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Chapter 144 The Song of the Periodic Table, Luke Who Has Nowhere to Go (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
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Leonard, who successfully suppressed the sharp-tongued Sheldon at the critical moment, looked at Penny with a smile on his face, "You can use our bathroom."

"Thank you."

Petunia looked at him, then at Sheldon, and finally decided not to care about Sheldon.

She couldn't be more angry with a handsome young man with a beautiful heart who thought her sister was just playing trampoline upstairs with Luke.

Besides, after this tossing for a while, she felt uncomfortable all over and needed a hot bath to relax her body and mind.

"It's at the end of the corridor, you can talk to me if you need anything."

Leonard pointed to the bathroom and said to Penny.

"it is good."

Penny nodded and walked over.

If you say take a bath, you must take a bath immediately.

"You know I need a full cleanup after she's gone, right?"

Sheldon looked at Leonard with puffy eyes.

"uh-huh."

Leonard stared in the direction of the bathroom obsessively, he had already followed in his mind, and he casually gave a perfunctory sound.

"Just like the last time your grandma came over."

Sheldon grumbled.

"Petunia is not like my grandmother."

Leonard was immediately awakened from the gorgeous fantasy by Sheldon's metaphor, and refuted the comparison that made him uncomfortable with a look of disgust.

"What's the difference?"

Shelton looked at him seriously: "They are all women!"

"they……"

Leonard wanted to explain, but seeing Sheldon's big "pure" eyes, and thinking that the other protagonist involved was his grandmother, he swallowed the words again.

"Forget it, you're right, I'll buy the things I need to clean up afterward, please don't talk later, or be nice to Petunia, okay?"

"Then I suggest you rush to the High IQ Vault now, otherwise your financial situation is worrying."

Sheldon thought for a while and said.

"Don't worry, I can still afford the cleaning fee."

Leonard said nonchalantly.

"You think you can."

Sheldon reminded: "But don't forget that you still haven't paid your half of the Internet speed upgrade fee. It will be Anime Festival in 165 days. Are you ready for your fee? Not to mention you are trying to please Penny And it would cost a lot of useless extra money."

"What is a lot of useless spending?"

Leonard was not happy when he heard it.

"You know you can't have anything to do with her?"

Sheldon said frankly: "She is not a spy like Joyce King."

"Why not?"

Leonard exclaimed, "She's a woman, I'm a man, anything is possible!"

"is it?"

Sheldon asked: "So your grandmother who came last time, if you exclude her identity, you can do it from the perspective of her being a woman?"

"..."

Leonard was dumbfounded and wanted to get angry, but facing Sheldon's probing eyes, he could only hold back this old trough in his heart, and forced a smile: "Theoretically..."

"Hmm."

Sheldon made a nasal sound, his face thoughtful.

"what happened?"

Leonard had an ominous premonition, and he didn't dare to let Sheldon continue to think about it. God knows what other weird words the other party can come up with.

"You know what I think of your work?"

Sheldon laughed.

"of course I know."

Leonard had a dark face and didn't want to talk to Sheldon.

He is a dignified Princeton experimental physicist. In Shelton's eyes, perhaps the greatest contribution to science is to become a middle school teacher and inspire the next generation of scientists.

"Now I have a new understanding of you."

Shelton said solemnly: "Perhaps you have contributed far more to the development of science than you imagined."

"Really?"

Leonard didn't want to accept this insulting compliment at all, but the corners of his mouth grinned uncontrollably.

no way.

After getting along with someone like Sheldon for a long time, a little compliment is very precious, completely exceeding the reaction they should have.

"of course."

Sheldon said seriously: "I have discovered your potential now, maybe you can make more outstanding contributions to science!"

"How to say?"

Leonard cursed in his heart that he was worthless, but his ears were pricked up, and he looked at Sheldon eagerly.

"You can go to the fundraiser."

Shelton explained: "To raise more funds for experiments for real scientists, like me, don't worry, let me explain, you may not participate in this kind of fundraiser, but I have been asked since I was 11 years old when I went to college. The principal asked to participate in the fundraiser.

Those rich people like my cute genius, but I have limited time and must devote myself to real scientific research.

