So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 376 If you can't eat in the middle of the night, why is there a light in the refrigerator (funny)
"What, so you two just slept outside all night?"

In the early morning, Lan Yuying tilted her head and brushed her long hair, looked at her daughter who had just woken up, and couldn't help laughing, "Go and look in the mirror to see what you look like now..."

"Ah? Uh..."

Hong Li rubbed her sleepy eyes, waved her hand casually, and a water mirror appeared in front of her, from which she saw her messy hair.

"Ah this..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "Did Hei Yang bomb me while he was sleeping..."

"What bomb?"

Lan Yuying asked suspiciously.

"Ah, nothing, I'm talking nonsense."

Hong Li yawned again, and honestly admitted: "To be honest, even I can't stand this hair..."

"Puff ha ha ha ha..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help laughing out loud, she shook the comb in her hand, and said to Hongli, "Come here, just in time for Mom to help you comb, really, such a big person..."

"Need not."

Hongli waved her hand, shook her head and refused, and said with a soft snort: "When I was young, I just let my mother comb your hair at home.

Now that I have grown up, it is too unreasonable to bother my mother! "

"Ok?"

Lan Yuying's eyes lit up.

"Could it be, Xiaoli, you want to..."

"Hmm, that's right!"

Hongli nodded proudly.

The two looked at each other tacitly, smiled, counted down three two one together, and then spoke together.

Lan Yuying: "Finally want to be self-reliant, have you combed your hair yourself?"

Hong Li: "I'm going to ask Hei Yang to comb my hair now, this job is his now!"

Lan Yuying: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Sorry, Mom was wrong."

Lan Yuying braided her hair, covered her face with one hand and sighed.

"Mom shouldn't have fancied and imagined something. She should have known what kind of virtue my daughter is..."

"Hey, mom, it's too hurtful for you to say that!"

Hongli couldn't help complaining, and murmured in a low voice to defend: "My mother used to take care of me, so she helped me comb my hair.

Now Heiyang raises me and takes care of me, so he combs my hair, is there a problem? "

"It seems to make sense, but there seems to be something weird..."

Lan Yuying froze for a moment, then frowned and pointed out the loophole in Hongli's words.

"However, if you always ask others to help you, Xiao Li, you will lose the ability to live alone one day.

Well, I think wild cats can catch snakes, catch birds and hunt, but after growing into a domestic cat, if you spoil it too much, it will even be afraid of mice...

At this time, if the domestic cat is thrown into the wild, it can only "meow meow" and starve. "

After a pause, Lan Yuying looked serious and pointed at Hongli.

"And Xiaoli, you are the house cat that is about to lose the ability to survive independently!"

"Ah?"

Hong Li waved her hand, and said indifferently: "That's not right!

In this way, Heiyang made me into a useless person, into the kind of little rookie who can't do anything without him.

In this way, wouldn't I just meow meow at home and never be able to leave him? "

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Hey, hello, mom, what's your expression? It's scary."

Seeing her mother Lan Yuying staring at her blankly, Hongli waved her hands with a sneer, and couldn't help but argue: "I don't just let Heiyang raise me, I don't do anything!

I sometimes help him do a lot of things!
Did mom look down on me, Hongli, as a parasite? ! "

"Is not it……"

Lan Yuying asked unceremoniously: "Little friend Hongli, who gave you the illusion that you are not a little parasite?"

Hongli: "???"

"Fake, spread rumors, slander, slander!"

Hongli couldn't help shouting to refute, she often cooks for Heiyang!
"Mom, don't believe me, if you don't believe me, I will prove it right now!"

Hongli took a deep breath, sensed the position of Heiyang, turned her head and took a step.

"I went to Heiyang to comb my hair, and then I beat his back for half an hour, to show that our husband and wife respect each other as guests, live in harmony, make progress together, and support each other."

"Hey, wait a minute, let's not talk about anything else..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help it, and couldn't help shouting: "Remember to wash your face and wet your hair, otherwise it will be difficult to comb well, and it will be very troublesome!"

"Don't worry mom, it's not the first time Heiyang has done this job."

Hong Li waved her hand, scooped up the water mirror hanging in the air, and slapped herself on the face.

"crack"

"Pfft..."

Hongli shook her head, yawned, raised her hand high, and without turning her head, gave her mother a thumbs up behind her.

"Okay, refreshed!"

"This child..."

Lan Yuying sighed.

"How can this make people feel at ease..."

Really, even though the children are married, she still worries about it all day long. It's really hard work!
"However, I am happy, I am happy!"

Lan Yuying smiled, shook her braid, combed it casually, and walked into the room with Ge'er sideways.

...............

