So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 264 Thrilling code words that are only 2 minutes away from the life and death line!Only 1 minute left!
"Ok?"

Yao Yang, the great elder of Yaowang Zong, froze suddenly, looked towards the direction of the houses in the courtyard through the tall wall, and frowned subconsciously.

Just now, there seemed to be a sudden burst of murderous intent over there, and then it disappeared in a flash?
illusion?

Yao Yang was puzzled, but thinking that he came to the door this time to thank and apologize, and thought he was in a lower position, he decided to be more cautious!
Thinking of this, Yao Yang's hand that was about to knock on the door suddenly stopped in the air, and under the puzzled eyes of the suzerain Shi Xing and all the elder disciples, he turned around and coughed twice.

"Ahem, well, I think it's better for us to check again..."

Everyone in the Medicine King Sect: "..."

"I don't think, Elder Yao, you shouldn't be so cautious..."

The suzerain Shi Xing walked to Yao Yang from the side and smiled helplessly.

"Although we came to the door to thank and apologize, but the courtesy we should have has not been missed.

Furthermore, the red and black fellow Taoists left me with the impression that they were easy to get along with. I think it's enough to treat them normally. "

"But……"

Yao Yang wanted to say that this kind of genius has some eccentricities or arrogance, but was interrupted by the suzerain Shi Xing who shook his head with a smile.

Shi Xing, whose limbs had been severed before, had grown limbs again at this time, and when he returned the wheelchair that the city lord had gifted him with friendship, he was still a little embarrassed by the envious fiery eyes of the latter.

In terms of injuries alone, Shi Xing, whose limbs were all bitten off, was much more serious than the city lord. The latter was injured by evil cultivators and was not treated in time, resulting in paralyzed legs.

But as a Jindan monk, Shi Xing's resilience was far from what the city lord could match. One of the benefits of cultivation was reflected here, and his vitality was relatively tenacious.

For a mortal with severed limbs, even if he survived by chance, he would probably be depressed because of his own injuries, or even take the initiative to seek death on impulse.

That kind of gap from healthy to disabled, the feeling of powerlessness makes people crazy, and even the comfort of relatives may be a kind of harm to them.

But Shi Xing was different, as long as he survived, he didn't worry about the injuries on his body, he knew that he could recover as before.

But now, except that Shi Xing's aura is still somewhat weakened and his cultivation base has dropped a little, his injuries are no longer serious, which naturally makes the city lord envious.

But at any rate, he is also a patient in a wheelchair together, and Shi Xing has a little friendship with the city lord. He promised that he would find a way to restore the city lord to health, and received the city lord's sincere gratitude.

After all, this is the lord of the Medicine King Sect. Even if he can't beat others in a fight, medical treatment is the strong point of his professional counterpart.

Thoughts flashed through his mind, Shi Xing settled down, showed a solemn expression, and gently knocked on the door.

"Da da da!"

Shi Xing's voice was loud and clear: "Fellow Daoist Heiyang, Fellow Daoist Hongli, and the master of the Medicine King Sect, Shi Xing, came to bother you. Please open the door and see me."

"..."

"..."

"Cough cough."

Shi Xing raised his voice again: "Fellow Daoist Heiyang, Fellow Daoist Hongli, and King Yaozong came to visit with great gifts, and I hope to open the door to see you!"

"..."

"..."

Shi Xing: "???"

"Well……"

Yao Yang frowned and came to the wall, tapped lightly with his fingers, put his ear on it to feel it for a moment, then suddenly showed a dazed expression, turned to look at the bewildered Shi Xing, and pointed to the wall.

"The patterns and colors on the surface are covered up to look like ordinary five-color city bricks, but they are actually high-quality "sound-absorbing stones", and it is difficult for the sound from outside to pass in."

"Ah this..."

The suzerain Shi Xing was stunned for a moment, showing a confused expression.

He is no stranger to the so-called sound-absorbing stones, which belong to a special kind of ore in the roaming world. They are mostly distributed in the territories of foreign races, but they are relatively rare and precious in the human race.

