So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 311 I will definitely make up the two chapters owed by July, trust me!

A small flat peach tree was carefully planted in a new little secret place called a plantation.

Don't look at it is still very small, but it is carrying a heavy burden, and its branches are covered with black and red glass, the whole family, ahem, sounds like something is wrong...

Oh, don't worry about it so much anyway, in a word, it is the hope of the whole family now!

Vitality Gathering Array, Swinging Royal Wood Array, Endless Life Spiritual Spring Array...

The spirit stones are buried in the surrounding soil, providing sufficient nutrition for the healthy growth of the small flat peach.

In front of the tree, two people and one otter were paralyzed.

Heiyang Hongli lay on his back, and the sloth lay on his side.

I saw Mu Dabu at a glance, cough cough...

"I'm exhausted..."

Hong Li didn't want to move at all, her eyes were blank: "It feels like I've lost half of my life, and my health bar is going to turn red!
I, Hong Li, was not as delicate as this flat peach from the time I was born until I grew up. It is also a spirit stone and a formation. It is obviously a tree, so why is it so delicate!
Look at the tenacious vitality of the little grass pushing the big rock, and look at the tenderness of your flat peach.

We are all plants, they work so hard, you can't even grow your own, don't you feel ashamed? "

"Now, tell it so much..."

Heiyang said speechlessly: "It doesn't understand, it doesn't even have any intelligence, so maybe this breed doesn't have intelligence...

It’s like the peach garden in the myth, where all the idiot trees are planted..."

"You don't need to ask me such a profound question."

Hongli was too lazy to use her brain: "I'm just a Hongli, so I can't give you an answer."

"Too……"

Heiyang breathed a long sigh of relief and fell into silence.

"I, in this life..."

The sloth said half-deadly: "I have never done so much work in my life, uh, I seem to have never done work in my life...

You, you two are good. In order to help you plant trees, I feel that I have overdrawn all the energy for exercise in the next life, the next life, and the next life! "

"Don't be embarrassed."

Hongli said quietly: "There is no reincarnation in the roaming world, you will not have a next life."

Sloth: "???"

This time I can't fix it for her.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about those strange questions..."

The sloth sighed, and looked up at the flat peach tree: "This is what I need to protect, right?"

"Hmm, indeed."

Hei Yang glanced at the thin branches of the flat peach tree, and couldn't help complaining: "But having said that, this flat peach tree hasn't grown up yet, and the branches are thin. I wonder if you'd be too sick to sleep on it. ?”

"Well……"

The sloth was stunned for a moment, and then said indifferently: "It's okay, I don't choose a place to sleep."

"Sleep quality is very important!"

Hongli said calmly, "Wait until the two of us bring you a small soft bed and let you try the warmth of the bed, isn't it more comfortable than lying on a tree branch?

Well, for a second, you will fall in love with this feeling. From then on, the bed is here, and there is no bed! "

"Ah this..."

The sloth showed half-moon eyes: "It's that exaggerated.

Well, who knows where I am when I'm asleep, I don't feel it, I don't feel it! "

"Tch, are you a layman now?"

Hong Li showed a disdainful expression: "Although you sleep longer than Hei Yang and I, you are far ahead in quantity.

But in terms of quality, when it comes to the method and experience of sleep, you are far behind! "

"Ha, method experience is for the weak."

Facing provocations in his professional field, Sloth will never admit defeat: "Do you know the gold content of Second Sleep?

The weak can only survive in a certain environment, but the nature of the strong, why hasn't he slept through swords and fires?

I have soaked in the magma pool, but it was sprayed out later..."

"Abaa, I don't care, what I said is right!"

"Hongli, you are so childish..."

"One thing to say, indeed."

"Heiyang, shut up!"

"Oh……"

There was a sudden silence in the secret realm, and the two of them closed their eyes peacefully—who wouldn't be in a second sleep?

[Your contract object (Black Sun) has successfully fused with magical powers and exiled, and has been promoted to the sixth level of Jindan, and has been synchronized. 】

.........

"broken……"

Hongli walked out of the secret realm, looked at the sky full of stars, couldn't help but rubbed her sleepy eyes: "When I woke up, the realm broke through a small realm, and it's a little closer to the tribulation period, Heiyang, you should die!" what!"

"It's none of my business..."

Hei Yang followed behind Hongli, closed the secret realm, and said speechlessly: "The supernatural powers are fused by themselves, and they reached the sixth level of the Golden Core by accident, and it was you who fused them, so can I blame me?"

