Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 172 Mrs. Jia Zhang was struck by lightning and developed hemorrhoids on her mouth
Laugh along with this one.

Everyone at the scene couldn't help but collapse.

"Hahahahaha!"

"What Hezi said, absolutely!"

"It's also true. I wouldn't believe it even if he killed Jia Zhang if he said he was indecent."

"Indeed, I didn't believe it at first, I just came to see a good show."

"I was a little bit convinced at first, but now seeing Hezi's expression of not being scared at all, I know it's impossible."

……

Everyone said one sentence after another, expressing their opinions on Jia Zhang's frame of Zou He and molesting her.

The Jiazhang family does this and that every day, it's like a moth.

Don't say that Zou He didn't molested her, even if he did molested her, no one would believe her words.

"Okay, Mrs. Jia Zhang, don't pretend, you have to have a degree in extorting people. If you come up and say that Zou He molested you, will anyone believe you?" At this time, the third master Yan Bugui said something.

"That's right, Mrs. Jia Zhang, that's not how you frame people." Another person also said.

Hearing this, Jia Zhang couldn't sit still.

She originally wanted to blackmail Zou He, so of course she wanted to make the matter more serious.

In order to gain everyone's trust, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately stood up and pointed to the sky:
"I, Mrs. Jia Zhang, swear to God, this Zou He really hit me and molested me just now. If there is a lie, I will be struck by lightning!"

People in this day and age still believe in swearing.

Under normal circumstances, ordinary people would not dare to curse like this for things that did not happen.

So when Mrs. Jia Zhang said this, everyone at the scene was stunned.

hiss!
Could it be that what he said to Jia Zhang is true?
Everyone looked at Zou He.

To be honest, it was beyond Zou He's expectation that Jia Zhang could do such a thing.

But Zou He is not afraid of this at all, he is well prepared.

"Yo? Yes." Zou He said with a smile: "You old woman, you are so shameless that you even risked your own life to frame me, yes, yes, bull beep, bull beep!"

Such a shameless person is really rare, so I can't accept it.

Saying that, Zou He gave Jia Zhang a thumbs up.

"Don't talk about other things. You have done these bad things to me and you must be punished." Jia Zhang yelled: "Now you have a choice, either pay me 500 yuan, or else, I will call the police now and let me be punished." They're taking you to jail."

"Repay five hundred yuan? With your virtue, you can't earn five hundred yuan if you do skin and meat business for a year." Zou He looked directly at each other, without any sign of fear: "Okay, you can go to the police, you See if I'm afraid of you?"

Just kidding, don't say that Zou He was already prepared, even if he wasn't prepared, he wouldn't be afraid of Jia Zhang.

This is so bright and clear, how can she still turn black into white?

Can you convict yourself just by taking a few oaths?
This is simply a joke of the world.

"You!" Seeing that Zou He was not afraid at all, Jia Zhang's face flushed with anger, "Zou He molested her" Jia Zhang talked about it in the courtyard, that's all, the purpose of her swearing was naturally to want Let Zou He be afraid, and then he will extort a large sum of money from Zou He. As for the police coming, she will reveal her truth if she asks a few times, and Zou He will make another false accusation. Time froze, not knowing what to do.

"Everyone has heard it too." At this time, the elder Yi Zhonghai said: "Let me say something fair. Since the Jia Zhang family dared to swear, it means that this matter is not groundless. Hezi, don't change the subject, just say it directly." , have you molested Mrs. Jia Zhang?"

When the great master Yi Zhonghai said this, everyone at the scene looked at Zou He.

"What do you think?" Zou He didn't answer, but asked instead.

"Pfft," the uncle Yi Zhonghai smiled: "I think? What do you mean I think? You just answer positively whether you did it or not. Don't change the subject. If you change the subject, it means that you are guilty. You are guilty." It means that you really might have done this, my analysis, right, Hezi?"

In fact, when the other party asked this question, it was fine for Zou He to answer directly.

