Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 173 The country's first internal mouth hemorrhoid resection surgery, Qin Huairu's catastrophe

Although Qin Huairu spoke clearly, the doctor also listened to him sincerely.

But subconsciously, the doctor's brain refuses to believe what the ears are receiving.

"What, what did you just say?" the doctor asked.

"I mean, when I went to the dermatology department just now, the doctor said," Qin Huairu felt ashamed to death, blushed, and said bravely, "The doctor said that my mother's mouth is hemorrhoids!"

"..." The corner of the anorectal doctor's mouth twitched a few times after hearing this.

The other patients who were queuing up couldn't help themselves, and the corners of their mouths raised slightly.

Have hemorrhoids in your mouth?
"Pfft!" The anorectal doctor still couldn't believe it, and said with a smile, "Don't be ridiculous, the dermatology doctor is probably joking with you, how could hemorrhoids grow into the mouth?"

As he spoke, the anorectal doctor took out a cotton swab, opened his mouth wide, and said, "Ah—come here, open your mouth, let me take a look."

Jia Zhang opened his mouth wide, and the doctor wiped it with a cotton swab a few times, then took a flashlight and shone it on Jia Zhang's mouth.

"Keep your head up a little higher."

"Yes, yes, from this angle."

"Okay, don't move, don't move, let me take a good look."

The anorectal doctor looked at it carefully.

Shi'er tilted his head, Shi'er frowned.

The expression on his face also changed from being relaxed at the beginning, to hesitation, and finally to shock!

It's been a long time.

"Hiss!" The anorectal doctor gasped, "Impossible!"

"But……"

"I'll take a look again, I'll be fine, let's take a look!"

Watched for several minutes.

The anorectal doctor said 'wait for a while' and ran out.

The name of this anorectal doctor is Hu Kaikai, and he has been the attending doctor for ten years.

The reasoning said that Hu Kaikai had seen all kinds of anorectal diseases, and he was well-informed and experienced, so naturally he would not make a fuss easily.

But today, Hu Kaikai was really shocked.

Because according to his doctor's knowledge and judgment, he was sure that hemorrhoids grew there, but how could hemorrhoids grow in a person's mouth?

This is not logical...

This unscientific!
This is impossible!

However, such a thing happened like this.

So it was natural for Hu Kaifang to report this matter to the director of the anorectal department immediately.

"Hu Kaikai, what are you messing around with?" After hearing the news, the director of the anorectal department had a dissatisfied expression on his face: "Your joke is not funny at all. A silly joke? And the patient has hemorrhoids in his mouth, it's just ridiculous."

"Director! What I said is absolutely true. I saw it with my own eyes and diagnosed it myself." Anorectal doctor Hu Kaikai explained: "Please believe me, Director! I'm not joking, really!"

"Believe you?" The director of the anorectal department frowned: "Are you crazy? If you were me, would you believe that someone would have hemorrhoids in their mouths? Go, go, go, stop messing around, come back to you the consulting room."

The director said and waved his hands, completely disbelieving in this absurd thing.

This is not to say that the director is not easy to communicate with. On the contrary, the director is very approachable and easy to talk to. Generally, no matter what situation is reported to him, the director will immediately find a solution.

Just because he's approachable and talkative doesn't mean he's stupid.

It's so easy to believe the nonsense of hemorrhoids in the mouth, it must be that the brain is not normal.

Seeing that everyone cast a half-smile look.

Anorectal doctor Hu Kaikai was in a hurry. In order to prove that he hadn’t said anything, he swore:

"How about it, Director, I guarantee my daughter's happiness, I really didn't talk nonsense!"

"Here, you can always trust me, right?"

When this statement came out, everyone on the scene was shocked.

Take your own children as a guarantee?
The director cast a serious look and said, "Are you okay, Hu Kaikai? Are you serious?"

"Of course it's true, everything I said is true," the anorectal doctor said again: "In short, based on my ability and judgment, I think that what the patient had growing in his mouth must be hemorrhoids, but this thing grew in his mouth. This is too mysterious, so I want you, Director, to help you research, whether it is something that looks like hemorrhoids but I don’t know, or my judgment is right, it is hemorrhoids, director, you still follow me Let's go and see together."

Having said all of this, the director also saw that opening up for Hu didn't look like a joke.

Who is joking, using your own daughter as a joke?
Out of curiosity, the director got up immediately.

Some nurses and other doctors in the director's office rushed over when they heard the news.

