Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 121 Customize Your Exclusive Funeral with 100 Yuan
Hu Bayi's so-called visit was purely because he wanted to compete with Xu Jiu in martial arts.

And how could Partridge Whistle not know what Hu Bayi was thinking? After all, apart from the Lord, the most developed person in this Jingjue ancient city was Commander Hu Bayi.

Once this person is well-developed, he will inevitably swell, and he will float a little, and if he floats, he must be hit in time.

Hu Bayi's challenge, Partridge Whistle not only did not panic, but even wanted to laugh. After all, whether it is Faqiu Tianguan or Xiling Lishi, they are both civil officials and mages, and Partridge Whistle is the best fighter among the four major schools. Taoist who moved mountains.

Listen to the dharma name of Taoist Qianshan, move mountains and mountains, as long as I like it, no matter whether there are people in it, I will move it for you!
Faqiu Tianguan is looking for Taoist Qianshan to PK martial arts. This does not mean that Lin Daiyu is looking for Meng Zhang Fei to compete offline. Aren't you a meat bag delivered to your door?

Sure enough, after the two of them were full of wine and food, Hu Bayi grinned and wanted to break his head.

Partridge Whistle is not Shirley Yang, but he won't spoil Hu Bayi. Partridge Whistle kicked him out with two kicks, smashed a table, two chairs, and put Hu Bayi lying on the ground. I can't stop begging for mercy on the ground, Brother Nine is peeing, Brother Nine is cowhide, compared to the last time I stole something and was kicked by Brother Nine, this time I got kicked twice, I still made progress, I will rest well later, and come back again Ninth Brother, you compete, Ninth Brother, see you later!

Hu Bayi limped away, and Partridge Whistle predicted that he would have to lie down for at least half a month.

Partridge Whistle cleaned up the debris of tables and chairs at the door, lit a cigarette after cleaning up Partridge Whistle, looked at the empty downtown streets, this time it was past one o'clock in the morning, and there was no one on the street.

"You are too ruthless!" King Lu Shang lay at the door, "Looking at your eyes just now, you almost beat that Hu Bayi to death."

The partridge whistled, "Is there?"

King Lu Shang said, "Is it because Hu Bayi teased your granddaughter?"

"Shut up." Partridge Whistle grabbed the dog's neck and said word by word, "I don't have a granddaughter or son in my life. I'm the f*ck alone. I have a phobia about marriage, understand?"

King Lu Shang couldn't stop saying, "Let me go, bastard, I'm the millennium zombie king!"

Partridge Whistle chuckled, "The Millennium Zombie King, can you defeat the transformed me?"

"If you have the guts, don't turn into Chuanshan Taisui!"

"I will transform, why should I stay the same!"

"You become a different one now!"

"Do you dare to reveal your real body now?"

Just when one person and one dog were arguing fiercely, a weak voice came, "Excuse me, do you customize funerals here?"

Partridge Whistle turned his head, a middle-aged man in a white hospital gown, looking at Partridge Whistle standing in front of the store.

Partridge Whistle put the dog down, smiled and planned to answer.

And King Lu Shang sobbed in a low voice, conveying his spiritual thoughts, "He is not human! Old Jiu, look at his feet! He doesn't touch the ground! There is no shadow of him on the ground!"

Partridge Whistle glanced under his eyes, and it was really like what King Lu Shang said, his feet were about a foot above the ground, and he was floating in the air, and the light couldn't make him show a little shadow, but he didn't seem to notice All this, he seemed to think he was a living person.

It's just very strange, why, I can see the soul?
Have I opened my yin and yang eyes too?
The belief of the snake god appeared in Partridge Whistle's mind, "My existence makes the yin thing unable to hide, and it is normal for you to see it. By the way, the middle-aged man in front of you is not alone. Soul wild ghost, he is just the soul of a dying person leaving his body, his body is dying but not dead, the soul appears to be a ghost, bring him in, don't let him know that he is the body of the soul, just like ordinary people , communicate with him, and discuss matters.”

