football's number one madman

Chapter 796 You pay me the assist bonus!
"I didn't expect that I could still train with you..."

At the new Wimbledon training base, Akinfenwa seems to have returned to five years ago.

The same feeling also surfaced in the hearts of Xie A and Sweeney.

Even Jones felt a little dreamy.

After all, he has had too many injuries in the past two years and has been away from the national team for a long time.

The last time I was teammates with Lee Polo was 20 months ago!
Li Polo smiled, stepped on the ball under his feet, and hooked his hand towards Sweeney:
"Come one on one with me?"

Sweeney swallowed, and shook his head with difficulty:

"I reject!"

As early as the 2014-2015 season, he could only serve as a substitute for Lee Polo. Now that five years have passed, Lee Polo's reputation has already surpassed the universe. In the last season, Sweeney even got less than 5 chances to play. Second-rate!
The gap between them even exceeds that of humans and aliens!
Lee Polo did not give him the option to refuse:

"Don't you want to train with the best players?"

"Don't you just want to be a substitute all the time?"

For his teammates back then, Lee Polo still gave more tolerance.

He also knew that Sweeney was far from his opponent, so he proposed another plan.

He points to Sweeney, Jones, and Weah:

"Three against one, how about it?"

The three teammates looked at each other and finally accepted his challenge.

Shea put on the gloves:
"Hey, don't underestimate me!"

"I am also a goalkeeper who was once selected for the England national team!"

As the main defender of the 2018 World Cup winner, Jones glanced at him:
"It's as if no one has been selected!"

Sweeney shrank his neck and muttered in his heart:
[I'm sorry, I've never been in any national team, I'm the one who dragged you down! 】

Seeing that he was the only one who didn't get the task, Akinfenwa was a little anxious:

"And me?"

"Your task requires a certain level of technical content."

Of course, Lee Polo has not forgotten this "British No. [-] Muscle Tyrant". He pointed to the top of the arc in the restricted area, and then pointed to himself:
"You're in the zone, when the moment is right, pass the ball to me!"

Already 38 years old, Akinfenwa has long been a human being. When he slapped his thigh, his muscles were trembling:

[Understood, understood! 】

[Brother Polo is afraid that I won't get assists, so I want to pay tribute to Barcelona back then! 】

[Busquets can get an assist from Messi as long as he stands in place and touches the ball! 】
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When all 7 new aids are reported, the new Wimbledon ushered in the second round of the season.

On September 9, they were a guest at Villa Park to challenge their hosts.

Aston Villa, who only returned to the Premier League in 2019, did not perform satisfactorily last season. In the end, they only ranked 17th, only 1 point higher than the relegation zone, which is considered a thrilling relegation.

In the summer window of 2020, they have also made a lot of efforts to improve the lineup:

For example, spent 3000 million pounds to poach the main center Watkins from Brentford.

For example, the right back Cass was bought from Nottingham Forest for 1400 million pounds.

For example, continue to rent the experienced Spanish goalkeeper Reina.

For example, the attitude is determined to retain the talented left winger-Glarish.

Villa obviously spent a huge amount of money to buy strong reinforcements and renew the contracts with core players, but their efforts were useless in front of the mob that had just been put together-New Wimbledon!
Although Li Polo, who started the game, has not yet integrated into Ranieri's overall tactics, he scored 78 goals in the first 9 minutes!
Harland, who was watching the game from the bench, was still dumbfounded!

In this game... Aston Villa obviously made targeted deployments, but their defense only persisted for 18 minutes before collapsing in front of Li Polo!

Looking at Li Polo, who kicked his head and scored crazy goals, Haaland couldn't help being dizzy:

[This is the perfect combination of body, speed, consciousness, and technology! 】

【He's right, I have a lot to learn...a lot! 】
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Haaland finally did not wait for the order to play.

In the last 12 minutes, Akinfenwa, who had a rare chance in a season, was dispatched by coach Ranieri.

