Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 120 The Genius Goes Left, The Crazy Goes Right, The One In The Middle Is A Pervert

The moment Xu Ming pushed open the coffin, he found that it was snowing.

Xu Ming likes snowflakes. Maybe it’s because the city where he was alive basically never snowed. Maybe lonely people have an inexplicable liking for snow. Seeing the snowflakes all over the sky, Xu Ming has an inexplicable kind of joy, with a bit of fireworks in the plain kind of.

"My lord, this is the Tianshan Shenmu Garden in my Gumo country!"

The white camel excitedly introduced its manor to Xu Ming, a huge and vibrant Lingruifu land built in the glaciers and snow valleys of the Tianshan Mountains.

At a glance, this piece of Shenmu Garden is at least the size of a city. It is in the shape of a six-sided star with long and narrow branches. Six interlaced valleys and cracks gather together, as if six dragon veins spit water, gathering the spiritual energy here far more than other places. Aura, standing here, Xu Ming can feel his points soaring upwards, one breath is almost [-] points, and there can be dozens of points in a day!
This is really a good feng shui place. Xu Ming began to look at the plants in the Shenmu Garden. The Shenmu Garden under the snowflakes, the plants are very delicate, whether it is the Tianshan ice lotus with the same height as Xu Ming, or the weird golden trunk. The red blood golden nanmu, or the seven-star sycamore with star-like scales, and the desert rose forest as tall as towering trees, and many tree names that Xu Ming can't name, it can be seen that this Shenmu Garden The history of this place is far beyond people's imagination. Because of the nourishment of aura, the plants here are also amazingly large, as if they have come to the kingdom of giants.

"Squeak-"

A naive squirrel about the size of a pony crawled over curiously. Xu Ming gritted his teeth, his eyes sparkled, "This little thing is so cute."

The white camel understood, "My lord, you will see it during dinner."

"Yeah!" Xu Ming gave Bai Luotuo an appreciative look, "Okay, go get busy, I'll take a look around myself."

"Yes!"

The white camel left.

Xu Ming picked up his coffin and planned to find a cave or something, to prepare for his retreat, and to solve some personal problems along the way.

Xu Ming quickly found a big hole, but unfortunately it was not a cave, but a tree hole, which was a rare golden sandalwood.

Everyone in the world says that the golden thread is the king, and the red sandalwood is the emperor, and there will be golden sandalwood on the top of the red sandalwood, and the golden sandalwood is made of red sandalwood after lightning strikes. The golden sandalwood is nearly twenty stories high, and there is a big tree hole in the middle of the golden sandalwood. The traces left by the lightning before can just fit into a coffin, plus the unique thunder wood of the golden sandalwood. Xu Ming felt that he knew he was blessed in the midst of blessings!
That's it!
Xu Ming put the coffin in the golden sandalwood, then opened the coffin lid, and took out several items from inside, namely the ghost seal, the Tianjun sword, and a dingy seed, which was the seed of the Bana flower, which withered. After that, this kind of seed is useless. Xu Ming asked the system, but the system did not respond.

Xu Ming planned to take out everything in the coffin to bask in the sun, although there was no sun, only heavy snow.

Xu Ming first picked up the ghost seal. I don’t know where Xu Fu got it. After absorbing a golden legend, it turned into bronze in the end. Want to sell it.

Then Xu Ming picked up the Bianhua seeds, and Xu Ming tried to throw the seeds into the land of the Shenmu Garden. This is a rare glacier pure land, an absolute paradise. Under such a good environment, can the Bianhua bloom?

Xu Ming buried the Bianhua, then sat on the coffin lid and waited quietly, but the Bianhua did not move.

Maybe the time is too short!

It will take a hundred and 80 years to grow out!
In 80 years, how many flowers on the other side should I change?Are you still using the Bianhua seeds?
Xu Ming fell into self-doubt, is my planting technique wrong?Or is it that this piece of soil does not meet the requirements of Bianhua, and it needs to go to some special environment?
A voice appeared, "Your technique is wrong, and the environment doesn't match, that's not how Bana flowers are grown."

Xu Ming raised his head, and the Tianjun sword floated in front of him. Its whole body released dazzling brilliance. The feeling was extremely strange, as if the sword did not belong to him.

"Don't look at me with that look." Tianjunjian's voice continued, "I was never your sword, I'm just here to help you get rid of the Jingjue Queen. I have my own master, and my master comes first. Ren was called Huo Qubing, and later called Luna."

Xu Ming looked at the sword and sat on the coffin, "Can a sword talk?"

Tian Junjian sneered, "Zombies can talk, but can't swords?"

"What you said seems to make sense." Xu Ming crossed his arms, "Since swords can talk, then answer my three questions. The first question is, is Luna dead and where is she?"

