So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 290 I spent a lot of money to buy unpalatable things, even if they are not delicious, I have to say they are delicious!
"Well……"

Hong Li looked at Jin Xiu whose scenery was constantly moving behind her, and was still a little moved in her heart.

After all, he was still drinking tea just now, and he kicked the door and flew out to help him without saying anything.

But it seems that Elder Jin Xiu has to fly for a while, and now Elder Jin Xiu has only arrived at the public area of ​​the fifth department.

Seeing those familiar and distant buildings, Hong Li was also in a daze for a while.

In less than a year, the various things she experienced were more thrilling and exciting than the sum of the previous 16 years of life.

At that time, I always thought about escaping, but now seeing the familiar scene, I still feel a little nostalgic.

But nostalgia is nostalgia, if she was asked to go back and start over that year again, she would not even be willing to kill her!

Well, at most, if you have nothing to do in the future, you can take Heiyang to hang around, catch some meals and so on.

Thinking about it this way, Hongli doesn't have wonderful youth worth remembering!

Snow mountain, jungle, sea...

Some people may not be able to go there to see it all their lives, but she has experienced it all.

The cold wind of the snow-capped mountains blew her homesickness. Amidst the whistling sound, white feathers mixed with white snow fluttered, and she returned with a full load.

The billowing waves of the sea played her charging horn, the thunder roared, and the sea water flew across with blood, returning with honor.

The jungle red glass is the most familiar, and the southwest side of the five-color city is an endless forest.

She also went to play with Heiyang when she was a child, and once found a lot of beautiful mushrooms, she wanted to take them home to eat with her parents, and share some with Heiyang and his family...

Oh, and then he was hit on the head by Heiyang!

She was also sued by Heiyang to her parents, and was given a severe reprimand...

Damn it, I, Hong Li, will never forget my grudge for more than ten years!

After thinking about it, she suddenly thought of her Destruction Mushroom, which she wanted everyone to try, but was also stopped by Hei Yang...

The little fist clenched subconsciously...

But Heiyang was doing it for her own good, so he had no reason to take revenge, but, but...

But she was just a child at that time, at least she had good intentions, woo woo woo...

Damn Heiyang, just wait for me, I, Hongli, will be entangled with you forever, entangled with you forever, forever!

Oh, yes, there is also Heiyang, who is still laying there on his stomach!
"Come here!"

Hongli let out a soft drink.

"What's your order?"

Heiyang teleported to his side.

"what……"

Seeing Heiyang coming to the side, Hongli's body softened instantly, leaning against Heiyang, her voice was weak.

"Hei Yang, Nao Teng didn't sleep all night, I'm tired, hungry, thirsty and sleepy! What time is it, don't you have dinner yet?"

"Well……"

Heiyang looked up at the sky, the sun finally rose, and it was still January, probably: "It's around eight o'clock, most likely it will be less than eight o'clock."

"Ah, how could this be!"

Hongli lamented, "Mom and Dad said it won't start until 09:30, so there's still a long time..."

Originally, she thought it was too early, but now, tsk tsk...

"Hei Yang, think of a solution quickly!"

Hong Li looked half dead.

"The stomach is growling, it wants to be filled, it wants to be warm!"

"Well……"

Heiyang frowned, took two steps back, raised a water polo with his left hand, controlled it to float in the air, raised a ball of fire with his right hand, and placed it below.

"Hold on, Xiaoli, the hot water will come soon!"

Hongli: "..."

"Climb, climb!"

Hongli slapped Heiyang's water polo away, gritted her teeth and said, "I'm talking about hot food! Food, good brother!"

"Ah this..."

"Okay, okay, stop this."

Hongli opened her arms, grabbed Heiyang's arms and turned him towards the Five Colors City.

"I won't move around here. Hei Yang, go to the city and buy me some hot food and come back. What kind of small restaurant or big tavern, you can figure it out!"

"Okay, as a father, I will spoil you once!"

Heiyang nodded, and walked around her under Hongli's bewildered gaze.