But seeing this uncle Yi Zhonghai pretending to be righteous, Zou He didn't follow his will.

"I don't want to answer directly. What can you do to me?" Zou He narrowed his eyes slightly and took a step forward.

Perhaps remembering the previous experiences and seeing the mighty appearance of Zou He beating Sha Zhu many times, Yi Zhonghai subconsciously took half a step back.

"What do you want? What do you want?" Elder Yi Zhonghai said in a panic, "So many people in the yard are watching, don't you dare to hit me?"

Zou He looked at Yi Zhonghai with a half-smile, and said lightly, "My lord, you also know how to be afraid? Don't you want to uphold justice? You don't even have the guts to uphold justice. Why are you facing me, a bad guy? Mr. Incarnation of Justice, with your guts, it's too embarrassing, isn't it?"

"..." Sensing the playful eyes of the people in the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai, the uncle, straightened his face immediately, and said, "Hezi, I will warn you as the uncle in the courtyard that violence cannot solve the problem, please answer me directly. The question is, have you molested Mrs. Jia Zhang?"

"Okay, that's right, that's the way to uphold justice in a dignified way," Zou He said with a smile, "Then I'll answer you directly, listen carefully, I'll just say it once, I didn't!"

"Then do you dare to swear?" the elder Yi Zhonghai asked again.

"Swear?" Zou He smiled brightly.

"You don't dare to swear? Jiazhang has already sworn. If you dare not swear, it means that you have a guilty conscience. If you have a guilty conscience, it means that you are really likely to do this..." said the elder Yi Zhonghaici.

To be honest, asking Zou He to stand here and swear on such a thing is simply nonsense.

This Yi Zhonghai kept persecuting him just to make Zou He lose face.

If Zou He had made this oath, he would have fallen into the trick of this uncle Yi Zhonghai.

Just imagine, how to make this oath?
Pointing to the sky, like Jia Zhang, he shouted, "I, Zouhe, did not insult Jia Zhang. If there are lies, the sky will be struck by lightning." '?

The counterattack, which said the same words as the other party, was empty and powerless.

And beyond that, it's kind of embarrassing just thinking about the behavior.

But now the elder Yi Zhonghai has lured the topic here.

Everyone in the courtyard looked over.

It was as if Zou He had a guilty conscience if he didn't swear this oath.

Damn, Yi Zhonghai is really disgusting.

Okay, this uncle Yi Zhonghai is going to pretend to be beeping, right?

Then give him a stage.

Let him make it big.

Zou He really didn't believe it, what a big day he could find out.

"All right!"

"Master!"

"Since you forced me so much!"

"Then I can't bear it anymore!"

"You want me to swear?"

"listen!"

Zou He looked directly at the uncle, and said slowly:
"I'll send your mother a beep!"

"You old bastard, what are you?"

"You made me swear, so I swear?"

"I don't want to be as knowledgeable as you, do you really think you are an onion?"

"Believe it or not, I slapped you to death?!"

……

The words struck like a sword, directly piercing the heart of the elder Yi Zhonghai, piercing countless holes immediately.

At this moment, the uncle Yi Zhonghai's face was ashen, and his whole expression was as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit.

The elder Yi Zhonghai looked at Zou He with shock in his eyes. He really didn't expect that Zou He would scold him directly, and he scolded him so badly.

This Zou He, doesn't he give me the face of the big man in the courtyard at all?

And the people in the courtyard were also stunned.

"Pfft!" Someone couldn't help laughing, and after receiving Yi Zhonghai's cannibalistic gaze, the man immediately covered his face with his hands and explained, "I'm sorry, sir, I really couldn't hold back, As long as I can hold it back, I won't laugh out loud."

This statement came out.

"Puff puff puff!"

Several people laughed out loud.

The uncle's face was once again lost.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" At this moment, the deaf old lady tapped her cane and gritted her teeth: "It's too much, you dare to scold the uncle, you really don't know good from bad, Zhong Hai wants to ask this matter, it's for Your innocence, you are so disrespectful to Zhong Hai, Zhong Hai, report the case and let the police deal with Jia Zhang being beaten and molested."