'Have you heard?One patient suspected hemorrhoids in his mouth. '

The news spread quickly, and the doctors and nurses in the anorectal department, who had jobs on hand for the time being, all ran over.

Even people from other departments are surrounding this side.

The director came to the consulting room.

In order to be able to see more clearly.

The two doctors went up and down, and respectively opened Jia Zhang's mouth to ensure that the mouth was opened to the maximum degree.

Everyone looked into the bloody mouth...

Everyone is very curious, what is growing in it?

Soon, it was witnessed by all the medical staff of the anorectal department headed by the director.

Finally came to the conclusion -

Jia Zhang's mouth was indeed full of hemorrhoids!

……

Once the news came out, everyone was shocked.

Everyone opened their mouths and eyes wide, as if they had heard some shocking news, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.

I don't know how long it took.

hiss!
Hiss!

sizzle!
Countless people at the scene gasped.

Discussion sounded again.

"Oh my god, the hemorrhoids can still grow into the mouth."

"Also, it has a long mouth, which is really unheard of, unheard of!"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it even if I was killed."

"I saw it with my own eyes, and I didn't believe it!"

"Oh my god, there are hemorrhoids in the mouth. This is like a sow climbing a tree and a river flowing backwards! This is simply a spectacle!"

……

In an instant, the hospital exploded, and the crowd became lively.

Whether it is the chief doctor and nurse, or the patient who comes to see the doctor.

Whether it is men and women, or the elderly and children.

Everyone was dumbfounded by the news.

Not surprisingly, this legendary story will soon spread.

Those who heard the rumors had no idea what expressions they would have.

Not surprisingly...

The mole on Jiazhang's mouth will definitely be marked in the history of human medicine.

……

"Oh my god, I have hemorrhoids in my mouth!"

Thinking about this diagnosis, the director couldn't help laughing.

In order to keep from laughing out loud, the director ran outside to adjust his mood several times.

In the end, I couldn't hold back...

So for the sake of face.

The director quickly ran to the doctor's bathroom.

"Squeak!" The bathroom door opened.

"Pfft!" The director immediately burst out laughing, covering his belly with his hands, and laughed silently for several minutes, his face was flushed red, and he almost died from laughing, the director had to wash his face with cold water quickly, still couldn't help thinking He laughed, and then patted his cheeks countless times with cold water, and then he managed to stop the smile.

When I went out of the toilet, I saw a few medical staff who seemed to have been tapped for laughter, all supporting the wall or someone, laughing silently.

"Be serious." The director stretched out his index finger and made a silence gesture: "Shh... I know it's hard to hold back, but try not to laugh out loud. If you can't, just put on a mask and cover your mouth. Is it gone?"

Several medical staff nodded one after another...

Promise to Promise...

But still...it's really hard to hold back.

So in the following consultation, from time to time, I could hear some small smiles that I tried my best to hold back.

"According to the judgment of our anorectal department, whether it is the pathological form, the pathological symptoms, or the test results, it clearly shows that the growth on your mother-in-law's mouth is indeed hemorrhoids." The director said.

"Then, how could this be? How can there be hemorrhoids on a person's mouth?" Qin Huairu asked again.

This question stopped the director. The director frowned and said seriously: "This question, to tell you the truth, all our medical staff are very puzzled."

Qin Huairu: "..."

"Your mother-in-law's hemorrhoids are very numerous and serious. Immediate treatment is needed, otherwise it will affect her defecation..."

"Oh no, no, it's not defecation. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Otherwise, it will affect her, eat!"

After the director said this, he felt a little embarrassed.

After working for so many years, I have long been used to the fact that hemorrhoids should grow on the bottom. The first time I saw it in my mouth, I couldn’t help changing the habit for a while, so I said defecation. Fortunately, the director’s brain reacted quickly and corrected it immediately.

Qin Huairu: "..."

Jia Zhang: "..."

It's just that if you say it, everyone at the scene will be there.

For a while, everyone was amused by what the director called "defecating", and at the same time, they were doubled happy by the director's wit.

"Pfft!" Finally a nurse couldn't help it, and laughed directly: "Hahahahaha!"

With her smile, everyone in the consultation room, who was holding back, couldn't help laughing.

"Hehehehehe..." A female doctor laughed heartily.

"Geigeigeigeigei..." A male doctor smiled while clutching his stomach.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka..." Someone laughed like this.

"Quack quack quack quack..." Someone laughed like this.

"Huh~hehe...huh~hehehe...huh~hehehe..." Someone lifted the mask, panting and laughing.

