Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

come down.

come down.

Infinite falling.

A one-way portal loops on its own.

Ritsuko Akagi felt like she had been falling for at least half an hour.

At first she panicked.

In the end, she simply gave up thinking.

In the living room, Misato Katsuragi watched Ritsuko Akagi falling from one portal into another, even getting faster and faster under the influence of gravity, and she couldn't help but feel worried.

But apart from her, no one cares about what happens to Ritsuko Akagi.

Because Jon found a box of cards for unknown reasons.

He and three other pilots happily played the game of Three Kingdoms.

Amid the weird shouts of 'kill', 'dodge', 'forget about home' and 'shoot thousands of arrows', the three little ones had a blast playing. Even Rei Ayanami, who had the most calm emotions, mastered the card skills proficiently, causing Jon to praise him again and again, saying "The general has both talent and virtue, he is truly a pillar of the Han Dynasty", and asked Rei Ayanami to give this derivative game of the Four Great Classics a bad review to show her love for it.

Misato Katsuragi held her forehead helplessly.

If you hang out with this guy for a long time, anyone's style will go astray.

finally--

When Asuka used 'Huang Gai' and failed to draw Peach again, she simply threw away the cards in her hand and said, "I don't want to play anymore. It's boring."

Shinji held onto his 'Lü Meng' and echoed, "Indeed—"

Jon chuckled: "2v2, what god-level generals did you choose? It's strange that you can win."

As he said this, he silently put 'Xu You' into the card box.

Asuka was furious: "Why are they all heroic units? My skills are so much worse than yours?"

Jon said as a matter of course: "Because I spent money on it. If you don't agree, go and give a bad review to my favorite game."

Asuka: "Just wait, I'm going to absolutely ruin this idiotic game!"

Jon gave a thumbs up: "I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, steam it!"

At this moment, Katsuragi Misato finally found an opportunity to interrupt: "Well, Ritsuko has been falling for more than 40 minutes, she should be fine."

Jon turned his head and said, "Didn't she say that she wanted to study the mystery of space teleportation... Forget it, for your sake, let's stop here today."

As soon as he finished speaking, he made a stroke with his hand.

Ritsuko Akagi fell in the middle of the crowd with a "bang", causing a lot of cards to fly away.

“It hurts, it hurts…” The intellectual female doctor couldn’t hold it in and rolled back and forth on the ground, holding her knees.

Jon laughed and said, "Pay attention to your character, Doctor. Is this the reaction you should have?"

"This is the normal reaction of all humans." Akagi Ritsuko's face was pale, but her eyes were frighteningly bright: "By the way, you just connected two 'portals' together, and there is an infinite loop inside!"

Jon: “I guess so.”

Akagi Ritsuko suddenly became excited, not caring about anything else, and hugged Jon's legs directly: "Doesn't that mean that the perpetual motion machine is not an impossible dream!"

'Perpetual motion machine'?
In Misato Katsuragi's mind, there appeared an image of a cat and jam toast tied together, spinning infinitely in the air, generating electricity and supplying the world.

No, no.

It's a bit too far to supply the world.

Or think of something that is right in front of you——

If the energy problem is solved, does it mean that EVA can break free from the constraints of cables and fight without time limits?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but get excited.

Jon got out of the situation nimbly and said indifferently, "Perpetual motion machines and the like only exist in theory. With current science and technology, you can forget about it."

"Don't you have it?" Akagi Ritsuko returned to her normal self, as if she was the one who lost her composure just now, "You will definitely help humans, right?"

"It's hard to say. After all, you have taken actions against me, and Ikari Gendo also intends to wipe me out." Jon touched his smooth chin: "From this perspective, it seems that I should destroy mankind."

"Don't! That kind of thing, Dane!" Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi spoke at the same time.

Although Jon said this in a very relaxed tone, as relaxed as what to eat tomorrow morning, both of them couldn't help but become nervous. Who knows if this guy will suddenly have some bad intentions towards humans? It would be too unfair if human civilization was destroyed because of a conversation.

Jon shrugged, "Why so serious?"

Then he changed the subject: "But if you want to concentrate on scientific research, I have a good project here."

Good project?
What a great project.

Ritsuko Akagi was confused.

