Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 636
What a big cesspit!
The No. [-] Middle School of Zhimi County is built next to the pigsty and sheepsty of the food station of the County Supply and Marketing Cooperative.

On the whole, it presents a "eight" shape, with two deep trenches built with stones for diversion.

Behind the toilet, an overall shape similar to the character "Jie" is formed.

And at the end of the word "Jie", there is that huge cesspit that everyone laughs at and calls "Thousand People's Pit".

This giant cesspit is tens of square meters in size.

The human gold, pig manure, sheep manure, cow manure, and waste water after slaughtering livestock will all be discharged into this pit.

Fortunately, it is the twelfth lunar month of winter, but the liquid in the cesspit has begun to form a thin layer of ice.

Coupled with the sticky stuff inside, it has not been fully fermented.So in winter, there is no peculiar smell in this big cesspit.

If you encounter flies and mosquitoes flying in summer, densely packed maggots multiply
One can imagine how rich the smell in this cesspit will be.

I don't know how the residents living nearby have survived for so many years.
Two bidders came to the cesspit.

"Light dong dong—"

The sound of hundreds of pairs of excrement buckets being put down in unison, was actually faint, and there was actually a galloping momentum!

It's like the ancient imperial cavalry launching a small-scale charge.
Wait until a large group of commune members gathered in the dark on the flat dam in front of the cesspit.

The captain of the Guanzhuang production team stepped forward with a smile and asked, "Accountant Li, the old rules?"

Accountant Li nodded slightly, "Nephew lights up the lantern, let's continue as usual!"

Among the queues on both sides, three members of the Guanzhuang production team stood out.

They each held a long-handled dung spoon in their hands, and went straight to stand in front of the dung pit.

Among the Shilipu production team, two members with the best physical fitness walked out, holding long-handled dung spoons.

Come to the cesspit and stop.

The Guanzhuang production team can send 3 members out to scoop up manure.

They are responsible for putting the big dung in the cesspit into the dung bins picked by the members.

But the Shilipu production team can only send two members to do this kind of work.

The reason for this situation is because:

In the past, there were countless fights and collisions between the Guanzhuang production team and the Shilipu production team.

After repeated defeats and defeats, the Shilipu production team finally had no choice but to accept the unequal agreement of the other party.
The Shilipu production team is in a panic:

With one less person on his side, he naturally suffered a big loss in terms of the amount of fertilizer he grabbed.

What is even more unacceptable is the strong sense of humiliation brought to the Shilipu production team! !

Usually, the members of the two production teams go to the market or run errands in the county town.

If members of both sides meet,
The members of the Shilipu production team always hang their heads and dare not look directly at each other.

On the contrary: the members of the Guanzhuang production team always hold their heads high and their toes high
In front of the cesspit, the members of both sides mixed with each other and diverged one by one.

Use the formation of 2+3, stand on the edge of the huge pit and get ready to go.

"Please!"

The militia captain of the Guanzhuang production team cursed secretly.

Then he pointed to Luo Xuan who was holding an extra-large olecranon dung spoon by the side of the cesspit, "You accountant, your production team is cheating!"

Accountant Li snorted coldly, "If you feel that you can't do it yourself, you will automatically admit defeat and don't make excuses there."

The captain of the Guanzhuang militia still wanted to argue a few words.

But the captain stopped him with his hand, "Every time, no matter which two production teams come here to poop.

Everyone has no limit on how big the dung spoon used by the other party is.He is a big dung spoon, not cheating. "

The food station and the secondary school, the cesspit of the two units are integrated.

The products poured into this pit every day are very rich and the quantity is huge.

Therefore, the 10 or so production teams next to the county seat will take turns to let two of the production teams organize members to come to clean up the cesspit.

For public units, these are excrement that cannot be avoided.

But for the vast number of production team members, it is a rare and precious fertilizer.

therefore,

Every time someone comes to clean the cesspit, between the two production teams, it is inevitable that some people will think that the other party is ruthless, and they will try to scoop up the more viscous fertilizer at the bottom of the pit
Over time,
Complaining will turn into sarcasm, it will become insulting.

So much so that it evolved, and finally became a negotiation by fist: how to allocate the share of excrement, which is more reasonable?
In big villages like Guanzhuang, they have a lot of young and strong laborers.

As for Shilipu Village, which is at a disadvantage, they can only swallow their anger and let the other party have more fertilizer to go back.

But the one at a disadvantage can't sit still and die, can it?

