American drama of life

Chapter 143 Not Crazy Sheldon, Professional Player Leonard (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
In the car.

"Sorry, what did you say?"

Petunia doubted her hearing a little.

what did she hear?
"He just said..."

Leonard tilted his hand, the car swayed for a while, and then he hurriedly returned to the right position, and looked at Penny in the back row who was suspicious of his ears through the rearview mirror with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"NO, I have not."

Sheldon continued to stab.

"I, I was dragged away by Howard and the others, I was just going to have a look..."

Leonard glared at Sheldon, then tried to explain to Penny.

He didn't want to be seen by Petunia as a pervert, and then turn around and leave the apartment opposite him no longer.

"No, you're not, you're a semi-professional player."

Shelton ignored Leonard's stare, and continued to insert the knife straightforwardly: "This is not your first time, nor will it be your last time."

"..."

Leonard was awkward there, not knowing how to explain it.

Because to a certain extent, Shelton did not say anything wrong, he is indeed a semi-professional player.

"It's actually for science."

Leonard held back for a long time before he dared to glance at the strange-looking Penny.

"No, you are not."

Sheldon immediately retorted: "I didn't know before, but this time you are for faster download speed, there is nothing to say about the money you paid yourself, just don't say it is for a scientific experiment, in fact You are all genetic fraud..."

"To shut up!"

Leonard couldn't help yelling at Sheldon any longer.

"You also do this kind of scientific experiment."

Penny looked strange.

She is actually no stranger to this kind of thing, because her boyfriend Kurt, who has lived together for four years, has done this kind of scientific experiment more than once.

And the senior actor Joy she just met had done it more than once.

Sometimes you have to do it in order to survive.

Besides, if she knew that Kurt would betray her at the beginning, she would not feel pity for him at all, and would only let him make money for her every week.

Anyway, who is not giving it to?

It's just that in her impression, those who can sell this are all handsome men.

Like Kurt and Joey.

Sheldon in the passenger seat of the car can barely do it.

But Leonard?

It was beyond her imagination.

And also a semi-professional player?

"Gene fraud?"

"Yes."

Sheldon ignored Leonard's staring eyes at all, and saw that Penny was curious, so he habitually carried out science popularization: "The high IQ vault they went to was named as donors with high IQ talents, only high IQ talents The gene does not mean that you will be able to give birth to high IQ talents.

Like me, I have a twin sister who has pretty much the same DNA as me, but she's just a dumb waitress. "

"Whoa!"

Petunia immediately became unhappy when she heard this.

"He's talking nonsense."

Leonard immediately understood that Sheldon's ridicule had hurt the real waiter Penny, and quickly smoothed things over: "Missy is the owner of a star-rated restaurant, not a waiter."

"..."

Penny looked at Leonard who was eager to speak for her, speechless.

She would rather not have this kind of smooth play.

Shelton sneered: "In the field of IQ, is there any difference between the owner of an interstellar restaurant and the waiter?"

"Of course there is a difference!"

Leonard retorted.

"What's the difference?"

Petunia interjected a little annoyed.

"Uh."

Leonard was speechless immediately: "Well, this difference is not big."

"As I said, this is genetic fraud."

Shelton shrugged and said, "The high IQ treasury is logically wrong, not to mention that even you can be selected, there is no high IQ at all!"

"w~hat~?"

Seeing that Penny was present today, Leonard made up his mind not to debate these things with Sheldon just now, but he couldn't help but stare over again when he heard this.

"Did I said wrong thing?"

Sheldon said confidently: "You have an IQ of only 173, you are lactose intolerant, allergic to cats, and you are so short. Judging from the photos of your family gatherings, it won't take many years for you to become bald... ..."

"My uncle...my aunt have thick hair, the thickest hair I've ever seen."

Leonard interrupted Sheldon's frantic stabbing, but he was powerless to defend himself, so he could only look at Petunia in the rearview mirror embarrassingly.

Petunia couldn't laugh or cry.

What a weird conversation.

"Is an IQ of 173 considered a high IQ?"

Penny suddenly thought of something.

"Of course."

Leonard called.

"Of course not!"

Sheldon proudly said: "I have an IQ of 187, which is considered a high IQ."

"Ok."

Seeing this, Petunia smiled and stopped talking.

