Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon doesn't like the color scheme of Unit-0.

But Rei Ayanami thinks that yellow is also cute.

Because there was no electricity, launching the EVA became a manual operation.

One counts as one.

No one is idle.

Pulling the cable, shouting slogans.

They were working very enthusiastically.

If an outsider who doesn't know the truth saw this, he would definitely wonder whether this is the NERV headquarters or some unscrupulous black mine.

Rei Ayanami sat in the fixing bolt, waiting quietly to enter the body of Unit-0.

When it came time to pull out the fixing bolts, they had to use human power to chop with a fire axe, using a simple and rough approach.

Rei Ayanami gradually felt that she could move and tried to get up.

Because the base gate was closed, she had to open it manually.

In the combat meeting room, Ikari Gendo still maintained his classic posture, frowning and asking, "Why is there only Zero? Where are Asuka and Shinji?"

A staff member saluted and said, "Reporting to the commander, Captain Misato Katsuragi only brought back Zero. As for Asuka and Shinji, they should still be at their residence. It is said that they were unable to return to the base due to special health conditions."

"Special case?"

Hearing this word, Ikari Gendou's brows frowned even deeper.

"Yes!"

But he didn't have time to think about it at this moment, so he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, now we can only place our hopes on Ling."

the other side.

Ritsuko Akagi kept asking Misato Katsuragi about the details of the space jump.

Katsuragi Misato was annoyed and said in a bad tone: "Now is not the time to talk about this, right? The apostles are coming, right above our heads. If you have anything to say, wait until the apostles are repelled."

"But that is space teleportation. If humans can master this technology, they will be almost invincible and won't have to fear any apostles anymore." Ritsuko Akagi still insisted.

Misato Katsuragi said unhappily, "Although I know that being able to jump from one place to another in a flash is amazing, I really can't see any clues. That guy just clapped his hands, like this."

As she spoke, she clapped her hands.

"A translucent door appeared. I think it must be a door because it looks very similar. Anyway, we passed through the door and returned to the base. It was that simple."

It's that simple?
not that simple!
Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her glasses and said, "This must contain technology that we humans cannot understand. High-dimensional creatures are really fascinating."

"If you are so fascinating, just move into my house." Misato Katsuragi hooked her arm around Ritsuko Akagi's neck. "It's a big house with many rooms. You can live there however you want."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't respond.

Katsuragi Misato's face fell at once: "What? After saying so much, you chickened out at the crucial moment."

"Haha." Ritsuko Akagi smiled.

At the same time, an intriguing light flashed in the beautiful eyes hidden behind the glasses.

A closer look?
It sounds good.

As for Rei Ayanami,

The door of the base was forcibly opened by hand, and the challenge had just begun.

The ejection silo failed.

This meant that she had to climb out herself.

If it were Asuka or Shinji, who knows how many complaints they would have.

But Rei Ayanami didn't.

She was silent and calm, carefully observing the environment above.

I found a dark thing lying across my head. It was the apostle codenamed Rain Angel.

It's sizzling!

Suddenly, a drop of dark green solution dripped from the top of his head.

Although Rei Ayanami didn't know what that thing was, she instinctively sensed the danger.

I tried my best to dodge sideways and finally avoided the unknown solution.

Look down.

However, the solution had already corroded a large hole visible to the naked eye in the steel plate protection of the base.

Rei Ayanami murmured, "Strong acid?"

Yes.

strong acid.

It is still a very powerful acid.

The many eyes on the Rain Angel's body kept moving, as if observing the situation deep in the well.

Without thinking, Rei Ayanami used the special machine gun equipped with Unit 00 to scan the area wildly.

Ta-ta-ta-ta.

Tongues of fire spewed out angry bullets.

The rain angel felt pain and couldn't help but step back.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Rei Ayanami put away her gun and climbed up.

As flexible as a monkey.

After only two or three minutes, Rei Ayanami finally saw the full appearance of the apostle - it looked like a long-legged spider with four huge legs, a pitch-black body and many strange eyes.

Rei Ayanami rarely experiences emotional fluctuations. She knows that her backup battery has limited energy, so she must act quickly and decisively.

He changed the bullet skillfully, and in the blink of an eye, another volley of bullets swept past.

It must be said that she shot with great momentum.

That’s the point…

Can understand.

After all, rain angels are not immobile targets.