After receiving the reminder from the deaf old lady, the elder Yi Zhonghai understood, and immediately began to edit: "Then I can't help it, everyone in the courtyard has seen it, and I wanted to deal with this matter in the courtyard just now." , In the end, Hezi didn’t know what to do, so he scolded me, so we had to report this matter to the police, hey, it’s really hard to be a good person these days.”

Under the guidance of the deaf old lady, the elder Yi Zhonghai immediately said that his behavior of "taking the opportunity to make Zou He ugly" was for the sake of Zou Hehao.

If it was really for Zou He's sake, would he have been forcing Zou He to swear that 'meaningless other than embarrassment'?

Zou Hezhen heard Yi Zhonghai swear that oath, what if Jia Zhang swears an even more poisonous oath?Will Zou He keep up?
This uncle Yi Zhonghai obviously wanted to make this matter into an embarrassing situation.

Now pretending to be a good person here again?It's funny.

Anyway, it's already been torn apart, and there is no need for Zou He to give this uncle Yi Zhonghai any more face.

"Yes, sir, you are indeed a good man, you are a good man who likes to dig into vegetable cellars!"

"After all, don't leave your name behind when you do good deeds. It's a great act to go to the vegetable cellar to help others."

"Big guy, tell me, is this the truth?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing.

Involuntarily, everyone thought about the glorious deed of this great difficulty.

The elder Yi Zhonghai felt ashamed of being stripped of his clothes in public.

"Wait! I'm going to report the crime immediately!"

The elder Yi Zhonghai became furious and left a word, and ran out immediately.

……

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded in Zou He's mind:
[Congratulations to the host!Complete the task 'choose four, find a way to fool Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu into being his own son. ']

[Get a reward of 100 yuan in cash, get a reward, and use a random function symbol. According to the current scene, a 'Oath Fulfillment Symbol' has been generated]

Yo, not bad, 100 yuan in hand.

In addition, there is a 'Oath Fulfillment Symbol'.

After seeing the function of this talisman, Zou He laughed.

Wow, it's about time.

In Zou He's original system space, when he obtained the skill of 'The Most Beautiful Singing Voice', he was also rewarded with an [Observation Talisman] and a [Truth Talisman]. Originally, Zou He planned to use one of these two to punish Jia Zhang. Shi's.

Now this gives another 'Oath Fulfillment Talisman', which is obviously more appropriate.

Looking at Jia Zhang...

You, like to swear, don't you?
Well, let's use it for you first.

Immediately without further ado, use.

[Congratulations to the host!Use the 'Oath Fulfillment Talisman' successfully, how will the target be used to swear again, it will be fulfilled】

Seeing this hint, Zou He couldn't help laughing.

Well, if this is the case, I will guide Jia Zhang in a while.

Let's swear together?

I just don't know how powerful this fulfillment talisman is.

Zou He suddenly felt a little hopeful.

……

And the other side.

Yi Zhonghai immediately ran to the neighborhood committee.

Before reporting a case in this day and age, you have to go to the neighborhood committee to notify the situation.

For ordinary trivial matters, the neighborhood committee will coordinate if it can, and it will also reduce the burden on some unnecessary police calls.

"What? Hezi beat Jia Zhang and molested Jia Zhang?" The staff of the neighborhood committee couldn't help but frowned when they heard what happened. It was reported, and the old man Zou He fishing came to inform the neighborhood committee that it might be speculation. It turned out that he caught it by himself. Later, the old man reported to the police again, saying that Zou He broke Sha Zhu's arm, which proved to be a lie. Once a report was made, saying that Zou He broke Shazhu's leg, and ended up going to Shazhu who was alive and kicking, and nothing happened. A person from the neighborhood committee asked, "Master, the person you reported is Hezi again, this time there is no Got it wrong?"