She has no concept of this kind of data.

"Muggles."

Seeing that Penny wasn't amazed at his high IQ, Sheldon turned to look at her, then tilted his head at Leonard and mocked him.

Leonard was furious, squinting at Sheldon, ignoring him at all.

"And Rajesh."

Shelton didn't take it seriously, turned his head away, and continued the previous topic on his own: "His IQ is not bad, but it's a pity that he had been living in a peaceful country before, and he went to a university in England. What kind of poison has been poisoned, so that I can't even talk to women.

Unless those women who want a child with a high IQ are going to have a dumb one, the so-called gold bank of high IQ is genetic fraud.

As for Howard~”

Speaking of this, Sheldon smiled and shook his head, with a disdainful expression that the world is too ridiculous: "He can be selected as an engineer without even a Ph.

At the end, he let out a classic Sheldon-style cute laugh.

"Yes, yes, you are the only one with a high IQ!"

Leonard couldn't bear it anymore and started to yell at Sheldon: "It's a pity that you don't talk about women anymore, you don't even look down on people, you should go back to Mars!"

"I had this idea a long time ago, but it's a pity that as early as I was nine years old, I understood a truth, that is, the scientific research progress of stupid earth humans has never been able to keep up with my theoretical calculations."

Sheldon nodded solemnly: "Otherwise, with the development of recoverable rocket technology for so many years, we would have lived on Mars long ago."

"come on."

Leonard sneered: "Your calculations are really pure, but the fact is that even if someone develops a recyclable rocket according to your calculations, after all these years of development, it is more likely that you will not live on Mars now, but that you will live on Mars all over the sky." It's space junk, and even turned into a space weapon, threatening the survival of the entire human race, but you don't care about that, do you? You anti-social and anti-human lunatic!"

"I'm not crazy, my mother took me for a checkup."

Sheldon retorted seriously.

"Yes, he's not crazy..."

After Leonard vented a bit, he realized that there was Penny behind him, so he stopped talking to the lunatic Sheldon immediately, and explained to Penny in embarrassment, but seeing that she looked weird and didn't believe it, he subconsciously made up One sentence: "We're good friends with Luke, and we're harmless."

"No, I am not!"

Shelton immediately retorted.

"Why not?"

Petunia heard the content of the quarrel between the two in front and felt that her head was so big. Seeing that they finally talked about a topic she was interested in, she couldn't help but answer: "Because your sister Missy has something to do with him?"

"There is no evidence for this!"

Sheldon said angrily.

"Please!"

Seeing that Penny no longer paid attention to what they said earlier that might dissuade her from renting the apartment opposite, Leonard heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately answered, "What evidence do you need? Last time you were in your sister's apartment together, you Downstairs, they're upstairs, do you really think they've been playing on the trampoline for so long?"

Upon hearing this, Petunia immediately showed old Si Ji a knowing smile.

"why not?"

Sheldon still insists on his point of view: "Although I don't like Missy, she has always been the one who is most influenced by my mother, and my mother is a devout Christian, stupid but devout, so Missy will not To do that, especially with Luke."

"Hahaha."

When Petunia heard this, she couldn't help laughing anymore.

"why are you laughing?"

Shelton turned his head and looked over with puffy eyes.

"Sorry, it's just that you said especially with Luke, I couldn't help it."

Petunia suppressed a smile.

Leonard lifted his chin slightly, happy to see Penny share his thoughts.

"What's so funny about that?"

Sheldon was puzzled.

"If it's someone else, it's fine."

Before Penny could speak, Leonard had already actively helped explain: "But if it were Luke, it would be a completely different matter. You are an asexual and mitotic creature, and you don't understand the relative attraction between men and women in humans. Luke The most potent drug for any woman."

Penny nodded.

"..."

Leonard saw it, and suddenly stopped laughing.

Soon at the apartment.

Penny herself lived in New Jersey, just like Yuan Shikong wanted to work hard in Hollywood but stayed in Pasadena.

New Jersey is to New York what Pasadena is to Los Angeles. It is the closest small city to the center in the metropolitan area.

The cost of living is relatively low.

Otherwise, an actor like Penny who thinks about acting all day long can't afford to rent a house in New York.

Just look at Joey.

If he hadn't met "true love" Chandler, he would have done more than just do scientific experiments to sell money.