The 38-year-old and 4-month-old Akinfenwa lowered his head and made a sign of the cross while his eyes were red. Only then did he complete the high-five substitution action with Origi who had three assists.

Stepping on the soft turf, Akinfenwa ran to the area where Li Poluo was.

Li Poluo pointed to the arc top of the penalty area, and then took the initiative to retreat to the right.

Akinfenwa nodded understandingly, but he was even more grateful to Li Polo in his heart:

[Sure enough, he practiced tactics with me in advance just to help me brush up my offensive stats! 】
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The task of helping teammates get assists is far more difficult than scoring goals.

Because in many cases, not only can teammates not keep up with Li Polo's rhythm, they may even lose control of the ball at all!
Akinfenwa encountered such difficulties.

He came off the bench in the 78th minute, but didn't have a chance to receive a pass from his team-mate until the 87th minute...

This is Lee Polo taking the initiative to approach him from the right, and when he was double-teamed by two defensive players, he sent the ball to Akinfenwa's feet through the gap.

Akinfenwa subconsciously stretched out his foot to stop the ball, and he stopped the football in a blank area three meters away.

【Oops! 】

[Stop it! 】

When he was about to spread his arms, legs, and regain control of the player, he found that his legs were much heavier than he imagined...

He couldn't help cursing in his heart:
【Made!I just played 10 minutes! 】

[Why...my speed is so slow! 】

But before he finished scolding himself, he saw Li Poluo get out of the crowd!

The No. 1 player of the Crazy Gang quietly carried the ball away like a ray of breeze!

In the next second, Li Poluo had already made a strong shot!
Reina, the bald goalkeeper who once played for Liverpool, Naples and AC Milan, fell on his back!

10: 0!

Lee Polo completed the tenth goal of the game!

At this time, before Akinfenwa even turned his body completely, he vaguely heard a text message from the bank:

"Ding~~~"

"You have received your assist bonus from the new Wimbledon club!"

Akinfenwa wiped the corners of his eyes with his hand, which seemed a little wet.

After joining the new Wimbledon in 2014, he spent four years advancing to the Premier League with the team, but due to age and physical problems, he was simply not enough to occupy a place in the Premier League team.

To be objective, although his body is very strong, so strong that almost no one is his opponent, but in a dynamic arena, the opponent's defensive players have 100 ways to prevent him from controlling the ball and shooting!

After being promoted to the Premier League for two seasons, although Akinfenwa has scored in the League Cup and the FA Cup, but in the Premier League, his statistics are 0 goals and 0 assists!

The goal just now was his first assist in the Premier League! -
Since he chose to be a good person who helps others, Lee Polo decided to be a good person to the end.

In the 2nd minute of stoppage time, Cazorla took a corner kick, and Li Polo, who jumped high in the front point, attracted four defensive players including goalkeeper Reina.

But he used a fake action at the moment of heading the ball!

Fake ejaculation true pass!

He suddenly lowered his head facing the ball, and then threw a topspin ball violently!

The ball threw an arc in the air, and landed lightly in front of Akinfenwa like a sight.

Facing the big gift that came to his mouth, Akinfenwa stretched his legs and blocked the ball into the empty goal!

11: 0!

Adebayor Akinfenwa, 38 years old and 4 months old, finally burst into tears at this moment!
He didn't take off his jersey and celebrated his first Premier League goal. Instead, he knelt down in front of Villa's goal, put his forehead on the turf, and burst into tears!
Lee Polo, who got an assist, let out a sigh of relief, feeling a bit tired in his heart:
[It's too tiring to assist others! 】

[I will never be a bad person again! 】

He suddenly received a prompt message:
[Negative emotions from third brother Cazorla, +444! 】

Cazorla, who was standing in the corner flag area, looked at Li Polo resentfully:
[Obviously he can shoot the goal with his own header, why pass it to Akinfenwa, a fat man? 】

[You pay me this assist bonus! 】

(End of this chapter)