"Okay, wait for me to prepare some vegetarian food, Xiao Li, you must not go out of this circle until Lao Yang comes back, or you will..."

"Fuck, don't add drama to yourself!"

A row of wells popped out of Hongli's head, and before Heiyang could react, he lifted him up with a slight force of his arms, spun quickly on the spot, aimed at the angle, and let go abruptly with a "whoosh" sound: "Go!"

"Xiao Li——"

Heiyang's voice dragged in the air.

"Wait patiently for Dad to come back——"

"Hey, Hei Yang, I'm Superman!"

Seeing Heiyang fly away with his arms outstretched, Hongli waved his hands and laughed loudly, "Go and come back, have a good trip!"

"call……"

Hongli let out a long breath and wiped her forehead.

"Although I didn't do anything, I still worked hard on myself!"

"Eat breakfast?"

Jin Xiu's voice came from the spirit stone.

"Ah? Ah!"

Hongli froze for a moment, nodded, and looked at the Lingshi screen: "Did you hear that?"

"After all, it's so loud, it's hard not to hear it.

Very good, although our generation of practitioners does not distinguish between day and night when retreating, the alternation of day and night in a day contains great principles. Working and resting on time is also a healthy way of life that conforms to the natural melody! "

Jin Xiu paused for a moment, slowed down a little, and pointed forward, where there were dense crowds of black people.

"Those disciples in front should all be here for breakfast, you see there are so many people in line."

"Huh? Does a canteen as big as Zongmen need to queue up now?"

Hong Li was shocked: "How many new disciples have been recruited this year, how can they be crowded like this?

Let me tell you, Elder Jin, as the titular head, I think it is necessary for me to say a few words!
We have to take a long-term view. We can't just think about recruiting people to earn more tuition fees, but also control the quality!
You can't be dazzled by the vanity signs of the Holy Land, you should expand your enrollment rationally and gradually..."

Jin Xiu: "..."

"What are you talking about!"

Jin Xiu almost froze again, a black line was drawn on her head.

"First, the sect spends money to train disciples, so where did they collect tuition fees!
Not only optical expenses, living expenses, food expenses, living expenses, heating expenses, textbook expenses... have you ever been charged? !
Second, only less than [-] people were recruited this year, and this is still the number of people who have not been screened. How can there be such a situation as you mentioned!
Those are all old disciples, didn't you just stay for less than a year, you just ran home with oil on the soles of your feet, and now you're all right, even the brothers and sisters of the same sect can't recognize you! "

"Ah this..."

Hongli laughed a few times, and was suddenly taken aback, took the spirit stone away, looked at it from another angle, and said in surprise: "Speaking of which, isn't this the alchemy room? They eat breakfast here?
How long have I been away?You even moved the canteen?
It turned out to be pretty good, why did you replace it? "

"Forget it, it's very strange."

When Jin Xiu heard Hong Li's words, she couldn't help supporting her forehead speechlessly, and explained: "Elder Yao and Elder Dan have retreated behind the scenes, you know about this, right?"

"Ah, I heard something."

Hongli nodded, remember, before they left, the two of them set up a flag, saying that if they can come back safely this time, they will retire for the elderly.

Fortunately, her red glass is more powerful, otherwise she might not know what it would be like!
"Then the two of them can't stay idle."

Jin Xiu sighed: "I have nothing to do, I took a idle job, wandered around in the sect all day, running around to play..."

"Ah this..."

"In the end, I don't know what kind of whimsy the two of them have. I suddenly thought of visiting the back kitchen of the cafeteria. They said that the meal is similar to the elixir, and the way of nourishing food is the combination of the strengths of the two..."

Jin Xiu scratched her head: "Oh, it's just inexplicable anyway, the two of them made it while visiting, and the taste of the food they made is really weird.

In the end, they were still stubborn, saying that it would be more nutritious, and eating something would make them grow taller and stronger, and promote their cultivation. Anyway, it's very strange! "

"And it's not over yet..."

Jin Xiu sighed again and again, flew over the crowd, and couldn't help turning her head to take a few sneaky glances.