But Jon grabbed with his five fingers and suddenly took out a thick stack of manuscript paper from the void: "On Earth, countless light years away, human civilization also encountered an invasion by alien monsters like the apostles. After discovering that conventional thermal weapons and nuclear weapons were ineffective, they invented this."

Ritsuko Akagi took it and what caught her eyes was a line of standard bold font - Hunter Plan.

She tried to flip through two pages, and the more she read, the more frightened she became.

"Steel mecha, nuclear power, two-man pilot, this... this is incredible."

Misato Katsuragi also glanced at him and warned him, "Hey, hey, hey, don't be fooled by this guy. The apostles have an AT force field. Except for EVA, no one can break through the protection of the AT force field."

Jon was about to retort.

Unexpectedly, Akagi Ritsuko took the lead and said, "It's possible. The Rain Angel that was destroyed by the machine gun before did not show any related characteristics of the AT force field. Maybe... the AT force fields of other apostles can also be destroyed with normal weapons."

Misato Katsuragi: "You must be crazy."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't say anything and just stared at the folder in her hand.

Space jump, energy circulation without loss, left and right brain control mecha...

She had gained a lot today.

But it's like entering a treasure mountain empty-handed, and you can't take anything away.

This feeling is really maddening.

"Okay, okay, it's too late today. Let's talk about it tomorrow." Jon yawned, waved his hand, told someone to put the cards away, and then walked towards his room.

As if she had made a new discovery, Akagi Ritsuko whispered to Katsuragi Misato, "Does he also need to sleep like humans?"

Misato Katsuragi curled her lips and said, "Don't worry about it, he's just pretending."

Akagi Ritsuko: “Oh…”

They identify themselves as human beings, still retain human characteristics, and can exert powers far beyond those of humans.

What an interesting creature.

Thinking of this, Ritsuko Akagi stood up and said goodbye.

However, before she returned to the office, she had already drafted a report titled "On the Possibility of Two-Person EVA".

A cup of black coffee can refresh your mind and improve your performance by 72.5%
Tonight is destined to be another sleepless night.

The next day.

Ritsuko Akagi wanted to continue visiting John.

But it happened suddenly...

Apostles descended from the sky.

War Meeting Room——

"how is the situation?"

Misato Katsuragi put on her uniform and looked serious. The civil servant with a voice very similar to Dio reported seriously: "We are still 54,000 meters from the surface. A large amount of active substances have been detected... Lieutenant, that guy is simply a living bomb. We must not let it fall on the earth."

Misato Katsuragi pinched her brows and said, "Got it."

Then he ordered: "Let Asuka and the others come over quickly, there is a combat mission!"

The base is operating at full capacity and with great efficiency.

In more than ten minutes, Asuka and the other two changed into their combat uniforms and came to the combat preparation room.

Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said, "This time, the Angel, codenamed Sky Angel, is the largest and most destructive Angel so far. That guy is a living bomb with a very large yield. If he is allowed to land on Earth, it may cause unavoidable damage, and it is possible to evaporate the Indian Ocean or blow up the Himalayas. So, you know the seriousness of the problem, right?"

Shinji and Asuka both frowned.

Rei Ayanami still had that icy poker face.

But if you look closely, you will find that she secretly clenched her fists.

"I will explain the specific combat mission in detail after you get in the cockpit... And Zero, your Unit 00 was slightly damaged last time, so you have to change the blue paint." Katsuragi Misato clapped her hands: "Okay, without further ado, go protect the Earth we live on."

"Yes!" The three of them responded in unison.

Rei Ayanami originally thought that yellow was also very cute, but when the new Unit-0 appeared in front of her, she suddenly changed her mind and felt that blue was really cool.

Shinji and Asuka responded in awe.

Soon, Misato Katsuragi's voice rang in her ears.

Because of the AT force field, conventional weapons cannot cause effective damage to the Sky Angel, so I need you to work together, two people hold up the force field, and one person uses a particle knife to cut through the force field and attack the Sky Angel behind. "

In short, it was to block with a shield, and then counterattack through the gap in the shield. Although the gap in the shield was made by myself...

"Understood!"*3
"Very good, wait here for the departure order." Misato Katsuragi said, and then hung up the phone.

Asuka said excitedly in the team voice: "Leave the attack mission to me this time. You two just need to hold up the force field and don't let that guy fall to the ground."

