang, then Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, and finally Guo Degang and Yu Qian. The next three matches were also in this order.

Six programs, not many, but the lineup is strong.

After all, the old couple is a good ticket selling artifact.

As for Dalin's opening.

Not to mention that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were watching, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were worried, they didn't even sit down, and listened silently with their hands behind their backs.

The opening cross talk is nothing more than a warm-up.

Failure to achieve this effect is certain

This time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang chose "Rules"!
Old joke.

As long as it is a cross talk actor, almost everyone is familiar with it, but it also scores whether the performance is good or bad.

There were only more than 1000 people in the last commercial performance, and now it is more difficult to grasp more than 2000 people, and Dalin needs to throw all his abilities.

Fortunately, after watching for a while.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian fell silent.

Qi Yuncheng stared back, explaining that the opening was okay, at least he didn't make any mistakes.

Otherwise, let's not talk about uncle Yuqian, at least the master Guo Degang has to stand here forever, so it can be regarded as a sigh of relief for Dalin.

"That's all right, just wait for Dalin's performance later?" Luan Yunping also understood the meaning and said.

"Well! Let's go down and rest for a few minutes. By the way, call Hou Ye, don't forget to announce the curtain again."

"It's a reminder that even though it only happened once, I really don't think it's impossible for it to happen again."

While talking, the two also went backstage.

After chatting for a few words, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the side screen and started today's performance on stage.

The effect is definitely good, after all, the audience has a good understanding of them, almost to the point where they are willing to listen to anything they say.

At the same time, they are only able to sell tickets in some big theaters now because of their popularity.

But when Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared in the third scene, almost none of the more than 2000 people stopped shouting and making noises. It is no exaggeration, because they are indeed well-known actors across the country.

Even foreign Chinese like it, but now Deyun has not performed overseas.

But when the old two are performing on stage.

Dalin and Yan Hexiang took advantage of ten minutes to recite the words, of course they memorized the words fluently, and even some added baggage could be memorized well.

However, it was the first time he played such a big game, so he couldn't help but feel uneasy.

Besides, it was the fourth game when he went out, and the fourth game was when the atmosphere of a venue was the best. Compared with the sluggishness when the audience first arrived, everyone was in the state at this time.

So if your work is still like the opening scene, the rhythm and atmosphere of a scene will be a bit off.

Therefore, not only the opening and the second stage have their own tasks, but the actors performing in the middle stage are also under a lot of pressure.

Not to mention the old couple.

"You're still right, do you have a plan or not?" Luan Yunping didn't know what it was exactly, and looked at Dalin from the side, a little worried.

After all, I have never seen traditional jokes for so long.

After Dalin took a deep breath, he kept nodding his head, "I know the words verbatim, but I'm nervous, and I don't know what the specific performance is."

"No matter what the effect is, we have to go on stage and talk about it."

After a few ten minutes passed, Hou Zhen sensed the time, put down his phone, patted his clothes and prepared to go to the side screen, "Let's go, Dalin, we're almost here.

You have to go up and wait, otherwise what will happen if you are late.

At that time, when I announce the curtain, Dalin and Yan Hexiang will not see any of you, so it will be fun.

The audience has to be curious, hey, where is Guo Degang's son going?Went to eat, it's not even a little bit for supper.

Is that what you say? "

As soon as he put down the phone, Master Hou started to talk badly. Qi Yuncheng was used to it, but he couldn't help smiling.

He still has the heart to say that they didn't announce the curtain before their performance.

Forget about the venue.

It is indeed the level that Lord Hou can do.

But let's go.

Everyone in the background rushed to the side screen.

When it arrives, wait a few more minutes.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian came down amidst huge applause.

At the same time, Hou Zhen, who was wearing black short-sleeved clothes and was incompatible with the actor in the gown, walked quickly onto the stage.

"Then next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fu Shou Quan"! Performers Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause at different opening times.

No matter how enthusiastic the current movement is, Dalin can feel the enthusiasm of the audience even without going on stage.

However, after going up, the positions of the two people changed.

Yan Hexiang stood in the teasing position, and Dalin stood behind the table, which is called upside-down in cross talk terms.

So rarely, the latter started to pack the fans and handkerchiefs used by his father and master.

After packing up.

Immediately, he opened his mouth and said some pretexts, and then made a small burden that he thought about.

After talking about the effect of the little burden, Yan Hexiang began to enter the normal life.

The life is relatively easy, and Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have also performed it.

It is through a large number of temptations and conditions that Dalin will be a filial son for others.

It is a normal burden for ordinary actors to perform, but Dalin wants to be a dutiful son.

Just thinking about it is a burden.

Because Guo Degang is living a good life, it's okay for his son to rebel and leave with others.

