So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 291 Following in the footsteps of predecessors, it may be boring, but you don't have to think about it yourself

The sloth knew her character had brought her many misfortunes, but she didn't think sleeping was among them.

Sleeping is the happiest thing, and perhaps her only relief and redemption.

As long as you are asleep, you will never make a mistake.

Make it a spring and autumn dream, sleep it forever.

Therefore, the sloth thinks that she is not particularly miserable. After all, a truly miserable person who dare not even dream, has nothing at all.

Well, since the world doesn't want to see her, she doesn't bother to see the world.

However, the sloth felt the soft cloth under his body, and his dry heart seemed to have a warm current.

Well, the world is not that bad, at least here, she met her two best friends.

Although the encounter was short, they only spent three days together, but these three days occupied her blank life for hundreds of years.

That's enough, that's enough, staying here will cause trouble for Heiyang Hongli.

They said that as friends, we should care about each other. She felt their care, and choosing to leave was the way she cared for her friends.

Emotions and sorrows...

Well, I've tasted it, and it's worth my life!

That's it...

The taste of parting is really bitter!

The sloth buried its head in the small pillow and remained motionless.

But, she obviously closed her eyes, but the tears still flowed out, and the little pillow that Xiaoli gave her was all wet...

Don't think so much, don't think so much, calm down.

Lazy, empty your mind, thinking is very tiring, thinking about the beautiful past is even more tiring!

Especially, when those beautiful things no longer belong to me...

So, just sleep peacefully, just sleep like before, everything will be resolved, and everyone's life can get back on track.

"Oh, finally, finally cry again..."

The sloth seemed to be talking in his sleep: "Then, go back to the darkness..."

"Lazy! Sleep with you ()! Wake up!"

Hong Li's voice suddenly exploded in my ears!

Then... the sloth burst into tears instantly!
Yes, it's Hongli's voice, can you still hear it?

Why, how could it be like this, she almost couldn't help crying, and now...

The sloth couldn't help crying, or rather, she couldn't cry at all!
Her throat seemed to be blocked by something. She felt the muscles on her face twitching, her limbs trembling, her muscles tensed, and it hurt!

"Hey, lazy, lazy, please answer if you hear it, please answer it if you hear it!"

Hong Li put on a relaxed tone, presumptuously.

"Be startled, hey, do you really want to scold me?
Admit it, the other victim, Hei Yang, scolds me every time, and even fights me when he gets angry, tsk tsk. "

The sloth was silent.

Hongli is a very strange girl, she seems to have a bad temper, always jumping between getting angry and breaking the defense, but she never seems to get really angry.

But when she should be sad, she is always trying to make everyone laugh...

Then Hei Yang would hold back his smile, and in order to cover up the fact that he was about to laugh, he would put on a helpless or annoyed expression, and go back and forth against Hongli.

Well, it feels like as long as they stay together and stay together, they can have fun at any time...

But if you say that Heiyang Hongli is optimistic, they usually like to say some depressing words, narcissistic and self-deprecating, conceited and inferior...

Both are very strange!thought the sloth.

Why can't the tears stop?

"Hey, you should tell me something, you won't really sleep to death, will you?"

Hongli snorted softly, and seemed to become a little impatient.

"Hold that piece of communication spirit stone, inject spiritual power and speak directly, I can hear it.

Hey, do you understand?Lazy?Lazy!I know you are not asleep!Wake me up soon after falling asleep!

say!Don't force Hongli to be serious, let me tell you, it will be too late for you to regret it by then!

Hurry up, this is your last chance!Call us back if you still treat us as friends! "

"It does not make sense!"

Laziness grabbed the message spirit stone violently, brought it to his mouth while injecting spiritual power, and said angrily in a crying voice: "Have you already explained everything clearly? What else can I say? Nothing to say, needless to say!"

"..."

Hong Li was silent for a moment, and asked: "What are you eating? Did I bring you snacks?"

