So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 385 Go out and walk more while you are young, and you will know how cool it is to stay at home!
"The two of us received news, er, to be precise, Zhuji got the news from her master."

Hong Butian stretched out a finger, and said mysteriously: "After a while, there may be group activities on our side of Wuliangjianmen!"

"Ok?"

Hongli sat up, leaned back tactically, showing a funny expression.

"Could it be, hehehe?"

Hong Butian: "..."

"What the hell are you thinking!!!"

The veins on Hong Butian's head were bulging, and he wanted to get out of the screen to hammer his cousin's head full of scraps.

"Give it to me, back to normal, back to normal! Are you worthy of your uncle and aunt like this, and the etiquette of poetry and books they taught you since childhood!

Do you look a little like your aunt and her daughter?Haven't learned anything! "

"Wooooow, wrong, wrong, don't scold me, don't scold me..."

Hongli cried with her head in her arms, and teleported behind Heiyang, clutching Heiyang with both hands with fear on her face, hiding behind his back and looking out secretly.

"Heiyang Heiyang, Brother Butian scolded me, please save me and avenge me, woo woo woo..."

"Cough, that..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Hei Yang's head, he leaned his head over and muttered in a low voice: "The little girls are still here, they look like good wives and loving mothers!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Hong Li looked aggrieved, and said angrily: "Can't you just go up to Big Mouth and take a step, Brother Tian!
Tell him that any woman who dares to scold you will be beaten... Ah! "

Hong Li's head was hit again by Hei Yang's love.

Hongli cried again, and teleported to hide behind Xiaohuo, looking like a pissed off daughter-in-law.

"Xiao Huo, look, look, your uncle and your father are teaming up to bully your mother, hurry up and beat them, beat them! Woooooo..."

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo showed half-moon eyes and smiled, shook his body, and turned into a little flamingo, and it was still the size of a palm, just like when he was born a year ago.

She threw herself into Hongli's arms, disappeared from everyone's sight, and disappeared.

"Ah this..."

Hongli looked down at Xiaohuo hidden in her arms, and couldn't help shouting: "What! How can you run away like this! Hei Xiaohuo, you don't show loyalty!"

"I can't hear you, Xiao Huo can't hear you!"

Xiaohuo's voice came slowly: "Ah, the warm embrace of familiarity and nostalgia, the smell of mother!"

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, hey, classmate Hei Xiaohuo!"

Not far away, Hei Yang snorted, "The dove occupies the magpie's nest, right?"

"Ha! Xiao Huo came first!"

Hei Xiaohuo did not see the crane, but heard its sound.

"Ah? Are you joking, student Hei Xiaohuo?"

Heiyang raised his brows and emphasized: "I came here more than ten years ago!"

"Hey, some people take more than ten years to hug them."

Xiaohuo's voice drifted over: "Some cranes are hugged right after they are born!"

"What am I..."

Heiyang is really a bit difficult to stretch.

…………

"Okay, okay, no joke."

Hong Butian shook his head, showing that serious informant expression again.

"The so-called group activities mean that there will be a secret realm similar to a small world in the near future, and the elders will select outstanding disciples to lead the team to explore."

Hong Butian paused, and tried to explain further: "Using what the two of you often say, it's time to download a dungeon."

"Ok?"

Hong Li frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple, she turned her head to look at Hei Yang, and exchanged a glance with him: "Secret Realm?"

"Well……"

Heiyang seemed to realize something, and muttered, "Download?"

"I heard that it is a secret world rich in resources."

Zhao Zhuji beside Hong Butian was still explaining.

"In a sense, it can be regarded as the test of the sect for outstanding disciples. After passing the test, it will be a welfare!"

"Well, so, this secret realm you are talking about..."

Hongli Heiyang looked at each other again and nodded.

Hei Yang: "World fragments?"

Hongli: "Law fusion?"

"Eh?!!"

Zhao Zhuji Hongbutian was startled.

"How do you know?!"

"Ha ha……"

After confirming that it was indeed what she and Heiyang were thinking, Hong Li said with a chuckle, "Guess, who in the travel world knew about this first?"

"It's really interesting."

Hei Yang also couldn't help but cover his face.

"What did I think? I went around and came back, right? You really belong to me."

"Um?!!"

Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji were taken aback for a moment, seeing that Heiyang and Hongli looked like they knew each other well, and suddenly realized: "So that's how it is!"

"What, why did you get involved in this matter?"

Heiyang scratched his head, and said speechlessly: "It's very dangerous, okay, Sister Zhuji, your foundation building period is fine, Brother Butian, I think it's still in the Qi training period, how did he get in?"

"Hey, what do you mean mixing in!"

Hong Butian's protest seemed feeble.

"I'm relying on my ability..."

"Ah, because he won a place in the group arena before..."