After 10 minutes of acting, Da Lin began to get better, and now he was wearing a white filial robe, looking at Yan Hexiang and said angrily.

"He's here to find the beater, right? Looking for a filial son? I told you this job, I really won't go."

Seeing Dalin start to take off his clothes and put them all on the ground, Yan Hexiang said, "If you are like this, they will find you as their son at the funeral, so why don't you go?"

"There are so many people in the background, why should I be a son!"

"They don't look like it."

"Do I look like it?" Dalin gave a bit of an expression, but now that he lacks some experience, he is more or less not as comfortable as the later generations, but it is not bad.

"I don't think I can go. I am a dignified person, don't look at me as a young person, I have personality. If I go, can't my peers laugh at me?

The backstage of the Deyun Club can't poke my spine?
Have you not read the news on the Internet?I am the first heir of Deyun Society, and I am the son of Guo Degang.

Besides, my parents are both alive, so my dad is still watching at the gate, I am crazy. "

When Dalin said it and pointed in the direction, the audience was full of smiles, and began to ponder Mr. Guo's expression when he heard this.

Yan Hexiang also glanced at the side screen, turned his head and continued to persuade, "It's a pity for me to lose this property."

"You die you."

"Several hundreds of millions, I got it last."

"I lost all the bad movies I invested in my dad."

Hahahaha!

Suddenly a burst of laughter came out, nothing else, suddenly stepped on the audience's laughter.

"Dozens of listed companies."

"It's all closed down."

"Okay, it doesn't matter, the most regrettable thing is that the old man has a daughter!"

"I don't pay much attention to such money and companies. What's the use of my daughter?"

"Girl, isn't it all about this little money, the whole company ranks more than 200 in the world, and the company's current market value is 1.2 trillion.

The girl has a net worth of $600 billion.

The old man said that as long as Guo Qiling came to be a filial son, the girl would marry him.It's false to be a filial son, but it's true to recruit a son-in-law. "

The voice fell.

Guo Qiling's chubby face froze behind the table, his eyes fixed in one direction, as if he was weighing the matter.

After a good balance.

Without saying a word, he turned around and bent down to silently pick up the discarded filial robe and filial hat.

This is the same retreat as the ones that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came from back then, but now that Dalin's identity is here, the effect is still good.

So even if Guo Degang and Yu Qian were listening at the gate, they also nodded silently. The heat must be much worse, but it is enough.

And in the process of Da Lin wearing his filial piety again, Yan Hexiang's words never stopped.

"Just inheriting these properties, isn't it better than being in the Deyun Society? What am I trying to do? I don't have a wife, and I didn't get involved in it.

He is not happy yet.

Where can I find this good thing with a lantern.

Hey, why are you wearing it?Don't come here, if you don't go, you won't go, I'll find Qi Yuncheng! ! "

"Wait, wait, come back to me!!"

Dalin packed up his filial robe and hurried over to be grabbed by Yan Hexiang's arm, "Why are you looking for him, he already has a girlfriend."

"It's okay, those who talk about cross talk are generally shameless."

Yan's big head was thrown towards Qi Yuncheng, and the audience below kept nodding.

"What's the matter with you, aren't you going?"

"Look at you, you don't know how to tease." Dalin said while putting on a filial hat for himself, "I'm just kidding with you, I can go."

Yan Hexiang frowned, and his yin and yang became angry, "How can you go, the cross talk company not only likes you, but also laughs at your father."

"They're all jealous."

"Backstage actor poking your spine."

"Will they die or not?"

"You are the first heir of the Deyun Society."

"Hmph!" Dalin supported the table, and said without any worries, "If the wind blows, then Deyun Society will go bankrupt!!!"

Hahaha!
"it is good!!!"

Words don't have much power.

But at the moment in the Beizhan Theater, almost all the audience laughed.

When the son's hope of Deyun Club is gone, this style is inexplicably linked to a certain cross talk actor.

Hearing this movement, Dalin behind the desk was terrified. It was the first time, the first time he felt such an active atmosphere.

Since he learned cross talk, he was afraid of making mistakes and giving bad results, so he has been working steadily.

Now that he is laughing like this, the actor's pride has been satisfied to the greatest extent, and at the same time, he also admires his brother in his heart.

But it wasn't the audience who laughed the happiest.

But Uncle Yu.

After saying that Deyun Club went bankrupt, he patted his thigh for joy alone, but he didn't expect that Dalin would say this now, he is usually a well-behaved child.

So laugh very happily.

The main reason is that this burden is added really well.

Guo Degang smiled himself, and sighed helplessly. If he didn't know who made this thing, he really didn't deserve to be a master.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stood behind Master and Uncle and looked at each other, both were happy anyway.

But after a while, Guo Degang said something more, and felt a little bit about to move.