On the contrary, it moved extremely fast with its four long legs, and with just one step sideways it dodged the oncoming barrage of bullets.

Ayanami Rei still had no expression on her face.

At this moment, she thought of Mr. Jon's teachings when they were making dumplings: Since ancient times, archers have mostly fought in close combat. If the long-range killing effect is not enough, then get closer and shoot.

"That's really good advice." Rei Ayanami agreed deeply with the tactics taught by Mr. John.

Holding the rifle, he took big steps and rushed towards the Rain Angel without saying a word.

The Rain Angel's movements were visibly stunned.

But the next second, it spewed out a strong acid that was enough to melt the external armor.

Ayanami Rei is fearless.

Dodge left and right.

Using the invincibility frame that comes with rolling, he miraculously avoided the attack of the Rain Angel.

The rain angel refused to give up and wanted to spit acid.

Rei Ayanami fired the gun brazenly.

Ta-ta-ta-ta!

There was another roar of flames.

After all, the Rain Angel was too big and was hit by a bullet unsurprisingly.

At this time, Rei Ayanami thought of Mr. John's other teachings: when the monster's blood is low, be alert to the second stage.

Rei Ayanami knew that the second stage referred to the change of form, just like the Thunder Angel that she had killed before, that apostle had many forms.

But this time, her caution was doomed to be in vain.

Rain Angel does not have a second stage, nor does it have any form changes. If you get hit, you get hit.

Rei Ayanami was stunned.

The Apostle...

so weak.

Normal Apostles cannot be harmed by rifles.

The only reason he had a rifle was because he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity for close combat.

So, this is what Rain Angel is like?

Rei Ayanami's judgment was correct.

As long as you avoid strong acid, Rain Angel is indeed the weakest one. Find a good way to play it alone without any pressure.

With a thought in mind, Rei Ayanami replaced the last magazine and pulled the trigger at Rain Angel again.

the other side.

Jon's Residence

Looking at the two people who suddenly appeared outside the door, Jon yawned: "I say, you, have you come to the wrong place?"

The two men in sunglasses looked serious and said in a serious tone, "You are Mr. Jon, right?"

Jon blinked and said, "Who are you?"

"We are..." One of them seemed to want to introduce himself.

As soon as he said this, he was elbowed by his companion.

Jon felt pain just watching it, and took a breath: "Man, what are you doing?"

The sudden American-style speaking startled the two of them.

However, they quickly adjusted their attitudes and lowered their voices and said, "Mr. Jon, may I have the honor of talking to you?"

John glanced around the room and knew that Asuka and Shinji would not wake up for a while, so he agreed to their request.

When he came to the living room, he took a glass of water and left the other two standing opposite him in the cold.

The two men in sunglasses didn't care. Instead, they said respectfully, "We are from a mysterious organization and would like to invite you to our place."

"Mysterious organization..." Jon smiled and said, "You guys are responsible for today's power outage, right?"

The two neither admitted nor denied it, but just repeatedly requested: "We really want to get you, Mr. Jon."

Jon put down his water glass: "What, you actually covet my beautiful body!"

Sunglasses Man A: ???
Sunglasses Man B: ???
Seeing the two of them acting like idiots, Jon suddenly lost interest: "Forget it, I'm fine here, I don't want to move around casually."

After a pause, he continued, "Or do you SEELE have the confidence to control me?"

Upon hearing this, the expressions of the two men in sunglasses changed slightly.

The change was so slight that it was barely noticeable, but Jon caught it nonetheless.

Jon's smile grew even brighter: "Ha, you guys are SEELE indeed."

SEELE is an organization that existed long before the Second Impact. This organization is behind the Human Instrumentality Committee and NERV.

The members of SEELE usually do not show up in person, but appear in the form of voices. Their number plus the members of the Human Instrumentality Committee totals 11, and with one person, it becomes 12. 12 is exactly the number of apostles under Jesus Christ.

In other words, this SEELE is the Five Elders, the Zero Squad, and has a very high level of status.

Some people have long suspected that the power outage at NERV headquarters was caused by someone secretly playing tricks, whose purpose was to determine the structure of the headquarters by restoring power to NERV headquarters.

It is speculated that this behavior is more likely to be done by people from the SEELE organization.

Because the SEELE organization has begun to worry that NERV will be out of their control.

And kidnapping Jon...

