So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 312 Activation, zero time difference: Forcibly make the time difference of creatures all over the world to be consistent with mine!
Item: Absolute Pass*2
Quality: golden

Effect: One-time consumption of props, using this item in any "enchantment", "array", "special space", "world gap" and "time-space turbulence" can ignore all obstacles and pass freely.

Introduction: Our original intention is to help those explorers who stray into dangerous places to save themselves from danger, but there are always some dogs who use it to peep!
"Here, this is our trump card."

On the bed in the bedroom, Hei Yanghongli was wearing light gray and light pink loose pajamas, sitting cross-legged.

Hong Li pointed to the pass, nodded and said: "If it's time to cross the catastrophe and we are really captured and unable to return, this will be our second life!
We'll use this pass to get back through the barrier when the time comes! "

"However, because it is a one-time consumable, it must be used with care."

Hongli said seriously: "If we are arrested again after we come back, it will be over!

There is only one chance, so we must gather 12 points to make a plan to deal with this kind of thing! "

"No, there are two chances."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "You only need to consume one ticket, let one of them come back, and the other one will directly teleport the other party, isn't this just two people on one ticket?"

"Hiss, you are indeed Heiyang! There is just too much bad water in your stomach!"

Hongli couldn't help boasting: "It's just, it's, um, it's not bad, it's bad!"

"Fuck you, it's called using your brain."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, and turned to Hongli: "So, where should we start our investigation?"

"Well, yes, that's a question..."

Hongli frowned, thinking of her elders outside the barrier, she couldn't help asking: "Speaking of Heiyang, do you have that kind of, um, books that look very old, and rings that look very simple? Kind of weird gadget.

Maybe, there is a way to deal with the tribulation left by the ancestors? "

"Come on, as long as there is something left in the Five Colors Family, it won't become like this."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I didn't know before, but now that I know how powerful the elders are, I feel absurd when I think that their younger generations were almost wiped out by that weasel back then.

Think about it, when a bunch of villains get together, a certain evil emperor said: Ah, that five-color family is really powerful, and this emperor can't take it down with all his strength.

A certain ancient giant said in a deep voice: Indeed, the combination of their strengths is probably invincible. At least this old man has been in the sky for so long, and he has never seen such a tyrannical force.

A certain Outland Supreme: Damn it, there are five-color families, and the northwestern part of the roaming world is as solid as gold, and it cannot be conquered at all!
Weasel: Ha, a group of younger brothers, our group wiped out the Five Colors family! "

Hei Yang: "..."

What a strange association, inexplicable.

"OK then……"

Hong Li pondered for a moment: "Let's ask someone else!
Yinzi Sheng Yao Qingkong, Elder Shuiran, Grandma Meng, you can ask these questions, right? "

"Oh, Yin Zisheng and Yao Qingkong went to retreat to deal with government affairs, and they said they wanted to get rid of all those things before coming to the Medicine King's Sect."

Hei Yang stretched out his fingers and said: "Elder Shuiran is in charge of the meeting of the Five Elements City, so I guess he is not free now.

As for Granny Meng, I heard that she and Yan Wang are arguing about retirement benefits for underworld employees after retirement.

Recently, I don't even have time to serve soup, and I have been replaced by the reserve Meng Po, who is now in the internship period. "

"Good guy, you're not free, are you..."

"That's right. After all, not everyone is as idle as we are."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"But I heard that Yin Zisheng and the others are coming soon."

Hei Yang added: "The Medicine King Zongxiu is near the Five Elements City, you know that?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li showed dead fish eyes: "To be honest, I have objections to this.

What if the Medicine King Zong creates another poison one day, and the wind blows all of us into the Five Elements City? "

"Uh, they said that the Medicine King Sect outside the city belongs to the main hall and will not be used for refining medicine. They learned the lesson from last time, simplified and complicated, and separated and established those refining halls in every corner of the wandering world. , Said to avoid being bullied."

Heiyang explained: "Moreover, it can also help the local people to see a doctor by the way, and it has become a chain of public welfare sects!"

"Positive energy."

Hong Li gave a thumbs up: "Our travel world will get better and better!"

"of course."

Heiyang smiled and nodded: "I will continue to say, the Five Elements City Conference is over in March, and Elder Shuiran and the others will be free, so you can ask.

As for Yin Zisheng, it is estimated that he will come over around May or June, so you can ask him at that time.

In the words of Grandma Meng, she said let us tell her after we confirm the wedding date, and she will come in person.

Well, she said that if she couldn't make it, she must have been plotted against by Lord Yan, so that we could avenge her in the future. "

Hongli: "..."