"When it comes to critical moments, I'll go on stage to pick it up."

"Master, are you going up?" Qi Yuncheng didn't expect this, so he hurried to ask the master.

Guo Degang nodded, looking at his son's figure, "It's more or less ready, and some places can be turned up to the height, but he didn't get it, so I went up and turned it up for him."

"Okay, let's see Dalin's impromptu performance."

After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, the side screen returned to silence.

At the same time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang continued to perform.

The latter spoke and pointed to the goal.

"Your father is watching right there."

Dalin shook his head, begging for nothing and shouting, "That's something outside the body."

Taking a deep breath, Yan Hexiang opened his mouth to see what his partner was about to say, but was suddenly blocked, because the Beizhan, with more than 2000 people, became noisy for no reason.

Not only him, Dalin was also a little confused.

But when I look back, I understand why.

Side curtain!

Guo Degang, who was wearing a black coat, showed up and walked towards the stage step by step.

It doesn't matter if he comes out, the key is combined with Dalin's words, how can the audience not make a fuss.

see him.

Both Dalin and Yan Hexiang were stunned instantly, and the former almost trembled and fell to the ground.

This is not surprising.

Dalin was highly concentrated throughout the performance of this cross talk, for fear of losing his mouth and forgetting a sentence, and now suddenly his father ran out, just like someone running out of a dark alley in the middle of the night to scare you.

However, taking advantage of this trembling, Dalin became wise in a hurry, and knelt down before speaking.

Yan Hexiang was also so frightened that he ran to the side of the stage to hide, for fear that Master would come over and make trouble.

Guo Degang took a few steps to the middle of the stage and looked at the two people puzzled, "What is this?"

Dalin got up and hurried to help his father, pointing at Yan Hexiang with an aggrieved look, "It's him, I said I won't go, he has to use these sweet words to trick me."

"I, I am..."

Yan Hexiang didn't know what to say about this sudden situation, it all depended on his reaction.

"What the hell is this?" Guo Degang asked again.

"Just go to the funeral, earn so much money, and then let him be a dutiful son." In front of the master, Yan Hexiang's tone was extremely respectful, and he changed his words.

"If you say no, we won't go."

Guo Degang glanced at the audience, then at the two children, furious, "Go!!! Why don't you go after you promised me!!!"

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Dalin was stunned, and wanted to explain this matter to his father in detail, but Guo Degang lightly grabbed Dalin's hand, and took a step towards Yan Hexiang with straight eyebrows to ask.

"How much?"

Yan Hexiang crossed his index fingers with both hands, "One billion!"

After hearing this, Guo Degang turned his head to look at his son in the filial robe without saying a word, and raised his hand to straighten the filial hat on his head with great concern.

"It's about to fall, be careful."

It's just an action of holding a hat.

The audience in the entire North Exhibition was completely laughing, and felt that Mr. Guo's integrity was shattered.

"Hahahaha! I probably didn't expect Tao'er to play, and both of them were fooled!"

"Teacher Guo is still very good, his hat almost fell off, I laughed so hard."

"This hat is perfect."

"Old Guo's aura made everyone excited when he came on stage."

……

After straightening up the hat, Guo Degang grabbed his son's shoulder and looked at it carefully, feeling relieved, "It's okay! It's okay to look at!"

Now Yan Hexiang has also adapted to the rhythm of Master's appearance, and immediately added, "Master, if you don't want to go, we won't go."

"Why don't you go!" Guo Degang was angry again, "If he doesn't go, I can go!!!"

"Ouch!"

Both of them hurriedly stopped him, for fear that the old man would say something, after all, the audience couldn't stop laughing because of this sentence.

Good guy, it's okay for Mr. Guo to be a filial son at this age.

Yan Hexiang: "Okay, you can go back, you will."

Guo Degang: "You really don't want to go, I'll go."

Dalin: "Next time!"

Guo Degang: "We must go!!"

Dalin: "Hey, let's go!"

……

Three under five divided by two.

The two finally sent the person back.

But the moment to come back to the stage.

Both of them were smiling and had nothing to say, and at the same time, one after another shouted and booed, and they had never seen such an unscrupulous time.

After a while, Yan Hexiang's brain became hot, and he slapped the table with his hand, "Come on, let's not delay, we'll go backstage, and I'll call filial son and mourn..."

Dalin's expression changed, and he quickly stopped him, "You haven't done it yet."

"Ouch!!"

Yan He was so enlightened that he was really caught by Mr. Guo's sneaking. He quickly took the handkerchief and tied it to the fan. Once tied, it was regarded as a banner, and then began to perform.

nothing else.

It was Dalin wearing a filial robe and holding a flag and kneeling on the ground crying that his father had died, and there was a lot of joy in the audience.