"This, this, and this, with this..."

Beside the "fragile" Da Ma, Hei Yang pointed to a large bag of medicines, introduced them one by one, and instructed him to pay attention when taking them.

"You can swallow it in one gulp, or you can just drink some water if you feel dry..."

Hei Yang has a serious face: "Eat after meals, once a day in the morning and evening, don't get too close to other pony girls during this time.

If you don't feel better after a week, you can use the communication spirit stone to inform me, I taught you how to use it, right? "

"Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!"

Dama nodded again and again, it will, remember, it must follow the doctor's advice.

Doctor Heiyang must cure it, it doesn't want to go back to the previous numb life of not being interested in anything!

I could have endured the darkness if I hadn't seen the light --- Malaysia emo.

"Well, don't worry, as long as you strictly follow what I told you, it will be absolutely fine."

Hei Yang patted Da Ma's back lightly, and accidentally slapped the imaginary guy staggeringly.

"you……"

A black line was drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Well, you can double the dose of the medicine I mentioned just now, and the number of times will remain the same."

"hiss???"

Malaysia has a question mark, no, the dose is doubled?Doctor doctor, can it be saved?
"It's okay, I can bring you back even if you died before..."

Hei Yang paused, and said seriously: "But this is not the reason why you don't respect and cherish life, you just treat it as the only life now!"

"Hiss law!"

Da Ma nodded again and again, it knows, it knows.

Its account has managed to get enough of the pony girl's favorability, and if it reopens a new file, it will not be willing!
"Well, as long as you know..."

Heiyang nodded, and wanted to continue to say something, but suddenly raised his eyebrows, turned his head to look into the distance, and saw Hongli waving at him.

"Well, that's it, I'll go first."

Hei Yang directly waved goodbye to Da Ma.

"I'm going to accompany my wife."

"His law——"

Da Ma raised a front hoof, waved goodbye to Hei Yang, and at the same time shouted and neighed, meaning: You also remember temperance!

"..."

Hei Yang in the distance staggered suddenly, almost fell into the mud.

Malaysia: "..."

Da Ma blinked, lowered his head, bit the bag of medicine, threw it on his back, turned his head and slipped away!

.........

"This guy walks pretty fast..."

Heiyang turned his head and saw Da Ma's back disappearing into the green grass in the distance, he snorted softly, showing a displeased expression.

"Hmph, I'm in the Nascent Soul stage, how about the Nascent Soul stage, I'm full of energy!"

"Hey! What energy? What energy!"

Hongli happily jumped over, patted Heiyang, leaned forward slightly with her hands behind her back, looked up at Heiyang, and smiled: "Morning, husband! You got up so early!"

"Hmm, I was dragged out of the bed by my mother, can it be earlier..."

Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at Hong Li, and couldn't help complaining for himself.

"Damn it, why didn't you drag you a dead girl!"

"hey-hey……"

Hong Li chuckled and didn't reply, she just liked to see Hei Yang who looked at her displeased but had no reason to hit her.

"call……"

With a deep breath, Heiyang turned to Hongli, saw that the girl's face was still wet, her bangs were sticking to her forehead, but the hair on her head was still messy, and she immediately understood what she was going to do.

"so……"

Hei Yang took out the comb from his body, pointed to Hong Li: "Turn around."

"Hey, okay!"

Hongli turned around obediently, allowing Heiyang to start working on her head.

And in Hongli's words, it's Hei Yang who likes long hair and I have long hair, so you have to be responsible.

Heiyang didn't object to this.

Not for anything else, the key is that he likes to dress up his wife beautifully, and this is not the hehe on the screen...

"But then again..."

While combing Hongli's hair, Heiyang complained, "You must have been blown up by a bomb! I saw that your head kept arching when you were sleeping..."

"Hey, what can I do?"

Hong Li curled her lips: "Isn't this the habit of sleeping on the bed at home!
There should have been a small pillow at the place where I protruded, but it turned out that there was no..."

"It's not all your fault!"

Hongli snorted softly and asked, "Didn't I tell you to carry me back when you went back to sleep? What happened?"

"In the end, I didn't go back to sleep."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's reason was impeccable, Hong Li was stunned for a moment, and couldn't think of any rebuttal words for a while.

"No, no, no!"

Hongli shook her head in embarrassment, and said angrily, "That's the prairie outside, what if a prairie wolf flies over and takes me away?"

"I'll take you back again."

Heiyang replied casually.

"God damn it back..."

Hong Li imagined that scene, and her little face, which was pretending to be angry, almost couldn't hold back her smile.

"Your answer should be more serious, okay, damn it, it's nonsense!"