"Yes, it is more reliable to ask this kind of question in person."

Hongli sighed, a little confused: "Speaking of which, has our wedding date been confirmed yet?"

"Huh? You didn't listen when we talked?"

"At that time, my mother dragged me to learn how to cook, did you forget?"

"Oh, that's right."

Hei Yang nodded: "I'm sure I'm sure, but two dates have been confirmed, one is May [-]th and the other is August [-]th, and I plan to choose between these two."

"Ha, is there still a choice?"

Hongli couldn't help but said: "The sooner the better! I wish the wedding could be held now! Put it until August? Oh my god!"

"I think so too, but they seem to have other considerations, saying which one is more appropriate to tell us after the discussion..."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Anyway, it must be this year, this one can't escape."

"Okay, then we can only wait..."

Hongli put away the pass, and smiled: "Then, let's enter the exciting and long-awaited link!"

"Huh? Are you sure?"

"Of course!"

With a wave of Hongli's little hand, four boxes appeared in the middle of the bed: "Four boxes per person, until all are opened!"

"That's right, if something useful is developed, maybe..."

Hei Yang nodded, and also put out four boxes: "Who will go first?"

"You first!"

Hongli snorted softly: "I've already concluded the rules, the more you drive in the back, the luckier you are. I was the one who suffered a loss by driving in the front before. You can never beat me this time!"

"Oh, the weak seek strength from the outside, and the strong seek strength from within."

Hei Yang opened a box with a nonchalant expression on his face, and there was a golden light immediately: "You see, this is the gap between me and you!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli blinked, this, this is not right!

Props: God Chess

Quality: golden

Effect: 32 chess pieces, except for the "handsome" and "general" and the four "soldiers", the other 26 pieces can leave the chessboard and turn into puppets of ignorant creatures that let the trend go.

The 26 chess pieces all have ordinary Jindan level strength.

When all the red chess pieces are on the chessboard, a puppet with magic cultivation Yuanying level combat power can be summoned at will.

When all the black pieces are on the board, a puppet with Xiuyuanying level combat power can be summoned to be driven.

When all the pieces on the chessboard are in place, a puppet can be summoned for driving!
Summary: You can even play chess with it!
"Uh……"

Hongli had a lemon in her heart, and her face was expressionless: "To be honest, it's average."

"It's your turn."

Heiyang hehe said: "Please?"

"Oh, I'm afraid you won't succeed?"

The red glass was opened suddenly, golden light!
"Ha, let me just say, it must be..."

Props: Golden Apple
Quality: purple

Effect: After eating, clear all negative abnormal states of oneself, and be immune to Nascent Soul Realm and the following monk damage, lasting for 2 minutes.

Introduction: In fact, it is not pure gold, but a layer of gold plating...

Hongli: "..."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, cow! Cow! Cow!"

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing: "What a golden item! This is amazing!"

"I knew it……"

Hongli sighed, and waved her hands: "Forget it, I've already been mentally prepared, it's your turn."

"Come."

Hei Yang opened the box, raised his eyebrows: "It's not very lucky."

Props: Colorful sacks

Quality: purple

Effect: Have you ever heard of the ethnographic bag?Although this can only be used for one, but the Nascent Soul and below realms cannot escape.

Introduction: Is there a possibility that the sack was not invented for trapping people?

"Ah this."

Heiyang's eyes flickered, and he looked at Hongli with malicious eyes, and smiled.

Hongli: "..."

Hong Li: "Grass, don't be silly!"

"Ummmm, ahh..."

On the bed, Hongli was wrapped in a sack and writhed wildly, making a desolate "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh".

[Hongli: Heiyang, you are not human, not human! 】

[Hongli: Let me out quickly!hateful! 】

[Hongli: Heiyang, please, Heiyang, do you want me to cry for you? 】

[Hei Yang: Hey, call me husband. 】

[Hongli: Husband, spare me! 】

[Hei Yang: Hey hey. 】

"Pfft."

As the sack was torn off by Heiyang, Hongli lay on the bed with lifeless eyes and messy hair, and said softly, "Does it have to be like this? Smelly Heiyang!"

"Cough, that..."

Heiyang stretched out his hand with a sneer, and helped pull out a few hairs from Hongli's mouth, and argued, "Well, I can't help but...

You always want to try something new when it comes out, can you understand me? "

"Oh, you just think it's interesting to bully Hongli and make her cry."

Hongli snorted softly, and sat up cross-legged again: "It's like I've been thinking about how to bully you all day long."

"Long live the understanding!"

"This is not an understanding, hey!"