After crying.

Dalin raised his flag again.

"Well, let's go now."

"not bad!"

"Then let's go."

"can not go."

"how?"

"The old man is not dead!"

"I'll fuck you!!!"

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"it is good!!"

The cross talk fell to the bottom.

Da Lin and Yan He bowed to each other, and the theater gave a lot of applause, even cheers.

After all, the scene just now was too much fun for the audience, and only Dalin can perform this kind of identity effect, and the burden is the loudest.

The only pity is that Dalin is still far behind.

Otherwise, you can turn over the flowers.

But I have to say that Dalin and the others reacted very quickly, especially when Mr. Guo knocked on the support, they all improvised.

"It's okay this time." Guo Degang gave a comment when the child was about to come down.

Yu Qian was smiling all the way, "The Deyun Club has performed so many blessings and longevity, and this is the first time I have seen my own father on stage."

"Hey! Do you think I don't know who designed this show? With Qi Ling's current style, it's impossible for him to come here on his own initiative."

Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat on purpose and did not speak, as if he had nothing to do with him.

At the same time ready to go on stage again.

And Dalin and Yan Hexiang who came down were already covered in cold sweat, and they were indeed frightened. Fortunately, when they returned to the side screen, Guo Degang didn't make any comments, and nodded slightly, which was regarded as affirmation of this scene.

Seeing this, when Dalin turned to the backstage, he rarely showed a smile.

However, Master Hou did not forget his work.

Continue to announce the curtain, after the announcement, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came on stage again.

Since Dalin cried once and his father died, the enthusiasm of the audience has not dissipated, and Qi Yuncheng himself is very happy.

Come up and throw the words while turning up the microphone.

"It seems that Dalin and I have the same wish, and we will succeed in time."

"What is success? This is it!" Luan Yunping followed with a smile.

"I'm very happy. I didn't expect the cross talk performance to reach this scale. But you may have noticed that today's venue is a little different, a special performance for master and apprentice father and son.

It is also written on the background of the stage behind. "

"I only found out when it was almost over."

"Master and apprentice father and son, master and apprentice are me and my master."

"Correct!"

"Father and son, Guo Qiling and Yu Qian..."

"You wait for me."

After the terrible secret was revealed, the audience burst into laughter, but Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "It's on the surface."

"Aren't you talking secretly?"

"As long as the backstage knows it."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Father and son are Guo Qiling and my master, so standing on the stage now, I have to introduce myself.

Because it is inevitable that there will be friends who do not know us. "

"That's something to talk about."

"My name is Qi Yuncheng, and I don't have any education. The one next to me is Luan Yunping. He is different. He has been to college!!!"

"What's wrong with going to college, why do you speak so harshly."

"The industry of cross talk is very difficult, and it requires a certain degree of education to study well."

"Anyway, we have to study."

"Cross talk with an elementary school education or junior high school education is a scam, you know?"

"Hey!" Luan Yunping suddenly reminded, "There are a lot of people with this degree in the background."

"Then what's the matter?" Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and asked, "What's the matter with this degree?"

"Didn't you say elementary school education. Is it a scam to say that cross talk is a junior high school education?"

"Yes, but we are shameless, what's the matter?"

"Then it seems that you are really shameless."

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "It's not important, no matter what your educational background, you must have a humble and respectful attitude, it's the same for people and things."

"That's right."

"It's like our master Guo Degang! Usually no one shouts these three words by name in the background, let alone us apprentices.

One day is a teacher and life is a father, and the son does not say the father's surname.That day I went to see Master and asked about some difficult business problems. "

"This is to ask the teacher to be more respectful."

Qi Yuncheng was behind the microphone, and immediately turned his face and shouted, "I'm right, I can't, come on, tell me! You're right, you're right!"

Hahahahaha!
The whole scene burst into laughter.

The audience also instantly understood what kind of master-disciple father-son cross talk session this was.

It was just that Guo Degang came to suffer. Dalin cried for his father in front of him, and this one was directly promoted from his apprentice. The key is the taste of impoliteness.

No one would think that this is still Guo Degang's apprentice.

"Oh, this apprentice is terrible."

Hearing this burden from the side screen, Guo De just sat down to rest for a while, but couldn't sit still, and couldn't help laughing.

"Yun Chengcheng likes to come here a little bit differently, but it's fun and lively! Well, I like it quite a bit, and I will come more in the future." Yu Qian said firmly.

"That's good!" Guo Degang thought of something at the moment, "Brother, let's make a bet."

"What bet?"

"I bet I won't mention you at the curtain call later."

"What if?"

"I win if you say it, and you will miss one wine game this week! If you don't say it, you win it. What do you want?"

"Nothing else, just drink with me once."

"Come on! That's it!"

(End of this chapter)