"No……"

The sloth pouted, she was not willing to eat it.

"There is nothing that suits your appetite, who would eat it!"

"Is that so..."

Suddenly, Hongli said softly but definitely: "That's crying!"

"No, no, no, I didn't cry!"

The sloth was flustered and his heart was in a mess.

"I, well, I'm eating!"

"Aren't those things not to your liking?"

Hongli coaxed: "I asked Heiyang to buy you hot sauce pancakes, so get up quickly, get up, get up and eat!"

"No."

Lazy whispered: "Hongli, please let me go..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Who won't let you go, don't you understand?"

Hongli said angrily: "Last time my sister was like that, and so were you. You guys, why do you always create obstacles in your heart and create obstacles for yourself? What the hell!"

"call……"

After a pause, Hongli let out a sigh of relief, and said in a soft tone that could not be refuted: "Hurry up and crawl out from under the coffin lid, don't make me angry!"

"Well……"

The sloth was silent for a few seconds: "No!"

"Hey you bastard!"

Hong Li clicked her tongue lightly and knocked on the coffin board.

"Aren't you just worried that you won't be able to hang out here after you come out? I've already asked someone to help you find a way. Don't you know that the way is not easy?"

"Trust..."

The sloth was stunned, moved but guilty and said: "It's not worth it, you don't have to trouble others for me.

If you trouble others, you will owe favors, and you will need to pay them back in the future. "

"Oh, nothing happened."

Hongli said triumphantly: "I don't have anything else for Hongli, it's good to have a lot of human feelings!

Besides, I'm a junior, so it's reasonable for adults to help children! "

"Well……"

Laziness retorted in a low voice: "Even if you ask others, you may not know the solution, even if you know the solution, it may not work, and even if it works, it may not work on me..."

"What are you..."

Hongli took a deep breath, and said threateningly: "Don't force me to invite the suona class over in advance, and blow to the spirit stone for ten days and half a month!

No, I will give you three to five years, so that you will never have peace in the coffin! "

"Then I'll poke myself deaf!"

Laziness is the answer.

"Ah this..."

Hongli moved with emotion and reason, and said sadly: "But if you are deaf, you will never hear Heiyang Hongli's voice again, and there is only silence and coldness in the darkness.

If we don't have a good friend who is lazy to attend our wedding and get her blessing in person, we will be very sad! "

"Sadness is the only way to grow up, you can experience it slowly!"

Laziness is unimpressed.

"Damn! Do you know how many snacks I gave you, and you haven't paid for it yet! Are you going to eat the overlord's meal?"

Hongli kidnapped Daode viciously and said: "And this coffin, it can't be broken even in the Nascent Soul Stage, it's very valuable, okay?
As a result, now that you have closed the coffin and cheated it out of my hands like this, what a loss I must have suffered! "

"..."

Laziness fell into silence, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth to say: "Then, I'm sorry, but if I go out, it will cause you more losses, right?
I know how good you are to me. I want to take responsibility. If I go out carelessly, it would be too capricious and selfish.

We have only known each other for three days, and we are not very familiar!

You guys, just think of me as a scammer, if this can make you feel better..."

"I'm too lazy to care about what's there or not!"

Hong Li interrupted Lazy angrily.

"Let me talk about the last... eh? Wait a minute."

Hong Li frowned, and took out Jin Xiu's communication spirit stone from her bosom, and found that the other party finally answered her!

"You are lazy, hurry up, I will pick up a communication, and I will know the solution immediately! Come out quickly!"

"..."

"..."

"Hey, you finally called me back, didn't you say that you only need [-] cents..."

Hongli walked to the side, and wanted to ask when she connected to the communication, but when she saw Jin Xiu's new look, the corner of her mouth couldn't help twitching, and a row of question marks appeared above her head.

"You, what's the situation? The strategy is wrong?"

Jin Xiu in the picture, uh, how should I put it...

