So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 265 Parents: Son, why are you looking at the computer screen every time I enter your room?
"Heh, mere red glass, you can grab it!"

Heiyang pressed his newly captured girlfriend with one hand, and wiped the sweat off his head with the other.

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed, rolled her eyes, and echoed perfunctorily.

"My husband is invincible, but Hongli Xiaonizi has no power to fight back in front of my husband, so she was easily manipulated!"

"I'll take your yin and yang weirdness as a compliment to me."

Heiyang let out a long breath, and looked at Hongli helplessly as he heard the chatter and laughter getting closer outside.

"Mom and the others are coming, what do you say?"

"You ask me, how do I know!"

Hongli looked up at Heiyang with a look of lovelessness.

"If I frankly run away like you did before, nothing will happen.

But now this thing is instant kill, instant kill!
Do you want me to go out with you and kill the guests like crazy? "

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help thinking about that scene, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Then our family's way of hospitality is very special."

"That's really special."

Hongli couldn't help but spit out.

"Even if I can barely control the strength so as not to accidentally injure others, but think about it...

You are sitting in the living room talking, laughing and laughing, the background music is poor Hongli's screams, playing around you while screaming? "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Imagine it."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes expressionlessly.

"That can no longer be regarded as an ordinary social death, it is simply... just...

How the hell am I promoted directly to the heavyweight comedy clown in the traveling world? "

"Be confident."

Heiyang encouraged: "Maybe you can get out of the circle and run for the selection of the Great Sand Sculpture of the Heavens?"

"Who would care about that kind of selection!"

"What should I do?"

Heiyang spread his hands helplessly.

"You can't let my brother hold you in the living room to meet guests?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Grass! What the hell!"

Hong Li imagined that scene, her face flushed with shame: "This is too embarrassing, hey!"

However, although……

It's just shameful!
"No! Absolutely not!"

Hongli resolutely rejects this outrageous proposal.

"Anyway..."

Hongli gritted her teeth.

"If it's just the two of us, you can hug us however you want... I'll admit it even if it's too much!

But if there are others, it is absolutely impossible! "

"Nonsense, of course I know it won't work..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Don't talk about you, I'm afraid too!"

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange... Where are you guys?"

The mother's voice faintly came from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go and see the two of them..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed by his shoulders with both hands, looked at each other, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.

"Mom! I'm coming right now, just wait a moment, it will be ready soon!"

"what?"

Qing Yiyi's doubtful voice came: "What are you busy with?"

"Oh, no, no, no, I mean, little things, little things!"

Heiyang was sweating on his forehead, and hurriedly said: "Mom, go sit and drink some water first, I'll take care of the matter at hand right away!"

"That……"

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't procrastinate."

"I know, I know!"

"..."

The sound of mother's footsteps gradually faded away.

"Hoo..."*2
Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"What should we do now?"

Heiyang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"

"You hold?"

"If I don't hold you, I will fly away..."

"Grass, indeed."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, why don't you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or a quilt to cover me up, so that no one can see me, or I use a Shenyin can also do it!
Then you said that I went out to run and do morning exercises early in the morning, and I am not at home now! "

Hei Yang: "..."

"There are so many slots that I don't know where to start complaining..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Take a few million steps back, even if your parents are mentally twisted and believe your nonsense about going out for a run in the morning...

But while you restrained your instant killing powers, you hid in my arms, don't you think about how outrageous that scene is? "

"Ah this..."

The eyeballs of Hongli and Heiyang floated upwards at the same time, looking at the imaginary bubble.

[It would be bad if someone noticed the strange noise! 】

[Don't move around, hold on tighter. 】

【Listen, they seem to be talking about you! 】

[You don't want your shame to be known, do you? 】

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Grass!"*2
"I just said nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"

Sweat broke out on Hongli's forehead, she took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and said, "Since going out must be at least a death, then I'll just stay in the house! Heiyang, you can go out alone!"

"Are you sure you don't need me to help you now?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid that you'll get hit all over your head? Are you afraid that the room will be full of bombs? Weren't you still crying and flying around just now?"

"Hey, this little suffering is nothing compared to the death of the society!"

Hongli snorted softly, her face full of determination.

"Okay, let go of my hand, hurry up and don't make people wait."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, feeling a little headache: "Then, what's the reason?