"The people in charge of meals in the cafeteria watched their work being taken over by the two retired elders and the apprentices they called over.

After thinking about it, I went to the alchemy room to play across the line, rubbing a fist-sized elixir, I don't know how effective the medicine is, but it tastes good anyway.

What big fried meatballs, bean-made Dandan balls, spicy chicken balls... I was lucky enough to taste a few of them, hehe, not to mention they are really delicious! "

Hongli: "..."

"And then it became like this?"

Hongli looked pitiful: "After I left, did everyone live in such dire straits?

Sure enough, without the sect, I would be completely messed up!
But younger brother Heiyang also needs the care of his older sister. It is really difficult to choose between the friendship of the same family and the greedy man on the other! "

"Heh, it's hard to choose if you don't come here. I can only say that I understand everything."

Jin Xiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes and waved his hands.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter, as long as the cooks don't go to the medical hall, and replace the medicine for the infusion with rice porridge and eight-treasure porridge, nothing major will happen!"

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, hey, hey! What you said is not serious, okay! That's a terrorist!"

"It's okay, it's okay, someone is watching the bottom line, what kind of storms and waves have we never seen in the Five Elements Sect, didn't we survive the collective food poisoning back then?"

Hongli: "..."

"Oh hoo, it's here."

Jin Xiu stopped talking, and Hong Li looked at the other party's perspective, and saw a rock pillar standing high above the sky, straight into the sky, and a hut was sitting alone on the rock pillar.

Around the hut, there are thorns and thorns, surrounded by darkness, a sea of ​​​​fire, killing knives, floating rocks all over the sky, and faint formations appearing in the air, giving people a dangerous feeling.

"Here, see that hut up there?"

Jin Xiu raised his head and pointed to the sky, and introduced, "That's the office of Senior Brother Yin Zisheng, isn't it very distinctive?"

Hongli: "..."

This is a prison, this must be a prison, right!
"This office..."

Hongli organized her words, and said with a sneer, "It's true that one man is in charge of everything!"

"uh-huh."

Jin Xiu nodded: "So I need to make some adjustments and go up in the best condition!"

Hongli: "?"

"No, you still have to go up there?"

Hongli asked with a question mark: "Isn't this a defensive measure that you guys have made? Don't you have a quick and convenient way to skip class? Don't you have a back door?"

"There are no shortcuts, but I remember the correct route!"

Jin Xiu put her hands on her hips triumphantly and said, "If we can easily pass through this defensive measure, how can we trap senior brother?"

Hongli: "..."

It really is a prison!

"Okay, okay, go and do other things first!"

Jin Xiu took a deep breath: "Give me about 10 minutes!"

The screen goes black.

"Uh, well..."

Hongli nodded, glanced around, and frowned slightly.

【Red Glass: Yang～Hungry～Food～】

[Hei Yang: Wait a minute, I'm paying the bill, why did the beef noodles in Lao Tang's place go up by half? When did it happen? 】

[Hongli: It's been half a month, oops, let's not talk about that, hurry up! 】

【Hei Yang: Alright, here we come. 】

"Hey!"

Hei Yang suddenly appeared beside Hong Li, holding two large bowls of beef noodle soup, before he could speak, his hands were empty.

"Ha, are both bowls brought to me?"

Hongli said happily: "Heiyang, you are so kind, then I will not be polite!"

"While going, one bowl per person, if there is not enough to buy."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, reached out to take Hongli and handed over the beef noodles, he knew that Hongli was purely funny, a bowl of rice was enough for her to fill her stomach.

As for other energy consumption, just drink the aura in the northwest wind to replenish it, ahem...

"click"

A boulder was split into two pieces from the middle, and the cut surface was flat. Heiyang Hongli sat on it back to back, drinking soup and eating noodles.

"I think next time you can go to the store in the north and order some sauce-flavored pancakes. I think it goes well with beef noodles, especially the soup. Oh, it's so good!"

Hongli's face was flushed, and she leaned against Heiyang's back, showing a satisfied expression.

"What is happiness, this is happiness!"