First, for some reason, her hair turned into a chicken coop explosion. Her face was dark, her eyes had no highlights, and her clothes were torn. She looked as if she had just been rescued from the battlefield.

"Ah uh..."

Jin Xiu opened his mouth slightly, and a puff of black smoke came out, but the silver teeth were still shining.

"Well, it's just a little mistake, cough, cough, no, it's okay, ha!"

"Uh……"

Hongli's expression was stiff, and she couldn't help asking: "Little, little, don't you know the route?"

"Uh, well, yes, it's just..."

Jin Xiu lowered his head and shook his hair, stretched out his hand to wipe his face, threw off a coat in his storage bag and put it on, coughed twice, and explained: "Well, there was nothing wrong with the previous route, and I didn't remember it wrong either.

It's just, ahem, I think it's too unchallenging to follow the old planned route, and there's nothing new about it! "

Jin Xiu smiled coquettishly, pointed to herself, and said proudly, "So I chose an unfamiliar route based on my intuition, and forced my way through with my own strength!

Ha, look, look, although I'm a little embarrassed, but it's me! "

"..."

Hongli, stare.

"Hey, what kind of look is that in your eyes, no matter how you say it, I am also an elder!"

Jin Xiu blushed slightly, turned her head away, walked to the door of the cabin in two or three steps, and changed the subject.

"Forget it, forget it, don't mention that, I'm going to open the door!"

"uh-huh."

Hongli tilted her head: "Come on, do you need to report this to me?"

"Well, you can tell by looking at it."

Jin Xiu stretched out his hand and touched the door panel, filled with spiritual energy, and a five-element formation emerged.

The golden and iron nails on the door vibrated constantly, the vines surrounding the wooden house retreated automatically, and the five-color mantras of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth appeared and disappeared.

In Hongli's bewildered gaze, all he could see was that the "wooden door" began to disintegrate into small cubes, and with a "crash" a pile of gleaming metal shook off, and the cube turned into wooden thorns again. The thorny head is slightly green, and if you think about it, you know it has been added!
Then Jin Xiu suddenly took a few steps back, only to see a huge pillar of fire burst out from where she was standing, and dense soil thorns exploded on the wall!

Counting silently for 35 seconds, Jin Xiu took out a special umbrella and opened it calmly.

The "pattering" raindrops extinguished the pillar of fire, and corroded the earth wall, revealing the gleaming silver steel inner wall.

Jin Xiu took two steps to the right, stretched out his finger and lightly tapped somewhere on the iron wall, there was a sound of mechanical clenching, and the iron wall on the right was suddenly indented, revealing a rectangular hollow, um, this is the real door.

"As for..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Hongli's head, this fortress looks like an office.

"no way."

Jin Xiu waved his hand: "After all, he is a senior brother."

"..."

There were mountains of books in the house, and Jin Xiu carefully went through the documents that had been sorted out, looking for the trace of the senior brother.

"Senior brother? Senior brother? Master... ah!"

A pale hand suddenly stretched out from the stack of books in front of him, and under Jin Xiu's shocked gaze, a woman in white with disheveled hair slowly crawled out of it.

"Uh, ah, bah bah!"

Yao Qingkong grabbed the messy hair, pushed it behind her, and spat out the shredded paper in her mouth with a look of disgust, and took out the storage bag at her waist to keep storing books, big and small, and said loudly: "Yinzisheng, look at your sloppy attitude!
How many times have I said that the things that have already been reviewed are sorted and classified according to time and importance, and you just don’t listen to them and put them indiscriminately. If this continues, how can you keep up with the progress of your clan’s review of various affairs? "

"Pfft, I don't want to either!"

Jinxiu raised his head in shock, the voice came from the ceiling, and he saw Yin Zisheng "sitting" on a chair whose legs were glued to the ceiling, and in front of him was a desk that was also fixed to the ceiling, and the latter was pressing the desk tightly with one hand With one hand, he kept flipping the pages of the documents at the speed of ghosts and animals, and quickly reviewed page after page with the pen in his mouth.