You stay in the house and don't go out, how can I explain to them? "

"You just said that Hongli is sick and not feeling well!"

"Then they were worried about you and came to visit you with fruits, but when they opened the door, they found you flying around the room full of energy?"

"Fuck! Why do you always tear me down!"

"I'm analyzing it seriously with you!"

"I don't think it's serious..."

Hong Li curled her lips, paused, and said in a low voice: "Then you just say, um, last night was wonderful, but now she is very tired and can't walk, so I came alone!"

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"What... what's wrong?"

Hongli stammered: "You, what kind of eyes are there!"

"I didn't say..."

It took Heiyang more than ten seconds to come back to his senses, his face was slightly red, and he couldn't help but make a sound.

"You, you can't spread rumors out of thin air!
I haven't done anything yet!Your words make me feel... just outrageous! "

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li closed her eyelids guiltily, and beeped softly: "Anyway, it will happen sooner or later..."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"Also, why are you looking at me with that look!"

Hongli shrunk her head lower and lower, and suddenly caught a glimpse of something, she looked away like an electric shock, her face was pink, and she said angrily: "Then think of a valid reason for yourself! Do you want to ask me this too? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he coughed twice: "That's fine, then I'll let go, don't panic."

"Got it, got it, let go quickly..."

Hongli pretended to be impatient, but when she felt that Heiyang's hand was really about to let go, she panicked for no reason, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Heiyang's wrist.

"Hei Yang, wait!"

"Ok?"

Heiyang froze for a moment: "What's wrong?"

"Well, I thought about it..."

Hongli smiled awkwardly: "Maybe, how about adding some safeguards?"

Hei Yang: "?"

"..."

"..."

In the living room at this moment, Yao Yang, Shi Xing, Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang, and Qing Tianming were sitting at the table chatting and gossiping.

"seriously……"

Shi Xing smiled and pointed to himself: "Don't look at me as a young man, I'm actually over 420 years old this year, and I'm considered old even in the Golden Core stage, hahaha."

"More than 400 years old..."

Qing Tianming and the others were dazed. His eldest daughter Qing Yiyi was 37 years old, and his son-in-law Hei Muguang's younger daughter was one year old and 36 years old.

The oldest Qing Tianming is only 67 years old this year.

For mortals, living to eighty or ninety years old is regarded as joy and mourning, and a hundred years old is the limit of longevity in imagination.

But if it is more than 400 years old...

Such a long period of time made Qing Yiyi and the others feel a little unreal.

"Practice..."

Qing Tianming sighed, and then smiled helplessly.

"Ham, Daoist longevity is amazing. Ordinary people like us can live to be seven or eighty years old, thank God!"

"Seven to 80 years old is the number of years to live..."

Hei Muguang answered: "After 35 years old, I feel that my physical condition has declined.

Excluding the childhood period, at most ten or ten years is the time when the energy is relatively abundant, and you can indulge.

Then there will be all kinds of troubles, the things I liked to do before can’t be done now, the things I wanted to eat and drink before can’t move my mouth casually now, there are also illnesses, aging..."

"Mu Guang said..."

Qing Tianming sighed, once the issue of lifespan was raised, people couldn't help but continue talking.

And Qing Tianming, who already felt his body was aging, had more experience.

"To put it bluntly, some old people finally say that they have lived enough, but in fact there is no such thing as living enough, that is, their energy and body can't keep up!
I can't do anything with my old body, I can't bite food, I can't taste it, I can't hear clearly, I can't see clearly, all hobbies are restricted, that's why I say I've had enough...

Well, it's like Yiyi's mother, who was ill at the time... er, no, that..."

Qing Tianming suddenly stopped, turned to look at Qing Yiyi, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Dad talked too much, your mother..."

"Oh, it's okay, it's been so many years, it's not very sad..."

Qing Yiyi waved her hands, looked at Hei Muguang pretending to be annoyed, and said fiercely: "Did you hear what Dad said, drinking so much wine will hurt your health or something, and you will taste it when you get old If you don’t come out, you will be mad at me!”

"Hey, you said..."

Hei Muguang couldn't help retorting: "It's because I can't enjoy it when I'm old. When I can enjoy it now, I should also take the old share..."

Qing Yiyi: "Huh?"

Hei Muguang: "I'm talking nonsense, I won't drink now."