Tianjun sword said, "The imprint of the moon god on my sword is still there, so it is impossible for the moon god to fall. As for where, I don't know. When she left me, she was only 16 years old. Now she is probably already dead." It's changed."

Xu Mingdao, "Second question, why did Luna come to Jingjue Ancient City?"

Tianjun swordsman said, "For the sake of Hanba! The snake god existed in the Xia Dynasty, or even before the Xia Dynasty. According to the Huangshi Tianshu, there are some intersections between the snake god and the female demon, and one of these intersections is very important. The female demon's inner alchemy, the snake god has the female demon's inner alchemy, this is an important part of reshaping the female demon's blood, by the way, do you know what is the inner alchemy?"

Xu Ming gestured, and said tentatively, "I know a little bit, it seems that after a long time of cultivating by other people, there are things like stones in the body, and humans also have them. Humans have inner alchemy in their guts, but they are called gallstones. "

Tian Junjian added, "What you said is not entirely accurate, but it is almost the same reason. Hanba's inner alchemy is no small matter. The Demon Kingdom, the Zaklama clan, the first generation of Jingjue Queen, and Hunxie King all longed for it. , but it is very interesting that the snake god does not know that it has this thing, that is to say, it got it by accident, so that it does not know that it has this thing, so the snake god does not exist to deceive you, maybe It doesn't even know that it has a female alchemy."

"My master knows that if the snake god knows that she has a female inner alchemy, she won't give it to her, so she pretends to let the snake god separate the soul for her, and then takes the opportunity..."

Xu Ming interrupted Tian Junjian's words, "Moon God stole the inner alchemy from the female demon?"

Tian Junjian tremblingly said, "It's borrowing, how can you say stealing things between immortals? Is your behavior more despicable and shameful than the Moon God?"

Xu Ming spread his hands and comforted Tianjunjian, "Okay, I apologize for my behavior just now, it's a loan, it's a loan."

Tianjun swordsman said, "After the moon god borrowed the inner alchemy of the female demon, her soul was separated by the snake god. Her magic power was not as good as before, and the sneak attack of King Hunxie made her trapped in the snake cave. There was no way, she feigned death and entered the coffin. It was the coffin you saw, leaving me behind, and then took the opportunity to integrate into the Hanba Inner Alchemy, gained the power of Tudun, and left the ancient city of Jingjue. At that time, her strength had been greatly reduced, and she could not cast too powerful spells. She fled Back in Loulan, I want to get my father's blessing."

"But soon King Hunxie led the Yin soldiers to chase after him. Moon God thought that he could lead the Yin soldiers away by leaving, so he left the Yin soldiers under his father's aggressive method, turned around and walked towards Wuzhangyuan. The only existence that has cultivated the Huangshi Tianshu to the top!"

"Excuse me." Xu Ming said, "Zhuge Liang should have hung up by then!"

Tianjun swordsman said, "My master said that in Wuzhang, Zhuge Liang left the last seven-star life-continuing lamp formation and the Qiankun gossip formation to deal with Sima Yi. Those two formations contain almost all of Zhuge Liang's orthodoxy. As long as you understand Zhuge Liang's orthodoxy, master it Two-thirds of the Yellowstone Heavenly Manual can defeat the Hunxie King and recruit the Snake God!"

Xu Mingdao, "Then, once he left and never came back, King Hunxie attacked Loulan and died in Gaochang and Loulan together?"

Tianjun sword said, "Although my master didn't come back, she accurately predicted your appearance before she was alive. She said that one day an immortal with stronger blood than her would come here and end all of this."

Xu Ming listened to Tian Junjian's words, and said with a smile, "Your master is coaxing you to play. What age is she, and what age is mine? It's more than 1000 years old. Is it possible? It's probably a lie to fool you back then." .”

Tian Junjian, "It's probably impossible! You have to admit it! You only defeated King Hunxie after taking advantage of my master! And according to my master's request, anyone who can pull out this sword can also use it to summon him!" Tianjun's is her Ruyi Langjun..."

"Wait!" Xu Ming interrupted Tianjunjian, "What did you just say? The one who pulled out this sword is her Ruyi Langjun? Does she have a hammer? Does she think she is Zixia Fairy? She asked Supreme Treasure went to Supreme Treasure, what the hell am I supposed to do with a zombie king? Isn’t this messed up?”

Tianjun Jian said, "Do you think anyone can pull out this sword? Only talented people like Champion Hou can pull out this sword. To be honest, I still didn't believe it when you pulled out the sword to summon the Heavenly Army." , I didn't expect you to be able to resonate with Champion Hou's hard work, I really can't connect the tall Champion Hou with a despicable, shameless, cruel, black-bellied demon like you... Ah!"

Xu Ming stepped on the Tianjun sword on the ground and kicked the sword continuously, "Try to scold me again, let me tell you, the devil also has a temper, and he is bullying me, I will reforge you now." It's..."

