Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 124 Up is a god, down is a man, not up and down is mental illness
Golmud Sanatorium, the largest recuperation and treatment institution in Golmud City, of course, is also the place with the highest consumption level in Golmud City. Compared with the Golmud Sanatorium, the so-called real estate hotel nightclubs are nothing to mention.

Even the locals in Golmud City said that if you live in a five-star presidential suite for a month, you are not rich. If you are really rich, you can go to Golmud to receive a course of treatment.

Don't deny that if you are not sick, why live there!
The first advertisement of Golmud Sanatorium is that if you are not sick, you need to come to Golmud Sanatorium. Golmud Sanatorium pioneered the Qigong health-preserving method, which can help you grow taller, enhance your breasts and beautify your face, and even prolong your life. There are living Buddhas sitting in the sanatorium every year, and exhibitions are held from time to time At the blessing meeting, everyone can go in to listen to the teachings of the Living Buddha and participate in the experience of Qigong therapy.

Those who participated in the Golmud Sanatorium Dharma Conference all claimed that Qigong really exists, and so does the technique of longevity.

After coming and going, this Golmud Sanatorium became the leading brand name, and then the people who wanted to work in Golmud Sanatorium were overwhelmed!
Partridge Whistle thought that with his experience in handling false certificates in the beautiful country, he could get in with just a fake certificate.

But I never expected that my application notice would be three years later.

Since you can't be a doctor, you can only be a patient.

Partridge Whistle has some money on hand. Last time, Professor Chen and Uncle Jiu shared the spoils with Partridge Whistle, and Partridge Whistle always took out hundreds of thousands.

Then Partridge Whistle went to the Golmud Sanatorium and prepared a 15 yuan two-week treatment plan.

According to Partridge Whistle's request, it was arranged to enter the No. [-] courtyard in the same courtyard as Wu Tianzhen.

"This is your hospital gown!"

"Here's your medical certificate!"

"You can only be active in the No. [-] courtyard, you are not allowed to go out! There is a curfew after twelve o'clock, and everyone must sleep!"

In front of the gate of No. [-] courtyard, Partridge Whistle got out of the car in a formal hospital gown.

It is better to say it is a Tai Chi suit than a sick suit. The white Su embroidery loose Tai Chi gown, paired with comfortable brocade trousers, gave Partridge Whistle a rare sense of comfort.

Courtyard No. [-] is considered a relatively remote courtyard. It faces south and north, which is just the opposite of an ordinary courtyard. The sun does not shine in, but it looks a bit cool. Partridge Whistle tried to contact King Lu Shang, but the Partridge Whistle did not wait. The whistle went too far, and a voice stopped the partridge whistle, "Hey, that young man, are you also here to die?"

Partridge Whistle looked over, and the person who spoke was an old woman in her 80s and [-]s who was cleaning. She was wearing a work attire, but a pair of red embroidered shoes were rare on her little feet.

Partridge Whistle wanted to strike up a conversation, but the old lady with little feet bowed her head and said to herself, "People who want to die can't be stopped, people who want to die can't be stopped, everyone wants to die at a young age , the old woman does not want to die."

The old woman with small feet looked older, but her footsteps were fast, but she disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Partridge Whistle ignored the old lady. In fact, Partridge Whistle was older than her, and I was not interested in living people, so I came here to find things that were not human.

Partridge Whistle walked towards No. [-] Courtyard, took out his access control card and swiped it on the gate of No. [-] Courtyard. The gate of No. [-] Courtyard opened, and Partridge Whistle walked into the gate. As soon as he entered, the iron gate closed by itself up.

Courtyard No. [-] is not too small. At a glance, it is a small western-style building, an inner garden, fountain pool, flower and bird rockery, especially the rockery has three floors high, with waterfalls flowing on it, and it is divided into three floors. Each floor has a The surrounding stone ladder bamboo fence looks like it was arranged by a very high-end senior gardener.

There were already many people basking in the sun on the fountain pool in the afternoon. Most of these people were middle-aged people, and almost no old men.

When Partridge Whistle was curious, he noticed an old man with thinning hair and a staggering walk. He held a book in his hand, and he looked like an intellectual.