Qing Yiyi: "Hmph."

Gently glanced at Hei Muguang, Qing Yiyi smiled again, after all there are outsiders present, she still has to save face for her husband, go home and talk about family affairs.

"The two Taoists are laughing, haha..."

Qing Yiyi smiled, and stretched her head to look out the window, where two elders of the Medicine King Sect were instructing the disciples to classify and unload the goods...

"Well, let those priests also go into the house to rest, drink saliva or something, don't bother, just let Xiaoyang and the others do it themselves!"

"It doesn't matter, they are all monks, can they still be tired?"

Yao Yang, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly made a sound, glanced at Shi Xing, his eyes flickered a few times, then looked at Qing Tianming, showing a complicated expression.

"Uh……"

Qing Tianming's heart skipped a beat, and he whispered, "What's wrong, this expression suddenly..."

"Uh...well...how should I put it..."

Yao Yang's brows suddenly loosened, revealing a comforting smile.

"Haha, you don't have to be so nervous. It's fine. I'll just say it casually. Just listen to it like gossip."

Qing Tianming: "?"

Well, he was relatively calm at first, but now he started to panic.

"Daoist! Doctor! Doctor!"

Qing Yiyi's complexion changed greatly: "My dad, what's wrong?"

"That's right... Actually, I've been staring at it since before I entered the door..."

Yao Yang sneered twice: "I wanted to say something, but seeing that the suzerain didn't say a word, I felt embarrassed, after all, it was a bit impolite..."

"fine!"

Qing Tianming showed a resolute expression: "Teacher, tell me, it's okay, I can stand it!"

"Ah...then I'll say it..."

"Teacher, tell me!"

"Actually, you seem to be..."

Yao Yang took a deep breath and said seriously: "I'm sick! I'm seriously ill!"

Qing Yiyi: "!!!"

Hei Muguang: "!!!"

"Sure enough, that's why I thought that I would definitely come back this year to take a look..."

Qing Tianming sighed, showing a little lonely smile: "Then how long do I have left?"

Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang: "!!!"

"why do you say so……"

Qing Yiyi shrank her pupils, grabbed Qing Tianming's hand beside her, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you say you have a cold? How long has it been, Dad? Dad!"

"Hey, don't worry, I'm still here!"

Qing Tianming patted his daughter, turned his head to look at Yao Yang, and smiled: "Go on."

"Um……"

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Yao Yang showed a serious expression.

"It's the first time I've seen this symptom, and through observation... I can conclude the following characteristics.

It is not clear at the time of infection, but the latent ability is very strong. According to the judgment, there is no threat to the human body in the early stage, and the rapid proliferation begins in the middle stage. When there are really obvious symptoms, such as a cold and cough, it is already in the late stage, and most of the body is eroded. till the end……"

"The complexion is blue, showing corpse spots?"

Qing Tianming spoke suddenly.

"Ah, this... I'm not too sure..."

Yao Yang was stunned for a moment, looked at Qing Tianming, and said cautiously: "Could it be that..."

"..."

Qing Tianming didn't say a word, but gently rolled up his sleeves, everyone looked at him, and their pupils shrank instantly.

"Ham, over 60 is fine."

Qing Tianming sighed, looked at the people who were stunned and said nothing, and smiled: "As I said just now, I have lived enough!

There are a group of strong sons and two lovely and beautiful daughters who have been with me for so long, so I should go with the children's mother. "

"No! You are not allowed to go!"

Qing Yiyi suddenly yelled, thinking of the horrible symptoms under the sleeve, she held Qing Tianming's hand tightly, her eye circles were a little red, and Hei Muguang slowly and gently wrapped her waist around her, without saying a word.

"that……"

Hei Muguang looked at Shi Xing and asked with a frown.

"Sect Master Shi, this..."

Shi Xing: "Uh..."

"Hey, Mu Guang, don't make things difficult for others."

Qing Tianming waved his hand: "Everyone says I live enough..."

"Can be cured!"

Shi Xing nodded affirmatively, showing a confident expression: "I am the lord of the Medicine King Sect!"

"I really haven't lived enough!"

Qing Tianming straightened his back and nodded.

"Well, I still want to watch Lianlian grow up, Xiaoyang gets married, Lianlian gets married, Taoist priest, what should you say, I am now..."

