So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 384 The sun always rises from the east, but the wind comes from all directions at will
"What is there to know, isn't it just the one-acre land of the Five Elements Sect!"

Hong Li was lying on the sofa in the living room, her bare feet swaying.

If there are other guests, she must more or less pretend to be a good wife, mother and lady.

But for the two little cousins, Heihuihongqiao, heh, everyone knows each other's virtues, so my family doesn't have to deal with so many things.

Hei Yang was dealing with a bag of peanuts attentively, while Xiao Huo and Hei Hui were whispering quietly.

Only Hong Qiao looked serious, asking her cousin sincerely there.

It has already been decided that she will go to the Five Elements School with Hei Hui to study further in the spring of tomorrow, but she always has some doubts in her heart, fearing that she should know what she should know and end up not knowing.

After much deliberation, she still took Heihui to her cousin's house and asked Hongli about this question.

If there was anyone she knew who knew the Five Elements Sect the best, her cousin who became the suzerain after a year of going there definitely had a top-notch understanding of the Five Elements Sect.

She now hopes that her cousin will give her an introduction strategy, and she will follow her cousin's strategy, and she will become the suzerain after clearing the customs, and she hopes that Mengxin can avoid lightning when she enters the pit.

But Hongli didn't know what to say about the cousin's question.

"Really, I didn't lie to you. You don't need to prepare anything. You will know what you need to know when you get there."

Holding her head in one hand, Hongli said casually: "I was lucky at the time, and was directly led into the pit by the old player's aunt, so I don't know what minefields are not minefields.

When you get there, it will send you a few books, such as the family rules manual, and the practice secrets.

You have to read the practice cheats carefully. Back then, your sister and I suffered the loss of not reading carefully, which indirectly led to the innocent and tragic death of those comic books of mine. "

"Etc., etc……"

Hong Qiao couldn't help asking: "I haven't read the practice manual, so what does it have to do with the man...uh, manga book, and its innocent and tragic death?"

"That has a lot to do with it, if I..."

At the beginning of Hongli's words, she sighed and waved her hands: "Forget it, it's a long story, I'm too lazy to say it, I just tell you to read the practice manual carefully, and don't imitate me when the time comes...

After all, my meridian goes and returns, and your little life never returns..."

"Uh……"

Hong Qiao looked dull, looking down at the pen and notebook in her hand, not knowing what to write down.

My sister was talking strange things again, and it was remarkable that she could understand one sentence out of three.

Fortunately, based on years of communication experience, Hong Qiao still saw a few bloody characters between the lines: Remember to preview!

"As for the house rules and regulations manual, turn to Fuli to read it carefully, and then read it slowly."

Hongli continued: "Anyway, I didn't finish watching that stuff until I graduated from the sect, but that girl Xiaoyun just finished watching the memorization session a few days ago, it's true that I don't exist in the same world.

You remember when the time comes, don't bully men and women, cheat, kidnap and steal, it's usually fine,

If you are uncertain about anything, you can ask your seniors, seniors, and elders.

Except for the fact that they let you apply for a membership card, they are very reliable at other times.

If you are being bullied by others, remember to tell me, don’t hold back, in case you get mad when you are practicing, right?

Also, the free meals in the cafeteria are not as good as paying for them, so don't treat yourself too badly..."

"Door manual, cafeteria..."

Hong Qiao kept memorizing key words one by one, nodding while listening.

"Will I also have a baby anthurium's egg then?"

"Hmm, this is how our Hong family goes to the fire department."

Hongli stretched out a finger, and said leisurely: "But you can also choose to apply for a department change, which I only found out later.

Because in recent years, young people's views on marriage have become more and more free, and the attributes that the five-color family is good at may also change...

Of course, the little anthurium eggs are picked at random, and you never know what kind of baby you will have.

But no matter what, you have to remember that from the moment you decide to hatch, you are his (her) life, and Xiaohe's entire world, so you must not let them down..."

"Um, um, is that so, randomly selected..."

Hong Qiao Si thought: "Birth parents are random, blood inheritance is random, talent is random, gender is also random..."

"Maybe it can make a flash."

Hei Yang, who had just eaten a peanut, couldn't help but interjected, and said with a smile: "Flash Six v Xiaohe..."

"Hei Yang shut up."

A row of wells popped out of Hongli's head.

"You don't have to listen if you don't want to listen, don't make trouble for me!"

"Alright Xiaoli, your will."

Hei Yang chuckled, said no more, and continued to conquer his peanut pile.

"I really deserve a beating, my yang..."

Hongli cast a helpless glance at Heiyang, imagined beating him violently in her mind, and then looked back at her little cousin, Hongqiao.

"Well, you don't need to know that much."