For this kind of ore, whether it is the sound insulation effect or the degree of firmness, it belongs to the top grade.

It is generally used for... well, it is used to build the kind of practice secret room used to close the dead!

But this is not a secret room, is it?

Isn't this the house you live in?
Is it possible that the secret room also has a yard and greenery in it?

He, Shi Xing, has never seen a house built with this stuff, so it's so far off the mark!
You two are completely cut off from the world, aren't you?

What if you don't even think about someone coming to your door?
Are you no longer a group creature like humans?
Don't you need to socialize at all?
Are you already immortal?
For a moment, Shi Xing, the patriarch of the Medicine King Sect who claimed to be well-informed, couldn't help but a bunch of question marks popping up on his head.

"That, suzerain..."

Yao Yang looked helpless: "What should we do now?"

"Uh……"

Shi Xing hesitated to speak, looked up at the sky, and said in a complicated tone: "How about we...fly over the wall?"

"Ah, this is a home invasion, right?"

The corner of Yao Yang's mouth twitched, and he also looked up.

"Also, I have a hunch that if you fly in directly, you may also encounter something unreasonable."

For example, what about an air-to-air missile system and the like! (bushi)

For example, what kind of guarding array!

So what to do?Leave directly?

The suzerain and the great elder looked at each other and nodded.

"Cough, that..."

Shi Xing waved his hand: "Elder Yao is right, let's check it a few more times to see if there are any omissions!"

Well, give the two of them some time to figure it out!

"Elder Yao, is there any good way?"

"Uh, no."

"What about you, suzerain?"

"Uh, thinking about it."

"..."

"..."

"Ugh……"

Yao Yang sighed, regretting a bit: "We should discuss and make an appointment in advance, it is really a bit reckless to visit suddenly like this."

"..."

"..."

"Cough cough!"

Shi Xing coughed suddenly, and sneered at his disciples: "It seems that the two fellow Taoists are not at home today, we... huh?"

Before Shi Ling finished speaking, he suddenly looked into the distance with everyone, and several figures walked slowly towards this side as if they were taking a walk.

.........

"Huh? Why are there so many people in front of Xiaoyang's house?"

Qing Tianming squinted his eyes in bewilderment, and looked curiously at the people pushing the carts ahead.

"Is it the team invited to decorate the new home?"

"Uh, that seems to be..."

Hei Muguang set up a pergola with his hands, and looked carefully.

"The one at the front seems to be the elder of the Yaowang Sect. We met once before, but he was seriously injured at that time."

"The Immortal Elder of the Medicine King Sect?!"

Qing Tianming's eyes widened: "Why did they come here in person, and there are so many of them, Xiaoyang and the others caused trouble?"

"I don't think so."

Qing Yiyi frowned: "It looks like she is waiting for someone to open the door?
Hmm, I don't know much about the practice world, so I guess I came to talk to Xiaoyang and the others about something? "

"Let the fairy come to find it in person?!"

Qing Tianming was taken aback: "Then why didn't Xiaoyang and the others open the door quickly, making the immortal chief wait anxiously, what should I do if I get angry?"

Although their Five Colors Family has a connection with the Five Elements Sect, even the royal family dares to be tough.

But now the person in front of the door is the Yaowang clan, who is also a member of the Immortal Sect, and it is not something that the current Five Colors family can easily provoke!

"Oh, dad, what are you afraid of?"

Qing Yiyi pulled her father forward with a nonchalant expression.

"The Immortal Elder is just a person who has practiced some spells, didn't Xiaoyang and the others also come back from practice?

Although I don't know much about the practice world, my son is familiar with it.

He said that when you meet people in the practice world, just report his and Xiaoli's names directly, saying that as long as you are on the road... Uh, these are his exact words.

He said that as long as friends who are on the road, hear their names, they will give them some face.

Well, he also said that if he meets someone who doesn't show face, it proves that the other party is a small fish with no access to high-end levels, or an old antique who doesn't go out all the year round.