"hateful!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "Next, no one is allowed to break through until the solution to the tribulation period is found, understand?"

"Uh, I'll try my best."

"What the best! You promise!"

"Uh, I promise."

"you swear!"

"Uh, I swear..."

Hei Yang paused, showing dead fish eyes: "What do you mean I swear? I swear? What is the oath?"

"Uh, let me think about it..."

Hongli raised her head and thought for two seconds, touched her chin, and nodded: "Well, let me read a sentence, and you follow it!

Now, please raise your right hand and swear to me. "

"Okay, you say."

Heiyang raised his right hand obediently.

Hongli: "Today, I, Hongli, swear an oath here!"

Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hongli, swear an oath here!"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hong Li: "Don't force me to scold you."

Hei Yang: "Ahem, I understand."

Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hei Yang, swear here!"

"Until we find a solution to the problem of "you can't go home and be happy after crossing the tribulation and ascending", unless there are special circumstances, resolutely do not push up the realm!"

"Same as above."

"Ah? You are as tall as the previous one!"

"Ditto doesn't know how to count words!"

"Hiss, good reason, he is so gentle, I cried to death!"

Hongli wiped away the moved tears, and continued: "The long night is coming, I will not practice, I will not realize the Tao, I will not improve my realm, and I will refuse to introvert!

I will enjoy a great youth, eat and be lazy, enjoy leisure and hate work, be addicted to sex, eat, drink and have fun!
I am a lazy dog ​​in the dark, a salty fish in the dawn!
I am the quilt against the cold, and I am the face of life lying down!
I do not wake up at dawn, nor do I sleep at dusk nor at sunset!
I swear to dedicate my life and everything to the people and life I love, and I will never do unnecessary internal friction!
This is the case today and every day!Tonight and every night! "

"Addicted to Squeaky!!!"

"What are you..."

The veins on Hongli's head popped out, and he punched Heiyang's head to smoke, and said through gritted teeth, "You just remember these four words, right?"

"Report! I also added three exclamation points!"

"climb!"

Hongli snorted softly, and stretched out a finger: "Anyway, don't let me see any breakthroughs in the realm. If anyone breaks through the realm again, he will be fined to serve the other party for a month! Do whatever you want, no complaints!"

"hiss!"

Heiyang gasped, and couldn't help showing a shocked expression: "Sister Hongli, this is too cruel, why don't we change the punishment?

For example, let me warm your bed for a month or something? "

"Heh, the punishment I mentioned is much wider than what you said!"

Hongli snorted softly, and said resolutely: "It is necessary to give strong medicine, so that the other party can abide by it, otherwise there is no use in swearing!
What's the matter, Black Sun?Oh, you dare not, do you? "

"Hey, I'm so short-tempered, it's driving me up!"

Hei Yang frowned: "I can tell you, according to the past rules, the two of us are almost alternately fused with supernatural powers.

I just fused a supernatural power, and I'm still in a saturated state, and I have to digest it for a while.

So, the chances of you being the next one seem to be a little higher! "

"Oh, don't scare me!"

Hongli waved her hand disdainfully: "As long as you don't think, use, or think about those supernatural powers, their experience bars will always be stuck there, how can they merge by themselves?

If you think about it, let’s not talk about Shenyin Instant Kill, that is an illegal operation.

Didn't you realize the other shore after listening to the story of the sloth?

Nirvana is also what I accidentally merged when I saw the plot was too hot.

The next exile is also my black box operation, ahem, it turns out that as long as the two of us don't act like monsters, stop thinking wildly, and just think about some colored waste all day long, we will be invincible. Bar! "

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a breath: "How could this be?"

"How? Makes sense, right?"

Hongli looked at the stunned Heiyang, and smiled triumphantly: "There is no way, our Hongli's head can turn very fast, Bingxue is born with intelligence.

Like some brainless black sun, he can't clear his mind so quickly! "

【Your contract partner (Hong Li) has a good idea, his clever brain is running wildly, and his supernatural powers and wisdom (Zi) are merging. 】

[Supernatural powers and extreme wisdom (purple) are out of control, a large amount of wisdom and ideas emerge in the mind, comprehension gets a super boost, and enters the epiphany mode! 】

【Successful epiphany!Supernatural powers and extreme wisdom (purple) have been fused]

[Your contract object (Hongli) has broken through to the seventh level of the Golden Core Realm and has been synchronized. 】

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, her small eyes were full of doubts.

"What the hell? Why is it at the seventh level of the Golden Core? Is Hei Yang the fault of you?"

"Ahem, I have been professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't, puff..."