Hongli spread out her hands, looking as if she sighed.

"These are all precious memories of life. If we knew about them in advance, wouldn't there be less surprises then?"

"It's like after I joined the Fire Department, I was suddenly told that I could receive a little crane egg."

When Hong Li said this, her eyes lit up.

"My God, I never thought I could raise a little life with my own hands!
The feeling of surprise, even the melancholy of homesickness, cannot be diluted. "

"You must know that I have more or less raised some silly little animals, or plants with tenacious vitality..."

Hongli shook her head and sighed, "Unfortunately, only Heiyang survived in the end..."

"Hey, who is your little animal?"

Hei Yang couldn't help protesting from the side: "Obviously I'm the one who raises you!"

"Hei Yang shut up, you don't need to tear down the stage when Mou Li is bragging."

Hong Li gave Hei Yang a blank look, looked at Hong Qiao, and continued to sigh: "I want to raise a child with my own hands since childhood!
That kind of feeling is really stressful, but it is pressure and motivation..."

"Teacher Hongli said the word motivation, which always gave me the urge to laugh three times."

"Hei Yang shut up."

Hongli casually took the small pillow on the sofa and threw it down at Heiyang, finally looked at Hong Qiao, and concluded, "So, I've probably told you everything I've told you, and it doesn't matter if you know the rest.

After all, no matter how much I describe in a thousand words, why don't you go and see for yourself? "

"Ah, but..."

Hong Qiao showed a nervous expression.

"But I heard that if you fail to refine Qi within a year, you will be driven back."

"Huh? Are you worried about this kind of problem?"

Hongli said with a displeased face: "As my cousin of Hongli, how can you fail to refine Qi for a year, can you have some confidence?"

"Stress kid Hongli is good at putting pressure on others."

"Hei Yang shut up."

Hongli also threw the other pillow over, looked at the troubled Hong Qiao, and said with a smile, "I think I've made it very clear, so there shouldn't be any doubts now, right?"

"Well, actually, I also know that this kind of thing should be experienced by myself..."

Hong Qiao muttered, took a deep breath, looked at Hongli, and said a little embarrassedly: "With the help of my sister and brother-in-law these days, Huihui and I have already reached the seventh level of physical training, and we will soon reach the eighth level of physical training .

And if there is no accident, before going to the Five Elements School, you should be able to upgrade to the ninth level of body forging, the theoretical peak of the mortal realm. "

"uh-huh."

Hongli frowned: "So what? What do you want to say?"

"I want to say that I'm still not confident..."

Hong Qiao lowered her head, staring at the toe of her shoe, sitting in a cute posture.

"Sister Hongli, you also know that my talent is really not good, not to mention compared with you, Hongli, but also far behind Butian brother.

When I was at home, I still had you and my brother-in-law to help, but when I got there, I was afraid that I would not be able to keep up with the progress, so I was thinking, thinking..."

"What are you thinking about?"

Hong Li's expression gradually became more subtle, seeing Hong Qiao's serious appearance, she felt a faint premonition in her heart.

"I want to learn from my sister and brother-in-law about the knowledge of practicing Qi in advance!"

Hong Qiao said sincerely: "I think since I don't have the talent that others have, then I will make up for it with several times and dozens of times of effort!
The stupid bird flies first, I preview it in advance, it is definitely better than crashing into it stupidly.

Well, Huihui and I want to do some pre-training with my sister and brother-in-law..."

"Good guy, make up classes, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't help revealing his half-moon eyes, and complained: "This is not a good idea..."

"really!"

Hong Li didn't tell Hei Yang to shut up this time, she couldn't help blurting out when she saw Hong Qiao's serious face.

"You fuck you...cough cough!"

"Ok?"

A question mark appeared on Hong Qiao's head, she tilted her head in confusion, and couldn't help asking: "Sister Hongli, what did you say just now, I'm sorry I didn't hear you clearly, can you say it again?"

Hong Li: "Forget it, forget it, it would be impolite to say it again."

Red Joe: "???"

"Ahem, I mean..."

Hong Li forced herself to calm down, managed her expression a little, and explained.

"Well, Qiao Qiao, this kind of thing is not because my sister doesn't help you, but because of the fact that it's difficult to help you in practice!"

Hong Liyu said earnestly: "Cultivation is nothing more than two kinds, resource accumulation and understanding.

We can sponsor you to start resources. After all, I have always regarded you as my own sister. We are a family. It will not be too late for you to practice self-reliance in the future. Haven’t I already helped you with this?

And in terms of comprehension, it depends on yourself, just like doing a problem, with inspiration, you will soon be able to unimpeded, and if you can't do it, you can't do it..."

