football's number one madman

Chapter 795 It Doesn't Matter, I Will Shot!

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Lee Polo is shaking people! -
"drop!"

In the 81st minute, Delph made a 45-degree cross from the left, and Li Polo made a no-frills flying dive and pushed the ball into the net ten meters away!
The two central defenders who were in charge of defending him seemed to have their legs welded to the ground at this moment, and they barely moved a single step. They watched him rise from the ground and complete this powerful headbutt!

4: 0!

Only 2 minutes and 31 seconds later, Wilshere sent another through ball to the ground. He originally thought that his pass was too strong due to physical exertion, but Li Polo didn't dislike it at all, and stopped and shot. All in one go!
Faced with his short-range shot, Wolves goalkeeper Patricio not only did not make any saves, but even subconsciously closed his eyes and sat on the ground at the same time!

Everyone knows that Li Polo was able to blow up Godin's egg with one ball as early as in Valencia, and even blown Ronaldo's head in the last season!

5: 0!

Lee Polo, who just played for 5 minutes, completed a hat-trick!
The 28-year-old Wilshere suddenly recalled that in his career of more than 10 years, this turned out to be the first hat-trick of assists!
[This is the real No. [-] football superstar! 】

Wilshere, with moist eyes, was about to run towards Li Polo to celebrate the victory with him, but he didn't expect that Li Polo just waved his hand at him:
"Does this basic operation need to be celebrated?"

Basic exercises, don't be six! -
"This……"

Another stunned player was the Norwegian teenager Harland.

He opened his mouth wide, unable to accept the reality in front of him.

In the last season, Haaland, who landed in the Premier League for the first time, played 42 times in the Premier League, League Cup, FA Cup and Europa League and scored 28 goals. He is the first scorer in the Kuangbang team.

As a rookie, this efficiency is already extremely amazing.

You know, in his half season at Red Bull Salzburg, he only scored 5 goal in 1 games...

This talented young player has already demonstrated his terrifying offensive power and has become a popular candidate for the 2020 Golden Boy Award.

But today, after seeing Lee Polo's 5-minute performance, his faith almost collapsed!

Looking at his bloody mouth that couldn't be closed, Li Poluo smiled lightly:
"Little guy, you still have a lot to learn!"
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In the 85th minute, Ranieri used Rice to replace Wilshere, whose legs were weak.

The reason why "Little Threat"'s legs were weak was not because he was afraid of Li Boluo, but because his physical strength had indeed reached its limit.

Rice, who had just appeared on the field, immediately made a vicious steal, destroying the ball from the feet of the Wolves' winger - Adama Traore, and preventing this "British superman little motor" from rushing forward.

"I can still kick!"

Wilshere, who was sitting on the bench, was very sorry:
"As long as Li Polo is on the court, even if I can't run anymore, I can get another assist!"

Cazorla, who had been off the field for 8 minutes, slapped him on the back of the head:

"You've got three assists anyway, who should I complain about?"
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Completing a hat-trick in 5 minutes is definitely not all of Lee Polo's performances since he came on the field.

In the last few minutes, although the Wolves used substitution tactics to waste time, it still did not stop Lee Polo from scoring.

In the 88th minute, Dias cut in and took a long shot, which was rejected by Patricio. Before Haaland could react, he saw Li Polo appearing in the area where the ball rebounded like a ghost, and he kicked the ball. Goal goal!
6: 0!

When it came time to stoppage time, facing the situation where all Wolves were retreating, Li Polo directly retreated to the middle, and broke through their gate with a shocking world wave of more than 30 meters!

7: 0!

After a season of honing, Lee Polo's [Shooting Attribute] has increased from 84 a year ago to 93 today, and it is reasonable to take a long shot!
Li Polo, who only played for 12 minutes, completed the fifth admission!

Although Cazorla and Wilshere on the sidelines were full of disbelief, they still stood up at the same time.

They looked at each other and confirmed one thing:
[The peak moment of our career has arrived! 】

[In order to welcome this great moment, you must keep healthy! 】
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For the sake of public safety, the Premier League has temporarily not resumed the pre-match and post-match press conferences.

But Lee Polo doesn't have any worries.

As one of the three major shareholders of New Wimbledon, he has already arranged everything.