Hei Yang's expression twisted for a while, he lowered his head, his shoulders trembled crazily, and finally, he couldn't help laughing out loud!

"What the hell, hahahaha, Hongli, you're here to be funny, you little clever ghost, give away your head in a flash, right?
Well, I said it earlier, I said that you, Hongli, wanted to serve Heiyang without complaint for a month, and you still had to make excuses, hahahaha! ! ! "

Hongli: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! This doesn't count!"

Hong Li's face turned red in an instant, and she quickly waved her hands to argue: "Well, this supernatural power is unreasonable!
Heiyang, did you see it?you look at it!There must be a buffer period for other magical powers!

It, it's only a few lines of time, it's shameless!Against the spirit of competition!not count! "

"Hey?"

Heiyang didn't speak, but just looked at Hongli with a funny expression.

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hei Yang smiled and patted Hong Li's shoulder: "Xiao Li is not a person who does not keep her word, right?

Even if he broke his promise, he wouldn't break his promise to Hei Yang, right? "

"me……"

Hongli lowered her head, gritted her teeth and shed tears of humiliation at being plotted against by a certain dog: "I, I'm sure, do what you say!"

"That's right!"

Heiyang's funny face didn't change, he suddenly shook his shoulders, and sighed: "Oh, what's going on, why are your shoulders so sore all of a sudden?

He must have just raised his hand and swore he was exhausted!That, Li? "

"I, I know..."

Hong Li curled her lips, and stretched out her hand to massage Heiyang's shoulders: "Are you satisfied?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Heiyang looked up to the sky and laughed, as refreshing as drinking freshly chilled soda on a summer day (not good for health, too cold is not good).

"Hahaha, Hongli, you have today too! Dad! Mom! Have you seen it?!

Hongli also has today, hahaha, Guangzong Yaozu, Guangzong Yaozu! "

Hei Yang took out the photo stone with his other hand, and patted himself and Hong Li: "Oh, such a commemorative scene should be recorded.

In the future, when the family reminisces about the past, I will point to the photo and say to Xiaohuo, did you see, this is the historic moment when our family decided the status of the family! "

Hongli: "..."

"This guy is crazy..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Hongli's head.

"Hong Li, how about we print this out, frame it, and hang it on the bedside of our bedroom?
In this way, I can see this scene every day when I wake up, which is convenient for me to deepen my memory..."

"up to you."

A well popped out of Hongli's head, and she exerted a little force on her hand: "I have no complaints!"

"Then how about hanging one in Xiaohuo's room? So that she can look up at Dad's heroic appearance at any time!"

"up to you."

Hong Li's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I have no complaints, but you have to ask for Xiao Huo's opinion."

"Hey, then you say..."

Hei Yang smiled all over his face: "How about we send two copies to our parents, so that they can see the love between our husband and wife?"

"It's pretty good."

Hongli gritted her teeth: "I have no objection."

"Then we'll print them into leaflets or small newspapers and distribute them in the city..."

"Crack!"

Hei Yang's words stopped abruptly, and was interrupted with a crisp sound.

Hei Yang: "Hongli, what's that sound?"

Hong Li: "Huh? I don't know? Maybe Xiao Huo is playing in the house."

Hei Yang: "Hong Li, I feel a little pain."

Hongli: "I knew you loved me, and you definitely couldn't bear to let me be used for a month. You are so kind!"

Hei Yang: "Hongli, is my arm broken?"

Hong Li: "Ah, it seems so, what's wrong?"

Hei Yang: "That, you did it, right?"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hong Li: "It's me."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Red-glass-"

"Haha, this can only mean that my skills are not in place, you can't say that I am passive and sabotage! I have used a lot of effort!"

"Don't talk so much! Stop for me! If you don't take off your arms and legs today, I will take your last name!"

"Oh, they are all one family. What are you talking about?"

"stop!!!"

"Hahahaha~~"

…………

"Ugh..."

Xiao Huo yawned, poked his head out of the quilt, and looked out the window: "It's not yet dawn...

Seems like you heard your parents laughing happily?

Well, according to the family rules, you don’t have to worry about hearing your parents’ voices, just treat them as background sounds..."

Xiao Huo scratched his head, suddenly said: "Is this the case?"

"Hey, I can still hear the energetic voices of my parents at night, I really feel safe."

Xiaohuo smiled happily, lay down again, and rubbed her face against the pillow: "Mom and Dad, good night, Xiaohuo loves our home so much!"

……

"Help, Hei Yang has killed someone!"

"Stop! Don't run!"

(End of this chapter)