Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 161 Who Eating Jajang Noodles! 【Subscribe】

"Come on slowly! But Xiaoyue's side is really coming soon, and then there will be another wave of excitement, the wedding in April."

"Well, we are also happy to see the child get married and start a business. Speaking of which, it is not easy for Xiaoyue to come all the way."

"It's mainly because I got the hang of it, and it's also growing recently."

After Guo Degang and Yu Qian exchanged a few words in the side scene, they continued to watch the children's performance with peace of mind, and then a few children came over from time to time to have a look and talk.

Although the next program is for them to save money and have to rest well, but they are sitting here at the moment, so it is not bad.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng was still hosting his own radio station in a serious manner.

"In order to satisfy the letters from the enthusiastic audience, we have arranged for you a cross talk with Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!
Please enjoy the clip of the traditional program "Reporting the Name of Vegetables"! "

"Oh, it's really going to be played."

"First of all, please enjoy the guanguchi part."

"It depends on kung fu."

Turning slightly sideways, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and started his basic skills.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose...what to do if you get athlete's foot!!"

"What is this!!"

While listening, Luan Yunping was startled suddenly, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter from below.

"Why is there an advertisement?"

"It doesn't matter if you have athlete's foot, welcome to choose the ointment of the next level of building brand!"

"This name is too long."

"Using the white sun and the mountain to make the Yellow River flow into the sea, Yuqianlimu Going to the next level Lou brand ointment can effectively inhibit all kinds of athlete's foot.

Welcome to choose the ointment ointment that the Yellow River flows into the sea with the mountains in the sun, and you want to go a thousand miles and improve your eyesight!
The ointment is produced by the Second Factory of Hardworking Pharmaceuticals from sweat dripping down the soil at noon on the day of hoeing, but every grain of the food on the plate is hard work!
Spicy boiled live carp, salted duck, and chicken, the cross talk broadcast is over! "

"How can there be cross talk here!! Appreciation of the whole Tang poem!"

Hahahaha!

A bunch of fun!
After performing such a segment on the stage, at this moment, many audience members are already enjoying non-stop music, because although the burden of this cross talk is not a big burden, it is very dense.

It is a passage that can make the audience feel interesting and amusing, and then listen to it with a smile, and at the same time make the audience listen to the cross talk with more emotion.

This is the role of the second.

However, as a radio host, Qi Yuncheng couldn't talk too much, and continued with his own things.

"The above program is produced by the production of the day and the mountains, the Yellow River flows into the sea..."

"Okay!" Hurry up, Luan Yunping stopped, "Look at what Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's cross talk is talking about."

"Listen friends!"

"What kind of show is this?"

Qi Yuncheng supported the table and said, "As a Yanjing native, don't you like noodles with fried sauce?"

"What is this?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.

"Then when eating Jajangmyeon, don't you say you don't need some soybeans?"

"Oh!" After Luan Yunping understood, she looked at the audience and explained to those who didn't understand, "Everyone, this is an advertisement for Soybean."

"Don't tell me you don't need a little cucumber when you eat Jajangmyeon?"

"An ad for cucumbers?"

"Don't you need a little yellow sauce when eating Jajangmyeon?"

"What kind of ad is this?"

Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his head and chest and asked, "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you need to look at some yellow plates?"

"I've never heard of it!! Who's eating fried noodles!"

When he said what he said just now suddenly, Qi Yuncheng subconsciously faltered, and quickly waved his hands.

"I'm sorry, there is a problem with the line, and it was connected to Luan Yunping's broadcasting tuner just now."

As soon as Luan Yunping said this, she was overjoyed, "It's always me!"

"The next thing I invite you to enjoy is commercials!"

"here we go again!"

"Hey, isn't this Teacher Luan Yunping?
it's me! (squeeze his throat)"

"Why do I say that?" Luan Yunping said again.

Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with your throat?
Hi Hemorrhoids! ! "

"I've never heard of it!!" Luan Yunping pointed at her throat and said speechlessly, "Hemorrhoids are making your throat?"

"It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids. You are welcome to choose Deyun Brand Qingyin Pills. Taking Qingyin Pills will ensure your voice is crisp and clear."

"What about my hemorrhoids?"

"Go to the hospital!"

"Nonsense! It's time to go to the hospital."

After the advertisement was broadcast, Qi Yuncheng went to his own program again, deliberately amplifying the sound.

"Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for our Pingju amateurs to sing the show."

"Then what's the point of singing?"

After complimenting her again, Luan Yunping calmed herself down a little.

This show is actually a lot of fanfare, so every time Qi Yuncheng speaks, Luan Yunping has to find something to laugh about.

And every sentence requires size, so it really requires experience and tacit understanding.

But Luan Yunping also knew that while performing, the effect was good.

Then continue to look at your partner.

"As we all know, Pingju is the main local opera in Northeast China and North China. It is easy to understand, and there are many fanciers among the people.

We have chosen two friends who are the most amateurs among many foreigners. "

"Good guy, this is powerful enough."

"One of these two's screen names is Who Will Kill Me, and the other is called I Will Kill Who!"

"This is the best partner."

"The two of you will jointly perform a segment of Yang Ershe's begging for alms duet. This is a traditional program. One of the two is singing Huadan, and the other is Xiaosheng,

Huadan's voice is very high, high-pitched, and Xiaosheng's singing is full of charm!
Sing out to shake the world and weep ghosts and gods! "

Luan Yunping: "Then let's listen!"

Give the words.

Qi Yuncheng himself really had to make some preparations, because he really didn't sing very well, and it was also for the sake of today's performance and a higher system score.

It's also more buying power.

So after a few seconds of brewing, a high-pitched voice suddenly came out.

"There is an adult in Henan, Yang, Yang Jifeng!!!"

This sound was heard clearly in the entire theater without using a microphone, and the expressions of the audience became excited in an instant.

After all, it is easy to give people emotions in a high-pitched voice.

But Luan Yunping was different, she was taken aback by the side, clutching her heart and feeling uncomfortable.

A few seconds later, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and lowered his voice, "That's my father's second-rank officer~~"

"This is too low."

"(Gao) Ask your parents how he is, old man!!!"

"Ouch!"

"(Low) Unfortunately, my father and mother died in Huangquan~~"

"Okay, okay!" Luan Yun pulled Qi Yuncheng back, then waved her hand, "I'm almost insane, I'm going to sing again, do you believe me if I kill them both?

What the heck! "

(End of this chapter)