"Despicable and shameless, the city government is cruel...ah!"

"I stepped on!"

A zombie struck with a sword for a long time, and the Tianjun sword was almost bent into a fishhook shape by being trampled on.

Xu Ming held the sword triumphantly, "Now the last question, how to plant the Bana flowers?"

Tian Junjian was dying, "The Bianhua is the seed of obsession, and it cannot be planted conventionally. It must be placed in the middle of the seven emotions and six desires all year round, just like the snake god. The more obsessions and hostility it absorbs, the faster it will bloom. Can you hit me straight, I am so embarrassed, I am a sword, not a Wu hook..."

Xu Ming threw the sword aside, "Look at your performance, I'm going to break through now, you guard the barrier for me, don't let outsiders disturb me!"

Seeing Xu Ming close the coffin, Tian Junjian was lying on the ground, and said to himself, "Although you have no bottom line and are cruel and violent, I have to say that you are a very outstanding immortal. Compared with my indecisive master, you are much better than my indecisive master for all the glory that the group of immortals deserves!"

"In terms of quality, you are more radical, and you believe in zero morality and the law of the dark jungle that is found and destroyed. In terms of strength, you are directly born with the blood of the most outstanding generals. Faster, more stable and stronger, people like you are the hope of the immortal, a super immortal who perfectly integrates the wall-facer, the wall-breaker, and the sword-wielder. You are the end of the immortal world. If my master If he is a genius, then his father is a lunatic, and you are in the middle of a lunatic and a genius, you are a pervert..."

At this time, a corner of the coffin lid was raised, and the demon raised his hand from the coffin, and made a thumbs up gesture towards the sword, "Be discerning, tell the truth more in the future, I like to hear you tell the truth, hehe——"

Tian Junjian looked at the devil's praise, and wanted to slap himself for a moment, thinking that he had already entered a closed-door retreat, and this black-bellied guy was still eavesdropping on what he said, really shameless.

At night, the white camel came with a charcoal-grilled squirrel in its mouth. Unfortunately, Xu Ming had already entered the customs. There was no way for Tianjun Sword, Guixi, and the white camel to eat the squirrel together. One of the two spiritual weapons could speak, and the other could not. , Tianjunjian commanded the sub-squirrels, and Guixi was only responsible for absorbing them. Guixi was notorious for not rejecting anyone who came, eating whatever was offered, and whatever was caught. This caused Shenmu Garden to encounter the biggest catastrophe in history. .

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Although Crescent Lake has a good scenery, it is still a lot worse in terms of medical care.

There is no way, everyone decided to go to Golmud, the largest sanatorium in the Midwest.

Golmud, a prosperous second-tier city in the grassland with a population of millions, Wu Tianzhen has been lying in the Golmud Sanatorium for almost a month, and it is said that he is very peaceful.

With Wu Tianzhen's five-star praise, Golmud soon welcomed a large number of tomb robbers, including Partridge Whistle, Hu Bayi, Wang Kaixuan, Shirley Yang, Jude Kao, etc.

As for Professor Chen and Wu Sansheng, Wu Sansheng said he would go back to Laojiumen, Professor Chen wanted to go back to Sijiu City, Chen Yulou went back to Xiangxi, and he wanted to go back to pay the settlement fee. Rich.

As for Partridge Whistle, Brother Nine, this mysterious lone traveler in the desert, everyone is very optimistic about. Brother Nine is a handsome man with great kung fu, and he has trampled countless zombies to death with one-handed kicks. It must be a treasure to keep it.

Professor Chen suggested that he follow him to Sijiu City. Professor Chen can arrange a decent job for him, and even give him a courtyard house, as long as he is willing!

Partridge Whistle refused, saying that he didn't like that kind of life, and then Chen Yulou suggested that Jiu Ge go to Xiangxi together to see the beautiful scenery of Xiangxi, Jiu Ge also refused, and now Partridge Whistle feels that his relationship with Chen Yulou is very awkward.

Partridge Whistle regards Chen Yulou as a brother.

And Chen Yulou always wanted to be the uncle of the Partridge Whistle.

What's the matter?each called their own?Isn't it a mess of seniority to be with you?
Partridge Whistle simply didn't go to Xiangxi, and didn't go to Sijiu City, and followed the crowd to Golmud. On the way, Brother Nine, who had always been indifferent, kindly adopted a cat and a dog, which made everyone hate him. A bit of a sigh, maybe Brother Jiu is not so cold in his heart.

After arriving in Golmud, everyone was busy with their own business. Those who should go to the hospital lay down, and those who should go to the street stalls went shopping.