Xiaoyang said that there is no need to panic in this situation, let us scold Xiaoyang a few words, and he will come to help solve it.

Uh, although I don't know why I scolded Xiaoyang, maybe this is also some ritual code in the practice world, oops, don't care about that, it's important to see a doctor! "

"Hey, Yiyi, don't be impulsive..."

Qing Tianming looked anxious: "Xiaoyang is still a child, it's normal for children to like to talk big things to adults, we can't take it seriously.

Think about it, Xiaoyang has only been practicing for less than a year, so where did he get so much face? "

"My son won't lie to me."

Qing Yiyi waved her hands disapprovingly.

"Xiaoyang is your daughter and I was born to her. She has been raised since she was a child, and she can tell the truth from the lie at a glance."

"But……"

"Oh, come on!"

Qing Yiyi looked at Shi Xing who was walking towards this side quickly, and she glanced at her husband who was not very familiar with him.

Hei Muguang hummed, and greeted the "immortal head" with a smile under the surprised gaze of the old man.

"It's Sect Master Shi, is the previous injury more serious?"

"Blessings of Patriarch Muguang and your child, I feel much better recently."

Shi Xing greeted him with a smile: "Who are you? Come to play with your child?"

"Ha, isn't this to see how this brat adapts here?"

Hei Muguang smiled, pointed behind him and introduced.

"Well, this is my next father-in-law, and this is my wife Qing Yiyi, it's not, it's Chinese New Year!"

"Oh, that's it, that's it, Mrs. Qing, and the old Patriarch of the Qing family, I've met both of you."

Shi Xing suddenly realized, and smiled: "Cultivation is so confusing that I don't even remember when the time in the world changes."

"Oh, you are too polite."

"You are too polite."

"That... Immortal Elder, you should be older than me..."

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, hahaha."

Fortunately, Qing Lianlian has been sent to Lan Yuying's side, otherwise, the innocent mind will be polluted by the dirty politeness of the adults...

Hei Muguang and Shi Xing walked to the door chatting and laughing, the Great Elder Yao Yang also nodded with a smile, making Old Man Qing Tianming a little dizzy.

"That, Yiyi, and Mu Guang..."

Qing Tianming looked puzzled: "Who is this fairy?"

"Hey, Dad, I forgot to introduce you. Look, this is the Sect Master of Medicine King, and this..."

Hei Muguang pulled the father-in-law over from his wife, and introduced the people in front of him with a smile on his face.

Seeing the stiff look of the old man who couldn't let go, even though he knew it was wrong to think so, Hei Muguang still felt dark.

awesome!
Status in front of the father-in-law +1+1+1
Hei Muguang, who has been scolded by his father-in-law like a son all day long, now has a feeling that he can see the blue sky through the clouds and mists, and the daylight soars up cough cough... Exaggerated rhetoric, hehe.

As for why the suzerain elders of these immortal sects are so polite to him, Hei Muguang also knows very well.

He saw with his own eyes that the suzerain was chased by a big monster and almost died, but in the next second his son came over and chopped the monster into pieces.

Seeing his own son splitting a mountain with his sword, Hei Muguang knew in his heart that he had borrowed his son's light.

In other words, Hei Muguang relied on his son to embarrass himself once in front of his father-in-law.

But, what's the matter with his son, that's his Hei Muguang's seed, his own son, raised by him carefully, he and Yiyi took good care of him and grew up, where would a son be without him?
Well, to round it up, he, Hei Muguang, was embarrassed in front of his father-in-law once by himself!
hey-hey……

He patted his son on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up in his heart, but Hei Muguang didn't do much.

As long as he is not drinking, he will always be a solid and stable support in the eyes of his son Heiyang and his wife Qing Yiyi, and he is the pillar of the family.

Speaking of it, Hei Muguang really felt that he was wronged. He really gave up alcohol for more than ten years because of his son.

