Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage
Chapter 178 In broad daylight, the sky is clear, why is there not even a bad guy! 【Subscribe】
Chapter 178 In broad daylight, the sky is clear, why is there not even a bad guy! 【Subscribe】
"Huh? Your research is quite high-end, time travel?"
Luan Yunping never expected that he was researching this thing, so she was very puzzled.
And Qi Yuncheng next to him put his hands in his hands, in a very humble state.
"I have studied it for more than ten years, but in the past two years, TV dramas have borrowed my techniques!"
"Learning from your method?"
"Including some time-travel novels, people live in modern times, and suddenly something happens, wipe their pants—then time travel."
Luan Yunping frowned next to her trousers, and complained, "Is this slipping? It's not wearing it."
"Walking, traversing, isn't that traversing or traversing?"
"Time-traveling! You haven't figured it out after more than ten years of research, so your body is good enough?"
Qi Yuncheng knew that there was no such thing as the last half of the sentence, so he immediately said with a smile, "I always catch cold."
"Hey! Let's get down to business."
"Traveling, I've studied it for more than ten years. As for how to timetravel..." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hands together as he spoke.
"It is to maintain a synchronized space, and these two spaces must maintain a parallel state.
As long as the position is suitable in all aspects, then you will definitely be able to wipe your pants smoothly—"
"Can you really travel through the past?"
"Yes! There are a lot of novels and TV series, and I have studied it, and sometimes I am stunned when I eat!"
"is it?"
"Take that bowl!"
Qi Yuncheng held a bowl in both hands, and stared at it, "Can I travel through time, can I travel through time.
As you all know, my master Guo Degang, he sat by the side and helped me. "
"How to help?"
"Let's go!!" Qi Yuncheng pressed down suddenly, followed by some chuckles, and then the actor said expressionlessly, "Actually, it's fine if you eat rice."
"how?"
"The key is that he likes fried noodles."
"Good guy."
Even if Luan Yunping knew the words, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and subconsciously said, "I know why you hurt Master before.
It all happens for a reason. "
Hahahaha!
A burst of laughter came out.
Qi Yun was speechless, the words must be good, but how could the actor not play well, but he didn't answer this much.
Showing a puzzled expression, bit by bit he held the dough on his face.
"Do you think I can travel through time?"
"Then try more."
"Me too with soda bottles." Qi Yuncheng opened his eyes and closed his eyes, staring at himself as if holding a bottle in his right hand, "Can I travel through time?"
Luan Yunping said, "Is this possible?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The eyes are too small."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "I also have the toilet."
Luan Yunping: "This is big."
Lowering his body, Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shouted again, "Can I travel through? Answer me! Answer me! Vomit~~"
"Good guy, the more you look at it, the more disgusting it becomes."
"Later, I remembered that there are prerequisites for other TV dramas to travel through him."
"What prerequisites?"
"Like being killed."
"And being killed?" Luan Yunping couldn't understand this.
"Walking on the street in the middle of the night, someone came over and stabbed me with a knife. At that time, I wiped my pants—"
"Passed through?"
"Hey, you can give it a try." Qi Yuncheng felt inexplicably confident when he thought about it, and after glancing at his partner, he raised his head and yelled.
"Try it, in the middle of the night, walking on the street. Come on, who will kill me? Friends, who will kill me?
The sky is bright and bright in broad daylight, so there aren't even any bad guys. "
"It's still looking for bad guys."
"Eh!"
Suddenly his eyes fixed, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the direction of one o'clock with great interest, and asked in doubt, "There is a girl in front, could she be a bad person?
I follow her. "
Watching her partner's performance the whole time, Luan Yunping's voice became a little softer, "Are you following?"
"Follow her, but the girl turned her head as she walked, as if she had discovered it."
"That's why I saw you."
"You walked so fast, you scared me." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head to look behind him with a blank expression, then quickly turned his head and said nervously.
"No, she walks fast, and I have to hurry up to keep up. She started to run after a while, and I also ran when she ran. With her yelling voice, I followed this woo~~"
"Okay? The wolf is coming?"
"Turn the corner ahead, she entered the corridor, I was so tired, but I didn't find anything chasing us."
Luan Yunping didn't even think about it, she quickly said, "That's someone, they treat you as a bad person."
"Tsk, it didn't work." Qi Yuncheng scratched his head with a little regret, "But continue to research, and I found that a car accident is a good way."