The partridge whistle said silently, "Understood."

Partridge Whistle looked up at the middle-aged man in front of him, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

The embarrassed middle-aged man said, "That's right, I want to customize a funeral, my own funeral."

Partridge Whistle took out a notebook from the counter and took a pen, "Do you have any requests?"

The embarrassed middle-aged man's eyes became vicissitudes, and he spoke in a low voice like someone else's life, "I was born in a mountain village. When I was very young, my parents wanted me to be famous, and I did so according to their words." I came to do it, I studied very hard, but my talent only allowed me to get along in college. Later, because I looked better, I was photographed by my tutor, who introduced his daughter to me. I jumped at the opportunity to become the mentor's son-in-law."

"Being a door-to-door son-in-law is a very embarrassing thing. In my hometown, in that closed mountain village, my parents couldn't hold up their heads in their hometown because of this incident, and they severed ties with me. I understand them and give them money every year. some money."

"Later, my wife had a child. I thought my new life was about to start, but I didn't expect the birth of the child to break all the good things."

"After the child was born, my father-in-law and mother-in-law have retired one after another. As a result, I have no relationship network with my parents-in-law. It is becoming more and more difficult for me to survive in the big city. The embarrassment of life makes the relationship between husband and wife The relationship that was just enough started to get worse, and then we had a fight."

Having said that, the man covered his cheeks.

Partridge Whistle wanted to pour him a glass of wine, but after thinking about it, he couldn't drink, so he comforted, "Actually, husband and wife will inevitably quarrel."

The middle-aged man wiped his hands from his face, his eyes became red, and he held a partridge whistle, "Arguing? No, you underestimated their family, his father, with a knife, killed me ! Killed me in front of my child and his daughter! I was stabbed in a pool of blood with one knife!"

Partridge Whistle was slightly surprised, "Then, didn't the court try them?"

The middle-aged man rubbed his head, "Trial? How to judge? My wife hasn't divorced me yet. She is still my first will executor, the first family member. She chose to forgive his father. The reason is very simple. She I don’t want to lose my father after losing my husband, and his father was convicted of manslaughter because he was over 75 years old, so he was sentenced to five years in prison with a five-year reprieve..."

Partridge Whistle said coldly, "There is no punishment for a murderer, but you who were killed will be taken away by the murderer all your wealth in your life? This world is broken."

The middle-aged man said, "I don't expect the law to give in to me, nor do I expect the 75-year-old murderer to pay for my life. I only have one small request. I have prepared a sum of money for my parents. This money I am the last hope for my parents in the mountain village. I have two younger brothers and a younger sister. I am the eldest son in my family. My parents are already very old. Their backward three views cannot adapt to this ever-growing new world. They are already part of the times. Outcasts, they can't raise my younger siblings, so please, please, make my funeral grand, preferably with a little murderous look! My wife also knows the code of my money, although she promised before It would be to my parents, but we were all very close back then, and now that I'm dead, I can't believe she's giving money to my parents! I beg you to make her, her murderer father, feel fear, feel I'm so scared, let them give that sum of money to my parents, please!"

The middle-aged man knelt down in front of Partridge Whistle, and the wind blew up Partridge Whistle's windbreaker. Partridge Whistle was like an emissary from the underworld, holding a notebook, mechanical and cold, "We are professional funeral custom, our service, you You can rest assured that we can fulfill your request, but there is one thing, we need 100 yuan."

"No problem!" The middle-aged man said, "I'll give it to you."

The middle-aged man searched in his pocket for a long time. He looked at his hands in embarrassment, "I, I didn't bring my mobile phone, and I didn't have any cash. It seems that I forgot it in the infirmary. How about I go back and look for it..."

Partridge Whistle could understand, how could a lost soul get cash and a mobile phone?He's just a puff.

The partridge whistled, "No, you are the first business of our Wanshiwu today. It's free. You can go back. On the day of the funeral, your wish will come true."

"Thank you!" The middle-aged man kowtowed a few more times, turned and left.