This son finally grew up and moved out, so he just took a few sips to satisfy his greed, and then he was caught by the old man.

Harmful, there is no way, occasionally showing weakness to his family is the secret of Hei Muguang to maintain family harmony.

As long as he can stand up at critical moments, not back down in principle, and not always be so weak, his family will not really look down on him.

On the contrary, it will appear that he is more considerate and gentle, a reliable adult man who can be trusted!
"On the Self-Cultivation of Mature Men's Housekeeping" - Hei Muguang
"Ha, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting outside."

Hei Muguang smiled helplessly: "Xiaoyang and the others don't have a sense of time when they sleep. They used to be able to take care of him when they lived with us. Now that they have moved out by themselves, they might wake up."

"He is obviously a high-level monk, but he still sleeps like a mortal every day..."

Shi Xing also showed a helpless expression: "Those two are really different."

"It's actually lazy."

Qing Yiyi unceremoniously exposes her son's faults.

"It's like that little donkey, who has to find someone behind him to take a whip and walk a few steps, and then walk a few steps."

"This, hahaha..."

Shi Xing sneered twice, it was difficult to answer this question, he turned his head to look at the closed door, and sighed.

"It seems that we have to wait until they wake up before we can go in."

"How dare he tell his mother to wait for him outside the door?!"

Qing Yiyi's eyes widened with displeasure.

"Xiaoyang, I'm afraid he wants his butt to bloom!"

"Ah this..."

Shi Xing sneered twice, this was even more difficult to answer.

"However, the wall is made of sound-absorbing stone, so they probably won't be able to hear us."

"Ha, I thought what was going on."

Qing Yiyi smiled, and took out a bunch of keys from her body.

"How can parents not have the keys to their son's house?"

Shi Xing: "..."

Okay, very strong, nothing to say, well done!
"However, it's not appropriate to open the door directly..."

Qing Yiyi frowned, Xiaoyang's child is probably not awake yet, if so many people enter suddenly, it may scare her son, it's better to notify in advance.

Thinking of this, under the suspicious eyes of everyone, Qing Yiyi walked slowly to the lazy dog ​​statue at the door, raised her arms and stood on tiptoe, tapped the dog's nose three times, and waited on the spot.

…………

At this time, Heiyang Hongli in the house was not sleeping peacefully as everyone outside the door imagined.

On the contrary, the girl's melodious screams were constantly echoing in the room.

"Don't, don't, it's too fast, stop, I'm about to hit you! Ah——Heiyang!!!"

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoli, just be patient, I'm looking for an opportunity to enter the arena!"

"You're too embarrassed to say it! I'm like this, it's not all because of you dog Heiyang, ahhhhh!!!"

Heiyang stared forward solemnly, staring closely at his girlfriend.

I saw Hongli's figure constantly flickering in the room, as if she had turned on a displacement mount.

And Hongli not only constantly changed its position and direction, but also moved at an astonishing speed, hitting the east wall for a while, and bumping into the door for a while, its movement pattern was strange and unpredictable.

Amidst the whistling wind, strings of small pearls spilled from the corners of Hongli's eyes, and the girl shed tears of unrequited love, the tears kept moving at high speed and scattered all over the sky.

Well, this is the state of instant killing supernatural power runaway, Hongli can't control herself now, the whole person is crazily running around the room in the surge of spiritual power, like a balloon that is leaking, non-stop in the sky Swirl.

"Woooooo, Heiyang, I'm not done with you!
Woooooo, I want to sue, I'm going to my parents to sue, saying that you bullied me...

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! ! "

"crack"

Red glass was stuck to the ceiling.

"good chance!"

Heiyang's eyes flashed brightly, he jumped up and rushed towards the slowly falling Hongli, and then with quick eyesight and quick hands, he hugged her tightly in his arms.

Heiyang's spiritual power surged, and he forcibly suppressed the instant-killing supernatural power that wanted to make trouble again, allowing Hongli to stop and breathe.