"Still dead?"
"Get on the road, stand on the street and a car comes, come on, you hit me!"
"Aren't you looking for death?" Luan Yunping was speechless.
"He really came to me, I want to cross!! Duang!"
"It really hit?"
"When I opened my eyes again, I was in the hospital."
"Aren't you in the hospital?"
Qi Yuncheng supported the table with one hand, and began to introduce the scene, "I am lying on the bed, the wall is white, and the list is also white.
Next to it was a bottle of infusion.
There was also a small table with bottles of water and a plate of raisins. "
"Dry goods!"
"My master is sitting next to you! You're awake!
I said it's all right, master, don't worry, it's okay, am I not practicing time-traveling? "
After saying something, Qi Yuncheng's expression became a little ugly after seeing something, and he pointed with his hand, "Oh, who bought me the raisins?
Raisins are my least favorite.
The master spoke at this time. "
"say what?"
"I bought grapes, and you have been in a coma for more than a year."
"Hooo!!!"
I was so surprised that there was a lot of laughter below.
This joke is mainly a novelty, which is very suitable for the curious state of young people, so it is very fun to listen to.
But there are also many old people at the scene, so I don't understand what I heard.
However, things like baggage can still show a lot of laughs, so there are also older people with smiles on their lips.
Regarding this point, a group of people in the side screen are observing the atmosphere and effect.
So far it should be no problem.
At this time, the front row of the auditorium in the auditorium was the girl who gave Qi Yuncheng that special bouquet before.
But he smiled and said to the grandfather next to him.
"How about it, Qi Yuncheng's cross talk is very interesting! I saw a few old men around me smiling."
The old man didn't show any expression, "It's not bad! At most, it can be seen that he has a certain performance and experience."
"I really can't tell you."
This girl was quite speechless, and it was precisely because of her grandfather that she didn't go when the actor came to the stage to give presents just now.
Just because he was afraid that he would be unhappy.
But I also think it's normal. An old man like grandpa must have a different focus from them.
So for the performance just now, some thought it was good, and some thought it was just okay.
Because their tastes are different, they like traditional ones. Naturally, this new joke definitely doesn't fit their ideas.
A difficult thing to say.
This is true of every industry.
(End of this chapter)
"Huh? Your research is quite high-end, time travel?"
Luan Yunping never expected that he was researching this thing, so she was very puzzled.
And Qi Yuncheng next to him put his hands in his hands, in a very humble state.
"I have studied it for more than ten years, but in the past two years, TV dramas have borrowed my techniques!"
"Learning from your method?"
"Including some time-travel novels, people live in modern times, and suddenly something happens, wipe their pants—then time travel."
Luan Yunping frowned next to her trousers, and complained, "Is this slipping? It's not wearing it."
"Walking, traversing, isn't that traversing or traversing?"
"Time-traveling! You haven't figured it out after more than ten years of research, so your body is good enough?"
Qi Yuncheng knew that there was no such thing as the last half of the sentence, so he immediately said with a smile, "I always catch cold."
"Hey! Let's get down to business."
"Traveling, I've studied it for more than ten years. As for how to timetravel..." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hands together as he spoke.
"It is to maintain a synchronized space, and these two spaces must maintain a parallel state.
As long as the position is suitable in all aspects, then you will definitely be able to wipe your pants smoothly—"
"Can you really travel through the past?"
"Yes! There are a lot of novels and TV series, and I have studied it, and sometimes I am stunned when I eat!"
"is it?"
"Take that bowl!"
Qi Yuncheng held a bowl in both hands, and stared at it, "Can I travel through time, can I travel through time.
As you all know, my master Guo Degang, he sat by the side and helped me. "
"How to help?"
"Let's go!!" Qi Yuncheng pressed down suddenly, followed by some chuckles, and then the actor said expressionlessly, "Actually, it's fine if you eat rice."
"how?"
"The key is that he likes fried noodles."
"Good guy."
Even if Luan Yunping knew the words, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and subconsciously said, "I know why you hurt Master before.
It all happens for a reason. "
Hahahaha!
A burst of laughter came out.
Qi Yun was speechless, the words must be good, but how could the actor not play well, but he didn't answer this much.
Showing a puzzled expression, bit by bit he held the dough on his face.
"Do you think I can travel through time?"