"Eat without a word or sleep without a word."

Heiyang rolled his eyes redly.

"If you don't listen, don't listen, Heiyang is chanting sutras!"

Hongli snorted softly.

"As we all know, I don't know how many business discussions are carried out at the dinner table, well, sometimes they are also carried out on the bed, but that is usually dirty, ahem...

In short, when everyone is eating and talking, you, the silent Heiyang, are the abnormal one! "

"No way, I'm used to it."

Heiyang sucked his noodles, he never had time to talk during meals in his previous life, he ate voraciously because he was afraid that there would not be enough time between classes, so he developed the habit of not talking when eating.

However, the pace of life in the travel industry is much slower, and there is no need to rush to eat. In the words of my parents, it is "eat slowly and no one will grab you".

But Hei Yang thinks that if he doesn't talk while eating, he can concentrate and eat more deliciously, so this habit has only been changed in half.

Of course, if you go to some kind of banquet, you have to say what you have to say, otherwise people will say that you are rude - so Heiyang generally rarely goes to those banquets and the like.

Among Heiyang Hongli's peers in the same city before, there were quite a few "chic and romantic" ladies and gentlemen, who would book a room for dinner every few days, recite poems and make paintings, with a high-class and elegant appearance .

In the beginning, he invited Heiyang Hongli a few times, but it turned out that they were both doves every time, so he ignored them.

Heiyang Hongli felt that the two of them did not live in the same world as their friends of the same age. They would listen to music and watch plays at dinner parties, and occasionally had martial arts competitions.

And at that time, Heiyang Hongli was sitting in a daze, eating snacks and drinking tea under the viewing tree...

If it weren't for the two of them fighting each other often, it would be like the old man and old lady living in retirement...

But now, some of the former peers passed away unfortunately, some went out to do business and developed, some were brought to the king's capital by their elders to get a place for practice, and some were married and had children to work...

Only during Chinese New Year can we see a few more people. Most of the time, it is difficult for those same age groups to get together again. After all, Five Colors City is really just a small place, and there are still few opportunities.

Because there are Wuse family and many ancestral graves of fellow villagers around, plus some special reasons, there is no intention of expanding, and there are even a lot of vacant land left!

On the whole, the decrease in population in Five Colors City over the past few years has been much greater than the increase in population, and more and more young and middle-aged people have gone out to develop.

For example, go to relatives in the capital of the king, or go to Five Elements City to rent a house near the water, and you may be lucky enough to be admitted to the fairy gate. Even if you are not selected, you will rarely come back...

This city is getting quieter and quieter, but occasionally new blood is injected... Speaking of this...

Hei Yang drank the beef noodle soup in the bowl, heaved a sigh of relief, stretched his head to look at Hong Li who was still buried in the noodles, and chatted casually: "When I went out just now, I heard that that guy Bai Shitou became a father. The Qiqi in the Huang family was said to be pregnant for a long time, and she might give birth at any time.

They are all of the same age, and they turned out to be parents, which made me feel like I skipped the prime of life and became old once I was young. "

"That guy Baishitou, isn't that the brat who gets trained less than the two of us every day? I didn't expect him to be able to marry that sister of the Zhao family."

Hongli ate and said, "As for Huang Qiqi, well, I don't know her very well, I've only heard of this person, met him a few times, but I don't remember her, how does she look like?"

"Not as good as you."

"walk slowly."

Hongli nodded, brushed back her long hair that was about to run into the bowl on her forehead, and made a sudden noise.

"How many children are you going to have?"

"what?"

Heiyang froze for a moment, and asked uncertainly: "Xiao Li, what did you just say?"

"Ah, ahem..."

Hongli's body trembled violently, almost choking to death from the soup.

"Ahem, that, I didn't say anything, I was singing just now, are you ready, children, ready! Boat cough... um!"

Hei Yang: "Huh (three beeps)?"

"Ah, uh, ahhh!"

Hong Li seemed to kick her legs a few times in a fit of frustration, and took a mouthful of beef noodle soup, her cheeks puffed up, and she said inarticulately, "Well, that, ahhh, I'm asking you! That is to say, how many do you want? what!"