Zhao Zhuji sighed, spread his hands and said, "Plus, he insisted on going, and with a little manipulation, he was included in the whole list."

"Uh, a little manipulation..."

Heiyang frowned, curiously asked: "How to operate?"

"Ha, I know, it's easy."

Hong Li leaned over, patted the table with confidence, raised her head and said, "Just walk up to the person in charge of sect affairs and slap the table!
Ha, my sister is the suzerain of the Five Elements Holy Land, and my brother-in-law is a boss in the Nascent Soul Stage. I want to participate in your little event. If you are sensible, you can figure it out! "

"hiss!"

Heiyang gasped and suddenly realized.

"Makes sense..."

"What's the point, hey!"

Hong Butian's voice shouted from the other end: "I am aboveboard, and I filled out the form to participate in an upright manner, so I don't have the pretentious prestige you mentioned. Isn't this attracting people's hatred!"

"Damn, look at it."

Hong Li spread her hands, shook her head and sighed: "This is a young man who is not married and has no family at all, he is not mature at all.

Wherever you go, you can't have a relationship. If you don't know how to do this, just wait to hit a wall, you say yes, Heiyang. "

"Well, I think it's okay..."

Heiyang frowned, and seriously analyzed: "Think about it, Brother Wan Butian bullies men and women in the sect, is arrogant and domineering everywhere, and causes all kinds of troubles.

One day, I will be a little junior brother, although he is dressed in coarse linen and has no long clothes, but his eyes are piercing with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and he is a little handsome, and his cultivation talent may also be at the bottom.

Next, Brother Butian didn't know what was going on, he didn't play high-end rounds, he had to come over to mock and suppress the newcomers, and then the opponent activated the ability "30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi", didn't he just send it!

As soon as he sent it, wouldn't he have to confess us before he died! "

"hiss!"

Hong Li reacted in an instant, showing shock, and shook her head quickly.

"So that's the case, Brother Bu Tian understands the righteousness, and thank you for your kindness.

Oh my mother, don't splash blood on my head..."

"It's just..."

"..."

"..."

Looking at the picture at the other end, Zhao Zhuji had black lines all over his head.

Xiao Huo managed to hide, Hei Huihong Qiao was muttering something secretly, while Hei Yang Hongli was discussing the chances of reversing the killing of the ex-married and useless man, and also said that Aoyoujie is his own, and he will come to trouble, and will not give it to him. They mess up and stuff...

Seeing that Zhao Zhuji was stunned for a while, she couldn't help turning her head to look at the calm Hong Butian, and couldn't help asking: "What are they doing? Seeing how calm you are, don't you think so?" Do you feel the beauty of brain congestion because of this scene?"

"Without him, it's just a habit."

Hong Butian's face is numb, these two things, cough cough, these two little things, bah bah, these two children, he was often ordered by adults to take care of them, if they make mistakes, he will be punished by Hong Butian, That feeling tsk tsk...

Anyway, when he knew that they were going to get married and start a family, he was so happy, and he was finally relieved after all the hard work, God finally opened his eyes!

That's why he had to personally send these two little things on the road, otherwise he wouldn't be able to relieve the hatred in his heart!

Seeing the two of them chattering and chattering now, Hong Butian's mood remained calm, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

Make a fuss, make a fuss, make a fuss, anyway, now he doesn't have to take the blame for these two!

Ah, the air in Wuliangjianmen is really sweet and delicious!
...............

"So Butian brother, you are afraid of going in and being cannon fodder, so you hold Buddha's legs temporarily?"

Heiyang looked at Brother Butian with his dead fish eyes, and said mercilessly: "Don't think about it, according to judgment, that thing can enter within a month or less.

Although it is said that there is no life breath in it, the ghost knows what kind of environment there is, and how far you want to improve during the one-month Qi training period. "

"Uh……"

Hong Butian sneered twice, what Heiyang said was rough and reasonable, but the matter is done, he can't quit anymore, how embarrassing it is!

"Damn, what's the shame!"

Hong Li waved her hand indifferently.

"It's better to be ashamed than to be injured and lose your life. If you don't want to be shameless, don't do it when you don't want it."

Hongli pointed to Hong Butian, then shifted her gaze to Zhao Zhuji, and said earnestly: "Brother Butian, you need to figure out your current position, you are now a kid who eats soft food.

Next to the rich lady Zhuji, what face do you need, you don't have to work hard anymore! "

Zhao Zhuji: "..."

Hong Butian: "..."

"What do you mean by getting close to me!"

Zhao Zhuji was ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily, "It's like what happened to him, you can't talk like that!"

"Yeah, how did I become a softie?"

Hong Butian glared at Hongli viciously, and argued: "Yes, I am not as good as her now, and I am always taken care of by her, but I am working hard!