"Huh, finally stopped, woo woo woo, stinky black sun, stinky..."

Hongli froze suddenly, the unfinished words stuck in her throat, and were swallowed again.

She twisted her body, recovered from the state just now, and felt two powerful arms around her waist and legs, and only then did she realize the fact that she was hugged by her boyfriend.

The warm touch in Heiyang's arms made Hongli feel a little itchy. She wanted to scold Heiyang loudly, but when she looked up and saw Heiyang's face, her momentum softened instantly.

Just, it's amazing, I don't know why, when she looks at Heiyang recently, she always feels that he is getting more and more pleasing to the eye, more and more handsome...

Although it was pleasing to the eye in the past, it is not like it is now. Just seeing the other party makes the heart beat faster, and the corners of the mouth can't help but want to rise, as if being cursed...

Hot forehead, hot brain, hot cheeks, Hongli only felt this feeling when she had a high fever when she was a child... well, but it was a little different.

They all have a blank mind, can't think too much, and feel hot all over their bodies.

But when you are sick, you feel helpless, and even want to stop thinking and die like this, maybe it won't be uncomfortable.

At this time, she seemed to have found support, she didn't have to worry about anything anymore, as long as she was held in her arms like this, everything seemed to be solved easily.

What does this feel like?Happiness?
Well, Heiyang also smells good, Hongli doesn't know what sunshine smells like, but she thinks it's the smell of sunshine, because it makes people feel warm.

"All right."

Heiyang smiled embarrassedly, reached out to wipe away the tears from the corners of the girl's eyes, and said softly, "If you hold her like this, she won't fly away."

Hongli: "!!!"

He, his voice, his voice is so nice!
Hongli's eyes were a little blurred, as if covered with a layer of mist.

Wait, what the hell is she doing, what is she thinking!

No, something is wrong with her, obviously the original culprit is Heiyang, okay?
Even if, even... Even if you forgive him, at least you have to say a few harsh words to warn him, so that you don't look so easy to bully!
Thinking of this, Hongli took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, and a vicious word was brewing in her heart, she opened her lips, and said it in the meanest tone!
"Well, listen to you..."

Hong Li showed a somewhat naive smile, and straightened herself up so that she could get closer to Hei Yang's face.

"If you keep holding me like this until the end of the promotion, I will forgive you!"

After finishing speaking, Hongli happily squinted her eyes, buried her little head in Heiyang's arms, and comfortably rubbed her cheek against her boyfriend's chest, full of peace of mind.

Great! "Hold in the arms of Heiyang Project" was a big success!

Hongli: "???"

No, what nonsense is she talking about?

What a success!When was this inexplicably customized plan!That wasn't the plan at first!

Hongli, Hongli, how can you be like this, you are the one who wants to fight for the throne of the family, how can you be so easy to coax!

Could it be that, are you willing to bow your head to the black sun dog thief? !

Even if you like him...uh, like him very much...uh, like him very much, but...but you...you can't be like this, you have to stand up, you have to, you have to cheer up...

In Hongli's heart, there was a battle between heaven and man, and she was so entangled that she subconsciously kicked her two little feet—this was her last stubbornness... her last stubbornness!
"Phew, it seems that the fusion progress has improved a lot, but it has stopped a little now..."

Heiyang let out a sigh of relief, sat down on the edge of the bed with his girlfriend's petite body in his arms, put her on his legs, wrapped her arms around her back with one hand to prevent her from escaping, and held the two hands with the other. little feet.

"Why are you kicking around..."

Hei Yang was a little puzzled, he patted Hong Li's back with concern, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, it's fine."

Hongli: "!!!!!!"

Hongli, huh, hongli, huh, be stubborn... Be stubborn, strong, don't be fooled by sugar-coated bullets, huh, huh...

Can't be fooled by Hei Yang's sweet words...

Heiyang... Heiyang... I like it!
Love Black Sun!

Love being hugged and protected like this!

Great!
It's black in front of you.

Hongli.exe has stopped running.