This is what SEELE can do.

It’s a pity that Jon is not interested in this organization.

"Mr. Jon, please listen to me. If you are willing to go with us, you can ask for any conditions."

"Yes, on any terms."

The two men in sunglasses refused to give up and continued to plead.

"Any conditions?" Jon asked playfully.

Sunglasses Man A and Sunglasses Man B: "Yes, any conditions."

Jon pointed at the two men and said, "Well, I want your lives. Give them to me."

Upon hearing this, the two men immediately pulled out pistols from their pockets and put them to their temples.

boom!boom!
After two shots.

There were two more bodies in the living room.

"These two kids are too honest." Jon spread his hands helplessly, his mind moved slightly, and time went back.

The bullet returned to the pistol's chamber.

Man A and Man B in sunglasses looked horrified, and both saw a strong sense of disbelief in each other's expressions.

"I say, your spirit is commendable, but life is the most precious thing. Is it really okay to sell it to those high-ranking officials who are hiding their true intentions?"

Qiao En clapped his hands, and suddenly two cups of hot tea appeared in front of the two of them: "Calm down, calm down, look how scared the child is."

"Mr. Jon... it was you just now..."

"The power to bring the dead back to life? That's incredible."

Having personally experienced the wonders of the 'unknown life form', the two of them had to add at least 50,000 words to their reports.

After finishing his tea, Jon waved his hand and said, "Go ahead, I can treat today's meeting as if nothing happened."

Sunglasses Man A and Sunglasses Man B looked at each other, stood up, and saluted together, saying, "Thank you for your trouble, but we will not give up. Please be prepared to be bothered all the time."

"You are being a hooligan." Jon raised his eyebrows: "I won't be so kind to revive you next time."

Sunglasses Man A and Sunglasses Man B were unmoved: "As long as you are happy."

They are absolute warriors, loyal only to SEELE.

Jon waved his hand as the conversation was not going on.

The two of them left the house immediately, and before leaving, they remembered to close the door gently.

Coincidentally.

As soon as they left, the power was restored.

Jon whistled: "The people in the base are quite efficient. Since the call came, it means that Rei Ayanami has dealt with the apostle, right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Asuka came out of John's room, looking a little disheveled.

Behind her, followed Shinji, who also had messy hair and looked haggard.

"Apostles? Did anyone mention apostles just now? By the way, the call finally came. I'm dying of heat." Asuka fanned herself with her hands in an unpresentable manner: "How long has it been? I feel like it's been at least two weeks."

Jon smiled and said, “Only two hours, actually.”

"Two hours?" Asuka couldn't help but raise her voice.

Jon ignored her and looked at Shinji: "How's your boxing skills going?"

Shinji scratched his head in embarrassment: "I still haven't gotten started, I only have some tricks, but I'm already very familiar with the routines."

Not everyone is born a martial arts genius. The world view is here. It is unrealistic to want to become a bald devil by doing 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 100 push-ups and 10 kilometers of aerobic running every day.

Shinji works really hard, but his aptitude is really poor.

At that time, Jon mastered the 'Flowing Water and Rock Crushing Fist' very quickly.

When we got to Shinji...

What, was Qiao a cheating player because of his stand-in?

That's fine.

Seeing that John ignored her, Asuka put her hands on her hips and was about to say something.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

She went to answer the phone angrily, and when she heard some news, her already unhappy expression became even uglier.

"Can anyone tell me why when a battle is needed, that three-nothing girl would go to fight?"

John and Shinji glanced at her and chose to ignore her at the same time.

Asuka was jumping up and down: "That guy took care of the apostles by himself. In comparison, doesn't it make me look useless?"

Jon blinked, pulled out a cell phone from his pocket, turned it on, and displayed the screen saver, which was a picture of Unit 2 stuck upside down on the beach.

Asuka's face turned red visibly.

warn!warn!
Shinji subconsciously shrank back and whispered, "Is this really necessary? It's useless anyway."

Asuka broke through the defense: "Stupid Shinji! Prepare to die! Take my punch!"

Shinji stared at Asuka and subconsciously defended himself and counterattacked.

A punch.

Asuka was stunned.

KO.

Jon was not afraid of the trouble and cheered, "There are strong men, but no cowards. Shinji-kun, I would like to call you the real boxing champion."

Shinji: ??? (End of this chapter)