"Then try more."
"Me too with soda bottles." Qi Yuncheng opened his eyes and closed his eyes, staring at himself as if holding a bottle in his right hand, "Can I travel through time?"
Luan Yunping said, "Is this possible?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The eyes are too small."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "I also have the toilet."
Luan Yunping: "This is big."
Lowering his body, Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shouted again, "Can I travel through? Answer me! Answer me! Vomit~~"
"Good guy, the more you look at it, the more disgusting it becomes."
"Later, I remembered that there are prerequisites for other TV dramas to travel through him."
"What prerequisites?"
"Like being killed."
"And being killed?" Luan Yunping couldn't understand this.
"Walking on the street in the middle of the night, someone came over and stabbed me with a knife. At that time, I wiped my pants—"
"Passed through?"
"Hey, you can give it a try." Qi Yuncheng felt inexplicably confident when he thought about it, and after glancing at his partner, he raised his head and yelled.
"Try it, in the middle of the night, walking on the street. Come on, who will kill me? Friends, who will kill me?
The sky is bright and bright in broad daylight, so there aren't even any bad guys. "
"It's still looking for bad guys."
"Eh!"
Suddenly his eyes fixed, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the direction of one o'clock with great interest, and asked in doubt, "There is a girl in front, could she be a bad person?
I follow her. "
Watching her partner's performance the whole time, Luan Yunping's voice became a little softer, "Are you following?"
"Follow her, but the girl turned her head as she walked, as if she had discovered it."
"That's why I saw you."
"You walked so fast, you scared me." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head to look behind him with a blank expression, then quickly turned his head and said nervously.
"No, she walks fast, and I have to hurry up to keep up. She started to run after a while, and I also ran when she ran. With her yelling voice, I followed this woo~~"
"Okay? The wolf is coming?"
"Turn the corner ahead, she entered the corridor, I was so tired, but I didn't find anything chasing us."
Luan Yunping didn't even think about it, she quickly said, "That's someone, they treat you as a bad person."
"Tsk, it didn't work." Qi Yuncheng scratched his head with a little regret, "But continue to research, and I found that a car accident is a good way."
"Still dead?"
"Get on the road, stand on the street and a car comes, come on, you hit me!"
"Aren't you looking for death?" Luan Yunping was speechless.
"He really came to me, I want to cross!! Duang!"
"It really hit?"
"When I opened my eyes again, I was in the hospital."
"Aren't you in the hospital?"
Qi Yuncheng supported the table with one hand, and began to introduce the scene, "I am lying on the bed, the wall is white, and the list is also white.
Next to it was a bottle of infusion.
There was also a small table with bottles of water and a plate of raisins. "
"Dry goods!"
"My master is sitting next to you! You're awake!
I said it's all right, master, don't worry, it's okay, am I not practicing time-traveling? "
After saying something, Qi Yuncheng's expression became a little ugly after seeing something, and he pointed with his hand, "Oh, who bought me the raisins?
Raisins are my least favorite.
The master spoke at this time. "
"say what?"
"I bought grapes, and you have been in a coma for more than a year."
"Hooo!!!"
I was so surprised that there was a lot of laughter below.
This joke is mainly a novelty, which is very suitable for the curious state of young people, so it is very fun to listen to.
But there are also many old people at the scene, so I don't understand what I heard.
However, things like baggage can still show a lot of laughs, so there are also older people with smiles on their lips.
Regarding this point, a group of people in the side screen are observing the atmosphere and effect.
So far it should be no problem.
At this time, the front row of the auditorium in the auditorium was the girl who gave Qi Yuncheng that special bouquet before.
But he smiled and said to the grandfather next to him.
"How about it, Qi Yuncheng's cross talk is very interesting! I saw a few old men around me smiling."
The old man didn't show any expression, "It's not bad! At most, it can be seen that he has a certain performance and experience."
"I really can't tell you."
This girl was quite speechless, and it was precisely because of her grandfather that she didn't go when the actor came to the stage to give presents just now.
Just because he was afraid that he would be unhappy.
But I also think it's normal. An old man like grandpa must have a different focus from them.
So for the performance just now, some thought it was good, and some thought it was just okay.
Because their tastes are different, they like traditional ones. Naturally, this new joke definitely doesn't fit their ideas.
A difficult thing to say.
This is true of every industry.
(End of this chapter)
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