Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 2 I didn't expect the uncle to have this hobby
【Ding!Cross talk master system starts!The activation rewards are being distributed, congratulations to the host for obtaining the perfect field control ability! 】

Hear this voice.

Qi Yuncheng knew that his system had finally arrived.

The mood is inexplicably elevated.

When he was happy, he realized how terrifying the things this system gave.

A lot of field control experience about the stage was directly stuffed into his mind,

Field control is definitely not something that ordinary actors can easily do.

If you don't have enough stage experience and have performed in cross talk theater for about ten years, it is difficult to do well.

Including his rebirth, he hasn't reached that point until now.

After all, you have to be prepared for any situation that may arise.

But now Qi Yuncheng really understands that the system has completely opened up his thinking.

So he, who was still a little at a loss, suddenly became a little more confident.

Then Juan Jue and Luan Yunping stepped onto the stage.

The moment they go up.

How could Guo Degang, Yu Qian and a group of people in the backstage just come and take a look.

As soon as they came, almost all of them were frowning.

It seems that any performance accident can be expected in the next second.

Because no one has a bottom line in their hearts.

At this time, the audience watching the theater was really happy when they saw the actor coming up, but their expressions changed when they knew who it was.

"Huh? What's going on? Changed?"

"Yeah? I know Team Luan, but the guy next to him really doesn't know much."

"This is the second one. If you say you want to change people, you can change people. Did something happen to Deyun?"

"It's strange! He Wei is not allowed to perform and replaced with other actors? Is it cheating the audience?"

"I just became a fan of Deyun, so what is the situation, is it different from the program list?"

Now Cao Yunjing has left Deyun, but He Wei has changed here and hasn't left for the time being. Naturally, some of his audience are puzzled.

So within ten seconds of going on stage, the whole theater was whispering like a vegetable market.

It's all a mess.

It is too difficult to suppress a scene of this level, Guo Degang and Yu Qian must have a way.

But they are saving the bottom, and it is impossible to go up at this time.

"Tsk!" Guo De just felt a little bit uncomfortable for these two children, and even wondered if he was out of his mind.

Why did they let the two of them chase the ducks up at once.

"It's hard!"

At this time, Yu Qian could see his partner's emotions, so he quickly comforted him, "Don't worry, let's see what they do first.

Yun Cheng has been a teacher for five or six years, and Luan Yunping is similar, with a lot of experience. "

"Hey, that's what you said! The situation in front of me..."

Both the master and the uncle were extremely worried, not to mention the other actors behind them.

Even Xiaoyue looked at the seats below and found that many audience members chose to go to the toilet at this time.

The meaning is already obvious, if it wasn't for Guo Degang and the others who saved the bottom, some people would probably have to leave.

However, Qi Yuncheng was flustered at the moment, the system gave him enough things, he beat the audience who was going to the bathroom below, and immediately shouted.

"Huo, brother who went to the toilet, you lost money! Is that [-] or what?"

Throw out a word.

Half of the original noisy theater had to be suppressed, and then many eyes stared at it.

As long as it is human, there is no one who is not curious about this.

And the elder brother who had to go to the toilet knew that he couldn't carry [-] yuan in his pocket, but he subconsciously turned his head to look at the ground.

That's how he sees it.

Qi Yuncheng immediately had a slightly apologetic attitude, "Yo, I read it wrong, but it looks like the big red thong that Uncle Yu was wearing backstage."

"never heard of that!!"

Luan Yunping immediately added a sentence here, and was startled at the same time.

You know there is a recording today, good guy, the thongs are out.

But the group of people below burst into laughter in an instant.

Not sure what the mess is.

As for those who want to coax the actors down, they don't even have time to watch the excitement.

"Hahaha! Yu Qian, Teacher Yu's thong, where is this? Let me see!"

"Good guy, uncle is really your uncle. Smoking, drinking, burning your head, and wearing thongs are really not against harmony at all."

"Oh, I didn't expect the uncle to have such a hobby. Can you go to the backstage to have a look?"

……

……

It hasn't been a while since I came on stage.

When a small burden was thrown out, almost everyone in the audience laughed, and the picture was full of sense.

Even the noise just now was squeezed out.

This completely slapped a group of worried people on the side screen.

As for Yu Qian who was said, he couldn't laugh or cry the whole time, "Oh, how did this man's mind turn around? This is it!
Done so well. "

Hearing what the senior brother said, Guo De just let out a breath, and his frowning face just now turned into a smile.

It is clear that this child's smashing is so clever.

Cross talk has to let the audience into it for a moment.

Yu Qian and the others all knew each other, even to the point that they couldn't be more familiar with each other. This one hit and hang up, the effect is naturally good.

And it's not so good to hit other actors, obviously this kid is thinking.

But he still has some doubts.

I don't know if this is quick wit, or really gained experience.

On stage at the moment.

Both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping heard laughter, the former certainly couldn't leave the stage so empty.

"Let's not talk about the uncle's thong, or you will come to me later. Let me introduce myself first.

My name is Qi Yuncheng, and this Luan Yunping is beside me! "

"it's me!"

"Every audience can tell by the name that we are disciples of Yunzike.

At the same time, on stage today, it can be seen that everyone really doesn't know us.

In the end who came to Deyun Club to see.

Isn't it Guo Degang?

As we all know, my master Guo Degang is a famous little black fat man! "

"That's right!"

Luan Yunping answered smoothly, but suddenly realized that amidst some laughter from below, she immediately reached out to stop, "Wait a minute, what is a little black fat man?"

Qi Yuncheng looked down and immediately began to excuse himself, "I didn't say that, it was a nickname given by the audience!"

Luan Yunping knew that she could go on to act now, and the effect gradually improved, so she really admired Qi Yuncheng.

But he was performing, so he didn't have time to say anything.

Then he frowned deliberately.

"The audience said it's okay, but you said it's not okay, that's our master."

"Yes yes yes!" Qi Yuncheng put on a perfunctory look, then sank down, gesturing with his right hand at the height of his knee.

"Everyone knows that my master is black and not tall!"

The voice fell.

The audience saw the actor gesticulating the height, the good guy is still half a meter away, and the smile has been piled on his face.

And Luan Yunping, as Deyun's manager, said directly, "No, you don't want to do it anymore, do you?

They are next. "

"What do you mean you don't want to do it anymore?" Qi Yuncheng was still aggrieved behind the microphone.

"Is this tall our master?"

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng looked down, and then deliberately lowered it to his calf, "Then I may be gesturing too high!"

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed again.

All kinds of complaints started.

"Fuck! This actor really dares to speak!"

"That's right! Master dares to be so cruel, it's the first time I've seen someone so courageous."

"I don't have anything else to do now. I just want to see how Mr. Guo thinks of my apprentice at the curtain call. I have to bury this!"

(End of this chapter)