So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 375 Fake Goodnight: Goodnight.The real good night: chatting and chatting suddenly disappear
"Well……"

Holding a big spoon, Heiyang carefully scraped the red paste from the pot. This is the life-saving medicine he made for Da Ma, which is colored but tasteless.

It can help Malaysia replenish the body while suppressing impulses, increase income and reduce expenditure. It is not the kind of medicine that hurts the body, but it should not be taken too much.

Therefore, Heiyang now needs to collect these, pack them in appropriate amounts, and entrust Malaysia to take them.

As for the other steps, there is no need to use them. It will take five hours in total. Heiyang is not very satisfied with this. After all, the pot is not good, and it cannot replace a good stove. There is no way to do it.

Just as Heiyang was concentrating on cleaning up, a small hand held the meat skewer and stretched it out to his mouth.

"Heiyang, open your mouth, ah—"

Hongli's voice sounded from behind.

"Ah uh."

Heiyang directly bit off the roast meat, and continued to scrape the ointment from the pot while eating.

"Hey hey..."

Hongli squatted on the right side of Heiyang, looking up at Heiyang with one hand resting on her chin. From this angle, the starry sky contrasted Heiyang's face with light and darkness. It was less childish than usual, and seemed to be a Looks like someone in their 20s.

"Suck, cough, cough..."

Hongli stared at Heiyang with a smirk, and couldn't help being intoxicated and said: "Heiyang, you are too handsome, you are too foul..."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Hei Yang grinned, and said with a smile: "But speaking of it, there is no suitable standard for a handsome aesthetic appearance. Since you think so, Xiao Li, then so be it."

"No, no, it's not just me who thinks you're handsome..."

Hongli retorted stubbornly: "This is not just a lover filter, I think it's your original good-looking, one of the best handsome guys, okay?"

Hongli stubbornly wanted to prove that her husband was handsome in the first place, and she was the one who took a big deal to grab this treasure. Others must be envious of her.

"Huh, no..."

Hong Li was startled, her face serious.

"This son of Heiyang is so beautiful, if there are lustful people who want to take his love away..."

"What are you mumbling about..."

Hei Yang curled his lips: "I'm talking nonsense again."

"No, I have to find you a mask for Heiyang to cover your face, just like the Lanling King I told you about..."

Hongli lowered her head and began to search for the storage bag, muttering incessantly, "When you are away from home, seal off your appearance, and unlock it when you get home..."

"What perverted possessiveness..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "It's really scary."

"It's useless to be afraid, you have to listen to me."

Hongli snorted softly and searched earnestly.

"Well, mask, mask, no..."

"How could there be?"

Heiyang clicked his tongue and said speechlessly: "The things we haven't bought before, can they still appear out of thin air?"

"Damn it, since that's the case!"

Hongli let out a "tss", took out the next storage bag and continued to search.

"But it doesn't matter, since I can't find a mask, I can find a piece of cloth to cover your face..."

"Then go out to visit relatives, people think it's a thief, right?"

Heiyang smiled helplessly, and teased Hongli.

If he had just come to this world, it might be possible for him to find a way to make a mask or something to wear, not for anything else but to block other people's eyes.

Wearing a mask, you can be expressionless all the time when talking to people, and you can occasionally smile when listening to people talking, as long as it is not obvious, you will not be discovered.

In this way, everyone thinks that this situation is quite good. Not only the inner heart can be concealed, but also the friends with poor appearance or disfigured appearance can also use this to regain self-confidence.

Especially when people around you are wearing masks, you suddenly realize that you are not the special one, and you can blend in with everyone, which is great.

Of course, using a mask to steal something in class, tsk tsk...

Hei Yang was definitely not unconfident in appearance at the beginning, but just the fear of loneliness, and it can be regarded as a way of self-protection, just like some unconfident people subconsciously lower their heads...

But that has nothing to do with the current Heiyang.

Now he is a successful young man with a wife and children, a happy family and a happy life, at least he thinks this is the happiness of life.

Every day, he has a smile on his face.

Don't just talk about him, Hongli is the same.

In the past, I just gave him a slap in the face, although now I still slap him, but the smiles have increased significantly.

It's not that she has changed her opinion of Heiyang, or thinks that this person's personality has changed or something, but that Hongli still couldn't let go of it before.