"Ms. Jia and Mrs. Zhang swore, how can this matter be false?" Yi Zhonghai immediately dumped the blame on Mrs. Jia. He, it is natural to make this matter bigger. Anyway, no matter whether Zou He is proved innocent or not, Zou He will get into a commotion. The old master Yi Zhonghai wants to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and see how Zou He and Jia Zhang Shi dog bites dog, anyway, no matter who gets hurt in the end, Grandpa Yi Zhonghai doesn't care.

"Sworn?" The staff of the neighborhood committee, the two exchanged glances, paying more attention to it.

"That's right, what Mrs. Jia Zhang said was that if she said a single lie, there would be a thunderbolt." The uncle Yi Zhonghai said, "So I analyzed this matter, ninety-eight out of ten, it is true. true story."

"Let's go!" The people from the neighborhood committee got up immediately.

Soon, the group rushed to the courtyard in a hurry.

The people from the neighborhood committee got straight to the point: "Tell me, Mrs. Jia Zhang, what's going on?"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My head, do you see, I still have a bag on my head..." He said, pointing to the place where he was injured, when Jia Zhang pointed to the bag on his head, many aunts in the yard turned black, that Bao, Qin Huairu was the one who beat him up, so why did you blatantly blame Zou He?Many people shook their heads, but everyone knew that Jia Zhang was a powerful tigress, so they didn't dare to say anything more.

"Fighting is a trivial matter, what else?" a member of the neighborhood committee asked again.

"What's more," Jia Zhang blushed and frowned, "It's Zou He who is going to molest me..."

"Are you going to moleste you?" The person from the neighborhood committee narrowed his eyes: "Explain clearly, is it molesting you, or is it going to moleste you?"

Jia Zhang gritted his teeth and said, "Indecent!"

"Oh, then can you tell me how you were molested?" The person from the neighborhood committee asked again.

"This way," Jia Zhang put his hands on his chest, "Press me on the ground again, ride on me again, and then this, and this, and this, it's always a mess..." Jia Zhang said at the same time He said while gesturing on himself with his hands.

"...Okay." People from the neighborhood committee looked at Zou He: "What do you say about Jia Zhang's statement?"

The people from the neighborhood committee questioned her normally, and Zou He immediately said directly: "This Jia Zhang is just farting. I didn't do these things to her at all. She is framing me."

"You fart, if you don't insult me, will I swear?" Jia Zhang brought this up again.

swear?

Upon hearing this, Zou He laughed.

I just used a talisman, and I am worried about how to guide it.

Good guy, Mrs. Jia Zhang mentioned it first.

Well, without my guidance, you have already turned to this topic yourself.

Not bad, save me the trouble.

"What oath did you swear, why didn't I hear it? You can swear it again." Zou He said with a smile.

"I've said it before, this Zou He is molesting me, if mine is false, I will be struck by lightning!" Jia Zhang immediately swore a poisonous oath.

Upon hearing the oath, the members of the neighborhood committee obviously believed in the Jiazhang family even more...

"What do you say?" a member of the neighborhood committee asked Zou Hedao.

Zou He looked up at the sky and saw that Lei hadn't come yet, so he said immediately: "Her oath is not strong enough, we can't just rely on an oath to convict me, if that's the case, I dare to say this Swear, Mrs. Jia Zhang, do you dare to swear a harsher poisonous oath?"

"Just post it. What I want to say is a lie. Not only is there a thunderbolt, but I also have hemorrhoids on my mouth, pustules on the soles of my feet, nightmares every day, and a terrible death!"

After Jia Zhang swears this oath, he shouted: "How about it, do you, Zou He, dare to swear such a poisonous oath?"

"Don't dare!" Zou He laughed.

"I don't even dare to measure you, because you are afraid that thunder will really strike you!" Jia Zhang shouted, pointing to the sky: "All the old gods in the sky are watching, you have already molested me, you want to send this to me!" I swear, I will definitely kill you with a thunderbolt!"

Hearing this, the residents of the neighborhood committee narrowed their eyes.