The old man sat there with the book in his arms, and murmured, "It's wrong! It's wrong!"

Partridge Whistle has always had a good impression of cultural people, so he leaned over and glanced at the cover of the book. There were a few words written on it, "On the postpartum care of sows..."

Partridge Whistle couldn't help but feel refreshed. Although the old man is very old, he still has a lot of experience in raising livestock!
The old man tilted his head and looked at the partridge whistle who was reading a book. He hurriedly hid the sow's postpartum care under his buttocks, and said, "Are you literate? You still read!"

The partridge whistled happily, "Of course I can read and write? And I'm proficient in six languages!"

The old man heard this, "Knowledge does not mean that you are sensible, the truth is hidden in this book."

The partridge whistled, "What kind of truth?"

The old man looked around mysteriously, "For example, immortality!"

Seeing that the old man said mysteriously about immortality, Partridge Whistle immediately gained confidence and interest. Partridge Whistle has too much say in the topic of life and death. After experiencing life to death, from a living person to an immortal, Partridge Whistle Xiao is very interested in this topic now.

Partridge whistled, "Do you know immortality?"

"Want to know?" The old man patted his book on postpartum care of sows, bent over mysteriously, and said to the partridge whistle, "I tell you young man, there is really immortality in this world." Human beings, they really exist in this world, and they are very likely to exist around us."

Partridge Whistle listened to the old man's words, and looked at his tense and serious expression, Partridge Whistle felt that he was right, there really are immortals in this world, and I am.

Could it be that I was exposed as soon as I came here?Seen through by the old man?

No way, could it be said that the gatekeepers are all mythical beasts?

Just when Partridge Whistle wondered if he had been seen through, the old man read again, "I think you are very pleasing to the eye, why don't you tell me more about my research, my research on this book."

Partridge Whistle took another look at the postpartum care of sows. To be honest, Partridge Whistle is not interested in how sows take care of postpartum care, nor does he want to listen to his research. If he finds out that he is not human, it would be bad Yes, Partridge Whistle is going to leave this crazy old man.

But as soon as Partridge Whistle got up, the old man left him again with one sentence, "Don't you know that you have been enslaved?"

Partridge Whistle stopped. Partridge Whistle looked at the old man, and Partridge Whistle felt a murderous intent in his heart. Partridge Whistle knew very well that he was enslaved by the Lord, but how did this man see it? of?

Seeing the partridge whistle, the old man sat down again, and he read in a low voice, "Look, those guys lying on the rockery, they are all enslaved guys, me too, you too, we are all enslaved, and The thing that enslaves us is not human."

Partridge Whistle looked at the old man's mysterious appearance, "Then, what is it?"

"This." The old man gestured with his hands, "This is hard to describe what it is? It is a very microscopic thing. If I have to describe it, I would call it bacteria."

Partridge Whistle breathed a sigh of relief, bacteria, what the hell, I thought I was shot through as soon as I entered!

The old man saw the partridge whistle and said nothing, "Young man, do you think I'm joking? Let me tell you, human beings are actually the most arrogant and ignorant creatures in the world. They think they have mastered many laws , many laws are actually the orderly display of some disordered laws.”

"Have you ever heard a story? There was a farm where the owner fed the pigs food at ten o'clock every morning, and then a big pig in the pigsty said that he had discovered the law that food would come at ten o'clock every day. Then, at the end of the year, ten o'clock came, and this time there was no food, and the farmer slaughtered all the pigs in the pigpen."

"We are like pigs, and the so-called scientists among us say that a big pig who thinks he is smart, he said that he discovered the rules and laws, but in fact it was the intention of the farmer!"

"Bacteria is such a farmer. Bacteria multiply in our body, control our body, memory, control our soul, and then decompose us at a timely stage to produce more bacteria."

"This world is the world of bacteria, and everything is the slave of bacteria."

Partridge Whistle listened to the old man's words and tried to understand, "I can understand your feelings. You mean that people are pigs and farmers are bacteria, but have you ever thought about it? Humans and bacteria are in a symbiotic relationship. , the bacteria are gone.”

