Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 179 Emotional travel is very simple, just touch the switch and leave, hit the wall and come back! 【Subscribe】

"Hey! I feel very sad after being discharged from the hospital!"

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and cried.

Luan Yunping said, "It's not bad for you to come out."

"Traveling failed, causing such a disaster to the family, what's the point of living? Die, touch the switch."

"Yo, are you really here?"

"Touch the switch with your hand!"

"died?"

"Hey! Pants wipe——"

This time the trousers wiping movement was more real, Luan Yunping was taken aback, "Good guy, have you really time-traveled?"

"I never thought I would succeed, everyone, please remember my golden words!"

"What's the matter?"

"As long as you want to cross, touch the switch, because I really succeeded, I really crossed."

When this sentence was thrown out, Qi Yuncheng was absolutely telling the truth standing on the stage, but his partner, the elders on the side screen, and the thousands of old and young men below.

It will only be used as a joke.

At this time, Luan Yunping shook her head, "No one learns this stuff."

"There is a white light in front of my eyes! When I open my eyes again, I will sit in the garden, and there will be a table for the Eight Immortals in front of me. Four dried, four fresh, four candied fruit, four cold meat, three sweet bowls and four desserts!"

"It's really fastidious."

"Full Han banquet! There are countless talented maids on both sides." Qi Yuncheng pointed at himself while talking, "Look at me wearing a flower feather on my top, three beards, and there are court beads hanging here."

"An official?"

"Heh! You are so distinguished, look at both sides! I said, who am I?"

"Still asking."

"The beauty next to me is happy."

Pointing at Qi Yuncheng, he changed roles at the same time and spoke with a smile on his face, "Hey, why did you forget yourself, you are with an adult."

"Oh???"

This sound was not made by Luan Yunping, but by the audience below. They were all familiar with this character.

Qi Yuncheng also looked like he couldn't believe it, and then he clapped his hands happily, "Hey! This is He Shen.

The status of an extremely powerful official in the Qing Dynasty. "

"This is a senior official!" Luan Yunping exclaimed loudly.

"Manchuria Zhenghong Banner Niu Colu family, He Shen and Shi Rong, the in-laws of Emperor Qianlong, and the foreman of the Minister of Military Affairs.

He has the most status, first-class Zhongxian Gong! "

"Yes!"

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng kept looking around, how happy he was, and then he spoke to his servants arrogantly.

"I said you are all obedient, I just came today! Let's have a meal together, is the food ready?
The servant replied, yes, my lord, the dishes are ready in the morning, you can eat.

Okay, everything is fine, Lord Qianlong loves me the most, and if there is me, there will be yours. "

Luan Yunping said, "That is."

"Yo, my lord, you forgot that Lord Qianlong passed away."

moment.

Qi Yuncheng on the stage became quiet, and his expression was as if he had met a ghost.

And the audience is naturally happy.

After waiting for a while, he said again teasingly, "When did it happen?

Back to my lord, it's the third day of the first lunar month.

Today is?
The eighteenth day of the first lunar month. "

After performing the characters, Qi Yuncheng folded his hands and whispered to the audience below: "Everyone, I have read the history. The eighteenth day of the first lunar month is the day when He Shen passed away."

Luan Yunping pointed, "On the day you die?"

"Is it his last day that I traveled here? Oh, my, what should I do.

But just as I was talking, a group of eunuchs came, holding a white damask.

And my lord, the emperor will let you ascend to heaven. "

"Giving white."

"Anyone who has read history knows that He Shen hanged himself on the eighteenth day of the first lunar month."

"Yes!"

Spreading his hands to take the things, Qi Yuncheng felt aggrieved, "Drag the white silk and I'm in tears, but I want my last dignity."

"Is there still dignity?"

"Down with Sakura imperialism!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly raised his right hand.

"What a mess!!"

……

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

This sentence is nothing else, but Tianjing's audience can give applause.

But when they applauded, Luan Yunping spoke anxiously and pressed down her hand, "Okay, you don't touch each other."

Qi Yuncheng himself even explained, "Then how do I watch heroes shout that on TV?"

"Yes, but it's far from it."

"After shouting, I hurriedly waved, um, discuss something, I am an extremely human minister, but if you are going to die today, you have to treat me better.

First of all, for my coffin, I have to match it with leather seats with sunroof. "

"Are you going to die in a car? They don't know."

"If you don't understand, just study it. I'll take a walk first."

"Yoyo?"

"The eunuchs were discussing together, anyway, they knew I couldn't run away. But I just walked away. As soon as I turned around, there was a figure with his back against the wall, and bumped into him with a bang.

It's dark in front of my eyes, wipe my pants——

I'll be right back. "

It was another familiar sound, and Luan Yunping was taken aback when she heard it, "I thought it was a collision."

"What is this called, but I understand." Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized, "Emotional travel is very simple, touch the switch and leave, hit the wall and come back."

"Look, there's a pattern here."

"And I've learned my lesson this time."

"how?"

"It can't travel to ancient times, it doesn't have a switch."

"Tsk! That's right." Luan Yunping agreed with her words with a pinch of toothache.

"If you want to come back, you have to hit the wall. If you hit a broken head, you can travel to the Republic of China."

"Then there will be electricity."

"Touch the switch, oh, pants wipe—"

"Go again."

"Open your eyes again." Qi Yun closed and opened his eyes, then looked around carefully, "I found that I was sitting on the train.

It was dim outside the window.

And I was dressed in the clothes of a generalissimo, with a beard, and I carried my knife.

Speak up.

What time is it! "

"Northeast accent?" Luan Yunping asked curiously after listening to the words.

Qi Yuncheng tilted his head and wondered, "How did I say a Northeast dialect?

There was an adjutant next to him at this time, reporting to the commander-in-chief that it was past five o'clock in the morning.

Who am I?

You, handsome, Zhang Zuolin!

Oh my god, that's great, the three eastern provinces are all mine. "

Luan Yunping greeted her, "That's right!"

"Where is that?
Report to the commander-in-chief, Huanggutun!

Duang! ! ! ! ! "

Before he had time to react, Qi Yuncheng on the stage yelled suddenly, and Luan Yunping who was beside her was startled, and took half a step back quickly, while the audience below laughed again and again.

After that, Qi Yuncheng had to explain, "The explosives buried by the people of Sakura Island, Huanggutun sent me away.

Temporarily I have to shout!
Down with Sakura Imperialism! ! "

"Oh, I was right to shout this time." Luan Yunping walked back and said.

"After thinking about it after I came back, I can come back even if my relationship is dead, and I can go back even if I hit a wall. But I am coming back, and my dream of time travel has not come true.

Traveling again, I hope to go back to the ancient times of our country.I'm going to be a hero. "

"Ancient heroes?"

"Touch the switch, wow, wipe your pants and leave."

"This time?"

----

----

[I originally wanted to wait until the meal was done, and then I would post that one in the evening. Since someone urged me, I will post one first!
Anyway, this cross talk will be finished today.

Some people may think that cross talk is a bit too much sometimes, but there is no doubt that when I write cross talk, subscribing is really better than the usual chapters.

Of course, I will not write more on purpose.

Just wanted to clarify this matter.

Anyway, in the future, I will try my best to post the parts about cross talk in one day, so I hope you don't worry too much about it.

Thanks again for your subscription! 】

(End of this chapter)