To be honest, Jia Zhang's swearing is really a bit believable.

So the people from the neighborhood committee looked at Zou He.

The people in the courtyard also looked at Zou He.

At this time.

A miraculous scene happened.

Zou He looked up at the sky, and then slowly stepped back dozens of steps.

"???"

The whole courtyard was shocked.

hiss!
Is this going to run?
Could it be that Zou He really insulted Jia Zhang?

"Don't let him run away..." Yi Zhonghai suddenly shouted.

At this time.

Sudden.

There was a flash in the sky.

A flash of lightning flashed across the night sky, suddenly making the yard bright as day.

Immediately afterwards, a lightning beam suddenly fell towards Jia Zhang.

Rumble!
In an instant!
"Snapped!"

A thunderbolt fell with a bang and hit Jia Zhang's body.

I saw a golden light flashing on Jia Zhang's body.

"what!"

A scream fell.

Jia Zhang's hair stood on end, and his whole body was smoking.

……

The air at the scene froze instantly.

At this moment, everyone who saw this scene was stunned.

Everyone at the scene opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths wide, looking at Jia Zhang in shock.

For a long time, everyone has not recovered.

Really, got struck by lightning?
Qin Huairu opened his mouth wide: "???"

He Yushui opened his mouth wide: "???"

The uncle froze on the spot: "???"

The first mother, the deaf old lady, and everyone in the hospital: "???"

The people in the neighborhood committee were also confused: "???"

silence.

After a while.

"Hi!" Someone gasped, and the pot exploded at once.

"Oh my god! Did I read it correctly, was it really struck by lightning?"

"I'm going, it's too scary, it almost hit me!"

"My mind is still buzzing!"

"Oh my god, I was scared to death, more than half of my soul was scared away!"

"It seems that you really can't swear blindly, you will really be punished!"

"I thought Hezi was running away, but it turned out he was hiding from thunder!"

……

Everyone, you said one sentence after another, and you were all stunned by the sudden thunderstorm.

People in other courtyards also ran out when they heard the thunder.

what's the situation?
Why does it feel like a thunder has fallen?

Who is going to hack and suffer tens of millions?

Look for the thunder and the falling lightning.

All the people on the street came to this courtyard.

Then, everyone saw Jia Zhang's whole body black as charcoal after being hacked.

hiss!
Hiss!
sizzle!
What wicked thing did this old woman do to be struck by lightning?
The newcomer asked.

The people in the courtyard started talking.

Soon everyone knew what had happened and started laughing.

"Oh, you still framed a young man for molesting you, you deserve to be struck by lightning!"

"That's right, it's fine to slander, but you dare to swear poisonously, this is simply offending the gods!"

"It's true that there is a god in the sky. It seems that in the future, we should do more good deeds and accumulate virtue."

"Yes, yes, there really are lightning strikes!"

"This is really big news. I have lived to eighty years, and I really saw someone being struck by lightning. The world is full of wonders."

"Just after taking the poisonous oath, the thunder strike immediately, this is obviously a wicked thing, hahahaha! I will kill you!"

……

Everyone pointed at Mrs. Jia and began to curse.

And Jia Zhang, whose whole body was blackened by the lightning strike.

Naturally, no one dared to approach her.

Everyone was afraid that they would be shocked by Na Lei's residual power again.

Jia Zhang's whole body stood in place, as if frozen, motionless.

do you died?
Everyone looked over curiously.

for a long time.

"Cough cough!"

Jia Zhang coughed twice violently, and then her whole body shook violently.

Clothes that had been struck by lightning fell to the ground.

Jia Zhang's men subconsciously wiped their faces.

The eyebrows have been burned to ashes.

I stroked my hair with my hand, it was empty, I didn't touch a single hair, I only touched the black ash with my hand.

Hair, too, was burned.

All the fine hairs and hairs on his body were burned off.

Of course the clothes were also burned to ashes.

Jia Zhang's scalp felt numb.

Immediately, the soul trembled deeply.