Slowly, it began to develop: the members they sent out to scoop up the manure were all good men with the strongest bodies and the greatest strength.

In order to improve the efficiency of excavating excrement, some production teams began to use their brains: use special large spoons!

A spoonful of others is a 7.

When he scooped it down, it weighed more than 10 catties!

One spoonful is worth two spoonfuls to others, and see where the viscous fertilizer at the bottom of the pit escapes! !

But actually,
This method seems clever, but it is not very useful.Because human physical strength is always limited.

One spoonful is 10 catties, and if you want to fill up the more than 100 dung buckets brought by your own production team.

No one can bear this kind of long-term high-intensity labor.

Moreover, there is an unwritten rule in scooping manure in front of the cesspit: no replacement is allowed in the middle, the member in charge of scooping manure!

Thus,
It is conceivable that if you want to cheat by increasing the dung spoon in your hand, it will not work at all
"Stupid! Bad! Stupid and bad."

After Xu Daliang understood the rules of scooping manure.

Looking coldly at Luo Xuan who was holding a huge dung spoon, he couldn't help but sneer, "After all, he's still a clown who can't get on the stage.

Want to achieve his ulterior purpose by being clever?Ah bah, all the demons and monsters will not be able to withstand the baptism of the sun after all!

Xu Daliang turned around,
He raised his arms and shouted: "Everyone, please take a good look today, how did this guy who wanted to go astray failed?
See how he completely surrendered?
All his dirty behaviors and ideas are destined to be completely destroyed by our broad working masses.

Come on, comrades!Come on, comrades! "

The other two were educated youths who jumped in line with Xu Daliang in Guanzhuang.

He also cheered behind him: "Come on, comrades, let us use the fist of justice to completely smash the conspiracy of these clowns!"

"Yes! Comrades work hard, we want to let those cockroaches hiding in the dark corners know how great the strength of our upright and broad masses is!!
Let the cockroaches know how indestructible our strong will is!Come on, comrades"

see,

Accountant Li of the Shilipu production team had a gloomy expression.

The captain of the Guanzhuang production team lightly poked Accountant Li with his arm, "Can we start now?"

"Drip-"

The whistle sounded, and the feces grabbing battle officially started! !

"Gululu, ho--"

Luo Xuan extended the manure spoon into the bottom of the cesspit and scooped up a full spoonful of the viscous manure juice.

"呲——" it was poured into the dung bucket next to it.

at the same time,

The two members of the Guanzhuang production team who were sandwiched between Luo Xuan's left and right also quickly put their dung spoons into the cesspit.

Fishing, fishing,

One of the members of the Guanzhuang production team felt something was wrong, "Ah, Junjun, don't you see, why is it so much thicker than the amount that that guy fished?"

The member named Junjun took a closer look and exclaimed, "The excrement spoon in this young man's hand has holes in it!

That is equivalent to the colander we use to scoop up flat food.

The soup, soup, and water that people scooped up flowed away from the small hole, and the rest of course became sticky. It's just asking for goods!Little Jiujiu, there are so many of them, you're ashamed! "

until this time,

All the members of the Guanzhuang production team came to their senses: the dung spoon in Luo Xuan's hand was not only big.

Moreover, the top of the dung spoon is covered with densely packed small holes.

in this way,
When he scoops up the excrement, the soup and water inside will flow away along the small hole.

And the rest, the thickest dung, will stay in the dung scoop.
More than that!
What is even more disgusting is that all members of the commune have not fully understood until now: the shape of the eagle's beak on the dung spoon in Luo Xuan's hand.

It turns out that it is especially beneficial to put the big dung into the dung bucket completely.

It's winter now, and the nighttime weather is extremely cold.

A drop of water turns into ice!
Those who stand by the cesspit and are responsible for scooping up the manure need to be very, very careful: don't spread the manure juice everywhere.

Otherwise,
Before scooping up a few buckets of dung water, the edge of the dung pit was already slippery, making it impossible for people to stand on it.
This huge cesspit is called the "Thousand People's Pit" mainly for two reasons.

On the one hand, it is because every time they come to scoop up manure, there are two different teams composed of members of the production team.

There are often physical conflicts between them.

Fighting and fighting, the members will drive each other into the cesspit.

There is another reason:
It is the members who are responsible for scooping up manure. Because they are too impatient, they all want to fill the most manure buckets in the shortest time.

So when they are scooping up manure, a lot of soup will splash out.

These juices will form thick layers of ice on the side of the cesspit.