When the game ended, the staff set up a table directly on the sidelines and let him make an important speech alone.

Since many TV stations can't wait to air commercials, he also made a long story short:
"As we all know, Wimbledon is not a super giant, so we have limited financial resources, especially this new stadium, which has emptied the team's savings for many years, coupled with the impact of the global situation, I am very worried that the staff will not will be owed wages..."

He wasn't joking.

During this period of time, clubs all over the world are encouraging players to take the initiative to reduce wages, and have even laid off personnel...

There are also many teams in the Premier League. In order to save money to the greatest extent, they fired the doormen, drivers, chefs, physiotherapists, turf workers, stadium announcers, and mascot players who had worked for the team for many years. Criticism of...

This made it easier for Lee Polo to pick up the wrong stuff. Without any cost, he brought in a lot of suitable staff from the expulsion list of various clubs in London.

After all, in this terrified environment, no one would open their mouths and ask for prices!
Just listen to Li Poluo continue to say:
"Wimbledon has always had a tradition of facing difficulties. As early as the 2014-2015 season, we have created the most legendary story in English football together, none of them!

We have defeated countless top teams, won the FA Cup and the League Cup, and won the first Europa League trophy in team history by defeating Sevilla two months ago.

Yes, Wimbledon this season has the qualifications to participate in the Champions League, which is also one of the important conditions that attract me to join. "

He changed the subject:
"Here, on behalf of the team, please allow me to welcome those friends who are unwilling to be content with the status quo to join the new Wimbledon. I will create more brilliant legends with you!"

The chairman and chairman Mike, the third largest shareholder Lisanna, the general manager Powell, the sports director Wenger, and the head coach Ranieri all just smiled and nodded at this moment, all of them are tool people!

Lee Polo is shaking people!
His subtext is clear:

New Wimbledon has no money, and can't offer high transfer fees, signing fees and salaries, but if you want to win the championship with your thighs, come with me! -
How influential is Lee Polo?

After just one night, Powell received more than 20 consulting emails in his mailbox!
And by September 9, 17 players had already asked to transfer to the Kuangbang!
The No.1 player to join is David Luiz, a substitute defender from Paris Saint-Germain.

As early as the 2017-2018 season, Pompong established a deep friendship with Lee Polo:
When Kong Er's fool put on small shoes for him, it was Li Poluo's righteous words that allowed him to re-enter the big list.

Now Lee Polo is just yelling from the air, and he can't wait to fly to London!

He and Paris only signed a two-year contract, and now it just happens to be seamlessly connected and a free transfer, without wasting a dime.

The second to report was Liverpool's Belgian forward Divock Origi.

In the 2017-2018 season, he once spent a season on loan with the mad gang who had just successfully surpassed the Super League. After returning to Liverpool, he still could not get a stable chance to play.

The position of the Red Arrows is very stable, and Klopp has introduced the Portuguese international Jota. Origi has to be one behind in the forward line again, and he has to find another way out.

He could have chosen to continue on loan, such as Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga, but when making a decision, there was a voice telling him:

"Go to Wimbledon!"

Origi joined Liverpool in 2014, and his contract has expired. He also joined the Kuangbang freely like Luiz.
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Then, there are two generals from Manchester United-Jesse Lingard and Phil Jones.

Not only did they accept a salary cut to join, they even helped Kuangbang put pressure on the Red Devils to keep the transfer fee to a minimum!
Maybe it's because Manchester United are rich and powerful, and they don't look down on the transfer fee of 2000 million; maybe they have preferential policies for old employees; or maybe these two players have lost their value to Manchester United today...

In short, Lingard and Jones joined together in a package, and Kuangbang only spent a total of 800 million!
这个价格也挺正常的，毕竟林加德在整个2019年的进攻数据是……0球0助攻，直到2020年的7月份，他才终于打破了长达22个月的进球荒！

Such "horrific" data made everyone think that this local player who was once full of aura under Mourinho has fallen off a cliff!
Unlike Lingard, the "parachutist" Jones was affected by injuries. He has played only a handful of games for Manchester United in the past two years, and has long been taken away by Smalling, Bailey, and Lindelof.With him or without him, it makes no difference to Manchester United.