With Jin Xiu's dazed effort, the book on the opponent's hand flew down and landed in the pile of books.

"It's done!"

Yinzi Shengyan was concise and concise, just about to pick up another book for review, he was taken aback suddenly, and then "raised his head" to look at Jin Xiu who was "on top of his head".

"Ah? Junior sister, when did you come?"

Yin Zisheng jumped to Jin Xiu's side, and under her surprised gaze, he asked suspiciously: "Is there any new document that needs to be reviewed for official business? Where are your other senior brothers and sisters?"

"Huh? Senior brother, don't you know?"

Jin Xiu's eyes widened: "Didn't they retire? I didn't tell you? Well, it seems that they haven't!"

"Retire? Hurry them? Retire now? I haven't retired yet!"

Yin Zisheng's eyes widened, and he was about to argue, when Hong Li's voice suddenly came out.

"Well, I'll talk about other questions later, let me consult first..."

"Ok?"

The crowd looked at the sound.

"Hello, I'm Hongli."

Hongli waved her hand to Yao Qingkong who was beside Yinzisheng: "Don't come here without any problems!"

"Be safe!"

Yao Qingkong nodded with a smile, looked at Yin Zisheng, and said softly: "This is the one I told you about..."

"I see!"

Yinzisheng suddenly realized, and looked at Hongli with gratitude and admiration.

"Silver Saint, I have met the suzerain!"

After a pause, Yin Zisheng then said sincerely: "I have heard that Qing Kong and I can be reunited, thanks to the help of your suzerain.

At the same time, I would also like to thank Your Excellency for preventing Qing Kong from accidentally killing Junior Brother Tulou and avoiding the tragedy.

Great kindness and great virtue, keep it in your heart, if you are driven, you will go through fire and water, and you will never hesitate! "

"Ah, don't be so polite..."

Hongli laughed twice, nodded and said: "Well, there are indeed some things that I want to ask Senior for help, that is..."

"..."

"So that's the case, is the alien coming from the same world as the accidental guy?"

Yin Zisheng nodded thoughtfully, suddenly thought of something, patted his chest, and said to himself: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it, it's not difficult!"

"But before that..."

Yin Zisheng paused, turned his head to look at Jin Xiu, and narrowed his eyes: "There are some things in the sect that need to be dealt with."

"Ok?"

Hong Li blinked: "What?"

"Some guesses, but not sure."

Yin Zisheng did not answer directly, but nodded to Yao Qingkong behind him, waved his hand to signal Jin Xiu to follow behind him, flew into the sky, and closed his eyes to perceive.

Below are the towering peaks of the Five Elements, the Five Divisions of the Zongmen, the Sutra Pavilion, the canteen, and the Artifact Refining Hall...

"found it."

Yinzisheng suddenly opened his eyes, and under Jinxiu's life-doubting eyes, he stepped out of the five-element barrier carefully crafted by them, and even helped Jinxiu and the others to open a way, and flew straight to a certain hall.

"I knew it……"

Jin Xiu muttered in a low voice: "It's too stupid to use the Five Elements Method to trap senior brother..."

Yin Zisheng did not hear Jin Xiu's complaints, and his attention was all focused on the eaves of a certain hall below.

There seemed to be nothing there, but Yin Zisheng suddenly spoke.

"It has a similar aura to the accident. Is it the same as it, fellow daoist, from the same world?"

"Ah, surprise, that guy has always had a bad reputation, but I think it's quite interesting."

A little boy about seven or eight years old suddenly appeared, sitting on the eaves, crossing his legs, and looking at Yin Zisheng with a relaxed face.

"It's also a coincidence that I wanted to come to this world to play for a couple of laps, but I found that the accident happened here. I was curious, so I came to have a look."

"It's just that what I didn't expect was..."