As a result,
Other members who went forward to move the cesspit would fall into the cesspit if they were not careful
It is said that there are not 1000 people, but more than 800 people who fell into this huge cesspit in front of us.

Long time,

The members of the production team jokingly called this cesspit the "Thousand People's Pit".
"Crash-"

Two spoonfuls of Luo Xuan can fill a bucket of manure,

"Crash-"

"Crash-"

The other party has to scoop three times to fill a bucket.

Before 10 minutes into the feces grabbing battle, the balance of victory has begun to seriously tilt towards the Shilipu production team.

Originally, the captain of the Guanzhuang production team kept a very calm smile on his face, a smile that only winners are used to.

His smile gradually disappeared, replaced by a serious face.

And the captain of the Guanzhuang militia, who couldn't hold his breath, started to jump, "Junjun, you motherfucker! Slow down, are you fucking paddling?"

"Dandan, can you hurry up? The donkeys in the production team don't dare to do foreign work like you!"

"Ganggang, you put all your strength on your mother-in-law and aunt? It's so limp now, can't you use your strength? Believe it or not, I kicked you bastard into the cesspit with one foot?"

The Guanzhuang production team who got scolded, and the three men standing by the cesspit responsible for scooping up manure.

Everyone gritted their teeth together, and sped up the speed of scooping up the manure!

"Yo, are you not following the rules?"

At this time, accountant Li of the Shilipu production team had become full of confidence.

With his arms crossed, he began to sneer at the other party, "I remember that there is a rule for our production team to scoop up manure.

That is: it is not allowed to spill too much dung juice on the edge of the cesspit.So as not to cause personal danger to the majority of members.”

"You're really hurt!"

The captain of the Guanzhuang militia turned back angrily, "Junjun! Damn you, can you put the excrement into the bucket properly?
If you can scoop up a spoonful and spread half a spoonful outside, will you be allowed to waste fertilizer like this? "

The busy member of the Guanzhuang production team named Junjun, who was sweating profusely and began to emit mist from the top of his head.

He had to compare his speed with Luo Xuan, but also desperately went to the bottom of the pit to scoop up the thickest dung.

Seeing opponents only need 2 scoops to fill a bucket.

And I worked hard, because I spilled too much, now it has become a full need to bite 4 spoonfuls to fill a bucket.
With this kind of work efficiency, not to mention the manure scooped by Luo Xuan, it is always thicker than others.

If you take it back and mix it with water, one spoonful of Luo Xuan can be as effective as 2 spoonfuls of others.

In addition, the Luo Xuan is as big as a dung spoon, and when it is put into a dung bucket, it is almost watertight.

Calculated like this,
Luoxuan's work efficiency alone is more than enough, and the Guanzhuang production team sent four commune members responsible for scooping up manure to barely equalize him.
As a result,
The situation on the scene reversed sharply: the original Guanzhuang production team had 3 manure scoopers, and the Shilipu production team had 2 people.

But now it seems that the Shilipu production team is equivalent to having 5 members responsible for scooping up manure!
Don't watch the big fight at the cesspit.

Just look at the busyness of the members of both sides who followed behind and were responsible for pouring the dung water from the dung bucket onto the donkey cart.

You can tell at a glance: who has more fruitful results
The members of the Guanzhuang production team are like moving ants, carrying buckets of dung.

Pour manure into the huge wooden box above the donkey cart.

With a "crash", it's over. Then it's over.

And when the members of the Shilipu production team were carrying manure buckets and dumping them on the donkey cart.

They often also need to use a short-handled hand to scrape down the large dung attached to the dung bucket.
Judging from this action alone,

I know that the Shilipu production team scooped up the excrement juice.Its viscosity has far exceeded that of Guanzhuang several times!
Don't underestimate this little difference: the fertility of a bucket of dung juice is three times that of the other side.

That means: in the coming year, the Shilipu production team will be able to harvest grain, and its yield per mu will far exceed that of the Guanzhuang production team.

People take food as their heaven,
In this era, every grain of food is extremely precious
"It can't go on like this."

Xu Daliang gritted his teeth: "Comrade Captain, is there any way to stop that guy who is playing tricks and tricks from continuing to take advantage of us?"

The production team leader of Guanzhuang sighed, "Don't ask for a solution. This is a conspiracy, and it's done on the basis of ability."

Xu Daliang's eyeballs rolled around.

After a while,

Got it!

Just do it! !
There was a sinister smile on Xu Daliang's face.
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