Hongli couldn't help giving Heiyang a fist, sighed and continued to open the box.

Props: Poké Ball
Quality: purple

Effect: It is used to capture creatures as elves, and the Nascent Soul Realm and below must be captured successfully.

Introduction: It's up to you!

Hei Yang: "..."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang's face darkened, and he quickly turned his head to look at Hongli: "Xiaoli, that me... What the hell!"

A ball quickly enlarged in his eyes, and Heiyang's pupils shrank sharply, finally sighed, rolled his eyes at Hongli, and gave up thinking.

"Hey, long live understanding!"

Under Hongli's expectant gaze, Heiyang turned into a ball of light with a "pop" and was loaded into the elf ball. The ball didn't even bother to shake it, and just made a "beep", indicating that the capture was successful.

"Hahaha!"

Hongli picked up Heiyang's elf ball from the bed, got a hat from somewhere, put it on his head backwards, and laughed loudly: "I have successfully subdued Heiyang!"

【Black Sun: ... 】

【Hei Yang: Forget it, there’s nothing to say, just do whatever you want, get tired, destroy it! 】

[Hong Li: Hey, how is it going inside? 】

"Uh……"

Heiyang turned his head and looked around. He was dressed like an ordinary room, with sofa chairs, a bed, and something similar to a TV screen. Heiyang walked over and opened it, and then he saw Hongli's big eyes, Looking in curiously.

【Hei Yang: "..."】

[Hei Yang: Don't put your face too close, it's scary. 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hong Li: What about you?how is it inside 】

【Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]

[Hei Yang: So-so. 】

[Hongli: Good guy, it's okay! 】

Hongli opened the poke ball, released the black sun, and then stared: "Ah?"

"what?"

Suddenly changing the environment, Heiyang scratched his head in confusion, raised his face, and then froze: "Huh?"

"Good guy, I'm so direct, good guy!"

Hongli looked at Heiyang who was not as big as her own palm, her eyes glowed, she stretched out her hand to pinch Heiyang, put it in her palm, and poked him with her little finger excitedly: "Why did you become so small, it's so cute! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was dangling from Hong Li's poke, and couldn't help showing dead fish eyes, and looked up at Hong Li speechlessly: "But from my point of view, it's terrifying, it feels like you can swallow me in one bite."

"Well, let me see..."

Hongli took the poke ball, touched a raised button, and pressed it lightly: "Is that so... Ah!"

Almost at the moment of pressing the button, Hong Li exclaimed, feeling her arms sinking instantly, and looked down to see Hei Yang lying in her arms, staring at her with a darkened face.

"Puff, hahaha, sorry, sorry..."

Hongli put Heiyang down, and took back the elf ball with a smile: "Is this really of purple quality, why is it like a toy, a miniature version of Heiyang, hehehe..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed interest on his face, and suddenly couldn't help but say, "How about I exchange the sack with you?"

"Ha, don't even think about it."

Hong Li showed a shy smile: "I can use mine to play with you for several years, ahem...

That sack of yours is different, though, and I've found a way to deal with it! "

"what?"

Hei Yang showed doubts in his eyes, and a question mark appeared on his head: "What way? I don't believe it!"

"Oh, it's very simple."

Hong Li stretched out her finger and said triumphantly: "Next time you put a sack on me, I won't resist. If I don't resist, you won't have fun. If you don't have fun, you'll get tired of playing with the sack soon." !"

"Tired of playing with sacks, haven't you?"

Heiyang glanced at Hongli: "But there is still a person in the sack."

Hongli: "..."

"Stop talking nonsense and continue!"

Hong Li snorted softly, not answering Hei Yang's words.

"Come on! Two consecutive shots!"

props: counterclockwise

Quality: golden

Effect: One-time consumable item, designate someone to go back in time somewhere from 0 to 365 days.

Introduction: What is reversed is the past, and what is changed is the future.

props: clockwise
Quality: golden

Effect: One-time consumable, designate someone or somewhere, speed up their time from 0 to 365 days.

Introduction: Accelerate!accelerate!
"Hiss, it's so tall!"

Hongli didn't say much: "Look at me!"

Item: No ghost, some ()

Quality: purple

Effect: Don't worry, 10 t!

Introduction: Hey, why can't I mark them as purple, this is very precious in my eyes, okay!

Item: There is a ghost inside, stop trading

Quality: purple

Effect: Only effective for monks at Nascent Soul level and below, offsetting a fatal attack.

Introduction: Heroes don't run away in battle!

Hongli: "..."

　Ahem, I fell into a coma too suddenly yesterday, I didn't even have time to leave my last words...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)