The little boy chuckled and looked at Yin Zisheng.

"I've been here for many days, but it's only today that the owner finds me?"

"You know Accident?"

Yin Zisheng's complexion changed, and he said tensely, "Your Excellency, do you want to avenge it?"

"Stop testing me, it's all boring."

The little boy rolled his eyes: "Say it straight, I'm curious, so let's take a look.

Accidentally, I just think that guy is a bit interesting, it doesn’t mean that I regard him as my own. Over the years, he has become more and more crotch, and he has done some bad work. My patience is almost exhausted, and I don’t want to play with it anymore. up. "

"What do you mean, Your Excellency?"

Yin Zisheng quietly guarded Jin Xiu and Yao Qingkong who were following behind, and was ready to activate the mountain protection formation at any time. He stared at the little boy with piercing eyes.

"Since you are visiting as a guest, you should pay attention to etiquette and do as the Romans do.

But you, a guest, not only sneaked in secretly, but also played tricks on the master's family, it seems that you are a bad guest! "

"Just kidding, don't you think it's interesting?"

The little boy couldn't help but smile.

"It's just to let them experience a different and fresh feeling, without really hurting them, new taste, new life, ha, sorry, sorry, ha ha."

"It's a guy with extremely poor quality."

Hongli also saw the boy through the spirit stone, and raised her eyebrows.

name: bored

Realm: Nascent Soul Stage Nine Realms

Identity: citizen of the cruel world, wanderer of the world, member of Tiantian tour group, passenger (has violated the travel rules of the travel industry, has informed the traveler's information to Zhutian tour group, has pulled this passenger into the blacklist, deportation countdown: 18 hours 25 points)
"Huh? My quality is poor? My quality is good, okay, who is talking about me, who?"

Tired of moving his ears, he soon saw Hongli in the picture, and frowned.

"You say my quality is poor?"

"what."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes: "The quality is extremely poor."

"You, you, I'm a travel friend with a good reputation in the tour group!"

The little boy popped a well on his forehead, and argued: "I spent my energy and gave a special gift to almost the entire sect.

Aren't the same life habits boring?

Accidentally that guy will only bring bad things, I am different, what I bring them is a fresh experience worth remembering! "

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, and replied in a flat tone: "I don't ask people if they need it. It's wishful thinking. Then I think giving you a shovel can help you relax your muscles and blood. What do you think?"

"you you……"

The little boy frowned, realizing that things were not that simple, these dead fish eyes without highlights...

"What's your relationship with laziness?"

"Heh, I'll tell you if you ask me?"

Hongli sneered: "I don't want to talk to you."

"..."

The little boy took a deep breath and looked away.

"Okay, no need to answer, I already understand, you are the most boring kind of guy...

Goodbye, oh no, never see you again, different ways, no conspiracy. "

Under everyone's bewildered eyes, the little boy clapped his hands, Jin Xiu next to him suddenly seemed to wake up from a dream, froze for two or three seconds, and instantly exploded!

"It turns out that you are the old lady in Yin, what the hell do I say, who likes to pretend to be an old woman, who likes to drink tea, who would be stupid and not take the usual way!"

"Me."

The little boy pouted.

"I thought it was an interesting world, but it turned out that there are minions of the lazy family here?"

The little boy suddenly turned out a cannon, under the gaze of everyone, ignited it, got into it, and stretched his arms forward: "Traveling World, two stars for travel fun, locals are exclusive and boring, travel advice, whoever loves to come !"

"Bang!" With a sound, the little boy turned into a small star in the sky under the vigilant but confused eyes of several people. The cannon was shattered into slag, and the debris was twisted and arranged to form a text: "Boring!"

Hongli: "..."

Jin Xiu: "..."

Yinzisheng: "..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

　A certain person, because of uncoordinated work and rest, irregular diet, can lie down instead of sitting, stay up late without eating, likes to carry a stone, and it is broken in the afternoon, sad.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)