Savior Simulator
Chapter 451 Toilet Song God
Chapter 451 Toilet Song God
"We sang at KTV." Jiang Feng smiled and said to Ma Yun, "Besides me and Gao Fei, there is also your brother."
"It turned out to be Ma Tao, I said, why is it so tragic, it's like killing a pig!"
"Ma Yun! You're talking bad about me behind my back again!" Ma Tao stopped singing angrily and glared at his younger sister on the astrolabe screen, "You also said that I'm tone deaf, I think it's because of your ears!"
"Ma Tao! In my conscience, I really underestimated your singing level. Although you are tone-deaf, you have a thick skin! Your singing is worse than yours, not as confident as yours, and your singing is not as good as yours... sorry , I'm afraid he hasn't been born yet!"
"Bah! Don't just brag, come get one if you have the ability!"
"Come one if you come. When I was in junior high school, I won a prize for singing!"
Ma Yun stood in the bathroom with her hands on her hips, her self-confidence was no worse than his brother's.
"A total of eight people participated in the competition, and the champion, runner-up and third place are not your share. You are quite proud of getting a consolation prize."
Ma Tao sneered and complained about the gold content of his sister's award.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Ma Yun gave her brother a sideways glance, then turned her head and said to Jiang Feng through the screen, "Sister Feng, order a song for me!"
Jiang Feng smiled and nodded.
Ma Yun rolled up her military cap into the shape of a microphone, looked at the MTV screen in the astrolabe, and jumped up and down in the bathroom, singing so cheerfully!
……
you are nene
inside inside inside inside
Nei Nei
inside inside inside inside
sunshine rainbow little white horse
Didi Didi Didi
……
She was singing intoxicatedly, when there was a knocking sound from the toilet partition, followed by an eager question from a girl.
"Ma Yun! Ma Yun! Are you okay?"
"I'm fine!" Ma Yun was singing happily, but was suddenly interrupted, a little upset, "Okay, what are you talking about?"
"It's fine. I heard wolves crying and howling in the toilet. I thought you had stood in a military posture all morning, and you were so tired that you had a nervous breakdown."
"What is wolf crying and ghost howling? What is mental breakdown?" Ma Yun put away the astrolabe resentfully, "I'm singing! I'm in a great mood!"
"Singing..." The girl tried to peek in through the crack of the door, her words were full of doubts, "Why are you singing in the toilet?"
"Decompression!" Ma Yun replied confidently.
"Good for you……"
In the KTV box, Gao Fei and Jiang Feng watched such an unexpected small theater, laughing until their stomachs cramped.
Ma Tao was delighted to see his younger sister's embarrassment, and declared that he would write down the joke in a notebook, and store it as ammunition for complaining about his younger sister in the future.
When the three of them left KTV, Jiang Feng asked again where Ma Tao was going for the weekend.
"Puhai."
"Go to the music academy to find Li Jiajia?" Jiang Feng asked.
Ma Tao nodded slightly embarrassed.
Gao Fei patted Ma Tao on the shoulder, and said earnestly:
"Brother Tao, boys should protect themselves when they go out, how about I put a chastity belt on for you?"
Ma Tao slapped his hand away, and said angrily, "Brother Fei, don't bother you! You should keep the chastity belt for yourself!"
Jiang Feng rolled his eyes, opened Taobao on his mobile phone, and began to search for "men's chastity belt"... suddenly found a new world!
"Hey! They actually sell this! If you don't look at it, you don't know it. The world is so wonderful!"
……
On Friday morning, Gao Fei called Ma Tao and said hypocritically: "Brother Tao, I wish you a smooth journey in advance! What time do you go to the airport, do you want me to give you a ride?"
"Yes! Yes! Wait for me at the school gate at 3:[-] p.m., just in time to settle the taxi fare to the airport for me."
"What are you talking about? I can't hear you... Sorry, I made a typo."
Gao Fei hung up the phone without changing his expression.
Holding the bowl in his hands, Jiang Feng listened to this conversation full of "plastic brotherhood", almost choked the snail powder into his nostrils, put down the bowl, patted the table and laughed and cursed:
"Ma Tao is really lucky to have a bad friend like you. The ancestral grave is full of smoke!"
"That's not true, that's what the iron buddies are like."
After breakfast, Gao Fei logged into "Savior Simulator" and continued to explore Chapter 14 of "Prince's Revenge", which is also the last Chapter 2 of the entire module.
Enter the game again, the time is the evening of the second day after the end of the "Battle of Ice Ring Lake".
Gao Fei was sitting alone in the tent of the military camp. As soon as the team mode was turned on, before Jiang Feng's monk had time to enter the arena, the voice of sister Eve came from outside the tent.