"Maybe you encounter some confusion in practice. You come to ask me with accumulated questions, and I can answer them for you."

Hongli shook her head and said: "But if I teach you directly, it won't do you any good, but it will affect the next teacher who will lead you to educate you.

Wouldn't that be a disservice? Think about it. "

"Ah, I..."

Hong Qiao was taken aback, and said blankly: "That is to say, I must first find out the problem in my practice, and then I can ask Sister Hongli?"

"Yes, specific questions are needed. If you have specific questions, I will be happy to answer them..."

Hongli talked eloquently: "But if you..."

"toot"

"Xiao Li, your communication."

Heiyang casually threw the communication spirit stone on the table to Hongli.

"There are a lot of people looking for you every day."

"That's not."

Hongli looked at the name Hongbutian displayed on the communication, and couldn't help being stunned.

"Brother Butian's communication, this is not common."

"Brother Butian's communication?!"

Hong Qiao was stunned for a moment, and then said nervously: "Could something happen to Brother Butian?"

"what? What?!"

Hei Hui Xiaohuo, who was playing with the flower rope, was startled when he heard Hong Qiao's words, and was not in the mood to continue playing, so he quickly poked his head over and asked.

"Did something happen to Brother Butian? How's it going?"

"Don't spread panic, he should be fine, after all, he is in the sect!"

Hong Li glared at Hong Qiao, connected to the communication and said leisurely: "Don't worry, don't worry. Just listen to what he has to say."

The screen was switched on, and Hong Butian's big head appeared from the other end.

"Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Oh, yes, that's how it should be used!
Hey, Xiaoli, Xiaoli, are you there? It's me, your brother! "

After a pause, Hong Butian pulled aside and pulled Zhao Zhuji into the camera.

"There is also Zhuji, can you see us?"

"I see, I see, there is no need to be so loud."

Seeing Brother Butian's appearance of having never seen the world, Hongli shook her head helplessly, she is also an outstanding disciple of the Holy Land, okay?

"Suddenly thought of sending me a newsletter, is there something?"

Hongli asked curiously.

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hearing Hongli's words, Hong Butian reacted and quickly stated his purpose.

"It's like this, Xiaoli, Zhuji and I have encountered a lot of troubles in practice, and we have accumulated a lot of specific questions. I want to ask you..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli blinked, are you two guys spying on me?

"Sister Hongli..."

Hong Qiao on the side lowered her voice and said expectantly, "Here comes the specific question!"

That is to say, can she see Sister Hongli show off her supernatural power and show her rich cultivation knowledge?awesome!

"Ask for specific questions..."

Hongli nodded, showing dead fish eyes, and said indifferently: "Don't teach! Find someone else!"

Red Joe: "???"

Hei Hui: "???"

Hong Butian: "???"

Zhao Zhuji: "???"

"Pfft hahaha..."

Hei Yang on one side finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"What specific questions are not specific questions, this dog is just lazy, I laughed to death hahaha..."

"Go to hell, dog Heiyang!"

A well popped out of Hongli's head.

"What is pure laziness? Isn't what I said unreasonable..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hong Qiao's mouth twitched slightly: "So, that sister Hongli..."

"Sorry I'm a lazy dog!"

Hongli turned her head and put her palms together in prayer.

"Your teacher will always teach you this knowledge in the future, so I don't need to come..."

"Dian."

Heiyangrui commented: "The allusion belongs to the allusion."

"Dog Heiyang shut up!"

Hongli snorted softly.

"Let Heiyang teach everyone!"

"Oh, Xiao Li, don't lose your temper."

Hong Butian at the other end of the screen waved his hands dumbfoundingly and said, "If it wasn't for the fact that there was no other way, we wouldn't bother Xiaoli and you."

"Uh-huh!"

Zhao Zhuji on the side rarely echoed Hong Butian's words, she said: "Because the elders and fathers have too many disciples to teach, and many times the dragons can't see the end, so there is no way..."

"Ah, so..."

Hong Li sighed, nodded and said: "Okay, okay, it will be okay next time, right?"

"Don't be sure next time, Xiaoli!"

Hong Butian was sweating profusely, and couldn't help but said: "It's urgent now, we can't wait too long!"

"Oh roar?"

Hongli frowned, and said curiously, "Explain? Let me see if the reason is appropriate."

"Uh……"

Hong Butian was stunned for a moment, not only Xiaoli, but also another cousin, Qiao Qiao, looked at the screen with curious expressions.

"that……"

Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji looked at each other, hesitantly said: "You really want to know?"

"That's not."

Hongli frowned.

"Then I really said it."

Hong Butian showed a serious expression.

"Don't spread the word, the thing is like this..."

(End of this chapter)