Shinji: "Why? Why don't you hold it up? Why do you want me to hold it up?"

Ayanami Rei: "Shinji-kun is right."

Asuka: ???

No, so this means we are united against the outside world?

She sneered: "Why? Because my Unit 2 has the best performance and is most suitable for the role of spearhead."

The meaning of survival is given by EVA, and this is my confidence as a driver!
Rei Ayanami stopped talking.

Shinji, on the other hand, started to be sarcastic: "An excellent EVA also needs an excellent pilot, don't you think? The queen of failures."

"Who is the queen of failure? At least she should be a princess." Asuka is always stubborn in special places. She said very unhappily: "You are just jealous that you are not as popular as me."

"If you're talking about the paint color, then I'm definitely not as good as you." Shinji accurately said, "Of course, your speed in breaking through the red temperature defense is also far beyond the reach of others."

Asuka: "You are a grown man, but why are you talking like a chattering cow? You are so long-winded, it's really annoying."

Shinji: "Hehe, no, it should be moo~"

Asuka: !!!

Unfortunately, the bickering between the two came to an abrupt end due to the sudden combat order.

Just as Asuka thought, Unit-01 and Unit-00 provided cover and held up the force field, while Unit-02 was responsible for launching the attack.

Although he was unhappy, Shinji could not find a plan to refute it, so he just had to accept the order.

Three aircraft left the cabin at the same time.

They calculated the time, neither too early nor too late.

It's too early, and when you arrive at the target location, the external battery is insufficient, which can easily lead to the embarrassing situation of being unable to move.

It’s too late…it’s all blown up, there’s nothing more to say.

Misato Katsuragi stared at the time on the screen, tapping her arms with her knuckles a little nervously.

Suddenly, the voice of his subordinates came into his ears: "Report! Someone is approaching the target's crash site."

Katsuragi Misato: ???
Not only her, many people received the same news.

Zoom in.

But Jon, accompanied by two men in suits, drove a luxury car and arrived at the crash site of the apostle.

"Jon? Why is it this guy!" Misato Katsuragi was anxious: "What does he want to do?"

Yeah, what does he want to do?
At the same time, many people had the same question in their minds.

But Jon stretched his body and started doing a set of radio gymnastics that looked familiar but was definitely not available in Japan.

The two men in suits beside him kept promising something with a very humble attitude.

Misato Katsuragi suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

Could those people be...

"It's definitely those guys." Ikari Gendō still had that classic pose, with his fingers crossed on the table. "They actually contacted unknown life forms in private. They are really a bunch of idiots."

"No matter what, those people are our immediate superiors. It's probably not a good idea to slander them like this," said Fuyutsuki Kozo with a wry smile.

Having said that, his real thoughts were actually similar to those of Ikari Gendō.

idiot.

What a bunch of idiots!
Those people think they have everything under control.

As everyone knows...

Ugh.

There is really no hope for the future of mankind if it is left to such a group of people.

At this moment, Jon in the picture moved and pointed to the sky with one hand.

Ikari Gendō raised his eyebrows, not caring about slandering the SEELE group, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is he going to do? Support the falling apostle?"

"That kind of thing... can he really do it? I mean, he looks so weak." Fuyutsuki Kozo said in disbelief.

This is theoretically impossible.

But that's what Jon did.

His expression was relaxed, and he uttered a word softly: "Bang."

The next second, a white light shot out from his fingertips and flew straight into the sky.

The apostles fell and the spots of light flew upwards.

The moment the two came into contact, the light spot suddenly enlarged and turned into a huge white ball that could wrap around the entire apostle.

Dust Escape·The technique of peeling off the original realm.

The dazzling white light almost obscured the sun's rays.

There was no Mars hitting the Earth, no huge explosion.

There is only silence and destruction.

Quietly, the huge sky angel was wrapped in the white ball and was completely destroyed. Not only did it not explode, it didn't even make a sound and completely disappeared from this world.

The world became silent.

After doing all this, Jon patted the sunglasses man A on the shoulder and said, "In this way, I have demonstrated my value. I wonder how much you can offer me?"

The man in sunglasses A suddenly shuddered and bowed his head humbly: "Of course, as much as you want, I have." (End of this chapter)