"My dear, we have a distinguished visitor."
Gao Fei was taken aback.
Eve's status in the barracks is the Chief Druid, equivalent to the Chief of Staff. She has always been very disciplined in public, and never uses such overly affectionate titles for him.
Why is it so uncharacteristic today?
Gao Fei stepped out of the handsome tent, and sure enough, he noticed that Eve's expression was a little strange.
"What happened?" Gao Fei asked softly.
"That old woman finally came and asked to meet with you alone, I'm afraid she has no good intentions!" Eve's face was full of displeasure.
Gao Fei recalled the plot of the previous chapter a little bit, and guessed that the "old woman" that Eve mentioned should refer to the white dragon queen Sonia Shuangming from the north of Jotunheim.
"Eve, do you think I shouldn't meet Queen Sonia alone?"
"That's not it..." Eve told him worriedly, "The main reason is that I heard that this old woman is insidious and cunning, and she is full of sweet words. You have to be more careful, don't fall for her tricks!"
Goofy smiled and nodded.
"I'll keep an eye on it, please invite her in."
Not long after Eve left, footsteps came from outside the door.
An intoxicating fragrance, accompanied by the mature girl's enchanting and plump figure, pushed the door open and walked into the handsome tent.
The woman who appeared in front of Gao Fei looked only in her twenties at first glance, wearing mithril full body armor, a blue magic cloak, and snow-white long hair hanging over her shoulders.
Compared with the delicate and simple Eve, Sonia Shuangming's gorgeous appearance and exquisite makeup appear more aggressive.
Especially the plump red lips, combined with the coquettish smile on the corners of the eyes and brows, fully interpret the true meaning of sexiness.
Gao Fei tried his best to maintain his composure, calming down his rapid breathing and heartbeat. He couldn't help suspecting that the White Dragon Queen had a special skill, which could transform the "dragon power" that originally caused fear into a supernatural charm that made people fall in love at first sight.
Just looking at the appearance, who would have guessed that this passionate and unrestrained beauty is actually an ancient white dragon over 800 years old transformed by magic.Under this beautiful skin hides a treacherous and evil soul.
Eve's statement that Queen Sonia is an "old woman" is not a jealous derogation, but a statement of fact.
Gao Fei is aware of this fact, but still can't help but fantasize about it.
I have no choice but to admit that I am a superficial person who judges people by their appearance.
In front of beautiful skin, age is not a problem at all!
(End of this chapter)
"We sang at KTV." Jiang Feng smiled and said to Ma Yun, "Besides me and Gao Fei, there is also your brother."
"It turned out to be Ma Tao, I said, why is it so tragic, it's like killing a pig!"
"Ma Yun! You're talking bad about me behind my back again!" Ma Tao stopped singing angrily and glared at his younger sister on the astrolabe screen, "You also said that I'm tone deaf, I think it's because of your ears!"
"Ma Tao! In my conscience, I really underestimated your singing level. Although you are tone-deaf, you have a thick skin! Your singing is worse than yours, not as confident as yours, and your singing is not as good as yours... sorry , I'm afraid he hasn't been born yet!"
"Bah! Don't just brag, come get one if you have the ability!"
"Come one if you come. When I was in junior high school, I won a prize for singing!"
Ma Yun stood in the bathroom with her hands on her hips, her self-confidence was no worse than his brother's.
"A total of eight people participated in the competition, and the champion, runner-up and third place are not your share. You are quite proud of getting a consolation prize."
Ma Tao sneered and complained about the gold content of his sister's award.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Ma Yun gave her brother a sideways glance, then turned her head and said to Jiang Feng through the screen, "Sister Feng, order a song for me!"
Jiang Feng smiled and nodded.
Ma Yun rolled up her military cap into the shape of a microphone, looked at the MTV screen in the astrolabe, and jumped up and down in the bathroom, singing so cheerfully!
……
you are nene
inside inside inside inside
Nei Nei
inside inside inside inside
sunshine rainbow little white horse
Didi Didi Didi
……
She was singing intoxicatedly, when there was a knocking sound from the toilet partition, followed by an eager question from a girl.
"Ma Yun! Ma Yun! Are you okay?"
"I'm fine!" Ma Yun was singing happily, but was suddenly interrupted, a little upset, "Okay, what are you talking about?"
"It's fine. I heard wolves crying and howling in the toilet. I thought you had stood in a military posture all morning, and you were so tired that you had a nervous breakdown."
"What is wolf crying and ghost howling? What is mental breakdown?" Ma Yun put away the astrolabe resentfully, "I'm singing! I'm in a great mood!"
"Singing..." The girl tried to peek in through the crack of the door, her words were full of doubts, "Why are you singing in the toilet?"
"Decompression!" Ma Yun replied confidently.