As the saying goes, if you skip below 30 years, can't I catch up with or even surpass the other party one day, and eat the soft rice hard? "

"Hey, what's wrong with eating soft rice? How many people want to eat it but can't eat it? You don't know how to be blessed..."

Hongli rolled her eyes, sat next to Heiyang, raised her legs, put her hands on the back of her head and leaned against Heiyang, and said happily: "Look at how happy I am eating Heiyang's soft rice now.

Let me tell you, after we got married, he even became a lot gentler. He didn't know how to cook for me before, so happy! "

"Mornings are a special case."

Heiyang muttered speechlessly: "Don't even think about making this kind of thing a normal thing, Hong Mouli! If you pay for what you pay, you will pay your debts sooner or later."

"Oh, oh, that's all for the future, isn't it!"

Hongli smiled flatteringly at Heiyang, turned her head to look at Hongbutian, and directly persuaded him to leave.

"Brother, let's not force it, let's quit! Why do you have to find fault for yourself?"

"Tch, you sound nice, king of negative energy!"

Hong Butian was speechless, he suddenly raised his head to look at Hongli, and asked, "What about you, Xiaoli? What would you do if it was Xiaoli?"

"what?"

Hongli didn't understand: "What don't you understand?"

"Just put yourself in the shoes!"

Hong Butian gave an example and said: "Just like you and Xiaoyang, if Xiaoyang gets into trouble, will you not help him because you are too weak?"

Hongli: "?!!"

"Bold!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, and she taught her a lesson: "It's the official who is asking you questions, but you have educated the official instead, come here and use thirty killing sticks!"

"Ah."

Hong Butian hehe said: "Don't talk about those who have or don't, give me a letter, help or not!"

"Let him go if he wants to."

Zhao Zhuji on the side shook his head helplessly and a little touched, and looked at Heiyang Hongli sincerely.

"The so-called master is a teacher, we sincerely ask the two of you..."

"Don't, don't, it's not fun to be so serious."

Hongli quickly waved her hand, sighed and said, "Brother Butian opened his mouth, and sister-in-law said that again, so I have to help..."

After a pause, Hongli looked at Heihui Hongqiao on the side again, raised her eyebrows and said: "And you two, don't you want to learn, take the opportunity to listen carefully, I want to see how much you can learn."

"Don't say that I deliberately challenged you to embarrass you, Brother Butian has just entered the Tao not long ago."

Hongli stretched out her hand to grab Xiaohuo out of her arms again, Hongli pinched a wing of the latter and moved it to her eyes, staring at him with dead fish eyes: "And you, Hei Xiaohuo, since you have finished learning Nirvana is over, and the second move of life-saving skills should also start, sit down and listen carefully to me too!"

"Ah, ah, ah..."

Xiaohuo kicked her legs wildly, opened her eyes and saw that her mother's head was bigger than her whole body, thinking of how she had been with her just now, her heart skipped a beat, and she quickly laughed twice.

"Haha, that, of course, of course..."

Xiao Huo looked cute and asked, "So Mom, what are we going to learn next?"

"Ah, the second form of life-saving, Shenyin!"

Hong Li put Xiao Huo down, and the latter returned to the appearance of a little girl, sitting side by side with Hei Hui and Hong Qiao.

In the picture on the other side, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji quickly entered the state, listening to Hongli's explanation seriously.

"Because this is a great supernatural power, which can be broken down into many small magic tricks, so Brother Butian and the others, as well as Huihui Qiaoqiao, even if you can't learn all of this trick in a short time, it can still add some security to yourself..."

Speaking of this, Hongli showed a serious expression, pointed at Xiaohuo, and hummed: "But as for Hei Xiaohuo, you must learn everything for me!

You have much more time to study than others, and your talent level is not low. The most important thing is that you are our daughter, so, hehe! "

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo revealed half-moon eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Hehe, Xiao Huo knows..."

"Ok?"

Hongli's voice changed.

"Why is the tone wrong? Are you not convinced by what your mother said?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo's anger sank to his dantian, his voice was loud and clear.

"Xiaohuo knows, promise to complete the task!"

"Well, it's almost there!"

Hong Li rubbed Xiao Huo's head in satisfaction, looked at Hei Yang at the side, and coughed twice.

"Very good, let me briefly introduce Shenyin first, don't interrupt the teacher's speech, I will leave time for you to ask and answer if you have any questions.

First of all, the supernatural powers are divided into two parts: hiding one's own traces and quickly escaping from danger sources, which are further divided into..."

Hongli Heiyang started their narration vividly.

There is one thing to say, with the experience of teaching Xiaohuo before, the two of them are very good at teaching others now.

In a sense, this is also the first online and offline combined teaching in the travel industry.

Unlike some friends who like to cut backstage, this group of students are really studying hard!
Amazing!

(End of this chapter)