All kinds of laughter were mixed together, and the chaos resounded in the consulting room.

For a moment, the entire consultation room seemed to be playing a symphony of laughter.

And the audience, only two people.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang.

The two looked at each other in embarrassment.

"Can you stop laughing?" Jia Zhang opened his bloody mouth and roared.

The laughter at the scene stopped abruptly, and the person who couldn't hold back ran out.

……

I don't know how long it took.

The people in the anorectal department accepted this fact that broke the three views-there are some people who have hemorrhoids in their mouths.

"What should we do next, doctor?" Qin Huairu asked.

"There is no other way but surgical resection," said the director.

"Then, how much does it cost?" Qin Huairu asked again.

"For hemorrhoids of this magnitude, the operation fee is at least three hundred." The doctor stretched out three fingers.

As soon as this remark came out, Qin Huairu immediately pulled Jia Zhangshi and was about to leave.

Of course Jia Zhang didn't want to, and shouted: "Why? What do you want to do? Won't you treat me?"

"Mom, I really want to treat you, but three hundred yuan, where can I get you so much money?" Qin Huairu said with a sad face: "It's not like you don't know about our family's situation, I think we should Let's change it to another place."

"No!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was already ashamed to death, so why not be surrounded by others again in another place?Thinking of Jia Zhang's family, he wanted to bump his head to death: "Just look here, I'm not going anywhere!"

"But where do you want me to get money?" Qin Huairu was anxious.

"I don't care. You can find a way by yourself. You can go back to your natal family to ask for it. If it's really not good, you can sell your natal family's house." Jia Zhang said: "In short, you can't sell our family's things."

Hearing this, Qin Huairu's expression froze, and she argued: "Don't say I don't have the ability to sell my natal house, but I can sell it. Is a house in the countryside worth 300 yuan? Do you think it's three yuan? Well? 300 yuan, my salary for a year without eating or drinking is not that much."

"Anyway, I don't care. If I don't cut my hemorrhoids, I won't live." Jia Zhang said, lying on the hospital bed, playing a rogue.

……

Seeing that the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were arguing, the director immediately thought of a way to help the patient.

So the director suggested: "Let's do this. For the sake of the two of you who are really in trouble, I thought of a way to reduce the operation fee for you, but I don't know. Would you like it?"

"What way? Doctor, tell me, as long as it can be reduced, we are all willing." Qin Huairu said immediately, let alone three hundred, she was not willing to spend even three yuan.

"This is a special case. We want to treat this operation as a research, that is, to conduct a public report experiment. There may even be doctors from other hospitals coming to do research together." The director said: "After all As far as I know, your mother-in-law is probably the first case in the country to have hemorrhoids in her mouth, and there are so many hemorrhoids, so the scientific research value is also there, as long as you are willing to disclose information, including pictures of your mother-in-law's illness. , It can be regarded as a contribution to the medical field, the operation fee, here we reimburse 200 for the anorectal department, you only need to pay [-], and it will be fine. Look at this proposal, can you accept it?"

"I can accept it, but we don't have one hundred yuan." Qin Huairu said: "Since my mother-in-law can contribute to medicine, can the operation fee be completely waived?"

"This is really not possible. I only have such a large authority, and it is unknown whether this research is meaningful. After all, if this same case does not appear again in the future, this research is equivalent to useless." The director's attitude is very clear. , he has tried his best.

"You just think of a way to call Director?" Qin Huairu begged.

"As I said, this is already the best I can do. Otherwise, you can think about it again. If you need it, please contact me at any time." The director turned and left. He also had other work to do. .

The Qinhuai Rujia Zhang family discussed here for a long time.

Finally thought of an old way.

Let the people in the courtyard donate money.

Leaving Mrs. Jia and Zhang in the hospital, Qin Huairu returned to the courtyard and told the uncle about this idea.

The uncle had no objection, and immediately held another general meeting to bring up the matter of donating money.

"I object. The hemorrhoids on Mrs. Jia's mouth were punished by God with a poisonous oath. This money cannot be donated. Donating it is equivalent to doing right with God." A woman holding a child in the courtyard, the first One stood up and objected.

"That's right, we don't dare to fight against God. If you want to donate, just donate. I won't donate anyway." Another woman said.

Upon hearing this, the third master also said: "It is really impossible to donate at this time. Of course, everyone knows the situation of my family. There are seven people in my family. With my salary, life is already tight. I am even more afraid to do right with God, so I don’t donate anymore.”