"Good for you……"
In the KTV box, Gao Fei and Jiang Feng watched such an unexpected small theater, laughing until their stomachs cramped.
Ma Tao was delighted to see his younger sister's embarrassment, and declared that he would write down the joke in a notebook, and store it as ammunition for complaining about his younger sister in the future.
When the three of them left KTV, Jiang Feng asked again where Ma Tao was going for the weekend.
"Puhai."
"Go to the music academy to find Li Jiajia?" Jiang Feng asked.
Ma Tao nodded slightly embarrassed.
Gao Fei patted Ma Tao on the shoulder, and said earnestly:
"Brother Tao, boys should protect themselves when they go out, how about I put a chastity belt on for you?"
Ma Tao slapped his hand away, and said angrily, "Brother Fei, don't bother you! You should keep the chastity belt for yourself!"
Jiang Feng rolled his eyes, opened Taobao on his mobile phone, and began to search for "men's chastity belt"... suddenly found a new world!
"Hey! They actually sell this! If you don't look at it, you don't know it. The world is so wonderful!"
……
On Friday morning, Gao Fei called Ma Tao and said hypocritically: "Brother Tao, I wish you a smooth journey in advance! What time do you go to the airport, do you want me to give you a ride?"
"Yes! Yes! Wait for me at the school gate at 3:[-] p.m., just in time to settle the taxi fare to the airport for me."
"What are you talking about? I can't hear you... Sorry, I made a typo."
Gao Fei hung up the phone without changing his expression.
Holding the bowl in his hands, Jiang Feng listened to this conversation full of "plastic brotherhood", almost choked the snail powder into his nostrils, put down the bowl, patted the table and laughed and cursed:
"Ma Tao is really lucky to have a bad friend like you. The ancestral grave is full of smoke!"
"That's not true, that's what the iron buddies are like."
After breakfast, Gao Fei logged into "Savior Simulator" and continued to explore Chapter 14 of "Prince's Revenge", which is also the last Chapter 2 of the entire module.
Enter the game again, the time is the evening of the second day after the end of the "Battle of Ice Ring Lake".
Gao Fei was sitting alone in the tent of the military camp. As soon as the team mode was turned on, before Jiang Feng's monk had time to enter the arena, the voice of sister Eve came from outside the tent.
"My dear, we have a distinguished visitor."
Gao Fei was taken aback.
Eve's status in the barracks is the Chief Druid, equivalent to the Chief of Staff. She has always been very disciplined in public, and never uses such overly affectionate titles for him.
Why is it so uncharacteristic today?
Gao Fei stepped out of the handsome tent, and sure enough, he noticed that Eve's expression was a little strange.
"What happened?" Gao Fei asked softly.
"That old woman finally came and asked to meet with you alone, I'm afraid she has no good intentions!" Eve's face was full of displeasure.
Gao Fei recalled the plot of the previous chapter a little bit, and guessed that the "old woman" that Eve mentioned should refer to the white dragon queen Sonia Shuangming from the north of Jotunheim.
"Eve, do you think I shouldn't meet Queen Sonia alone?"
"That's not it..." Eve told him worriedly, "The main reason is that I heard that this old woman is insidious and cunning, and she is full of sweet words. You have to be more careful, don't fall for her tricks!"
Goofy smiled and nodded.
"I'll keep an eye on it, please invite her in."
Not long after Eve left, footsteps came from outside the door.
An intoxicating fragrance, accompanied by the mature girl's enchanting and plump figure, pushed the door open and walked into the handsome tent.
The woman who appeared in front of Gao Fei looked only in her twenties at first glance, wearing mithril full body armor, a blue magic cloak, and snow-white long hair hanging over her shoulders.
Compared with the delicate and simple Eve, Sonia Shuangming's gorgeous appearance and exquisite makeup appear more aggressive.
Especially the plump red lips, combined with the coquettish smile on the corners of the eyes and brows, fully interpret the true meaning of sexiness.
Gao Fei tried his best to maintain his composure, calming down his rapid breathing and heartbeat. He couldn't help suspecting that the White Dragon Queen had a special skill, which could transform the "dragon power" that originally caused fear into a supernatural charm that made people fall in love at first sight.
Just looking at the appearance, who would have guessed that this passionate and unrestrained beauty is actually an ancient white dragon over 800 years old transformed by magic.Under this beautiful skin hides a treacherous and evil soul.
Eve's statement that Queen Sonia is an "old woman" is not a jealous derogation, but a statement of fact.
Gao Fei is aware of this fact, but still can't help but fantasize about it.
I have no choice but to admit that I am a superficial person who judges people by their appearance.
In front of beautiful skin, age is not a problem at all!
(End of this chapter)
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