To put it simply: don't give him too much sunlight, lest he shine brightly and kick his nose on his face.

As for now, hey, just kick your nose on your face, anyway, this guy has done even more egregious things...

Hongli rummaged while thinking, and kept muttering in her mouth: "It's broken, I can't really find it...

When I was digging through other things before, these sundries blocked me, as if there was everything.

As a result, when I want to use it now, when I look for it, there is nothing..."

"Hey, that's too classic."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth lightly raised: "It's the same with me, this is called husband and wife!"

"Ah, yes, even though it is true..."

Hongli sighed, looked up at Heiyang, snorted softly, and handed over another skewer.

"Seal your mouth! Damn it! Open your mouth obediently and wisely! Let me feed you medicine!"

"Ah, okay, let me feed you the medicine."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and ate the meat skewers.

"See how you poison me to death, smelly Hongli."

"Don't be so cheap and behave yourself, I don't even eat those things myself."

Hong Li pouted, flipped through the storage bag, and suddenly saw something, frowned, picked it out, and handed it to Heiyang.

"Husband, husband, do you think it's okay to wrong you?"

"Well, what are you talking about?"

Heiyang tactically leaned back, looked at the thing Hongli handed over, and his eyelids twitched.

In Hongli's hand, um, it's a pair of black stockings...

"You want me to use this as a mask..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, and he had a sense of sight that he was about to rob a bank.

"By the way, you girl, you're quite that kind, you're quite talented...

I made cross-world clothes, and you have figured out the way of cross-world dressing here, right? "

"Uh……"

Hongli smiled awkwardly, scratched her cheeks, and beeped softly: "Didn't you look at the picture of your previous world a few times before, and then I saw several guys dressed like this..."

"Good guy, I'm so direct, good guy..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, he calculated that the technology over there had improved a lot compared to when he left, and there were housekeeping robots and so on, but is this creature with a headgear and silk stockings still active...

I heard that in some places, it is considered rude to rob without stockings...

Let's just say, you've all gone to rob, aren't you rude?

But then again, why does that kind of creature still exist? Hey, does the progress of the times only improve certain aspects of technology...

Hei Yang thought that the era when he could rely on his hands to fight for a future is over.

"It's so old, it's still a traditional robbery..."

Hei Yang shook his head, and couldn't help complaining.

But Hongli frowned, thought about it, and said a little uncertainly: "But in the picture I saw, those guys don't look like living people, but like some kind of mechanical beast puppets?"

"Uh……"

It took Hei Yang less than a second to understand what the wife-in-law said about the mechanism beast puppet, and after realizing that she was talking about a robot, he couldn't help showing his half-moon eyes.

Well, this wave is because his tradition is outdated, and there is no one else who puts a hood on the robot!
Are you saying that robots will be used for robbery in the future?
Can't it be a robot who goes to the bank to withdraw money?
Then how to take hostages?
Or is the life of a robot also a life?
A bunch of "correct" remarks flashed through Heiyang's mind in an instant, and he was in a bad mood, so he couldn't help shaking his head.

Forget it, fortunately he has been reincarnated.

What was the previous life?do not know!
Hei Yang has already joined the Traveling World, right?
"Tsk tsk..."

While thinking about it, Heiyang continued to scrape the bottom of the pot, but suddenly found that the bottom had been dug clean without knowing it.

He scratched the inner wall of the cauldron a few more times, put all the fruits of his labor into the large basin, took a small spoon, and picked it up one by one.

Each scoop is about the amount that a Malaysian can eat at one time, which is very convenient and beneficial for lazy horses.

"Heiyang Heiyang, husband Heiyang, answer quickly!"

Hongli on the side patted Heiyang on the back, shook the stockings in her hand seriously, and said expectantly: "What do you think, is this okay?"

"What do you think?"

Heiyang asked a question in silence.

"After a while, my mother and the others will see me, and I will be skewered and roasted over the fire."

"Oh, heiyang, you are an adult now, and you already have your own right to make independent decisions!"

Hongli chuckled, covering Heiyang's face was just an excuse, her real purpose was just for fun.

She had planned everything, and when Hei Yang put it on, she would take out the photo stone, "click, click, click" to snap a picture, and then get the picture out to enjoy, it's a good plan!