After saying this, the third master turned his head and left immediately.

"Then Lao Yan won't donate anymore, and I won't donate either." The second uncle Liu Haizhong followed.

"Then I won't donate and withdraw." Xu Damao also said.

Soon, every minute, all the people in the courtyard dispersed.

Zou He watched the play quietly, and before it was Zou He's turn to speak, the people in the courtyard had already risen up.

Hearing everyone's excuses, Zou He couldn't help laughing.

Good guy, for God's sake?
You think too much, this is the role of my system.

But on second thought, yes.

I'm afraid science will never be able to explain this...

It is quite appropriate to use God's punishment.

After all, if Zou He didn't have a system, he suddenly saw a person being struck by lightning, and then he had hemorrhoids on his mouth and pustules on the soles of his feet...

The oaths that were sworn have been fulfilled.

Zou He may really suspect that this is really God's punishment.

After all, this is too unbelievable.

……

Qin Huairu couldn't donate any money, so he had to open his mouth and ask the elder Yi Zhonghai for a loan.

Seeing Qin Huairu's pitiful appearance, Yi Zhonghai's heart trembled violently.

Yi Zhonghai wanted to borrow money, but after his accident, his home was also emptied, and the factory fined him a lot of wages because of Yi Zhonghai's swearing.

Now Yi Zhonghai has no savings in his hands.

It's still a lot of money.

"Why don't we sell the cabinet, bed, and table in Shazhu's house?" Yi Zhonghai suggested, "When Zhuzi comes back, I'll tell him that he won't mind. After all, I have educated Zhuzi for so long, and I still know him well, so he wouldn't blame us for being so selfish."

"Success!" It's not about selling your own, but about selling a fool, of course Qin Huairu has no objection: "Sell it now."

So Master Qin Huairu sold all the things that could be sold in Shazhu's house.

Finally scraped together enough money.

Soon, Jia Zhang's mouth was opened, and hemorrhoidectomy began.

Many doctors from the nearby anorectal department who received the news came to observe and learn from the model.

"This is the first internal mouth hemorrhoid surgery in China. It must be well reported and photographed."

The doctor invited journalists and hospital recorders to make a complete record of the operation.

Pictures, words, surgery process, feelings... etc., are all recorded in great detail.

Finally, after nearly five hours of meticulous work.

The first case of intraoral hemorrhoid resection in China was a complete success.

The doctors were all pleasantly surprised.

Anyway, they broke the record today.

As for Jia Zhang, she was also promoted to be the first patient in China to undergo surgery for intraoral hemorrhoids, so she naturally received extra attention from everyone.

No matter where she goes, everyone will look at her, then smile, and say to the person next to her: "Did you see it? That person is the one with hemorrhoids in his mouth!"

In this regard, Jia Zhang really wanted to kill him head-on.

She declined exclusive interviews with journalists.

She refused the detailed postoperative follow-up report and care that the medical staff would arrange next.

"Let's go!" After eliminating the inflammation and taking the medicine, Jia Zhang jumped out of bed: "Go home, go home! I'm ashamed!"

As a result, as soon as he took a step off the ground, the pustules on the soles of his feet were painful: "Hiss, ouch, hello..."

Jia Zhang squatted on the ground, in great pain.

God knows how the Jiazhang family returned to the courtyard.

In short, during the doctor's trip to the courtyard, Jia Zhang showed the unprecedented tenacious vitality of human beings.

After returning home, Jia Zhang seems to have entered a warm haven.

Falling asleep, snoring, so cute.

Just as soon as he fell asleep, Jia Zhang had a nightmare.

"Oh! I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death!"

Jiazhang was sweating profusely, hugging his back, curled up into a ball.

The whole family was woken up by Mrs. Jia Zhang.

Then Jia Zhang pulled Qin Huairu and told her about her terrible dream.

Qin Xinru resisted the drowsiness, and managed to lull Jia Zhang to sleep.

But within 10 minutes, Jia Zhang woke up again.

All night.

Jia Zhang almost woke up dozens of times.

Every time I woke up, I was so scared that I was sweating profusely and exclaimed.

A few times, I was so scared that I hid under the bed and shivered.

Until the dawn of the next day, Qin Huairu's family spent time in Jia Zhang's awakening.

Qin Huairu, who couldn't close his eyes, could only force his eyelids to go to work in the rolling mill.

"Qin Huairu, I heard that your mother-in-law was struck by lightning last night?"