When he was leaving, it started to rain, and the Partridge Whistle stood at the door of the shop and looked at the lonely soul who had gone away, and said a question that had been lingering in his heart, "Snake god, the soul of ordinary people, where will they go after death?" ?”

The snake god said, "Disappearing is like the raindrops in the sky, melting into the earth without leaving any traces, coming in gracefully and leaving cleanly, this is life."

The partridge whistled, "The immortals are also rain? The immortals will also be destroyed?"

"No, they are not rain." The Snake God said, "The Immortals are hail and mud balls. When they fall, they are not water droplets. They have a shape when they fall, so they can live forever, but the chance of this is too slim. It’s the same as winning the jackpot. As for the destruction of the immortals, hehe, you may have misunderstood a concept, that is, don’t think of the immortals as the immortals. The immortals just live longer, and longer is not permanent. Both the sun and the earth are destroyed One day, how can humans live forever? This is an absurd question."

The partridge whistled, "According to you, all souls will disappear after the death of the body, so don't the eighteen levels of hell and the Son of Heaven exist? If they don't exist, why do so many people believe it?"

Snake God said, "It doesn't exist, but the Bianhua and the Zombie King exist, and even the most powerful souls have to be attached to the entity, and the so-called [-]-story hell and Yama Tianzi are a kind of immortality that ordinary people have for immortals." Fantasies, after all, the immortals often manifest among the people. They satisfy all people's fantasies about after death, and also satisfy the rules of heaven and earth. This is a very beautiful fantasy that can bring immortals Respect, let the living respect the dead, the dead are the greatest, and it can also make the living feel awe and dare not create chaos, so it has not been punctured all the time."

Husky asked curiously, "Snake God, what do you think of that middle-aged man's obsession?"

"The obsession is very strong!" The snake god said greedily, "I have felt a strong obsession with filial piety from him that I have never had before. Filial piety is a great obsession. He was originally a filial son, but it is a pity that he was singled out by his parents. On the one hand, the relationship has been severed, and the long-term suppression of filial piety has completely exploded in this grievance and killing. The intensity of this obsession is enough to exceed the filial piety of 100 people, no, surpassing the filial piety of [-] ordinary people, I can eat it with great enjoyment Such a feast!"

Partridge whistled, "Okay, now we should discuss his funeral custom, how can we have a little murderous look, a little aura, it is best to deter his murderer father-in-law, and his cover-up criminals Evil wife!"

Husky said, "Is this simple? The snake god used illusions to create a row of Wei soldiers, and arranged for him according to the funeral ceremony of the eight-carried sedan chair in Lu Kingdom—ah!"

The partridge whistle kicked the husky, "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. This is a modern society. You have made such a thing. Those who know it are funerals, and those who don't know it think they are making movies! It can achieve the desired effect Is it? In my opinion, it’s better to refer to the Canadian mafia. I joined that organization when I was in the beautiful country. It’s very cool. The long suit and scarf with sunglasses are full of killing intent Modern mainstream..."

Zombie said, "Okay, you can filter the image in your mind, and I will sample and start phantom layout."

The partridge whistled, "Good!"

"It's really boring." Husky walked out wagging his tail, "I'm going to play with Mr. Tie Mian!"

The rain was falling, and in the intensive care unit of an unknown hospital in Golmud, a dying middle-aged man suddenly opened his eyes. He was staring at him, only his daughter was by the bedside.

The middle-aged man looked at his daughter and said weakly, "Daughter, Dad is dying, can you promise me one thing."

The daughter whispered, "What's the matter, Dad?"

The middle-aged man said, "At the end of my funeral, I will put 100 yuan in front of my grave! This is what I promised..."

The daughter nodded heavily, "Okay."

The middle-aged man held his daughter's hand gratefully, "Goodbye! Dad has no skills, and I will repay you in the next life."

The detector turned into a straight line, and a girl's cry came from the ward.

The heavy rain outside the window became even heavier at this moment.

(End of this chapter)