This kind of childish prank, even Xiaohuo probably doesn't bother to play it, but it's just right for Hongli's age group, who let her have a willful Heiyang who can accompany her?

Many times, you are suddenly not interested in those games or anything, and you don’t want to do the entertainment activities that you liked very much before. You think you are mature, and this is the price of growing up.

In fact, many times, it's just that no one plays with you like the former friends.

This is the price of growing up, it is called loneliness.

When no one is with you to be self-willed, when no one indulges your personality, the joy also disappears, doesn't it...

Well, after talking so much, Hongli rolled her eyes, slapped Heiyang on the back, and shouted loudly.

"Hey, Hei Yang, come and try?"

"You can't die with your heart, right?"

"Why are you talking so ugly..."

"Hehe, have you worn it?"

Heiyang turned his head, staring at Hongli with dead fish eyes, and questioned his soul.

"Ah ha ha……"

Seeing Heiyang's serious eyes, Hongli waved her hands with a sneer, and said hastily: "No, no, how come, I love Heiyang so much, why did you let me wear it, it's nothing hahahaha ..."

"Oh."

Heiyang nodded and turned his head.

"Then don't wear it, there is no need to discuss it."

Hongli: "???"

"No, something is wrong with you?!"

"I'm ruthless!"

Heiyang collected more than 2000 copies, raised his hand and poured a ball of clean water into the pot, and the water in the pot swirled wildly into a whirlpool, diligently cleaning the residue in the pot.

Seeing this scene, Heiyang nodded in satisfaction. He hadn't learned any pot-wiping skills, but he could do it by himself. This wave is called self-created spells, okay?

Hongli's conspiracy failed, and she didn't care too much, she turned her head and came back with a lot of skewers, and handed half of them to Heiyang.

"Hey, Heiyang is yours, and this is mine..."

"What's yours and mine..."

Heiyang cleaned up the scene, looked at Hongli's blanket spread in the grass, and sat gently beside her.

Hei Yang said casually: "What do we still divide between you and me, right? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. This is inseparable..."

"well said!"

Hongli nodded heavily, and said hastily: "Tomorrow it's my turn to do the dishes again. According to the great theory of "what's mine is yours", I will leave the task of doing the dishes to you!"

"Climb, climb!"

Heiyang snorted, and counterattacked: "Then continue to apply the formula, mine is yours, and this task is yours again, keep working hard!"

"what?"

Hong Li tilted her head, gritted her teeth angrily and said, "Then I'll do it again!"

"I'll do it again!"

"I'll do it again!"

"I……"

"You are not naive, why don't you rebound!"

"Bounce!"

"Grass!"

"Kids are not allowed to swear."

Heiyang taught with his hands on his hips.

"You are only a child, my sister and I have long been dirty adults."

Hongli snorted softly, and suddenly thought of something, muttered: "But if we wash the dishes tomorrow, we may not be able to return home tomorrow, maybe we can have a few meals before we go home, and we don't have to wash the dishes after the meal." , does it mean that I have been on vacation?"

"You reminded me of this."

With a serious face, Hei Yang said seriously: "At first, I thought I could do whatever, whatever.

But now, whatever I say, I want everyone to go home tomorrow, have a happy dinner party, eat at our house, and use our bowls!

It's rare for you, Xiaoli, to be so leisurely and elegant, so I must give you a hand, right? "

"Are you a dog?"

Hongli kicked Heiyang sideways in embarrassment, sighed, lay down gently, and looked at the sky.

"I'm a little tired today, go to bed early, so..."

"Third Uncle has prepared a house for us."

Heiyang reminded.

"Oh, that's not important, I'll just fall asleep and talk..."

On the blanket, Hongli lay beside Heiyang, closing her eyes in peace.

"When are you going to sleep, why don't you just carry me into the house, ah..."

Hongli yawned.

"Okay, okay, not much to say, sleep, good night, husband Heiyang..."

"Xiaoli, you..."

Halfway through Hei Yang's words, Hong Li fell into a coma, with a row of black lines drawn across his head.

Sighing, he pulled out a quilt and covered her.

Heiyang sat beside Hongli, stroking her little head, seeing the faint smile on her face, he couldn't help smiling himself.

"Good night and sweet dreams, Xiaoli."

(End of this chapter)