After coming to the big grassland city, others don’t know how they feel, Wang Kaixuan and Hu Bayi Hu Tianguan are in a good mood. Both of them have been to the grassland when they were young, and they like the environment here. This day Wang Kaixuan Going out to discuss business with Da Jinya, Hu Bayi was bored, so he found Xu Jiu's phone number.

Strange to say, after coming to Golmud, Lao Jiu never contacted Hu Bayi again, which made Hu Bayi curious what Lao Jiu was doing!

Now that Hu Bayi has improved his skills, he is more interested in that kind of master, especially Xu Jiu. Hu Bayi dialed the phone, and Xu Jiu's voice quickly came from the opposite side, "Who?"

"I am!" Hu Bayai said, "Ninth Brother, what have you been up to lately?"

On the other side of the phone, Xu Jiu said, "Open a shop."

Hu Bayi was stunned, "I'm going, Brother Nine, you are planning to start a business! Can I follow? I have a lot of spare money here!"

"No need, I have money." Xu Jiudao, "I've already rented a shop in the city center, it's very lively."

Hu Bayai, "How much did it cost?"

Xu Jiu thought for a while, "[-] to [-], why don't you come and visit?"

"Oh, good!" Hu Bayi said, "I'll find you right away, take a taxi, and go to the city center!"

On the other side, at the entrance of the basement floor of the bustling central building in the center of Golmud, Partridge Whistle cleaned up the sundries on the ground, and pasted a piece of paper in front of his store, writing, custom-made funeral, wishing and fulfilling eight wishes words.

Partridge Whistle took a look, and then looked at the neon shop sign on it. There were five characters written on the sign - Mingge Wanshiwu.

Earlier, Tie Miansheng thought of the No. 81 pawn shop, but Partridge Whistle thought it was too rustic. If he wanted to do as the Romans did, seeing that there were mobile phone shops and nail salons around his house, wouldn’t it be unusual to set up a No. 81 pawn shop by himself?It's not as simple as starting a Mingo everything house.

Partridge Whistle packed up the sundries and returned to the shop. Although it cost 50 to [-] yuan, this is a city center building with an area of ​​only over [-] square meters. There is a partition in the middle. The shop is open in the front and sleeps in the back. This time a husky Walking out of the small shop less than [-] square meters, Husky grinned, looked at the booming business of nail salons on both sides, and then looked at his own store sign, "Old Nine, your sign is handwritten, you Can I order one?"

Partridge Whistle was unhappy, "What's wrong with my handwriting? Is my handwriting ugly?"

"It's not to say that the writing is ugly or not." Husky said, "You put white rice paper on it, making it look like a mourning hall, who will come!"

The partridge whistled, "If you can save money, you have to save money. Besides, we are not talking about invigorating the business of people. We are in the business of killing people. Where are you getting so many problems? You are forcing me It's up to you to write it yourself."

"How can I write as a dog?"

"Then don't comment!"

"I will express my opinion, and I will force Lai Lai!"

Partridge Whistle was too lazy to be familiar with dogs, and returned to the hall. Xu Jiu crossed his legs, picked up a cup of coffee, and slowly tasted it, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Tie Miansheng for a while, where did this guy go?" ?”

King Lu Shang said, "Ghost knows! She's either going to the mass grave or the morgue. Recently, I heard that she likes to go to the Golmud Sanatorium. She also said that it is very interesting. No one is human. The ghost knows that this pervert is always brainless." what's on your mind..."

A divine thought came, "Hey, what are you drinking? Can you give me some? It smells very good."

It was the hydra cypress on the table that made the sound.

If a normal person sees it, I'm afraid they will go crazy in place. This potted plant also needs to drink coffee?
And the partridge whistle has become accustomed to it, he picked up the coffee pot and poured coffee on the potted plants, the snake god absorbed the coffee for the first time, and couldn't help saying, "Master snake god, is our fee too low, custom funerals, It only costs 100 yuan to make a wish to the gods, isn’t it a joke?”

The snake god said while drinking coffee, "It's already quite a lot. What they get is directly proportional to the obsession they give. It's like a person who wants to be rich, it's okay! He immediately won the big prize. In his After the obsession is completely absorbed by me, his fortune will completely decline. Bankruptcy will happen overnight. Something is going to happen..."

Husky said, "That's fine, I guess we still have lunch money."

The snake god said again, "There is another principle clause, that is, I don't want rubbish and dirty obsessions, don't bring those who are more rubbish, I want the kind of successful people who are upward, energetic, ambitious, and have great achievements , their obsessions are the sweetest and most delicious, dirty thoughts like Lao Lu, who think about his brothers all day long, don't come into my sight, I'm sick..."

King Lu Shang was angry, "Wow woof woof—"

A voice came from outside the door, "Old Nine, I'm stupid!"

Partridge Whistle walked outside and said, "Be quiet, Erha, stop barking! Hu, I'll open the door for you right away!"

(End of this chapter)