"No, you're wrong." The old man said, "Do you know how long the earth has existed? 46 billion years! How long have cellular organisms been, less than a billion years! How long has it been since human beings have developed, how long has it been since the human-like age, For 10,000+ years, it will not exceed a million years. Human beings can reproduce such a brilliant civilization in such a short time. Before that, the earth was a barren land for more than three billion years? Are you kidding! This is not in line with Postpartum care for sows!"

Partridge whistled, "So, you think bacteria evolved into humans?"

The old man seemed very disappointed looking at the partridge whistle, as if he was looking at a foolish elm bump, he lay down on the chair, and said in a tired tone, "You, in a too narrow sense, people, just a self-identified Knowing that a self-awareness can also be understood as a source of concentrated signal emission that can form an independent brain wave circuit."

"Bacteria are much more advanced than humans. Bacteria can survive in any state. Even tardigrades that can survive in space are not enough for bacteria. Do you know how many cells a normal adult has? 50 How many billions is amazing, do you know how many bacteria are there? Start with 100 billion!"

"Cells are the bacteria born by humans, and there are more than 100 billion bacteria that are not humans themselves, they are symbiotic products of humans. This is a very interesting phenomenon, the war between bacteria in humans and bacteria outside."

"If human beings want to live forever, they must use the cells in the body to suppress the bacteria on the opposite side, so that the other party can honestly work for the big factory of the human body. However, the number of cells is not the opponent of bacteria after all, because there are too many bacteria At a glance, they are all bacteria. At this time, our cells will eventually be consumed! Once the cell vitality is completely conquered by bacteria, it means that the cells die, and human beings are coming to an end! Cells will produce a special electrical signal, This kind of electrical signal can appear under the effect of a certain special frequency, and it is also called the soul."

"No one wants to become a ghost, because the electrical signal will disappear and decay."

"So, everyone wants to achieve longevity. If you want to achieve longevity, you must increase the vitality of your cells! Qigong is a tool that can effectively improve the vitality of cells, but it is just a tool for benefits. After 50 years, the cells are stretched to the limit, and the cells will still perish in the battle with bacteria."

"That's because our human body is made by bacteria. We are ordered by bacteria, so the human body is the home of bacteria. No matter how we fight, we can't defeat bacteria. It's like, we are pigs in the pen, and bacteria are the farm. Lord, it is impossible for a pig to beat a farmer."

"There is only one way, put it to death and then live again! First dry yourself to death, and then spread your own cells on the dead body. With the cells as the absolute main force, your body will form a truly flawless, pure and unsullied body , and then continue to absorb new cell vigor and continuously extend our lifespan, we can achieve real immortality and become immortals..."

The old man's words hit Partridge Whistle's mind word by word, and Partridge Whistle seemed to have been connected to Ren Du's two veins.

The partridge whistle is associated with the law of the dark jungle and the Lord's definition of time.

Partridge whistle, I understand.

Zombies are a game of death and survival.

The body of pure cells, without bacterial pollution, is absolutely innocent.

Zombies absorb aura, the so-called aura is in the final analysis the biological radio signals belonging to other people floating in the air!
Constantly replenish the number of wires, continuously prolong the period of the intangible body, and continue to live forever from now on!
Partridge Whistle looked at the old man's gaze, and became respectful, even fearful. He, he is just a mortal, and unexpectedly, he revealed the ultimate secret of immortality in one word. At this moment, Partridge Whistle just wants to say, sir, you It's my uncle, are you interested in giving lessons to my Patriarch? He especially needs a master like you.

However, at this time, two medical staff came over, and they pulled the old man in front of them, "Let's go, No. [-]!"

A medical staff member next to him also smiled and said to Partridge Whistle, "This is a regular customer of our nursing home, and he is mentally ill."

"You are the one who is mentally ill, and I am not mentally ill!" The uncle struggled, but how could he be the opponent of the two strong young men? As soon as he struggled, the book of postpartum care for sows fell to the ground.