Obviously, it was retribution.

Obviously, the oath I made has come true!

"Woooooo!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong! I don't dare to swear poisonously again!"

Jiazhang was so frightened that he was half dead, and immediately knelt down on the ground and confessed: "I told a lie, Zou He didn't insult me, let me go, gods of all walks of life!"

……

After crying for a long time, Jia Zhang came back to his senses.

Covering some places with his hands, crossing his legs, he ran back to the house.

And everyone on the scene who saw this scene clearly laughed happily.

Soon the story of Jia Zhang's deeds will spread.

Zou He was on the sidelines and couldn't help laughing.

This talisman really works.

It's just an accident that Jia Zhang's family was not hacked to death.

I was wondering, and suddenly received a reminder.

[Reminder: The thunderstorms arranged by this oath fulfillment talisman are specially processed by the system and will not cause human life, but the effect is no different from real thunder]

Well, there is another explanation.

If it didn't blow up, it didn't blow up.

There were other oaths anyway.

This is not the only oath that Jia Zhang made.

Was wondering.

I saw Jia Zhang changing his clothes and running out with his head bare.

"Oh, my mouth hurts so much." Covering her mouth with her hand, Jia Zhang yelled.

As I was walking, I felt a sharp pain in the soles of my feet.

"Hiss..." Mrs. Jia Zhang stopped immediately, hugged the sole of her foot and saw that it was covered with pustules.

The pustules were densely arranged, denser than the acne on Huang Mafang's face...

Patients with intensive phobia take a look at it, and it is estimated that their scalp will go numb and their whole body will tremble.

"Hiss, good fellow, this Jia Zhang swore just now, saying that if she told lies, hemorrhoids would develop on her mouth and pustules on the soles of her feet..."

"This, it's all come true!"

"There is also a nightmare, and it will probably come true."

"Oh my God, what a tragedy!"

Everyone frowned, avoiding Jia Zhang like a plague god.

Soon, Qin Huairu brought Jia Zhang to the hospital.

After the examination, the doctor frowned and said, "I can be sure that what your mother-in-law has grown on her mouth is hemorrhoids!"

Upon hearing this, everyone around looked here.

puff!
what? What?
What did the doctor say?
This old fat woman has hemorrhoids on her mouth?

"..." Feeling the half-smiles in everyone's eyes, Mrs. Jia Zhang blushed and lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Doctor, you're right, how could there be hemorrhoids on your mouth?" An old man who also came to see a doctor asked.

"I'm also very puzzled," the doctor said in a strange mood, "According to my judgment, it should be hemorrhoids, but I'm a dermatologist, not a professional, you go to the anorectal department."

After listening to the doctor's words, Qin Huairu took Jia Zhang and left the dermatology department under the burning eyes of everyone.

Then, came to the anorectal department.

There are still many people who see a doctor.

After queuing for a while, it was Jia Zhang's turn.

"What's the matter, where is it uncomfortable?" The doctor asked casually without looking up.

"The doctor said my mother had a hemorrhoid, and I came to you to make a diagnosis, whether it is a hemorrhoid or not!" Qin Huairu said.

"Okay, come on, take off your trousers and let me take a look." The doctor said, and was about to put on gloves.

"No, no need." Qin Huairu said.

"Why not?" The doctor wondered: "Don't be embarrassed, you don't have to be jealous of doctors when you see a doctor. Although I am a male doctor, I am still very professional. Just take a look and make sure you don't hurt your mother."

As he said that, the male doctor was ready to help Jia Zhang take off.

"Doctor!" Qin Huairu reached out to stop her, and said, "My mother's hemorrhoids are not on the bottom, but on the mouth!"

As soon as this remark came out, the doctor was stunned: "???"

The male doctor opened his mouth wide, and his chin smashed a hole in the floor.

The pupils of the other patients on the scene were also wide open in shock, and their eyeballs almost popped out.

what? What?
what did she say?
Have hemorrhoids on the mouth?
(End of this chapter)