They are all the main members of England's 2018 World Cup. In the national team, they have always followed Lee Polo's leadership. Jones was also a teammate with Lee Polo in Valencia for a year. The reason why he joined the Kuangbang was to find a Real thighs!

After all, as long as you are teammates with Li Poluo, at least the number of assists will never be less!
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The next two franchisees came from Li Poluo's old club - Chelsea.

Left winger Callum Odoi and central defender Ampadu, as the Blues have successively introduced many new aids, these two youth players have a strong sense of crisis.

Instead of staying in the team and competing with those big-name players worth 6000 to [-] million, it is better to join the weak lineup and find opportunities.

After all, they already understood:

In Lee Polo's team, even rotation players can get more chances to play than imagined!
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The No.7 newcomer was somewhat unexpected.

The midfielder from Barcelona-DePaul!

He once fought side by side with Li Polo in Valencia for two seasons. This all-round midfielder who can attack and defend well was once selected to the best team in La Liga and the Champions League. When he left the Bat Corps in 2017, he sold 5000 million High prices in Euros!

After playing for Barcelona for three full seasons, he has never been able to become the main force of the team. After Messi left the team, he was reduced to a rotation player. He played less than 20 times in a season and scored zero assists.

Since he has no status in the club and only the last year of the contract is left, Barcelona almost treats him as a bad asset and sells him at a low price of 1200 million euros!

With the addition of these seven players, the new Wimbledon squad is finally ready to fight:
Goalkeepers (3): Martinez, Shea, youth player A.

Defenders (9): Delph, Upamecano, Romero, Teddy, Sweeney (youth training), Hernandez, Luiz, Jones, Ampadu.

Midfielders (9): Cazorla, Wilshere, Locatelli, Weigel, Rice, Lingard, DePaul, Youth Training Midfielder B, Youth Training Player C.

Forwards (8 people): Dias, Harland, Origi, Odoi, Lee Polo, Akinfenwa, youth player D, youth player E.

Relatively speaking, the weakest position in this lineup is obviously the left back. Although Delph is an England international, he is 31 years old after all, and without a reliable substitute, he cannot last the entire season.

Ryan Sweeney, who used to be a teammate with Lee Polo, can be a cameo on the left, but his level is at most the mid-level of the British Championship. The reason why he can stay in the team is because his youth training status can help madmen Help pass the registration review!

——There are several youth players like him...

In the entire football world, high-level left-backs are scarce resources. Even in Chelsea, Alonso does not have a truly reliable substitute...

Regarding this situation, Lee Polo said:

"It doesn't matter, I will make a move!"

"It's my first official appearance in my career, and I'm playing as a left back!"

However, sporting director Wenger raised his right hand and said cautiously:
"I bought a small player last season, can you see if I can make do with it?"

Li Poluo took a look at the information he sent:

"Theo Hernandez, born on October 1997, 10, from Marseilles, France, 6cm tall, 184kg in weight, left back, debuted in the Atletico Madrid youth training camp in Spain.

In 2017, he was bought out by Real Madrid for 2600 million euros, 23 appearances, 0 goals and 1 assist; in 2018, he was loaned to Real Sociedad, 28 appearances, 1 goal and 2 assists; joined Wimbledon in 2019, the transfer fee was 1200 million basic fee + 600 RMB 600 floating fees are paid in installments over two years, and there are still RMB [-] million basic fees outstanding.

Last season, he played 26 times in all competitions, with 0 goals and 1 assist..."

Li Polo, who had never paid attention to Serie A in his previous life, had no impression of this player at all.

Although he is not satisfied with the data of "0 goals and 1 assist", Li Polo has no way to accuse Wenger of "creating cronyism and taking care of fellow Frenchmen".

After all, Lee Polo himself is not clean in this regard.

The data of Lingard and Jones... is not as good as this Special Olympics!
Just make do with it!

If it's really useless, I, Lee Polo, will play left back myself!
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Lee Polo's attributes at the beginning of the 2020-2021 season:
Level: Lv.9
Total value of negative emotions: 98 billion/3867 billion

Speed: 100
Possession: 98
Shots: 93
Passes: 85
Defense: 96
Physique: 100
Spirit: 100
Total value: 672/700
Talent: Eagle Eye (Lv.Max), Suzaku Blood (Lv.Max)

(End of this chapter)