Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 162 The big iron stick stabbed the director of the hospital! 【Subscribe】

"Dear listeners and friends! Now is the time for our commercials."

As soon as he sang something, Qi Yuncheng immediately entered this link again, and Luan Yunping subconsciously waved her hands and complained when she knew about it.

"For so long, I haven't heard anything serious!"

"Sister Wang!!" Qi Yuncheng looked sideways and asked seriously, "What should I do if I got pregnant by accident!"

"Oh! Why is there everything here?"

"It doesn't matter if you get pregnant by accident, please go to the big iron stick hospital and find the director!
3 minutes safe surgery.

Are you late for work? "

"Ok?"

"Do not delay work, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow!

Please remember to stab the director of the hospital with a big iron stick! "

As soon as the commercial was over, Luan Yunping complained beside her, "It's so fun to listen to."

"Dear listeners, next is the time for our Beijing Opera Grand View Garden, and we have invited an 81-year-old Peking Opera performer.

Teacher Wang Xiuhua. "

Luan Yunping: "This is an old artist."

"Please enjoy!"

"All right!"

Putting his hands together, Qi Yuncheng lowered his voice and immediately murmured in dialect, "Hello, dear listeners.

My name is Wang Xiuhua, I am 81 years old, and I have loved singing since I was a child!

That year I met the master of Peking Opera, Mr. Mei Lanfang!
Mr. Mei likes me very much. "

"Yes!"

"I once said to me, Nier, your voice is suitable for singing Henan opera!"

"Hi!" Luan Yunping and the audience laughed, "Mr. Mei still knows what's good."

"I love Peking opera very much. I want to pour my blood on the stage of Peking opera, so they stopped me and never went to the stage in my life."

"Good guy, I didn't go, it took me a long time to talk about it."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The Beijing opera is over!"

"There's no Beijing opera here!"

"Miss Wang!!"

"Ok?"

"What if I accidentally got pregnant again!"

Luan Yunping was speechless, and pointed with her hand, "Is this a bit too fast!"

"Didn't I tell you again? The director of the hospital is stabbed by a big iron stick, and the operation is safe in 3 minutes!
Late work?
Do not delay work, do surgery today and go to work tomorrow, remember the big iron stick to stab the director of the hospital! "

"It's all over again."

"Dear listeners and friends, then it's time for our traffic safety traffic light program. Welcome to listen to the traffic information sent by this station remembering the accident-prone scene."

"Live!!" Luan Yunping emphasized more.

Qi Yuncheng immediately amplified his voice and shouted: "Dear friends, hello everyone, I am at a crossroads, here is... Duang!!!!"

"You even killed the reporter?" Luan Yunping was surprised.

"Sorry for the signal loss, welcome to the studio program."

"This situation is too messy."

"Miss Wang!!"

"oops!!"

Saying this again, Luan Yunping was completely helpless, she turned her face away and didn't want to hear it, but the audience below burst into laughter.

"What if I accidentally got pregnant?"

After a while, Luan Yunping looked back, "Don't you guys do something else?"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "I've told you three times, the director of the hospital will be stabbed by a big iron stick, and the operation will be safe in 3 minutes!
Late work?
What kind of work do you guys do? "

"That's right, I'm too busy."

Hahahaha!

Huh~~

As soon as I said this, there was constant laughter and booing below.

There were even a lot of little girls who couldn't help laughing. As for what they were busy with, how could they not know.

This year is not like in the past, girls even know more than boys.

And after a while.

Qi Yuncheng said.

"Welcome to our local opera Grand View Garden program!"

"It's another play."

"In this program, please listen to the clip of Hebei Bangzi's "Yuanmen Zhanzi"!"

Luan Yunping stretched out a thumb, "That's good."

"It's not that!!!!"

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng gave another high-pitched voice, and the following men, women and children applauded and applauded as usual after hearing it.

But in the next second, Qi Yuncheng turned sideways and spoke again.

"Sister Wang, what should I do if I accidentally got pregnant again!"

"Hi! Here we go again."

"I can't help you right now."

"how?"

"I'm pregnant too."

"Screw you!!"

……

"Hahahaha! Good!!"

"I couldn't breathe from laughing throughout this cross talk, it was so funny."

"If Qi Yuncheng is not popular this year, who else is going to be popular!! His cross talk is so fun!"

"Master Hou! I'm afraid I'll never forget this big iron stick hospital, Sister Wang."

"Oh!! Qi Yuncheng!"

……

The cross talk is over.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping bowed and stepped down amidst the restlessness of the audience.

In fact, there are still many Liangzi who learn radio, because you can add baggage at will, so there are many versions.

This is where the actors have to deal, because every performance can never be exactly the same.

If they were exactly the same, it could only be a student.

And as soon as they're done.

At this time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian who were playing the gate also stood up and got ready.

when you see them.

Qi Yuncheng also noticed a few more people going down, but he didn't pay much attention, and still smiled and said, "Master, uncle, you have worked hard, you have been watching here!"

Yu Qian nodded, and then boasted.

"It was a good show, and the cooperation is becoming more and more tacit! The high-pitched singing is not bad, and we can come more in the future.

I like to listen to it. "

"Thank you! Let's go down and drink some water first."

Just as he was about to leave, Guo Degang suddenly asked the child to say something more, "By the way! Yun Cheng, I remembered something when you sang just now!

That is to change to Liu Chang at the curtain call.

After all, the West Wing also sang so many times at the curtain call.

So this time I unpacked something fresh.

Now go and see how the biscuits and Qiling are preparing.

I wrote some lyrics for them when they came over for the side screen just now.

You have it yourself. "

"Okay!"

"Go then!"

Say a word or two.

The host announces the curtain on the stage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian walked onto the stage together, and the moment they showed up on the stage, the audience roared loudly.

"Thank you! Just now, it was two children who talked about learning radio. Traditional cross talk, and then adding personal adaptations can have very good results.

In short, with more hard work, the two children seem to be getting better and better. "

"That's right!"

"I also hope that all of you will praise Qi Yuncheng more. This year, you will be pointing at him to cause trouble."

……

Accompanied by the prelude to the stage by the master and the uncle, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went backstage first, not because they didn't want to listen.

But first have to rest for a while.

After all, it's been so long.

Going down to the backstage, the backstage is really crowded with people, and if you want to walk around, you almost have to brush your shoulders to pass, who knows that the backstage of the theater is indeed too small.

But also lively.

A group of actors were playing together, but Shaobing and Dalin were really holding some kind of paper to read.

Qi Yuncheng didn't pay much attention to this.

Liu, who called the curtain call, was the last to speak.

The master and uncle's performance plus encore can last for four to 10 minutes, and there is still time to understand.

So first check your own system score.

For this scoring, he has put in a lot of effort today, as can be seen in his high-pitched voice.

And the purpose is naturally the s score, and then get a decade.

No matter what experience he has in the past ten years, he has earned it with blood.

(End of this chapter)