"Child?"

Heiyang suddenly realized.

"Otherwise, what else could it be! Could it be that I'm still singing?!"

Hongli swallowed the soup in her mouth, wiped the corners of her mouth, and turned her head to look viciously at Heiyang.

"Say it so fast, you want some to tell me in advance, so I can be mentally prepared or something!"

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "Didn't I say before that if there are no accidents, our family will be a small fire. If you want to talk about it, then plan!"

"Grass! The unknown is the scariest thing!"

Hong Li curled her lips, and said quietly: "One day, Hong Li was happily eating snacks and reading a novel.

Then Xiaohuo suddenly said, ah, Xiaohuo is so lonely and wants a younger brother or sister.

Then suddenly the bedroom door opened a crack.Then an arm stretched out infinitely from the gap, stretching all the way into the living room!

He strangled poor Hongli's neck all at once, then dragged poor Hongli into the room through the crack of the door, and the door slammed shut!
It's not working every day, and there are still scratches from snack crumbs on the floor, hiss...it's scary! "

"Wait, wait, what kind of monster am I? Why didn't I know when my arms could extend infinitely?"

"Well, isn't this, artistic processing!"

"What ghost animal processing..."

Hei Yang said with a look of disdain: "What kind of snack can draw a scratch?

You should say that Hongli's ten fingers left ten deep blood-red scratches on the floor!That's how it feels, right? "

"Grass, you are even more heavyweight."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, and didn't bother to talk to Hei Yang, she finished the last bit of noodle soup, turned her head to look at the coffin beside her, with a row of black lines drawn across her head.

"How should I put it, laziness is lying in the coffin, and we sit here holding a bowl of noodles, it always makes me feel like I'm eating her banquet..."

"Tsk tsk, isn't this the whole suona blowing twice?"

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining.

"Don't tell me, I heard the gossip...cough cough, it's actually what my dad told me in secret."

Hongli looked around, put her head next to Heiyang's ear, and whispered: "My dad said that my mom seems to be in contact with the suona team, and she's going to play it twice for us when we get married, saying it's festive."

"hiss……"

Heiyang took a deep breath, raised his head and thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about it, just think about that scene, and the atmosphere will rise in an instant, right..."

"However, I think it's enough to blow it twice to set off the atmosphere, so don't blow it for too long..."

Heiyang said weakly: "After all, the master is also exhausted, right?"

"One thing to say one thing, indeed, what does it mean to brag for two or three minutes..."

Hongli whispered: "I think so too, actually, I think a little piece of calm, serene and quiet music is pretty good, there's no need to be so, uh, festive, right?

I was already nervous, but if I make it so loud, I'm afraid that my blood pressure will be so high that my head will bleed..."

"One thing to say, indeed!"

"But then again..."

Hongli took out the communication spirit stone and raised her eyebrows.

"Didn't it be 10 minutes? I'm really stuck, or...the challenge failed cough cough..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, he picked up two bowls and piled them up, and stood up: "Well, I'll go and return the bowl..."

"Buy some more cake."

Hongli hurriedly said: "Give me some more, it weighs about ten catties!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Aren't you full yet?"

"Who knows then."

Hongli pouted, pointing to the coffin.

"And her, find a way to fix it for her, give her a whole mouthful of warm food, will it help you feel happy?

Well, or you can buy more, and when you can't finish eating, you can sneak to your parents' house and continue eating..."

"walk slowly!"

"Bon voyage~"

Hong Li waved her hand and said loudly: "Do you still need me to give you an initial speed?"

"Climb up..."

"hey-hey."

The red glass thief smiled mischievously, then turned his attention to the coffin, showing a headache.

"How to lie to her, bah, how to persuade her?"

"Fortunately, a message spirit stone was stuffed into it, and it's the kind that can talk directly, hehehe..."

Hong Li showed a funny face and dialed the Lingshi.

"Lazy! Sleep with you ()! Wake up!"

(End of this chapter)