"Ha, you are ashamed to call me, you are the first to talk nonsense, the third uncle of the horse farm here is patrolling all day long, and there are no grassland wolves in a radius of hundreds of miles, heh!"

Hei Yang was not fooled, and pouted with disdain.

"Besides, even if there are wolves, they can't get near here!"

"Then, there are mosquitoes!"

Hongli quickly changed her words.

"I've been sucked blood!"

"Mosquitoes or something, I'll help you block them with spiritual power too..."

Heiyang said faintly: "You're talking a ghost, keep making it up, I'm listening."

"hateful!"

Hongli looked dissatisfied. At this time, she loves to fight Heiyang for nothing else.

"What if it's a large mutated mosquito?"

Hongli pointed to herself and Heiyang who was combing her hair behind her, and couldn't help but said: "We are the protagonists, we finally went out, so we can talk about it if we don't encounter some troubles.

As far as our standard configuration is concerned, how can we not have a prehistoric giant mosquito, heart of the swarm or something... ah! "

Hongli screamed, showing dead fish eyes, damn it, forgot that her head was still under this guy's hands.

"Damn Hei Yang, you still hit me while combing your hair!"

"It was you who first challenged me here."

Heiyang snorted softly, combed Hongli's hair earnestly, and said quietly: "Also, I suspect that the two of us are no longer the protagonists.

Didn't it mean that after the protagonist gets married, the protagonist will automatically switch to the next generation? "

"Ha, and madness relies on weakening the protagonist of the previous generation to set off the next generation, right?"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and complained, "It's really you, Director Hei."

"whispering sound……"

Heiyang rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly: "You can do it, you can do it, screenwriter Hongli."

"Ha, why can't I?"

Hongli said to herself: "First of all, first change the protagonist back to our feelings of continuing to consume, even if we both die, we have to find a way to add settings such as resurrection, and then the world suddenly encounters a catastrophe, and we..."

"Boom!!!"

Before Hongli could finish her sentence, bursts of loud noises came from her ears, and at the same time there was a horse's neighing and hooves: "Neighing law!!!"

"???"

With a question mark on her head, Hongli quickly waved her hands and said, "I didn't do it!"

"Still quibbling, you traitor!"

Heiyang combed Hongli quickly, and flew towards his mother and the others.

"Just kneel down and apologize obediently!"

"I can go to you!"

Hongli cursed back, and also rushed in the direction of the mother and the others.

As the first loud noise spread, there were several loud noises one after another, Heiyang Hongli came to the mother's house nervously, and saw everyone running out in confusion.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

Qing Yiyi ran to Heiyang Hongli while nibbling the pig's trotter in her hand, she herself was also puzzled.

"Are you two okay?"

"We're sure we'll be fine!"

Hei Yang was relieved when he saw that his mother still had time to eat pig's trotters, and saw Xiao Huo pulling Hei Huihong Qiao out of the house, and Lan Yuying walking out the door with the comb in her hand.

"It's fine..."

"Well……"

Qing Yiyi finished gnawing the pig's trotter in her mouth, still a little dazed.

"What's the matter, didn't it shake once last year?"

"I don't know, Hongli did it, ask her, she knows!"

Heiyang pointed to Hongli.

"Hey, hey, what is it!"

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Hongli couldn't help but point to the third uncle who also ran out with a dazed expression and a helper at the racecourse.

"The house is fine, everyone is fine, it means this is not the center of the earthquake, okay! Hei Yang is talking nonsense, don't pay attention to him!"

"Huh, it's good that everyone is fine..."

Lan Yuying breathed a sigh of relief, and then showed a worried expression.

"It's not about Dao Xiaochen and the others..."

"call!"

Qing Yiyi let out a long breath, slapped Heiyang, and entrusted: "Xiaoyang, you run fast, go home and see your father and the others, we are fine here."

"And I!"

Hongli leaned over: "I'll go wherever Heiyang goes, and I'm going to see Dad and the others..."

"But……"

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Xiaohuo, who saw his father looking over, and patted his chest confidently.

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad, Xiaohuo will protect grandma and grandma!"

"No way."

Hei Yang shook his head: "You are also a little doll who needs to be protected!"

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo's expression froze.

"Indeed, you are still far away..."

Hong Li agreed, and looked at Hei Yang, thinking of going together in an instant, the two threw out ten chess pieces, five pawns and five pawns, turning into ten armored golden elixir.

"You protect mom and the others!"

Heiyang Hongli ordered.

"As ordered!"

The ten soldiers and chess pieces shouted in unison.

Heiyang Hongli looked at his mother and the others, got affirmative eyes, nodded, and instantly disappeared in place: "Let's go!"

(End of this chapter)