In the original time and space, when Joey got rich and asked about the money that Chandler helped him advance in those years, he came up with a figure that made him dumbfounded and unwilling to return it.

You know, Joey would have developed at that time.

It is conceivable that living in a metropolis is not easy!
So Penny has always lived in New Jersey and worked at a cheesecake shop in New Jersey.

"That's it."

Leonard parked the car and led Penny into their apartment building.

"The elevator is broken."

Seeing Penny holding the suitcase and looking at the sealed elevator, Leonard smiled awkwardly: "It's under repair."

"When was it notified?"

Shelton believed it was true and looked over.

"Just yesterday, when you weren't there."

Leonard said casually.

The most important thing now is to let Petunia live.

The three went upstairs.

"This is the apartment, one bedroom and one living room. It's pretty good."

Leonard introduced: "The opposite door is our apartment, you can call us for anything in the future, we are happy to help."

"Thank you."

Petunia thanked, walked in, looked it up, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "It's really good."

"As long as you like it."

Leonard grinned behind his ears when he heard the curvature of his mouth.

"I love so much."

Petunia nodded, put down her luggage, and began to observe carefully.

"where are you going?"

Leonard looked at Penny's back and smirked, and when he saw Sheldon turned and left, he immediately stopped in a low voice.

"Go back, what are you still doing here?"

Sheldon was puzzled.

"I think we should treat her to dinner."

Leonard hesitated.

"Do not."

Sheldon shook his head directly and opened the opposite door.

"why?"

Seeing this, Leonard couldn't help following.

Let him face Penny alone, he doesn't have the courage now.

"You know why."

Sheldon frowned and said, "Actually, I haven't confirmed whether she can live across from us."

"She's settled!"

Leonard called.

"You're talking with your lower body again."

Sheldon was blunt.

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

"Leonard, the bathroom is out of order."

Penny came over: "Is this your apartment? That's great, is this yours?"

"this is mine!"

Sheldon walked to the whiteboard where he had written formulas.

"It feels great."

Penny looked at the above formula, not knowing what to do: "So you are a genius scientist like in a beautiful mind?"

"Yes, that's me!"

Shelton immediately smiled with satisfaction.

Shelton would dismiss it if he was marked as someone else, but the protagonist of the movie A Beautiful Mind is a mathematician who won the Nobel Prize in the end. Shelton does not feel humiliated by being marked as the other party up.

"Wow."

Penny looked at Sheldon in admiration.

"This is my whiteboard."

Leonard was already standing in front of another whiteboard, tapping on the whiteboard to attract Penny's attention: "If you want to see it."

"Cool."

Petunia also cooperated and walked over to appreciate it.

In fact, she has already passed this surprise.

After all, a scumbag like her can't understand it at all.

"Leonard, the bathroom is broken, I need a shower."

Seeing that the two were about to argue about this again, Petunia quickly interrupted.

"Oh, I'll ask the landlord for you."

Leonard withdrew his gaze from staring at Sheldon, and smiled at Penny: "Our bathroom is good, you can use it first, if you don't mind."

"I do not mind."

Penny laughed.

For Leonard and Sheldon, she already knew something, and felt that they would not have bad feelings for her.

Even if she misread them, with their physical strength that they couldn't even carry her suitcase, they couldn't threaten Petunia, the cowgirl who played with the calf since she was a child.

Besides, she is currently in a period of irritability and sadness, and needs Penny-style healing. Sheldon looks handsome in her eyes, and Leonard is not ugly after a closer look.

If that kind of atmosphere conflict really happened, I'm afraid it was because of her fierceness, she carried them one by one and ruined them.

How could it be their turn against her?
So she is very relieved.

"I mind!"

Sheldon didn't accept this at all, and immediately opposed it.

"Be nice, Sheldon!"

Leonard glared at him.

"It has nothing to do with being friendly or not, it has something to do with being clean or not."

Sheldon exclaimed: "We don't know what's on her at all. I don't want to be infected with any disease..."

"Sheldon!!!"

Seeing Penny's face darken, Leonard yelled at Sheldon.

"Ok."

Seeing that Leonard was so angry, Shelton was a little scared, and reluctantly said to Petunia, "You can go take a shower..."

(End of this chapter)