Now I see that you may be able to succeed me in this regard.

I noticed that many of the rich fundraisers were teachers who had made rich old men widowed.

They need to raise funds for science to earn fame. In the process, if there is a young doctor who has a basic understanding of science and does not care about age, I think it must be very attractive.

Oh, boy!

I have seen countless funds pouring into the Princeton Physics Department. New computers, centrifuges, and all kinds of state-of-the-art equipment follow my heart.

I will thoroughly lead the development of science and change the world..."

Speaking of this, he saw that Leonard did not applaud enthusiastically, and looked over with some dissatisfaction. Seeing Leonard glaring at him, he suddenly said: "Don't worry, I won't forget you. In the great Sheldon In Dr. Cooper's autobiography, you, Leonard Hofstadter, will be marked as a passable roommate and a brilliant fundraiser."

"Okay roommate?"

Leonard was unable to complain about anything else, and just ruthlessly muttered about the okay roommate.

Sometimes he really wants to give Sheldon a vivid explanation of what a good roommate is!
"Leonard!"

At this time, Penny's calling came from the direction of the bathroom.

"coming!"

Leonard immediately put away the unhappiness in his heart and trotted over.

"Can I ask you a favor?"

Penny's voice came from the bathroom.

"help?"

Leonard stood at the door of the bathroom, the plots of countless small movies flashed through his mind.

"Yes, I know it's not good to ask you for this kind of favor when we first meet, you can refuse."

Penny's hesitant voice came out.

"I will most likely agree."

Leonard forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart.

"I originally wanted to ask Luke for help with this matter..."

Penny continued.

"I can too!"

Leonard was anxious when he heard that.

He was very sure what this busy was.

Although it flashed in his mind that Penny might be another spy like Joyce King, but looking at the shower curtain with the periodic table of elements drawn on it, Leonard secretly decided that even if Penny was a spy, it was probably Maozi's side. Yes, for the sake of Mendeleev, the great scientist who invented the periodic table of elements, he also recognized it.

Emmm.

He is not afraid of being fooled again!
Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he began to hum the song of the periodic table of elements: "There are antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, 鎿, germanium..."

"Thank you very much then."

Petunia thanked, and then made her request.

After Leonard finished listening, he agreed cheerfully, but walked out with an extremely depressed face.

He was extremely disappointed to find that Penny was not a spy.

The so-called help is just asking him to help get the TV back from his ex-boyfriend.

"Sheldon, come with me."

Leonard explained gloomyly, and then invited Sheldon to go with him.

"No!"

Sheldon sneered and refused directly.

"come on."

Leonard started begging him.

For one thing, I dare not go alone, but with Sheldon, a tall and thin praying mantis, I can be bold.

Secondly, if he went alone and left Sheldon in the apartment with Petunia who was still in the shower, even if the man was Sheldon, he would be a little awkward.

Emmm.

In case of any plot that he likes to hear and see in the small movie, he will definitely regret it to death.

"Ok."

After Leonard's repeated requests, Sheldon still agreed to go together.

The two drove to the downstairs of Penny's boyfriend Kurt's apartment, contacted Kurt through the intercom, and were directly asked by Kurt to leave gracefully.

"Okay, we can go."

Sheldon turned to leave.

"and many more."

Of course Leonard didn't want to.

He also wanted to do this to make Petunia look up to him.

"What are you waiting for?"

Sheldon was puzzled: "We can't even get into the apartment."

"We are scientists, and our combined IQ exceeds 360. We can figure out a way. If I give up so easily, can I still prove the Big Bang Theory billions of years after the Big Bang?"

Leonard said excitedly.

"You can't prove it!"

Shelton corrected: "The only one who can prove it is me! But I understand what you mean."

"It's good that you understand."

Leonard also ignored Sheldon's ridicule, as long as he can be with him, he can say anything.

At this time, a group of boy scouts selling biscuits came, and they opened the door downstairs of the apartment, and two geniuses with a combined IQ of 360 hurried in together.

But after knocking on the door of Penny's boyfriend and facing the muscular man Kurt, they came excitedly and left in a chill.