"call……"

Seeing my girlfriend unconscious cough cough...

Seeing his girlfriend calm down, Hei Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But almost at the same moment, the small palm-sized lazy dog ​​statue on the bedside table suddenly made a sound.

"Woof! Woah! Woah! There's a visitor! There's a visitor! Woof, woof, woof!"

"uh-huh?"

Heiyang frowned, reached out to take the little lazy dog, injected spiritual energy, and asked suspiciously: "Is there anyone? This is Yangli's home. Are you here to visit or... er, who are you?"

"This is Yangli's home, who are you?"

Under the astonished gazes of everyone in the Yaowangzong, a voice came from the statue of the big lazy dog ​​at the door. This was a crushing victory for the Five Elements Sect's technical department against the same immortal sect, the Yaowangzong!
"Huh, it can be regarded as not sleeping to death."

Qing Yiyi let out a long breath, and said angrily: "I am your mother, open the door!"

"I am your mother……"

Hei Yang: "???"

No, why does this person swear at others? Bottom line, quality... er... seems to be really my mother? !

"Cough cough cough..."

Heiyang coughed for a while, and made a sound hastily.

"Mom, why do you still use this thing? You don't have the key..."

"Hmm, I, your father, your grandfather, and many Taoist priests of the Medicine King Sect said they came here as gifts for you."

Qing Yiyi said succinctly: "Hurry up and get up and tidy up. We have been waiting at the door for a while, and we are going to go in now."

"Oh! Oh! Got it! Got it!"

Hei Yang put the little lazy dog ​​back on the table, and then turned the little salted fish statue on the table over with some strength - this is the door switch.

Already, to walk from outside the door to Yangliwo's living room, you need to pass through three doors, the courtyard door, the courtyard door, and the living room door.

When the courtyard door is closed, the courtyard door is open and the living room door is closed.

When flipping the small salted fish, the courtyard door opens, the courtyard door closes, the living room door opens, and then flips...

Well, in theory, as long as the little salted fish on the bed is turned over, Heiyang Hongli can even let people in while lying on the bed...

Well, and there is a position detection array in the courtyard, Heiyang only needs to flip the little salted fish once, and when the guest walks to the corresponding door, the door will open by itself...

How should I put it...cough cough...

The brothers and sisters of the Five Elements School are indeed the nobles of Heiyang Hongli!
Don't forget the well diggers when you drink water. When you are lazy today, you are also grateful to the brothers and sisters for your burden!It is true positive energy!

"Huh... get up... get up..."

Hei Yang let out a long breath, lowered his head, looked at Hong Li who was curled up like a cat in his arms, and was about to speak to remind him.

Suddenly a huge force came, and then there was a sudden space fluctuation, Hei Yang suddenly stopped, and Hong Li flew out again with a "whoosh"!
Well, this is instant killing, swift as the wind, unexpected, and unprepared, it contains the great supernatural power of speed, power and profound space law!
"Ok?"

Hongli only felt her arms empty, and opened her eyes in confusion, but before she could react, there was a "boom" in her ears, and she bumped her head against the ceiling.

It didn't hurt at all, it just hit a question mark on Hongli's head.

Um?who is she?where is she?Where is she going?Wasn't she in her boyfriend's arms just now?What about her big boyfriend?

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked down at the empty embrace, then raised his head again, looking at his girlfriend on the ceiling in horror.

In an instant, Hei Yang only felt that he was being pinged with a bunch of question marks by his teammates...

Instantly kill the dog thief!He actually fucked him!
"Xiao Li! Hold on!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "I'm here to save you!"

But at this moment, the sound of talking, laughing and discussing entered the ears.

"Hey, hey, yes, it's like this, um, just go this way, I see Xiaoyang..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hongli rubbed, and looked at her boyfriend below with an innocent and confused expression.

"Who can tell me what happened?"

Hei Yang: "..."

He was guilty, he committed suicide.

Anyway, get your girlfriend off the ceiling first!

(End of this chapter)