"Ah... don't get excited..."

Shi Xing smiled awkwardly: "It can be cured, it can be cured, at least suppressed or even gradually recovered, I can guarantee it, but if it is eradicated or leaves no sequelae..."

"The suzerain should have thought about waiting for the two fellow daoists to come over..."

Yao Yang explained: "Then we will study and discuss together, there is still great hope for treatment!"

"in addition……"

Yao Yang smiled, and turned to a relaxing topic to comfort the three of them.

"With the cultivation realm of Heiyang Hongli and fellow Taoists, as their family members, you don't have to worry about life like ordinary people like just now.

With the celestial appearance of those two, you are their close relatives, and you may live longer than us!
So, it's the same with this disease. What I just said about the early, middle and late stages is just speaking from a common point of view, but we are much better than that, aren't we? "

"Hi, I'm sorry, sorry, I made the Taoist laugh."

Qing Tianming squeezed out a smile: "Because the word death is still too scary for ordinary people like me, it makes people feel hard to calm down..."

"Yeah! I'm too excited, um, I'm sorry, my voice was a bit loud just now..."

Qing Yiyi came back to her senses, adjusted her mood, drank the water in the glass on the table, stood up, and explained: "Well, I'll go and see Xiaoyang and the others to see why they still haven't come over. Keep talking, keep talking!"

"Uh……"

The four of them froze for a moment, watched Qing Yiyi disappear around the corner, and looked away.

"Ha, let's wait for the two fellow daoists to come..."

"Well, small things, small things, talk about something that makes you happy."

"It's okay..."

"..."

"..."

Qing Yiyi stopped suddenly, turned her head to look behind her, and confirmed that no one was following her, then she covered her mouth and nose, trembling.

Taking out a handkerchief to wipe away her tears, Qing Yiyi took a deep breath, blinked her eyes, and then continued to walk towards the bedroom.

"Xiaoyang...Xiaoli..."

Qing Yiyi muttered softly: "What are you doing..."

"Boom!"

A muffled sound suddenly came from the direction of the bedroom, which startled Qing Yiyi.

"This is……"

Qing Yiyi's eyes widened, thinking of a terrifying possibility: "A fight? No way!"

Although Xiaoyang and Xiaoli have fought thousands of times instead of tens of thousands, they suddenly fought when there were guests outside, and they were fine just now...

"Could it be that there was a big conflict?!"

Qing Yiyi was startled, quickly quickened her pace, and walked to the door of the bedroom within a few steps.

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? What are you doing?"

Qing Yiyi raised her voice: "Why is there a sudden sound?"

"Ah, it's all right!"

Heiyang's panicked voice came.

"Yes, we are fine, don't worry!"

Hong Li quickly followed suit.

"Are you okay..."

Qing Yiyi showed a puzzled expression, but when she thought of her father's illness, she shook her head and forgot about it.

Since the master of the Medicine King sect says he can cure it, there must be no problem, um, Qing Yiyi, don't scare yourself!
Thinking of this, Qing Yiyi put her hand on the door of the room and gently pushed.

"If it's all right, then mom will come in and take a look, see if there is any need for help..."

"Don't!!!"*2
There were panic voices from the two inside the house, but by then it was already too late.

"Hey, didn't you lock the door..."

The lazy dogs finally paid the price for their laziness, Qing Yiyi didn't expect that the bedroom door would open as soon as she pushed it, she originally wanted to knock on the door.

Stunned for a moment, Qing Yiyi stretched her head to look into the room.

"Xiaoyang, Xiaoli, you... what are you doing?!!!!"

"Ah this..."*2
The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched and he turned to look at the stunned mother at the door, then turned to look at Hongli who was tightly bound on the bed, and then looked down at the rope he was still holding in his hand, falling into silence.

Qing Yiyi: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Heiyang's arm trembled, and he quickly blocked the rope behind his hands, showing a smile that was more sad than crying.

"Haha, hahaha, mom, what do you want?"

Qing Yiyi: "You, you, she, she, me, me, you..."

"Oh ho, it's over!"

Hong Li, who was tied to the bed, suddenly closed her eyes, with a serene expression on her face.

Ah, she is dead, and everything that happened on the scene has nothing to do with her!

Heiyang, forgive her for pretending to be dead, you have to survive!
"..."

(End of this chapter)