Emmm.

Kurt didn't talk about Wude, he took off their pants and drove them away.

After returning home, Petunia was very surprised when she saw it, and said very guilty that she was treating guests at night, but she just asked them to put on their pants first.

restaurant.

"Thank you so much for today, just order whatever you want."

Penny thanked.

"Thank you."

Leonard was very moved when he saw this, and after ordering, he asked in surprise, "Petunia, are you a vegetarian too?"

"Correct!"

Penny laughed, "I'm a vegetarian, but I also eat steak occasionally. God, I like steak so much."

"..."

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, confused by the goddess' logic.

"Hmm, interesting."

Sheldon has no such concerns.

"What's interesting?"

Penny looked over with a smile.

"It's nothing."

Leonard understood, how dare Sheldon speak out.

It's a pity that no matter how he winked at Sheldon, Sheldon couldn't stop him from saying straightforwardly: "Your logic is worrying, but I also understand why you only graduated from high school for four years. Happiness educates sorrow."

In the car that came just now, everyone chatted casually, and Penny cried again and told that she and Kurt had been together for as long as they had been in high school.

"What did you say?"

Petunia looked at such a straightforward Sheldon in shock.

How could a man say that to her at this time?

She likes to eat steak, she loves steak very much, what does this have to do with her being a staunch vegetarian?
"Is steak vegetarian?"

Sheldon asked bluntly.

"This... I just like to eat."

Seeing that Sheldon really pointed out the key to the problem, Petunia immediately became embarrassed.

"Yeah, like I don't eat dairy, but I just like it, no problem!"

Leonard immediately used his dog-licking attributes to lick wildly.

"You don't eat dairy because you fart."

Sheldon still didn't let go of this ridiculous statement, and corrected him straightforwardly: "Penny claims to be a vegetarian, but she likes to eat steak crazily. This is completely different from Phoebe's vegetarianism."

"Penny is from a farm, that's normal."

Seeing the embarrassment of the goddess, Leonard used his 173 IQ to frantically wash the floor: "Phoebe's conditions are not good, so even though they are all vegetarians, there is such a difference, which is very reasonable."

"You've never said that to Phoebe before..."

Shelton looked at Leonard in surprise.

"We're talking about Petunia now, can we leave out Phoebe!"

Leonard glared at Sheldon dissatisfied.

Emmm.

Although some time ago, he was very obsessed with Phoebe, and when he talked about Phoebe, he was full of praise.

But that's not how it used to be.

He is an experimental physicist who must keep up with the times.

Now that Phoebe has nothing to do with him, but there is a beautiful woman in front of him who is no worse than Phoebe, and she is likely to be one step closer to him.

It's okay to even belittle Phoebe for it.

He is a rational scientist!
Ok.

IQ is as high as 173, knowing how to do it is more beneficial to yourself!

"Phoebe?"

Petunia asked curiously, "Are you guys familiar with Phoebe? I heard she is Luke's big sister?"

"Correct."

Leonard nodded, not wanting to continue talking about Phoebe and Luke, he raised his glass to change the subject: "For our acquaintance today!"

"I really want to thank Luke... for letting us know."

Subconsciously, Petunia wanted to say Luke, but seeing Leonard's unnatural expression, she immediately changed her words.

"So you are here, no wonder you didn't even go to the high IQ treasury..."

At this moment, two people appeared at the table, Leonard held his forehead directly, but Howard stood there with a wretched face.

Next to him was a silent Rajesh.

Here, the first five members of The Big Bang Theory officially gathered, while Luke did not know how to deal with the complex relationship between Monica and Rachel.

It's a good time to mess around.

Afterwards crematorium.

You are right.

Brother's dorm.

There's a party going on here.

College life in the world of American dramas is just party party party.

"Luke, this way!"

Matthew is tall, and because of Lily's relationship, the needs of the party are also simple, so he saw Luke coming at the first time and raised his hand to greet him.

"Why is he here?"

Ted followed the prestige, his brows furrowed.

"I heard that Monica and Rachel are arguing about being Eskimo sisters. Luke has nowhere to go."

Lily smiled gossipingly.

(End of this chapter)