The uncle shouted towards the partridge whistle, "Young man, I think you are pleasing to the eye, and I will give you this postpartum care book for sows. Take it, this is the last secret book for sows to escape from the pigsty. Remember, you must To escape from the pigsty, don't be killed by the farmer!"

"gone!"

The medical staff rudely wanted to carry the uncle away, Partridge Whistle frowned, and then kicked him out!

bang bang-

The medical staff fell to the ground, and everyone was dumbfounded for a while, and no one could see how the partridge whistle came out.

Partridge Whistle rubbed his legs, and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm actually a mental patient. I have a very serious mania, and I may even kill people. Once I encounter it, I feel uncomfortable and unhappy. I will take action, and once I do, thirty or fifty people will not be my opponents, don't look at me like this, don't think about giving me a tranquilizer gun, I can dodge bullets, really, Gart I can dodge bullets from Lin's machine gun!"

Partridge Whistle introduced himself honestly and seriously, in exchange for whispers from the surrounding medical staff.

"Damn it, another psychopath!"

"When I came to the hospital at a young age, I thought it was for fun. Feelings are mental illness!"

"Delusional psychosis and manic psychosis come together, let's forget about it, what kind of life is 3000 yuan a month with people!"

"That's right, there's no need to risk your life for this little money a month! Let these two psychopaths get together!"

The medical staff shook their heads and left.

The uncle got up and snatched the sow's postpartum care from the partridge whistle. He said proudly, "It seems that you are a powerful pig king who has practiced qigong! You can actually defeat those wild boars! Not bad!"

Partridge Whistle smiled, "Yes, I am the Pig King!"

The uncle said, "I've decided to treat you as my first student, and I will tell you how to survive in this nursing home!"

The partridge whistled, "To live, you need skills? Isn't it enjoyable here?"

The uncle said, "What did they tell you to enjoy?"

The partridge whistle gestured, "Rest, improve your body, and then prolong your life."

"Extend life!" the uncle said, "That's it, this is the ultimate skill of the farmer. If you accept their life extension, then you will no longer be the pig king you used to be. You have no idea that these wild boars will give pigs What are the pigs doing in the pen!"

Partridge Whistle still wanted to ask questions, but the uncle stopped. The uncle looked at the sky, dusk had already come, and the uncle read a sentence, "I will show you something different tonight, to prove that the pigsty is real. It exists, and, the feed for the pigs, is delicious."

Partridge Whistle looked at the sky and murmured, "Are you really mentally ill? Why do I think you are a wise man who is detached from the world."

The uncle looked at Partridge Whistle, his pupils were shining brightly, "What is mental illness? Mental illness is just a theorist who has advanced thinking and expresses this thinking. If the theory cannot become reality, then it is mental illness. , If the theory becomes a reality, it is called a pioneer of science! That is the god of science! I have promoted the leapfrog development of biology by myself! Just ask, back in the Middle Ages, you took out your mobile phone and told others that this thing can be done in the future Communication the world, will anyone believe you? What I am doing now is exactly what Newton did hundreds of years ago! I am a great, scientific pioneer!"

When the uncle said this, he lowered his head again, "But I can't wait until Newton's day."

"Geniuses go to the left, lunatics go to the right, go up to be gods, go down to be human!"

"Those who can master theory and practice can be called gods!"

"A guy like me who masters the theory but can't put it into practice, who wanders awkwardly, can only be called mentally ill!"

"Hahaha, mental illness, human stupidity and complacency make them never see the dawn of dawn!"

"Sometimes I hate myself for being a human being. It would be great if I were a pig. I don't have to think about these things..."

The old man collapsed and rolled on the ground clutching his hair.

Partridge Whistle didn't stop him, because Partridge Whistle knew he wasn't sick, he was just venting his emotions.

The evening sun shone on the No. [-] courtyard, on the partridge whistle's cheeks, and the uncle's bald head.

Uncle's Mediterranean hairstyle has never been so dazzling. Partridge Whistle has never looked down on ordinary people, but today, Partridge Whistle really feels that he is a younger brother and a student. The wisdom of ordinary people is always beyond imagination, even the master This practitioner is afraid that it will be difficult to compare with such a guy.

(End of this chapter)