As soon as he got to work, a worker came to 'care' for Qin Huairu.

"En!" Qin Huairu closed her eyes and responded with one word, she was really sleepy.

"Pfft, so it's true." The worker covered his mouth and smiled.

Qin Huairu: "..."

"By the way, Qin Huairu, I heard that your mother-in-law still has hemorrhoids on her mouth. Is this true?" the worker asked again with "caring".

"Ah." Qin Huairu really didn't want to discuss this topic, and this topic was something that made her face ashamed, but she was sleepy and tired now, so she could only respond with one word angrily.

"Also, is your mother-in-law's sole covered with abscesses?" the worker asked again.

When the coworker asked, the other coworkers would cast a mysterious look that seemed to be a half-smile.

As soon as Qin Huairu answered, the workers would laugh out loud with 'poof', 'ha', 'gei' and 'ga'.

At first Qin Huairu was too sleepy and didn't care.

But when the worker asked again, Qin Huairu came back to his senses, and couldn't help but glance at the worker: "Does this matter have something to do with you?"

"Hey, isn't this the mutual concern among the co-workers? I'm just saying something casually. Just tell me, does your mother-in-law have abscesses on the soles of her feet?" the co-worker asked again.

"So what?" Qin Huairu said angrily.

As soon as the words fell, the people present laughed again.

"Hiss," the worker said with "caring" again: "It turns out that this is true, your mother-in-law was really struck by lightning."

After saying this, before Qin Huairu could reply, the man asked again: "Then Qin Huairu, tell me, have your mother-in-law's hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, and all the hair on her body been chopped into ashes by lightning? "

"What do you mean?" Qin Huairu got annoyed and stood up.

"What do I mean? I just care about the workers, can't I just ask?" The man raised his face and said in disbelief.

"It has nothing to do with you." Qin Huairu said unhappily, turned around and was about to leave after speaking.

"Oh," the man laughed, and said sarcastically, "It's funny, my family was struck by lightning, and you still have the face to lose your temper at me, it must be because of something immoral at home, you daughter-in-law who was struck by lightning , but be careful, you may be struck by lightning, and you will be struck!"

As soon as this remark came out, Qin Huairu was really annoyed.

Speaking of Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu felt that it was okay.

This directly came up to curse Qin Huairu for being struck by lightning, Qin Huairu was already upset, how could he bear it.

Turning around immediately, he slapped the man on the face.

"What are you talking about? Keep your mouth clean!" Qin Huairu growled.

"Slap!" The man was not an idiot, and immediately slapped back.

"Dare to hit me, I'll kill you!"

the man yelled.

The two scuffled together.

Half an hour later, both were notified and fined five yuan.

Qin Huai was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

For Qin Huairu, who only has a salary of 24.5 yuan, 5 yuan is equivalent to five days' salary.

I was sleepy and tired after working for a day, not to mention not making any money, and was fined five days' wages for fighting.

On this day, it is better to ask for leave and sleep at home.

After finally going home at night, Qin Huairu was ready to take a good rest.

As a result, when he got home, Jia Zhang had another nightmare all night, turning the house upside down.

Qin Huairu stayed up all night again.

Came to the rolling mill again the next day.

She stood on the post, her mind was in pieces.

When people are extremely sleepy, just closing their eyes for a second is like closing them all night.

Qin Huairu felt that she could fall asleep standing there.

To be honest, Qin Huairu didn't dare to do foreign work so blatantly since yesterday's fight was demerited.

It's just that I didn't sleep for two nights, and I was sleepy, and no one could bear it.

Every time she opened it, Qin Huairu had a feeling of "Who am I?"where am I?What am I going to do? 'a feeling of.

Finally, when she opened her eyes for an unknown number of times, Qin Huairu was called to the office by the factory leader.

And it lasted half an hour of ideological persuasion education.

Qin Huairu went to the cafeteria to wash his face with cold water. In order to prevent himself from falling asleep, he asked the new chef Quan Guangguang for a box of matches.

Whenever she was sleepy, Qin Huairu would light a match, and the pungent smell would wake her up for a while.

This afternoon, Qin Huairu lit a match, but when she closed her eyes, they fell apart. She was really sleepy.

The burning match fell to the corner of the warehouse.

A cardboard box started to smoke.

little time.

A stack of cardboard boxes began to smoke.

A single spark began to spread infinitely.

A fire is brewing.

"Boom!" A sound.

The raging fire burned up.

(End of this chapter)